Hoodwinked

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00:00:11 [film reel whirring]
00:00:18 [man] Red Riding Hood,
00:00:21 [girl screaming]
00:00:23 But there's more to every tale
00:00:25 lt's just like they always say,
00:00:30 lf you want to know the truth,
00:00:46 Granny!
00:00:51 lt's me, Red!
00:00:56 ls everything OK?
00:00:57 Oh, yeah, sure thing. Oome on in.
00:01:01 What?
00:01:02 - Who are you?
00:01:05 Your face looks really weird, Granny.
00:01:08 l've been sick. l...
00:01:10 Your mouth doesn't move when you talk.
00:01:12 Plastic surgery.
00:01:15 Now, come on over here.
00:01:18 So, what's going on, Grandma?
00:01:22 This and that, doing a lot of quilting.
00:01:24 So you got the loot?
00:01:26 Whoa. What big hands you have.
00:01:30 Oh, all the better
00:01:33 - And what big ears you have!
00:01:37 ...many criticisms!
00:01:39 Old people just have big ears, dear.
00:01:42 And Granny, what big eyes you have!
00:01:44 Are we just gonna sit around here
00:01:48 You came here for a reason. So tell
00:01:52 Ah, Granny! What bad breath you have!
00:01:55 - All right!
00:01:57 You again? What do l have to do,
00:02:00 Settle down, little girl. l'm on to you.
00:02:02 - Hai-ya!
00:02:05 You been dodging me all day,
00:02:08 Ahh! [gasping]
00:02:11 Ha!
00:02:12 You crazy wolf!
00:02:15 l'm taking Granny down, and you're next!
00:02:19 - [Red] Granny!
00:02:21 - [glass breaks]
00:02:26 [sirens blare]
00:02:33 [helicopter blades whir]
00:02:36 [siren wails, tires screech]
00:02:41 [reporters clamoring]
00:02:42 [reporter 1] Ohief Grizzly,
00:02:44 - connected with the Goody Bandit?
00:02:47 No. Don't print that, Maxine.
00:02:50 [reporter 2] ls the house
00:02:52 - Don't think so.
00:02:54 That's enough with the questions.
00:02:58 All right, back it up!
00:03:01 Oome on, you, with the feathers,
00:03:04 l just want to go home and hibernate.
00:03:06 - Bill!
00:03:07 - All right, what do we got?
00:03:10 Breaking and entering, wielding an ax
00:03:14 l get it. Any connection
00:03:17 You mean the Goody Bandit? Oould be.
00:03:20 - The cookbook lady?
00:03:23 [chief] Hmm.
00:03:27 OK, Paul Bunyan was swinging the ax,
00:03:31 - All right, get a muzzle on that guy.
00:03:34 You can explain it to the judge.
00:03:36 - Shouldn't you be in school?
00:03:39 Uh... What are you doing?
00:03:40 - Hey. We was just...
00:03:43 - Don't eat that. That's evidence.
00:03:46 [roars]
00:03:47 All right, so this looks
00:03:50 Little Miss Rosy Oakes making covert
00:03:54 Wolfie tries to eat 'em both,
00:03:55 then Orazy Flannel Pants with the ax
00:04:00 Take 'em downtown, boys.
00:04:02 lt's the woods, chief.
00:04:04 You know what l mean.
00:04:06 [male voice] Not so fast, Grizzly.
00:04:10 That's the problem with you bears,
00:04:15 - Hey, Nicky!
00:04:17 No, just stopping by
00:04:20 Say, Tommy, you lose some weight?
00:04:22 - Uh, no.
00:04:24 Nicky Flippers. What are you
00:04:27 Well, someone hibernated
00:04:31 l saw the lights,
00:04:34 Now, of course, l see l was right.
00:04:36 You're too late, Nicky.
00:04:38 - ls that right?
00:04:40 [Red] They got us all wrong,
00:04:43 Oh, l don't know,
00:04:46 - What's your name?
00:04:47 - And why do they call you that?
00:04:51 [dance music plays]
00:04:52 Go Flippers
00:04:53 - Jump! Get on!
00:04:56 Go Flippers
00:04:58 - [cheering]
00:05:01 They call me Red
00:05:03 - What about when you're not wearing it?
00:05:07 Recipes have come up missing
00:05:09 Goody shops have been
00:05:12 and the trail ends here.
00:05:15 Slow down, chief. We've got four
00:05:19 and if you get people talking long
00:05:23 - [snorts] Beans?
00:05:26 Aaah!
00:05:27 l'll tell you what happened.
00:05:31 What's with the handcuffs on a girl?
00:05:35 - How about a cage?
00:05:37 - l was being sarcastic.
00:05:42 [chief] All right,
00:05:44 [pencil sharpener whirs]
00:05:47 So, Red, why don't you explain
00:05:51 Well, like any other day.
00:05:53 l was making deliveries
00:05:56 # Ba ba ba-da-ba-da
00:05:58 # Ba ba
00:05:59 # Ba ba ba ba
00:06:02 # Ba ba ba
00:06:06 # Here's a story l hope
00:06:08 # You'll like
00:06:11 # lt's the one about the girl
00:06:14 - # l know
00:06:15 # lt's a tired old tale
00:06:19 - Hey, Red.
00:06:22 - # Or unkind
00:06:24 # But a sad song played
00:06:27 # Oh
00:06:29 # Oan someone show me a different day
00:06:32 # To take me away
00:06:34 # Take me out of the woods
00:06:38 # Great big world
00:06:39 # You know what l'm wanting for you
00:06:46 # You know what l'm wanting for you
00:06:50 # What l'm wanting for you
00:06:53 # Wanting for you
00:06:56 Ahh!
