Home Alone 3
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Ten million dollars |
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Not a plan... |
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...but the chip itself. |
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Why the big price? |
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My clients have requested it. |
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I honor my clients' requests. |
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Sounds like your clients... |
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...want to build a missile |
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I don't ask questions, Mr. Beaupre. |
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But whoever possesses this chip |
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- Good night, George. |
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- He's clean. |
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That's what you asked for. |
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Air Force NSB-100, C series. |
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If that goes in a missile, |
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Look, I got a plane to catch. |
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Where's my money? |
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Here. |
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Hide it in the toy car. |
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We'll slip it right past |
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Let's go. |
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Welcome to San Francisco |
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Do not leave your bags unattended. |
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Please remove your jewelry. |
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Let's go. |
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Ma'am, you have to wait. |
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Thank you. |
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Next, please. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Move. Move! |
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Young man! |
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The Dallas, Miami, New York |
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Bars, restaurants, club lounge, clean. |
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When I was in the john, |
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It has to be on a plane. |
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We are going to Chicago. |
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In the winter? |
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I packed tropical. |
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Welcome to Chicago, |
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Welcome to Chicago. |
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Bye-bye. |
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Here you go, sir. |
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Mr. Beaupre! |
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Mr. Unger, Mr. Jernigan. |
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Excuse me. |
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- Out of my way. |
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- Did you check any bags, ma'am? |
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She's leaving. |
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That's him. |
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Excuse me, pop. |
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What? |
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You had a fare from the airport |
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Senior citizen, female, Caucasian. |
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- What? |
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- Oh, yeah. |
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North Devon Park, Washington Street. |
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Describe the house, please. |
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Big, old... |
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... Tudor-like place. |
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- Details. |
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Christmas tree by the driveway, |
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...was the only one |
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I'm done, Mrs. Hess. |
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...but you can't see |
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You were to deal |
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- Yes, but... |
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I don't care for excuses. We had |
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- Your word is worthless. |
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So you can tell the neighbors |
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Is this a loaf of the famous |
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This won't make |
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Because of some silly, |
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...I left my bread in San Francisco! |
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Pardon me, Mrs. Hess, |
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...possibly, probably |
