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Homo Erectus
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English Text: Rodrigo |
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God damn it, Zog. |
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Sorry, Sorry about that dude. |
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Sorry. |
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Damn day. |
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Dude, can I take that bone back? |
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Life... |
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What is it all mean? |
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What is our purpose? |
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We're born, breathe, we die. |
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And then, we're forgotten, |
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only for another generation to |
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All just seem so pointless. |
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And all along the way we mire ourselves |
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The more complicated we make our existence, |
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the more we destruct our conscious minds |
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Oh, how it all makes me yearn |
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Those were the days. |
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I look back now nostalgicly at that time, |
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before adult responsibilities kicked in. |
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Oh, the frivolity of youth. |
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What am I talking about, |
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thanks to my |
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Luckily, our father was |
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Dad, Thudnik hit me in the head with a rock again. |
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What have you done? |
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Sorry dad, it was an accident. |
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Not you. You. |
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How many times have I told you |
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Allright, well, maybe he wasn't so fair |
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But he was the head of our tribe and |
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the tribe on the other side of the mountain. |
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Also he's a natural born charismatic leader, |
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he did have a certain "je ne sais qoi" |
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Hi. |
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Of course, he set a questionable example |
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as he was flagrantly clubbing other women |
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Mom. |
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Doesn't that bother you dad's was dragging |
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Questions, |
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What bothers me is I've got a noodge for a son. |
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Why did I even try? |
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as long as she had a nice fur to wear |
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Why can't you be more like |
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Come on. |
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He is a natural born leader, |
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and pretty soon he's |
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This gonna be... |
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Because this gonna be "bupkus" for you. |
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Girls, they... |
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That's what they like. |
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I didn't wanna club all the girls. |
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I didn't wanna club any of them. |
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There was only one girl for me. |
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Her name was Fardart. |
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As far as she knew we were |
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I dreamt some day we be more. |
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I'm in love with your brother, Thudnik. |
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Thudnik? |
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No, he's not. |
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He is a natural born leader |
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He is a minkukel. |
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You're smart, unique, reflective person. |
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You deserve someone better. |
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Someone like... |
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Like... |
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Coming mom. |
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Can you talk to him? |
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Don't let him know I've asked you, though. |
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Allright. |
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You're the best, Ishbo. |
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I'm such a wuss. |
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That was then and this is now. |
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Good news is, I think the other members |
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my insatiable quest for the |
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Or not. |
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In either event, I'm not giving up. |
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And all the pieces are scattered around for everyone to see. |
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I just need to put it all together. |
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The ony trouble is, how the hell am I |
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when I'm surrounded by freakin' Neanderthals? |
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No matter what obstacles the Gods through our way, |