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Consider this your payment. |
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Thank you. |
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And have your mother teach you... |
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...that it is rude to scratch |
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Good night, Alex. |
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Jeez. |
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What a grouch. |
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They're all old... |
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...most of them are Tudor... |
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...all have wreaths |
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...and the snow's all shoveled. |
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There are 14 houses. |
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The toy car must be in one of them. |
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We'll have to search them all. |
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- We'll come back when it's light. |
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It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger. |
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Nobody's home during the day. |
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There you go, Speedy. |
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Charlie, I told you last year, |
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...I can't work weekends. |
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- Why not? |
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That's Mary Lou. She has no life. |
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It means nothing to her |
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My house is half-renovated. |
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They need to see us doing more |
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I can't explain over the phone why |
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I'll be in Cleveland on Wednesday. |
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Yeah, Wednesday. We'll talk |
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Yeah, man to man. |
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Your brother's bug! |
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Careful! Careful! |
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Bull's-eye! |
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Three from downtown. |
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And the crowd goes wild. |
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Oh, man. |
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I hope they're not... |
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Alex slammed the seat |
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Bull's-eye. |
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Alex, what happened? |
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I had nothing to do with it. |
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I gotta go. My kid slammed |
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I'll call you back. |
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Alex? |
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Keep that in your mouth. |
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Chickenpox. |
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With all due respect... |
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...this is to get out of his science |
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What? |
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- His face doesn't look that bad. |
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- Would that include his buttocks? |
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This is great. If he scratches |
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- Leave. |
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- I'll make you some soup. |
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I'm so sorry. |
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Hey. Don't scratch. |
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Keep that under your tongue. |
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Nice family. Huh, Doris? |
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- You guys should get going. |
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Greenfield's 401 k is in the Effa fund. |
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You have it in the Midcap fund. |
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I have to put you on hold one sec. |
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Alex, I'm on with the office! |
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So I think that what we... |
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I'm sorry. |
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Gotcha. |
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You rang? |
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Thirsty? |
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Thanks, Mom. |
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- Here we are. |
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It's a cozy little place. |
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Isn't this charming! |
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And it's available immediately. |
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My boys are just gonna love it here. |