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As was our daily existence. |
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The three S's always apply: Shelter, |
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Breakfast usually consisted of some sort of |
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But since the hunting have been season scares, |
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Some tribes just spice up their |
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But those exoskeletons wrecked havoc |
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For the most part, daily life |
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The tribe, as a hole, managed to delecate |
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Zig and Zog had no problems |
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They had discovered a weed |
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open their minds to |
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Do you wanna a see water buffalo fly, man? |
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No, thanks, I'm cool. |
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Yo, Zig, check it out, |
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is like a rain buffalo. |
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Listen, water is just rain |
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So if a water buffalo is in the sky, |
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it's a flying rain buffalo and then |
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Some crazy shit right there, man. |
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Interesting, yeah, I never |
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The eldest member of our tribe |
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He was so old in fact that he actually had been around |
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and remember the day before fire. |
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He was almost 30. |
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Everyone else in the tribe thought |
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He was actually wisest sage in the land. |
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Old Fool, would you mind |
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Your nudity is distracting me |
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No, I refuse to wear these newfangled things. |
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You smart ass kids and your technology, |
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you're moving so Goddamn fast |
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Gods, meant for us to have furs, we'd have furs. |
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I disagree. I think the Gods |
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and the ability to think. It's our responsibility |
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Don't you think? |
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What kind of panty ass fagget talk is that? |
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Listen, because I've been around |
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You have questions and see can't through. |
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Educate me Old Fool, you're the only one |
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All the riddles of our existence |
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What is it? |
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Turd. |
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My turd. |
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It's a big turd. |
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Great biggy. |
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My biggest disappointment was coming to the conclusion |
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Complete imbecile. |
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My brother Thudnik, true to form, |
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His strength, agility, athleticism |
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garanteed him the role of tribe leader |
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And like my father, |
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As much as I hated to admit it, I guess I was crippled |
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But I was gonna use that envy as fuel |
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and evolve our species |
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How I's gonno do it, you may ask. |
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Hey, look everybody, |
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Ishbo, are you OK? |
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One thing that definitely hadn't change |
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Ishbo! |
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I've died and gone to heaven. |
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Come on, Thudnik. |
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Unfortunately, neither had her feelings for my brother. |
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I mean he's clubbed every girl |
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I'm not ugly. |
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Smoke signals again. |
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Ishbo, you've been listening to me? |
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I'm talking about something very important. |
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Of course, my brother is a profound idiot. |
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You're the hottest girl on the tribe. |
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Really? |
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Okey, I guess it's not about me. |
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What's happening with you, Ish? |
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- Who do you have your eye on? |
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Come on, you can tell your best friend. |
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I have no time for such folderol, OK? |
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Really Ishbo, that's absurd. |
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Back to more important matters, |
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Somebody likes you. |
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- Really? Who? |
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But, if I tell you you can't say anything. |
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See the way that she looks |
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What do you think? |
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Really? |
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God, I tell you guys would've made a really cute couple. |
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I don't know, Ish. |
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No, don't bother. Just forget about it. |
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Listen, I don't even know how to club. |
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What? |
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No, I haven't. Is that so crazy? |
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Now, you can do it. |
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you take her by the hair, |
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Very romantic. |
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OK, you try. |
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I wanna make this one a little prettier for you. |
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You should be gotta wait for me |
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Did you just trying to club me? |
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No, don't be ridiculous. |
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No. |
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Yes. |
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Ishbo, what are you trying to say? |
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Fardart, I love you. |
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I've been in love with you ever since we're children. |
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Out of fear of rejection, |
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And I know I'm not the biggest, |
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but I know I can love you with |
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You just give me chance, I know I can |
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Oh, Ishbo. |
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You saved the best for last, ha? |
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I love you inspectin things. |
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See you comin'. |
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You're heavy. |
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There I was, surrounded by |
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Everynight after dinner, the tribe |
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and listen to my uncle Unkie tell stories. |
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Giant dusks, bigger than my body. |
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Sharp as thorns. |
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Uncle Unkie was my fathers twin brother |
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These enormous beasts |
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They kill me. |
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Night after night, he would regale |
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His words were a complex tapestry of twists and turns. |
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Holding the entire tribe captive |
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THE END. |
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Bravo uncle Unkie. |
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Bork, why the hell you're clapping so loud? |
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Are you kidding? I mean, |
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He tells the same story every night. |
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So? |
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He holds his goddamn hand out and |
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Everybody screams like |
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Is it me? Am I crazy? |
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Wouldn't it be nice once to hear a new story? |
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This is very awkward. |
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Now look what've done. |
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Well, Mr. Bigshot inventor. |
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If you think you're |
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and why don't you just |
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Allright. |
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Good evening throwbacks and gentleman. |
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It's great to be back at the cave. |
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I'm reminded tonight of why it is |
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They know all the best clubs. |
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Is this thing on? |
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Allright, what do you call two lesbian cavewoman? |
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Troglodykes. |
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Now, onto the tribal updates. |
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There's been some grumblings lately, |
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We've all seen the smoke |
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But, as our chief and tribal leader, |
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So, don't anybody panic. |
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They wouldn't dare try any shenanigans |
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Right? |
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OK, that's it. |
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Not quite, dad. |
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Everybody, Fardart and me |
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Mazal Tov! |
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My worst nightmare come true. |
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If only I had told her how I felt sooner, |
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maybe things would've been different. |
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But it's too late now. |
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The love of my life was marrying my taller, |
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There was nothing I could do about it. |