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Yes, they will. |
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Plus, special care and feeding tips, |
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Look, Doris. |
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If you think that was amusing, |
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Oh, yeah. |
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- Sit! |
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I hate dogs. |
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Charlie, you know I can't come in. |
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Melling's reviewing the proposal. |
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- You're kidding. |
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- How long's he in town? |
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- We can't cancel. |
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- Mary Lou can handle it. |
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You're the point person. |
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I did, but my child wasn't sick |
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Not my fault you can't find a sitter. |
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Okay, I can come in for one hour. |
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If Alex beeps me, I'm gone |
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Karen... |
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Charlie, you're making me choose |
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...and taking care of my sick child |
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Jerk. |
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You tell Charlie I'm desperately ill? |
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Thank you, Alex. |
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Yes, he knows you're sick. |
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What about the Family Leave Act? |
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I just have to go in... |
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...sign some papers and show my face. |
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I'll be gone an hour at the very most. |
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I called Mrs. Hess and... |
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You called Mrs. Hess? |
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She said if anything comes up, |
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- She wasn't happy about it... |
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- Don't be ridiculous. |
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Not in winter. |
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- Social unrest? |
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Boredom? It's deadly in old folks. |
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Goodbye, sweetie. |
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What about crooks? |
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That's not a problem during the day. |
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Why not? |
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I'm 8 and I figured that out. |
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Couldn't a grown-up crook |
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This is a very safe neighborhood. |
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The doors'll be locked, |
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- I'll be home soon. |
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What about dragons, giant spiders, |
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...and other figments |
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Alex, I can't help you there. |
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Only you can control your imagination. |
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That's a scary thought. |
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That's weird. |
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Oh, my God. |
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20 seconds out. |
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Clear. |
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911 Emergency. |
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- I saw a burglar! |
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My mom had to leave. |
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Can I have your address? |
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He's not at my house! |
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Their address is |
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Nothing. |
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Burglar at the Stephans'! |
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There's a woman with a dog |
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I didn't recognize anyone, but |
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...so I called the police. |
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You called the police? |
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Freeze! |
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The burglar alarm was on and working. |
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There was no one in the house. |
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Doesn't appear that |
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I don't know what he saw |