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There would never be another woman for me. |
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That night I had a dream. |
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Ishbo, I don't wanna be with Thudnik. |
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I wanna be with you. |
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Over here! Over here' |
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- Fardart, what're you doing? |
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There he is! |
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Guys, I'm not a goddamn wolly mammoth. |
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Missed me. |
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This Fardart thing |
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I turn to my closest friends |
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Caveman are not known for their sensitivity. |
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Look, Ishbo, reality check: |
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You were never in her league anyway, man. |
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Right, now you don't have to waste your time |
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Look, your stud brother is marryin'. |
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So your mind will forget it. |
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Dude, listen. |
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Fact that Fardart wants to |
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just cause he's gonna be the |
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that don't sum it up nothing well. |
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You just whack one over the head |
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I don't know. I just seems cold. Maybe if I was |
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Maybe they were right. |
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Maybe I was using excuses to mask my |
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I was in a major depression. |
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This Fardart and Thudnik thing |
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Could it be that I never express my love for Fardart earlier |
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What a pathetic thought. |
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I was at my lowest point and |
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That's when I saw, her. |
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Her name was Ugna. |
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I'd watch a grow up a gangly little girl. |
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But as if overnight, |
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Suddenly, a surge of masculinity overtook me. |
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If Fardart was unavailable, |
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Screw her! |
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But the first time I felt a freedom |
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For Ugna was a woman right for the picking. |
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After Ugna didn't appear at the storytelling, |
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Even though I felt terrible about what had happened, |
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that I accidently knocked her off a cliff. |
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We found her. |
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- What happened? |
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She must've slipped, it's like a hundred feet. |
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Usually, the tribe would've held the ceremony or funeral |
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But because meat was so scares that season, |
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No, thanks. I'm a little nauseous right now. |
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As the season progressed |
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Food was in all time low. I suggested that we wanted to |
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we all know how much the others listen to me. |
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I wonder if this shit's edible. |
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I'm sorry, man. |
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Nice. |
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I got one! |
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I'm so proud of you. |
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Now we gotta watch this? |
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You know, this is ridiculous. If the only fish |
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I don't know why don't we us my invention? |
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Shut up, Ishbo. |
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No one's interested in that |
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A net. Look, I'll show it to you. |
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You just hold it onto the water |
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and the current rushes right through |
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I'll be able to catch hundreds of them all in one time. |
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Really? |
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Oh, yeah? That is great, look at this. |
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We fish, like we always fish. |
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Really Ishbo, we've always fish with spears. |
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Because if we can think of a better way to fish, |
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Really, it's about time we start |
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An another thing: |
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Though we never hung out much together, |
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there was one other member of the tribe |
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You know, I guess you're one |
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Anybody is gonna understand me, |
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Of course. |
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I don't know if you noticed it but |
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It's a sad coincidence, really. |
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So I'm not the only total loser of the tribe. |
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That's good. |
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Let's not get crazy here, Rog, |
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The problem is, I don't feel in. |
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No interest whatsoever. |
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I find it needlessly violent and disrespectful. |
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Cut from the same bolt of hide. |
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What the is the matter with you? |
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Sorry, I'm sorry I misinterpreted what you said. |
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Rog, when I said I hadn't been with a woman |
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Right, it's because you don't |
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Right. |
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Wait, wait. Not so fast. |
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No! |
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It's just because you are, doesn't mean you have to |
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But I don't feel welcome here. |
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The courage you exhibit by |
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may inspire others will feel similarly |
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You'll be a pioneer, Rog. |
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I've never thought about like that before. |
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Like a giant weight's been |
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Ishbo, you've taught me |
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You taught me not to be ashamed of who I am. |
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You know what, this is my home. |
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In fact, I'm gonna march right over the tribe and yell: |
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Listen, Ishbo is gay, he is the gay one. |
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Though the result of Rogs admission |
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I'm sure Rog would've been equally proud to |
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was greatly needed at this critical time near famine. |
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No, thanks, I'm on a diet. |
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Isn't that beautiful? |
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Yes, it is. |
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Ishbo! |
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We are best friends soon |
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I can't help it, allright. |
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doesn't mean I can shut a whole |
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Well, you're gonna have to try. |
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You know what your problem is? |
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You too in your head. |
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Maybe you just need to turn off |
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Isn't that what sets us apart from the animals are brains? |
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Yeah, right, there I go again. |
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that we as a species, have the ability to evolve |
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Allright, like, for example, OK? |
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What if it were possible one day |
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A lot of light in a very small space and |
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Allright? And what if we could use |
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I mean, it's possible. |
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You totally insane. |
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- Ish. |
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Ishbo! |
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I'm telling you, you're making a huge mistake. |
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- You really want me to answer that? |
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Bad quesiton, OK? |
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I really do think you're making a mistake. |
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I mean, sure he's got a lot of cromagnetism now |
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but once the giddy dumb face wears off, |
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Come on, marry me. |
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Not gonna happen, right? |
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We can blame a guy for tryin'. |
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Can't you just be happy for me? |
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In normal circumstances, your brothers |
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But for me, it was the opposite. |
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Have a little drink bro. |
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Ishbo, my little Ishbo. |
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You know, do more brotherly things |
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You know, things that brothers should do together. |
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Good one. |
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Look Ish, I know you always had |
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And I know I stole her away from you, |
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But, I want you to know |
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I'm gonna tell you something that I think |
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Thanks Thudnik, |
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She's a shitty lay. |
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Girl's got no instincts for getting the groove on, |
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Horrible flexibility, and |
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You know, that's what I'm trying to tell you |
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Maybe I'm not clubbing her hard enough |