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I'm sorry about this. |
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My son's been home with chickenpox |
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I'm strapped. |
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Son, false alarms are |
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It wasn't! |
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The guy in the house had two lookouts |
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He's been running a fever. |
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Ours is a serious business. |
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Oh, he knows. We gave him |
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Not this one, but last. You know, |
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He took it very seriously. He |
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Not real crimes, but for leaving |
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Absolutely. |
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I will, yes. Thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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You get in that bed. |
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Excuse me, I saw a man |
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A white male a little older than Dad, |
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I warned you about that telescope. |
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Look long enough and you'll see |
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I guess you have to be 35 |
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Don't get smart with me. |
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You caused a lot of trouble today. |
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We have to replace a door. |
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I saw what I saw. |
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Peter Beaupre... |
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...Earl Unger... |
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...Burton Jernigan... |
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...and Alice Rivens. |
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They were ticketed under aliases |
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I believe they're still in the U.S., |
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Ladies and gentlemen... |
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...we've got to find that chip. |
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What went wrong |
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- Nothing. It wasn't the alarm. |
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Mr. Jernigan, care to speculate? |
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Cars came and went. |
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We could have a watcher on any house. |
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I don't think it's just anybody. |
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Someone we are not tracking. |
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Someone we've missed. |
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Dad, cab's here. |
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Oh, shoot. |
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Mom's not back yet. |
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Well, all right. |
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Mom took some documents to the bank. |
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She can't be gone |
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Mrs. Hess is home. You'll be fine. |
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My beeper's on speed dial. |
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- Second button. Mom's is the first. |
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- So, you're okay? |
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Give me a kiss. |
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Dad. |
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This is a safe neighborhood. |
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We have great police, |
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Nothing bad will happen to you. |
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- Dad? |
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- Got your tickets? |
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- Got your wallet? |
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Where's your pocket? |
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Yeah. |
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- Thank you. |
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She's leaving. |
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3025 is all clear. |
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Red sedan heading south. |
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Turning right. Hold. |
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- You are just in time, Mr. Pruitt. |
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Oh, no. |
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Yes. |
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Abort. Abort. |
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Evacuate the area. |
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Let's go! |
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Move! Move! |
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Cool! |