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I mean, granted, it's good when I get it in there, |
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Who wants to do that? |
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You know it. Well, you don't really know |
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You're right Thudnik, |
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Thank you, may I have sip of that please? |
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Knock yourself out. |
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To get drunk, the tribe drank a beverage |
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fermented berries, mashed |
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I put some extra piss in there, for you. |
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Kiss me, Ishbo. |
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What am I done? |
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After a long morning of throwing up, |
| 00:36:57 |
Seems Zig and Zog had discovered |
| 00:37:00 |
So for the first time in months, |
| 00:37:03 |
You know, I really should be back at the tribe. |
| 00:37:09 |
Call me crazy, I don't know but it just seems like |
| 00:37:15 |
On that note, I'm actually gonna head back, |
| 00:37:19 |
You turn around and |
| 00:37:26 |
My father, folks. |
| 00:37:33 |
I can taste it already, man. |
| 00:37:38 |
Dibs on the asshole. |
| 00:37:45 |
Hey, Borg, do you have more that water? |
| 00:37:46 |
Sorry, dad. |
| 00:37:48 |
What's the matter with you? |
| 00:37:52 |
Hold this. |
| 00:37:56 |
Here! |
| 00:37:58 |
Great. Now I'm completely defenceless out here. |
| 00:38:02 |
Good bye. |
| 00:38:04 |
Keep walkin'. |
| 00:38:08 |
What the hell is this supposed to be? |
| 00:38:14 |
It's not duck camouflage, you idiot. |
| 00:38:17 |
It's called a visor. |
| 00:38:19 |
You know how delicate my skin is? |
| 00:38:22 |
Are you retarded? |
| 00:38:27 |
Let's go. |
| 00:38:29 |
Hello melanoma. |
| 00:38:35 |
Wait, I got a rock in my shoe. |
| 00:38:48 |
Jesus. |
| 00:38:50 |
- Prints look pretty fresh, dude. |
| 00:38:54 |
It was clear he's going that way. |
| 00:38:57 |
- It looks to this tracks... |
| 00:39:01 |
Well, you know what they say about big feet. |
| 00:39:08 |
Came from behind these hills. |
| 00:39:11 |
And looks to these tracks, he's alone. |
| 00:39:27 |
What the hell is this now? |
| 00:39:35 |
There's something wrong with that gentlman. |
| 00:39:56 |
That had to hold to my penis. |
| 00:40:06 |
Now, do you see why these |
| 00:40:08 |
Humans were not meant to wear pants. |
| 00:40:12 |
My prototype! |
| 00:40:16 |
I think he went over. |
| 00:40:19 |
Goddamn, what the hell happened there? |
| 00:40:32 |
It's poo. |
| 00:40:36 |
You know boy? You are |
| 00:40:42 |
- Eww, it reeks, man. |
| 00:40:47 |
What was it eating? |
| 00:40:51 |
I don't think we wanna know |
| 00:40:56 |
Look... |
| 00:40:58 |
Why don't you reach back in there again |
| 00:41:02 |
Something could help us with the hunt. |
| 00:41:07 |
- Why me? |
| 00:41:23 |
That's a Binadraks nackles. |
| 00:41:26 |
That thing ate a whole Binadraks. |
| 00:41:30 |
He's probably unarmed. |
| 00:41:37 |
That a good sign. |
| 00:41:43 |
Couple of his friends. |
| 00:41:47 |
You know what? |
| 00:41:52 |
Call me a chicken, spear me |
| 00:41:57 |
That thing ate three whole Binadraks, |
| 00:42:01 |
and used its spear |
| 00:42:06 |
I'm going back to the camp now, allright? |
| 00:42:08 |
If you need me, I'll be under |
| 00:42:13 |
Sayounara, suckers. |
| 00:42:30 |
Holy Shit. Ishbo get out of his mouth! |
| 00:42:34 |
No, my brother got eaten by a wolly mammoth, |
| 00:42:40 |
You got the arrow right in his ass, man. |
| 00:42:44 |
I'm the king of the world. |
| 00:42:47 |
Ishbo, God, you stink. |
| 00:42:49 |
Bravo, not bad guys! |
| 00:42:53 |
Let's congratulate these newly weds. |
| 00:42:56 |
They will fill our tribe with |
| 00:43:04 |
Now it was official. |
| 00:43:08 |
I spilled my heart to her |
| 00:43:11 |
She loved my brother. |
| 00:43:13 |
Why is it that love can be more painful |
| 00:43:17 |
How can an abstract concept actually |
| 00:43:23 |
Just didn't make sense. |
| 00:43:25 |
Maybe love was a cruel joke |
| 00:43:29 |
Perhaps they laugh at our weakness |
| 00:43:33 |
Hell, maybe there aren't even any |
| 00:43:43 |
Help! |
| 00:43:46 |
Hurry up! Come quick! |
| 00:43:48 |
What the hell is this now? |
| 00:43:50 |
Ishbo, is this, I don't wanna hear your stupid... |
| 00:43:55 |
A Binadraks spy, look. |
| 00:43:57 |
A Binadraks spy. |
| 00:43:59 |
That's right, he came up behind me with a rock |
| 00:44:03 |
He was sneaking right up behind me. |
| 00:44:09 |
Because I sensed him there and so then I, |
| 00:44:14 |
flipped him over my back and |
| 00:44:17 |
And then when I felt that I had |
| 00:44:20 |
I used my wooly mamouth bone and I cracked him |
| 00:44:25 |
It was nothing. |
| 00:44:28 |
We can torture him |
| 00:44:31 |
for their battle plans. |
| 00:44:37 |
This is just another Binadraks spy. |
| 00:44:44 |
And he is one of the Binadraks most ruthless assassins. |
| 00:44:50 |
Ruthless assassin? |
| 00:44:51 |
He's also reputed to have mystical powers. |
| 00:44:55 |
He bind the minds of animals |
| 00:45:03 |
He was probably sent here to kill me. |
| 00:45:08 |
Way to go, Ishbo. |
| 00:45:12 |
You saved my life. |
| 00:45:16 |
Way to go, Ishbo. |
| 00:45:19 |
Some kind of magnificent hero |
| 00:45:23 |
It was the best what he was did ever. |
| 00:45:26 |
Well, you know, courage isn't found Fardart, |
| 00:45:33 |
I guess I was just born with it. |
| 00:46:03 |
Where am I? |
| 00:46:07 |
What the hell with the Binadraks up to? |
| 00:46:10 |
Spill your guts scumbag or I'll rip them out your stomach |
| 00:46:15 |
Ooh, that sounds nasty. |
| 00:46:17 |
What sounds nasty is |
| 00:46:19 |
and spit it back in your mouth so |
| 00:46:24 |
I'm not telling you anything. |
| 00:46:30 |
If he changes his mind |
| 00:46:33 |
after we introduce him to Mr. Fire. |
| 00:46:39 |
You tell us, or I'm gonna slowly burn |
| 00:46:51 |
Shit... |
| 00:46:55 |
You want me to tell you warplan? |
| 00:47:00 |
You can infect me with all the bodily harm |
| 00:47:04 |
You can cut off my toes, you can cut of my fingers, |
| 00:47:09 |
you can pour burning firing ashes into |
| 00:47:15 |
I will not tell you anything! |
| 00:47:21 |
Are we clear? |
| 00:47:28 |
Ishbo, pull off his shoes. |
| 00:47:33 |
Maybe Zog should do it, because I'm actually |
| 00:47:41 |
That was good. |
| 00:47:52 |
Smells good to me. |
| 00:47:55 |
Here Ishbo, brush off his feet. |
| 00:47:59 |
so we can set him on fire. |
| 00:48:41 |
Ok, ok, I'll talk. |
| 00:48:43 |
I'll tell you my war plan. |
| 00:48:49 |
Krots sang like a canary. He revealed that |
| 00:48:53 |
to weaken our tribes leadership. |
| 00:48:55 |
Then, on the morning after the next full moon, |
| 00:49:02 |
While everyone was in the cave |
| 00:49:05 |
I was giving the important task of |
| 00:49:09 |
What are you looking at big nose? |
| 00:49:14 |
Nobody stinks up on old Ishbo the tickler |
| 00:49:20 |
You know, sometimes, I tickle people, |
| 00:49:26 |
You know, I'm mean. |
| 00:49:31 |
You know, one time I tickle the guy so hard, |
| 00:49:37 |
Messed me up inside, |
| 00:49:40 |
I hate you. |
| 00:49:42 |
That's why I wanna tickle you, |
| 00:49:48 |
You know what I'd like to do right now? |
| 00:49:53 |
Shame the others wanna keep you alive. |
| 00:49:55 |
Cause you know what I'd like to do to you? |
| 00:49:59 |
What would you like to do to me? |
| 00:50:05 |
I'd like to give you |
| 00:50:18 |
What is it, where is he? |
| 00:50:24 |
He's like gone. |
| 00:50:26 |
- Ishbo, you had one job. |
| 00:50:31 |
I don't know how to... |
| 00:50:36 |
- Listen I... |
| 00:50:43 |
Our intelligance has been compermised. |
| 00:50:46 |
By tomorrow, that filthy spy will be at |
| 00:50:50 |
reporting all our most sensitive |
| 00:50:56 |
What secrets? |
| 00:50:59 |
You're disgrace to the tribe. You're lucky |
| 00:51:04 |
- Well... |
| 00:51:08 |
All able bodied men will report |
| 00:51:12 |
Gentleman, we are at war. |
| 00:51:24 |
Can I make a suggestion, please? |
| 00:51:27 |
I told you to shut up! |
| 00:51:34 |
Make it quick. |
| 00:51:38 |
It's just so crazy it might work. |
| 00:51:42 |
Come on, Ishbo... |
| 00:51:44 |
Bullshit. |
| 00:51:47 |
A Moonagongoons do not flee. |
| 00:51:52 |
Just hear me out for a second, please. |
| 00:51:56 |
What are we fighting for? OK, does anyone even |
| 00:52:01 |
Show off hands, please. |
| 00:52:04 |
Allright, now we're finally getting somewhere. |
| 00:52:06 |
If we can pinpoint the origins of this conflict |
| 00:52:11 |
Old Fool, you've been around |
| 00:52:13 |
What started this sensless wars |
| 00:52:16 |
I put a baby wombat up my rectum |
| 00:52:22 |
And from the feel of things it's still alive up there. |
| 00:52:37 |
Company, fall in! |
| 00:52:43 |
Allright ladies, let's looks like an army. |
| 00:52:45 |
Suck in those guts. |
| 00:52:47 |
Clinch those butt-tops. |
| 00:52:49 |
Are you a bunch of yellow belly sissy? |
| 00:52:52 |
Sir, no, sir. |
| 00:53:07 |
Sorry, I'm late Thudnik. I was just scrawling |
| 00:53:11 |
Just in case, you know. |
| 00:53:12 |
Is there any way to address the |
| 00:53:16 |
Sir! When addressing a commanding officer, you always |
| 00:53:24 |
We have to be so dramatic? |
| 00:53:26 |
This army will not tolerated subordination. |
| 00:53:28 |
If you refuse to address your commanding officer as sir! |
| 00:53:33 |
and you will be charged with treason |
| 00:53:42 |
Yes, sir! |
| 00:53:45 |
Sir, yes, sir. |
| 00:53:48 |
Yes, sir, sir. |
| 00:53:50 |
No, not "Yes, sir, sir". |
| 00:53:52 |
Sir, yes, sir. |
| 00:53:53 |
That's what I said: |
| 00:53:57 |
High knees, high knees, high knees! |
| 00:53:59 |
Come on, Ishbo, go. |
| 00:54:01 |
Come on, Ishbo, move |
| 00:54:03 |
move, move, move. |
| 00:54:09 |
I want my logs back in line! |
| 00:54:14 |
What? Get back here. |
| 00:54:17 |
Are you fucking retarded? |
| 00:54:19 |
Come on, Ishbo, |
| 00:54:22 |
This is the easiest one. |
| 00:54:26 |
Do it with the elbow. Do it with the el... |
| 00:54:30 |
It's not belly crowl course! |
| 00:54:35 |
I'm getting very confused. Is it, allright, hold on. |
| 00:54:39 |
Or is it: |
| 00:54:42 |
Or is it: |
| 00:54:47 |
That's good for footing. That's what I like. |
| 00:54:50 |
Now, that is climb and conquer. |
| 00:54:52 |
See how he's got his foot up there in the west side ledge? |
| 00:54:57 |
Ishbo! |
| 00:55:02 |
This is the stupidist thing |
| 00:55:07 |
Sir, yes, sir. Sir, yes, sir. |
| 00:55:12 |
Sir, yes, sir. |
| 00:55:22 |
Is that so hard? |
| 00:55:24 |
Sir, no, sir. |
| 00:55:26 |
Sir, no, sir. |
| 00:55:28 |
What the hell's matter with you? |
| 00:55:34 |
Full moon came up fast. |
| 00:55:37 |
As any good leader would, dad gave his |
| 00:55:43 |
Man, tomorrow we fight in the honor of our cave. |
| 00:55:49 |
Some of us may not make it out alive. |
| 00:55:53 |
But know this: It is a cause |
| 00:55:58 |
Well, that's debatable. |
| 00:56:02 |
No dissension among ranks: |
| 00:56:09 |
Which is it, Ishmo? |
| 00:56:17 |
Failure is not an option. |
| 00:56:20 |
Failure is not an option! |
| 00:56:23 |
Failure is not an option! |
| 00:57:11 |
Hey Bork, who is that guy? |
| 00:57:15 |
With me? Who do I know? |
| 00:57:18 |
You don't think he is a Binadraks spy to you? |
| 00:57:21 |
I'm trying to set myself up for battle. |
| 00:57:31 |
Excuse me, do I know you? |
| 00:57:33 |
Ishbo, benim. |
| 00:57:36 |
Fardart, what are you doing here? |
| 00:57:39 |
Look like you would fight for our cave. |
| 00:57:41 |
Have you lost you mind? War is no place |
| 00:57:49 |
We're gonna discuss this later. |
| 00:58:18 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:58:32 |
Don't start fight without me! |
| 00:59:09 |
Jesus! |
| 01:00:34 |
Hey, Bork. Bork! |
| 01:00:39 |
It's awesome! That was awesome! |
| 01:00:56 |
Dad! Dad, are you OK? |
| 01:01:00 |
No, Ishbo, I'm not OK. |
| 01:01:10 |
I don't know, Dad. |
| 01:01:14 |
I mean, I'm sure you hope, you'll... |
| 01:01:21 |
Come closer. |
| 01:01:27 |
Ishbo. |
| 01:01:37 |
My fathers last words. |
| 01:01:45 |
Fardart, you saved my life! |
| 01:01:51 |
The Moonagongoons has set women |
| 01:01:56 |
I shall surely take pleasure in this spoil. |
| 01:02:00 |
I was paralyzed with fear. |
| 01:02:04 |
and Fardart had been kidnapped. |
| 01:02:08 |
in his own, inimitable fashion. |
| 01:02:10 |
Retreat! Retreat! |
| 01:02:26 |
Thudnik! |
| 01:02:38 |
Get all the club back there. |
| 01:02:41 |
We have to go save Fardart. |
| 01:02:44 |
Get Fardart, will you? We gotta get out of here |
| 01:02:48 |
Wait a minute, wait a minute, didn't we just |
| 01:02:51 |
Dad died for this cave. Now we just |
| 01:02:53 |
Oh, this awful cave? You father liked this place |
| 01:02:57 |
Come on, get your little |
| 01:03:00 |
I can't believe what I'm hearing. |
| 01:03:03 |
Who knows what those Binadraks |
| 01:03:06 |
Exactly. You think I wanna touch that bitch again |
| 01:03:11 |
Beside, plenty other women to club. |
| 01:03:14 |
Hey, what's up? |
| 01:03:17 |
You know what? I'm going to save her, then. |
| 01:03:19 |
Ishbo, you leave right now, and you'll be deem to deserter |
| 01:03:24 |
Mom? |
| 01:03:29 |
Nice shot, mom. |
| 01:03:35 |
Well, if rescuing the woman that I love since childhood |
| 01:03:39 |
Screw you, screw you, |
| 01:03:43 |
Ishbo, get back here. |
| 01:03:45 |
Get back here, Ishbo! |
| 01:03:46 |
Ishbo, get back here. - This is me leaving. |
| 01:03:53 |
You better .. Ishbo, if I ever |
| 01:03:57 |
You hear me? |
| 01:04:02 |
Pack it up. Come on. |
| 01:04:08 |