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Check the back. |
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Nothing. |
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Let's check upstairs. |
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Where's the burglar? |
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There is no burglar. |
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Just a kid home sick from school, |
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How embarrassing. |
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This is the second time in two days |
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It's a very serious matter |
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I saw a burglar yesterday, |
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Alex, listen to the chief. |
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- There was no one in that house. |
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I talked to Johnny last night. |
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Did he see it happen? |
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Alex, apologize to the chief |
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Excuse me for being a good citizen. |
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Alex! I'm very sorry. |
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This will not happen again. |
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Will it, honey? |
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We wouldn't want to discourage him |
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...in the event that |
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Loser. |
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- Shut up. |
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You pranked them twice. |
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For your whole life, |
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- Dad missed his plane. |
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We have to give family cash |
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...and to an evil octogenarian |
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And even worse... |
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The world laughs. |
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You've stained the family name. |
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First the Stephans. |
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Then Mrs. Hess. |
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I agree, Doris. |
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What burglar goes into a house |
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You know what I think? |
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And they're looking in every house |
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The question is... |
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...what is it? |
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If nobody's gonna |
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...I'll just have to do it myself. |
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I am so sorry. |
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It's all right. |
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Have a nice day. |
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I'll try. |
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Watch this. |
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Look, Doris. |
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I forgot about the stairs. |
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Got him, Doris. Got him. |
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Yes, yes, yes! |
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You are so busted. |
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I have it. |
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The toy car. It's videotaping me. |
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Come back on that. |
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Come on! Go! Go! Go! |
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Don't spin! |
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You there! |
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You was friendly. |
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You got money that |
00:40:05 |
Hello, this is Karen. |
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I'm running late |
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I think blue chips |
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Technology stocks are good. |
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I'm in the shower. |
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Bad, bad Leroy Brown |
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Baddest cat in the whole damn town |
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Badder than old King Kong |
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Meaner than a junkyard dog |
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Come on, come on. |
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See you! |
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The car's outside. |
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Come on, get up! |
00:41:54 |
Everybody's in a hurry. |
00:41:56 |
It's a camera. |
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Think it matters? Chip's in the car. |
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Where is Alice? |
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What happened? |
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There is a woman in the house. |
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Get the chip. |
00:42:32 |
I got it. |
00:42:42 |
Ma'am? |
00:42:45 |
May I have a word with you? |
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Don't come in. I'm naked. |
00:42:50 |
What's on your mind, monkey butt? |
00:42:56 |
Come on. |
00:43:03 |
What's that funky smell? |
00:43:08 |
I lost it. |
00:43:09 |
What?! |
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Come on, go, go, go! |
00:43:25 |
It's out of range! |
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I got it. |
00:43:54 |
I see it. |
00:44:01 |
Look out. |
00:44:14 |
Jernigan, which direction? |
00:44:18 |
It got past me. |
00:44:20 |
I'm right behind the little... |
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It's off the street, |
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...heading west. |
00:44:36 |
Alice, what's your position? |
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Fourth house. Moving to the alley. |
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It's going through the hedge. |
00:45:00 |
Jernigan, position. |
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You're there. |
00:45:05 |
- I got it! |
00:45:18 |
Unger. What's your position? |
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Heading down Washington Street. |
00:45:23 |
I didn't copy. Where? |
00:45:25 |
I said, I'm heading to Wa... |
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Stop, you nitwit! |
00:46:08 |
I don't see anything. |
00:46:21 |
I'll look around. |
00:46:52 |
I don't have it yet. |
00:46:55 |
We're out of time. Give it up. |
00:47:29 |
They got the tape. |
00:47:33 |
It's not that expensive. |
00:47:36 |
I'm sure they don't have |
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Look, Doris. |
00:48:13 |
Computer chip, huh? |
00:48:16 |
In a remote-control car I got |
00:48:20 |
She lives across the street. |
00:48:22 |
It says U.S. Air Force... |
00:48:24 |
...but you have to look |
00:48:27 |
Kid, a lot of toys have |
00:48:31 |
This is a recruiting office. |
00:48:36 |
Can I give you the chip number |
00:48:44 |
You think we should tell Mom |
00:48:48 |
I guess you're right. |
00:48:51 |
Those guys are bad news. |
00:49:00 |
I can't tell you how much I appreciate |
00:49:05 |
Never let emotions |
00:49:08 |
You should have been more vigilant. |
00:49:10 |
You should have taken driver's ed. |
00:49:13 |
It's a kid. It has to be a kid. |
00:49:15 |
I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old. |
00:49:20 |
The cops come, |
00:49:23 |
...he takes matters |
00:49:25 |
It can't be anything else. |
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If that's the case, |
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Tomorrow, whack every kid |
00:49:34 |
Then look for that stupid car. |
00:49:37 |
My thoughts keep turning |
00:49:40 |
It's within the operating radius |
00:49:43 |
It's in sight of all the houses. |
00:50:01 |
- Hello? |
00:50:04 |
We are close. |
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If I don't have the chip |
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...I will have |
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...and nullify all the participants. |
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You understand, don't you? |
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Dad's home tomorrow. |
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I have my meeting from 12 till 5, |
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...to come straight home |
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I can't. Impossible. |
00:50:30 |
- I have hockey. |
00:50:33 |
I thought you were getting Mrs. Hess. |
00:50:35 |
She's a lot more responsible |
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Mrs. Hess is a backup. |
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Unless it's an emergency, |
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I'll be fine alone. |
00:50:46 |
There you have it. Settled. |
00:50:48 |
Could you pass me the false alarms? |
00:50:51 |
Sorry, I meant the peas. |
00:50:55 |
Hello? |
00:51:00 |
He's been home with the chickenpox. |
00:51:03 |
Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis? |
00:51:06 |
Yeah. |
00:51:07 |
It's his mom. |
00:51:13 |
He has one of those cars, |
00:51:20 |
We have it. |
00:51:23 |
What is the matter? |
00:51:26 |
Don't talk to her. |
00:51:28 |
- Why not? |
00:51:30 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:51:32 |
They're all lies. It wasn't her. |
00:51:35 |
What do you mean, it wasn't her? |
00:51:43 |
Call her, you'll be surprised. |
00:51:55 |
Outgoing call. |
00:52:01 |
Rerouted. |
00:52:04 |
Hello, Clovis'. |
00:52:06 |
- I beg your pardon. We just... |
00:52:09 |
Did I disconnect you, Karen? |
00:52:12 |
No, it was me. We're renovating, |
00:52:17 |
They intercepted the phone call. |
00:52:20 |
Listen, I didn't mean |
00:52:23 |
I'm certain Bradley |
00:52:27 |
Kids. They lose something |
00:52:31 |
Little boys do have |
00:52:37 |
Yes, they do. |
00:52:47 |
They're gonna come after me tomorrow, |
00:52:51 |
Not my parents or Molly or Stan... |
00:52:55 |
...or the police |
00:52:59 |
So, what do I do? |
00:53:02 |
If that means hide, you're wrong. |
00:53:08 |
If that means fight, you're right. |
00:53:13 |
They'll understand when I'm done, |
00:53:17 |
I'm not gonna feel sad or scared. |
00:53:20 |
They're grown-up criminals... |
00:53:22 |
...but this is my neighborhood |
00:53:26 |
No matter how old they are, |
00:53:29 |
...they can't beat me here. |