The further I traveled |
| 01:04:10 |
I'd always assumed that the answer to |
| 01:04:13 |
But could the meaning of life |
| 01:04:17 |
Love was more powerful than a |
| 01:04:21 |
and a war. |
| 01:04:22 |
Once Fardart saw that Thudnik |
| 01:04:25 |
and that I had risked life and limb to save her. |
| 01:04:28 |
I knew she would finally see that |
| 01:04:31 |
And she, only woman for me. |
| 01:04:34 |
Freeze! |
| 01:04:46 |
Me? |
| 01:04:50 |
Shit. |
| 01:05:41 |
Look at this pa-thetic excuse for male. |
| 01:05:52 |
Release him. |
| 01:05:58 |
Idiot. |
| 01:06:03 |
Thank you, Ovaria. |
| 01:06:08 |
So, what have we here? |
| 01:06:15 |
We, the citizens of Gynaecropolis |
| 01:06:19 |
We were once members of other tribes, |
| 01:06:23 |
We were relentlessly clubbed and dragged into caves |
| 01:06:28 |
Finally we said no more. |
| 01:06:31 |
We rosed up against our enslavers, killing them all. |
| 01:06:34 |
Creating our own tribe. |
| 01:06:37 |
Now we make love to each other, |
| 01:06:41 |
So that each member of our tribe |
| 01:06:47 |
Really? |
| 01:06:50 |
Now we travel primitive landscape, liberating every woman |
| 01:06:56 |
Listen, I'm not like other cave man, OK? |
| 01:07:00 |
I'm anti-clubbing. I always have been. |
| 01:07:03 |
I've had many many conversations with |
| 01:07:08 |
I see men and women is equal. |
| 01:07:11 |
I wanna get to know her. |
| 01:07:14 |
I want the physical |
| 01:07:17 |
to be an organic expression |
| 01:07:22 |
Are you shitting me or you're for real? |
| 01:07:26 |
No, it's a 100% for real. |
| 01:07:28 |
Allright, I left my own tribe for oppressing me |
| 01:07:35 |
You are in luck, wimpy man. |
| 01:07:38 |
I've decided just to spear you pathetic life. |
| 01:07:42 |
Thank you, I really appreciate that, thank you. |
| 01:07:46 |
Under one condition: You impregnate |
| 01:07:51 |
You know, I really don't have the time right now. |
| 01:07:54 |
Because your nature is clearly that of a wuss. |
| 01:08:00 |
Therefore I have chosen you to |
| 01:08:06 |
that's insure propogation of our kind. |
| 01:08:11 |
But first ladies, scrub his filty penis, |
| 01:09:04 |
Wait, wait, I have to tell you something. |
| 01:09:08 |
I can't believe I'm about to say this. |
| 01:09:14 |
So you're a fag. |
| 01:09:19 |
And I've left my entire tribe behind and |
| 01:09:24 |
And... you're extremely hot. |
| 01:09:28 |
And the members of your tribe are very hot. |
| 01:09:32 |
I would love |
| 01:09:35 |
to have sex with you, guys. |
| 01:09:38 |
I'm just afraid that, if I do, that'll be cheating on her. |
| 01:09:43 |
And I can't do that to the woman I love. |
| 01:09:46 |
You've all been so nice, |
| 01:09:51 |
And I'm really really sorry. |
| 01:09:52 |
But, thanks, but no thanks. |
| 01:09:56 |
Why, you little worm? |
| 01:10:01 |
Queen Fallopia offers you a flawless body, |
| 01:10:07 |
Do you do how many men have literally died |
| 01:10:11 |
And I offer to you as a gift of a lifetime |
| 01:10:17 |
You're a dead man. |
| 01:10:26 |
My nail! |
| 01:10:31 |
Come here, you little, man. |
| 01:10:39 |
Get him! |
| 01:11:00 |
Men! |
| 01:11:10 |
Those Gynaecropolistes had totally |
| 01:11:13 |
I wondered the desert for days completely lost. |
| 01:11:16 |
If I didn't finf those Binadraks soon, |
| 01:11:56 |
What the hell are you doin'? |
| 01:11:58 |
Did you know the difference |
| 01:12:12 |
It must've been a mirage. |
| 01:12:16 |
Is that really you dad, |
| 01:12:20 |
What the hell do you think? |
| 01:12:24 |
But, you look so real. |
| 01:12:29 |
I'm sorry, I called you an idiot. |
| 01:12:33 |
- Thanks, dad. |
| 01:12:37 |
Turning your back on the tribe, |
| 01:12:41 |
Blowin' absolute guaranteed ass |
| 01:12:46 |
And for what? |
| 01:12:48 |
A woman doesn't even love you. |
| 01:12:53 |
Turn back, Ishbo. |
| 01:12:55 |
Turn back. |
| 01:12:58 |
You know what? I'm tired of you |
| 01:13:03 |
Who is the one who's got his head |
| 01:13:07 |
You know what, she will love me. |
| 01:13:10 |
You're completely full of shit. |
| 01:13:27 |
Though my father was constantly |
| 01:13:30 |
in death, he did made |
| 01:13:33 |
Inadvertently, led me to |
| 01:13:35 |
Thanks, dad. |
| 01:14:03 |
It's me. It's me. |
| 01:14:08 |
Ishie? What the hell you doing here? |
| 01:14:12 |
Rescue me? |
| 01:14:14 |
He turn tail and ran like a coward. |
| 01:14:17 |
I tried to across the whole desert |
| 01:14:21 |
Why would you do anything like that? |
| 01:14:24 |
I love you so much. |
| 01:14:27 |
the only thing that matters, the answer to every question |
| 01:14:33 |
is love. |
| 01:14:35 |
Kiss me. |
| 01:14:39 |
What's the matter? I thought we're supposed to kiss |
| 01:14:43 |
and set up on tribe and we're gonna live |
| 01:14:45 |
I'm glad you worked out of these whole |
| 01:14:47 |
But anything gonna happen. |
| 01:14:52 |
These Binadraks are way better than |
| 01:14:55 |
I'm married to a bigger, stronger, better looking |
| 01:14:59 |
We have more food, much bigger cave, |
| 01:15:01 |
He's a much bigger club, |
| 01:15:04 |
Plus, I got these. |
| 01:15:10 |
Quit with the pollyanna routine already. |
| 01:15:12 |
It's survival of a fetus out here. |
| 01:15:16 |
I intend to do what ever is necessary |
| 01:15:21 |
You know what? They brainwashed you. |
| 01:15:23 |
Come on, I'm rescuing you. |
| 01:15:24 |
- Come on, we're going. |
| 01:15:28 |
Moonagongoons spy! |
| 01:15:31 |
Moonagongoons spy! |
| 01:15:40 |
Hurry. |
| 01:16:12 |
- Queen Fallopia! |
| 01:16:15 |
Oh, you little... |
| 01:16:42 |
Holy crap, is that Ishbo? |
| 01:16:46 |
Let's get him. |
| 01:17:00 |
I'm wore-out, goddamn it. |
| 01:17:24 |
And I was at this moment that I realized |
| 01:17:26 |
Maybe everybody was right all alone. |
| 01:17:29 |
Maybe striving to evolve beyond |
| 01:17:34 |
Maybe we were just destined |
| 01:17:38 |
Leaving no indelible mark |
| 01:17:51 |
2 MILLON YEARS LATER |
| 01:17:58 |
All paleolithic people |
| 01:18:03 |
Would you stop doodling please |
| 01:18:07 |
Hunting and gathering. |
| 01:18:15 |
They lived around 2 million to |
| 01:18:18 |
Come this way, I'm gonna |
| 01:18:21 |
of everyday prehistoric life |
| 01:18:25 |
Now there is no gameboy, |
| 01:18:28 |
Life everyday was a constant |
| 01:18:33 |
Now, using actual bones, the express |
| 01:18:38 |
what there cave peoples |
| 01:18:42 |
Short and fat. |
| 01:18:43 |
This way, please. |
| 01:18:46 |
I wanna show you over here-- |
| 01:18:54 |
Well, I turns out I was right. |
| 01:18:56 |
Human beings did have |
| 01:18:59 |
Of course if that's good luck, it does mean now |
| 01:19:02 |
and kids throw their gum at me. |
| 01:19:04 |
You know, sometimes I do think about my |
| 01:19:08 |
But this point I really only have one regret. |
| 01:19:12 |
I died, only ever having |
| 01:19:23 |
I'm not dead yet, you |
| 01:19:29 |
English Text: Rodrigo |