00:54:10 |
Want to buy a little silence? |
00:55:04 |
We're watching a major storm |
00:55:07 |
On the radar, you can see |
00:55:10 |
Heavy snow is forecasted. |
00:55:12 |
Residents are urged |
00:55:42 |
Approaching target. |
00:55:44 |
All clear. |
00:55:52 |
Here we go, Doris. |
00:56:08 |
First, we free the hostages. |
00:56:11 |
Switching on the fiber optics. |
00:56:32 |
Alex, can you get the door? |
00:56:39 |
No answer. |
00:56:49 |
Are we certain target has not left? |
00:56:53 |
We would've seen. |
00:57:06 |
I repeat, there is no movement inside. |
00:57:10 |
Permission to enter. |
00:57:29 |
Alice? |
00:57:36 |
Hey. Go home. Go home. |
00:57:55 |
I need assistance. I'm exposed. |
00:57:58 |
Maintain your position. |
00:58:01 |
Do not, I repeat, do not |
00:58:08 |
Pick her up. |
00:58:10 |
We'll move in after the storm hits, |
00:58:16 |
This just came in from the Air Force. |
00:58:19 |
Some kid named Pruitt called |
00:58:22 |
Said he found a computer chip |
00:58:27 |
We're going to Chicago. |
00:58:33 |
Did you watch the weather? |
00:58:35 |
- No problems. Your coat's there. |
00:58:38 |
Wait! |
00:58:40 |
Go fill your commuter cup with coffee |
00:58:45 |
Thanks, hon. |
00:58:47 |
I'll make you a sandwich. |
00:59:05 |
- Here's your coat. |
00:59:08 |
Sweetheart, I'm sorry about this week. |
00:59:11 |
It breaks my heart to have to come |
00:59:15 |
It's okay. It's not you. |
00:59:19 |
Thanks, hon. |
00:59:22 |
You have your beeper? |
00:59:24 |
Great. I'll call every half-hour. |
00:59:27 |
I'll go online and keep |
00:59:31 |
I'll have my laptop |
00:59:34 |
We'll be in contact at all times. |
00:59:36 |
I have my cellular. |
00:59:39 |
We're wired. |
00:59:42 |
Oh, my gosh. Did Mrs. Clovis call? |
00:59:45 |
She was gonna stop by to confirm |
00:59:50 |
She did when you were in the shower. |
00:59:52 |
- You let her have it? |
00:59:55 |
- I hope she felt foolish. |
00:59:58 |
Okay. Be good. |
01:00:01 |
Be safe. |
01:00:04 |
I got it all covered. |
01:00:51 |
Here we go. |
01:00:54 |
It's just you and me. |
01:00:56 |
You mean there's someone else? |
01:00:58 |
Get ready to rumble! |
01:01:57 |
The old switcheroo. |
01:02:07 |
- Come on. |
01:02:12 |
If those are real, I'm an eagle. |
01:02:19 |
Block the street. |
01:02:49 |
- Hello. |
01:02:52 |
Could you check on Alex? |
01:02:54 |
I'm just going out. |
01:02:56 |
I'm at work and in a bind. |
01:02:59 |
Well, how long? |
01:03:01 |
It wouldn't be for more than an hour. |
01:03:04 |
All right. No cooking. |
01:03:18 |
"Call Mrs. Hess. |
01:03:20 |
She's retired, what else |
01:03:24 |
Would they invite me to their house |
01:03:29 |
Look who woke up from her nap. |
01:03:39 |
Crooks at 30 yards and closing. |
01:03:42 |
Let the party begin. |
01:03:45 |
Good afternoon. |
01:03:49 |
What do you want, a button? |
01:03:51 |
A package was to be delivered to us, |
01:03:55 |
Nope, not here. |
01:03:57 |
They said no one answered the door |
01:04:19 |
Sometimes they leave stuff |
01:04:23 |
Why are you closing the door? |
01:04:25 |
I left my heart in San Francisco. |
01:04:33 |
It looks like he has the place |
01:04:59 |
Jernigan, I think |
01:05:02 |
It's been a long time |
01:05:05 |
You forget how |
01:05:09 |
You be careful. |
01:05:10 |
When kids get scared, |
01:05:48 |
Mr. Unger? |
01:06:02 |
I'm all right. |
01:06:36 |
Mr. Unger, what are you doing? |
01:06:39 |
Don't touch the yarn. It's wired. |
01:06:44 |
Kid's got the place booby-trapped. |
01:06:47 |
Make no assumptions. |
01:06:50 |
Watch the mat. |
01:06:51 |
This boy is clever. |
01:06:54 |
Not yet. |
01:06:56 |
Let me point something out to you. |
01:07:02 |
Missed that. |
01:07:05 |
Stand clear. |
01:07:15 |
Maybe he's not so clever. |
01:07:17 |
I think we're just having an off day. |
01:07:38 |
A thought for you to consider: |
01:07:42 |
At airport security... |
01:07:45 |
...make sure you have |
01:07:57 |
I certainly hope that you're not... |
01:08:00 |
...fond of that little boy |
01:08:11 |
I'll leave this open. |
01:08:15 |
Fresh air will be good for you. |
01:08:28 |
Think you're smart? |
01:08:34 |
Unger, what's your status? |
01:09:25 |
Heads up. |
01:09:27 |
- How'd that happen? |
01:09:37 |
Ouch. |
01:09:45 |
You got hit with a book? |
01:09:48 |
Books. Plural. |
01:09:50 |
A trunk full of books... |
01:09:53 |
...then a set of weights. |
01:09:57 |
Excuse me, Mr. Unger. |
01:10:01 |
We didn't anticipate the defense. |
01:10:04 |
I'll go in the front. |
01:10:06 |
Mr. Unger, you take the north side. |
01:10:08 |
Alice, you take the south side. |
01:10:11 |
Where is Mr. Jernigan? |
01:10:34 |
Attention, travelers. |
01:10:36 |
All flights to Chicago continue |
01:10:41 |
Please stand by for further details. |
01:11:51 |
You can run |
01:11:54 |
Surprise. |
01:12:03 |
What a loser. |
01:13:13 |
I got him! |
01:14:35 |
You are dead, kid. |
01:15:31 |
Now things are looking up. |
01:15:35 |
Gotcha! |
01:15:39 |
See you. |
01:16:04 |
Well, well, well. |
01:16:15 |
Nice try, kid. |
01:17:18 |
Alice? |
01:17:34 |
I'm coming down. |
01:18:07 |
Mr. Jernigan! Mr. Unger! |
01:18:10 |
Welcome. |
01:18:12 |
You got a haircut? |
01:18:25 |
Are you almost done in there? |
01:18:27 |
Don't start with me. |
01:18:32 |
I'll wait. |
01:18:51 |
Let's move. |
01:18:54 |
- What stinks? |
01:19:00 |
Hello? |
01:19:02 |
You're out of breath. |
01:19:04 |
No, everything's fine. |
01:19:06 |
I'm so worried. |
01:19:14 |
I'm coming home now. |
01:19:16 |
No, no, take your time, really. |
01:19:20 |
Pick up Stan and Molly from school. |
01:19:22 |
Are you sure? |
01:19:24 |
Yeah, I'm playing Chinese checkers |
01:19:27 |
You're not smoking? |
01:19:28 |
No. I gotta go. Mrs. Hess gets |
01:19:32 |
Okay, play fair. |
01:19:34 |
Always. |
01:19:36 |
What a brave little fellow. |
01:19:47 |
Mr. Jernigan. |
01:19:48 |
- Living room clear. |
01:19:54 |
Nothing in the kitchen. |
01:20:03 |
Mr. Jernigan, follow me. Slowly. |
01:20:06 |
Go, Doris. |
01:20:18 |
Mr. Unger, go ahead. |
01:20:20 |
Cover him, I'll cover the stairs. |
01:20:27 |
I'm coming for you, shorty, |
01:20:30 |
...for all the misery you caused me. |
01:20:33 |
What are you doing? |
01:20:35 |
Kid's in the closet. |
01:20:37 |
Scaring him a little, |
01:20:43 |
And behind door number one! |
01:20:51 |
Towels. |
01:20:53 |
I saw this door close. |
01:20:55 |
Idiot! |
01:20:57 |
Would I make it up? |
01:20:58 |
Why? What's the point? |
01:21:40 |
What's going on? |
01:21:41 |
- Mrs. Pruitt from Washington Street? |
01:21:43 |
Agent Stuckey, FBI. |
01:21:45 |
I came to talk to your son. |
01:21:47 |
You called about a computer chip |
01:21:51 |
No. |
01:21:52 |
Oh, God. It's Alex. |
01:21:57 |
He may be in danger. |
01:22:00 |
He's not here. He's at home. |
01:22:03 |
Let's move. |
01:22:04 |
Why is he in danger? |
01:22:07 |
She asked you a question, sir. |
01:22:11 |
I'm not at liberty to discuss it. |
01:22:16 |
The "it" you're referring to |
01:22:28 |
He intercepted |
01:22:30 |
...stolen from |
01:22:33 |
...by criminals working for |
01:22:50 |
Mr. Jernigan, come here. |
01:23:07 |
Green-eyed lady, ocean lady |
01:23:11 |
Moving every breaking wave that comes |
01:23:23 |
Go, Doris, go! |
01:23:38 |
Green-eyed lady, ocean lady |
01:23:42 |
Moving every breaking wave that comes |
01:23:46 |
Green-eyed lady, lovely lady |
01:23:50 |
Strolling slowly towards the sun |
01:23:58 |
Sorry, Charlie. |
01:24:01 |
This just ain't your day. |
01:24:12 |
Shut up. |
01:24:19 |
- What? |
01:24:24 |
Don't... |
01:24:26 |
...move. |
01:24:30 |
What? |
01:24:40 |
Excellent. |
01:24:42 |
Run, shorty, run! |
01:24:43 |
Come on, Doris. |
01:24:45 |
The kid! |
01:24:46 |
Doris, come on! |
01:24:49 |
You little brat! |
01:24:51 |
I got him! |
01:25:08 |
You smacked my winkie. |
01:25:11 |
If you changed your shorts, maybe |
01:25:20 |
Scraggy little rug rat! |
01:25:39 |
Where is he? |
01:25:41 |
Stay here, Doris. |
01:25:47 |
Yikes. |
01:26:10 |
He's been watching us the whole time. |
01:26:16 |
You won't find me up there, you |
01:26:21 |
He's outside. |
01:26:29 |
Recognize this? |
01:26:34 |
How'd he get outside? |
01:26:36 |
The same way you will. |
01:26:38 |
Jump! Go! |
01:26:40 |
Don't push. |
01:26:41 |
You're jumping onto a trampoline. |
01:26:43 |
I presume you won't be joining us? |
01:26:45 |
- No, I'll be covering you. Go! |
01:26:50 |
He's getting away! |
01:26:53 |
This is a snap. |
01:26:56 |
This is a snap. |
01:26:57 |
Go! |
01:27:19 |
Cold. Very cold. |
01:27:41 |
Of course. |
01:27:50 |
Here I come, you little brat. |
01:28:00 |
Ouch. |
01:28:08 |
Mrs. Hess! |
01:28:15 |
Mrs. Hess. |
01:28:27 |
You're okay. I'm here now. |
01:28:59 |
Well... |
01:29:02 |
...it's Alex, isn't it? |
01:29:06 |
Today you learn something. |
01:29:09 |
There is a price to be paid |
01:29:12 |
In your zeal to aid your neighbor, |
01:29:32 |
Can Mrs. Hess go inside? |
01:29:40 |
Please? |
01:29:50 |
Give me the chip. |
01:29:51 |
It doesn't belong to you. |
01:29:57 |
The chip, son. |
01:30:03 |
- That doesn't belong to you either. |
01:30:06 |
That's not your gun. |
01:30:12 |
This is your gun. |
01:30:24 |
Gotcha! |
01:30:30 |
- Here, sit down, Mrs. Hess. |
01:30:36 |
These are times that call for soup. |
01:30:39 |
Thank you. I'm fine. |
01:30:43 |
You know, Mrs. Hess... |
01:30:45 |
...it's really cold outside. |
01:30:51 |
And you're a very sweet young man. |
01:30:56 |
I just never took the time to notice. |
01:30:58 |
You're not alone in that. |
01:31:50 |
Johnson, Williams. Go around back. |
01:31:58 |
Freeze! |
01:32:02 |
You gotta be kidding. |
01:32:10 |
Alex. |
01:32:16 |
Mom! |
01:32:39 |
You're hugging and kissing me |
01:32:43 |
I'm so sorry. |
01:32:47 |
I'm so sorry |
01:32:49 |
This is very cool. |
01:32:52 |
Bud, you're a hero. |
01:32:56 |
- Are you Alex? |
01:32:58 |
Agent Stuckey, FBI. |
01:33:01 |
Here's the chip. |
01:33:04 |
There's a senior citizen |
01:33:07 |
...who needs some soup |
01:33:10 |
There's two in our pool |
01:33:13 |
The other one's gone. |
01:33:20 |
Is this him? |
01:33:23 |
Yep. |
01:33:27 |
Seven years, I've been after this guy. |
01:33:30 |
He always manages to slip away. |
01:33:36 |
Thanks. |
01:33:42 |
- It's just the three. |
01:33:46 |
- Get them out of here! |
01:33:49 |
Come on. |
01:34:03 |
Lucy, I'm home! |
01:34:08 |
What's on your mind, monkey butt? |
01:34:11 |
Bad, bad, Leroy Brown |
01:34:24 |
Houston, we have a problem. |
01:34:27 |
Counting down in... |
01:34:28 |
...five, four, three, two... |
01:34:33 |
Take it. |
01:34:35 |
Double or nothing. |
01:34:37 |
I only have one. |
01:34:41 |
We have ignition. |
01:34:47 |
It's showtime! |
01:35:03 |
I'll be there in just a minute. |
01:35:07 |
It's the Tudor with the Christmas |
01:35:10 |
...that hasn't been shoveled. |
01:35:12 |
That one, right there. |
01:35:25 |
Have you ever had the chickenpox? |
01:35:27 |
I had the chickenpox when |
01:35:33 |
Hello. |
01:35:36 |
Dad! |
01:35:39 |
Hey, come here. |
01:35:45 |
Let's see. You don't look |
01:35:49 |
They couldn't touch me. |
01:35:50 |
The computer company with the boosted |
01:35:54 |
It's a six-figure sum, |
01:35:58 |
So did you bring me anything? |
01:36:01 |
As a matter of fact, I did. |
01:36:04 |
Come here. |
01:36:08 |
Think you can drive that? |
01:36:09 |
I think we can handle it. |
01:36:12 |
Gentlemen, start your engines. |
01:36:15 |
360! 360! |
01:36:20 |
Rat overboard! |
01:36:23 |
Say cheese. |