00:06:58 # Oh ##
00:07:03 Hey, Red!
00:07:05 Oh! Nice outfit. Always red with you.
00:07:08 - You must be in autumn.
00:07:10 Aren't you helping the Muffin Man today?
00:07:12 Oh, he closed up shop.
00:07:16 and now l'm out of a job.
00:07:18 Gee, Boingo, l'm really sorry.
00:07:22 Yeah, yeah, l am.
00:07:24 But it's nothing like
00:07:26 Would a carrot crumpet
00:07:28 Oh, boy, oh, boy! Thanks, Red.
00:07:32 you little rascally devil.
00:07:34 Yeah, well, the woods
00:07:44 [door closes]
00:07:45 Shut it down.
00:07:47 [# Daniel Rogers: Little Boat]
00:07:59 - Oome on, let's go.
00:08:02 [Red] With the Goody Bandit
00:08:04 recipes were becoming
00:08:07 l decided to call Granny.
00:08:09 lf anyone would know what to do,
00:08:12 l don't know what to do.
00:08:15 Your recipes are the most famous
00:08:18 What if they get swiped?
00:08:21 Maybe l should bring you
00:08:24 A trip up the mountain
00:08:27 l'm not so little anymore.
00:08:29 Please, dear, you just keep the recipes
00:08:33 - But...
00:08:35 - Kisses.
00:08:42 What you reading, Red?
00:08:44 ''Far Away Places''?
00:08:47 - Are you going somewhere far away?
00:08:53 Oan't see! Danger! Turn into the skid!
00:08:56 [tires screech, crash]
00:08:58 [Duck] l'm OK. l'll walk it off.
00:09:00 You can't go away.
00:09:04 lf l had wings like you,
00:09:08 and the next one and the next one...
00:09:11 But l can't. l'm just a kid.
00:09:15 l'm just a woodpecker.
00:09:17 - [glass shatters in distance]
00:09:20 [grunting]
00:09:35 [woodpecker] ''You're next''?
00:09:37 What... what does it mean,
00:09:45 Ruined.
00:09:46 lt means someone wants our recipes.
00:10:02 Are they gonna get your recipes?
00:10:06 Not today.
00:10:11 [Nicky] So you deliberately
00:10:14 from the family vault,
00:10:17 - Help yourself.
00:10:19 you set out on a dangerous journey
00:10:23 - ...alone?
00:10:26 [# Todd Edwards: Oritters Have Feelings]
00:10:28 # Critters have feelings
00:10:30 # Well, critters have feelings
00:10:32 # Critters have feelings
00:10:33 # Well, critters have feelings too
00:10:36 # Critters have feelings
00:10:38 [Boingo] l guess running the cable car's
00:10:41 lt's a great way to see the forest
00:10:45 mean, hairy beasts out there.
00:10:48 - Beasts?
00:10:51 The wolves and the bobcats
00:10:53 and the saber-tooth tigers!
00:10:56 - Mostly wolves.
00:10:58 The forest can be a dangerous place for
00:11:02 Look at me, l'm fuzzy...
00:11:04 Well, not usually.
00:11:06 But l was thinking
00:11:09 About the Muffin Man?
00:11:11 l need to protect Granny's recipes
00:11:15 They're gonna shut down everyone
00:11:18 Aaah! Aah! Aah!
00:11:20 - No!
00:11:26 Ohh!
00:11:27 Aah! Whoa! Ohh!
00:11:31 Aaah!
00:11:37 [moans]
00:11:45 - [growling]
00:11:50 - [gasps]
00:11:53 Hello.
00:11:54 So you're the little girl
00:11:57 That was quite a bit of falling
00:11:59 - You saw that.
00:12:02 Those old cable cars on the...
00:12:05 Wow! Something smells good.
00:12:09 l'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
00:12:12 No, you shouldn't. Good call.
00:12:14 What are you doing
00:12:16 You taking the goodies
00:12:19 - Um... my granny.
00:12:22 Granny Puckett? The goody lady?
00:12:23 My goodness,
00:12:27 She's got a thing, it's like a...
00:12:30 Shortbread,
00:12:34 lt's good. Ah, it's very good.
00:12:37 You make deliveries
00:12:40 l don't think l should tell you that.
00:12:42 Oh, you don't have
00:12:45 You ask a lot of questions, mister.
00:12:47 Well, l'm a curious guy.
00:12:50 l'd rather you didn't.
00:12:51 - [growls]
00:12:54 [Wolf] Red! Red Riding Hood!
00:12:57 [Red whimpering]
00:13:02 Hand over the basket.
00:13:04 Aaah!
00:13:06 [gasping]
00:13:08 [birds humming]
00:13:12 [Wolf] Red!
00:13:16 - [screams]
00:13:19 [Wolf] You can't hold
00:13:22 l'll get you,
00:13:29 [chief] Well, that settles it.
00:13:31 - We got our Bandit.
00:13:33 l'd like to count my chickens
00:13:35 [snorts] Ohickens?
00:13:36 You've gotta admit, a wolf stopping
00:13:41 - That's pretty creepy.
00:13:43 But we don't arrest people
00:13:47 Yeah, Bruce. You know that guy
00:13:49 - The creepy one?
00:13:51 [Nicky] So you went on to Granny's?
00:13:53 l found an old trail
00:13:59 [bird shrieking]
00:14:02 [singing in distance]
00:14:04 Hello!
00:14:06 [singing in distance]
00:14:09 [singing]
00:14:17 Hello.
00:14:19 [yodel-style singing]
00:14:24 l'm looking for Granny Puckett's house.
00:14:27 # Granny Puckett
00:14:30 - Oould you stop singing for one moment?
00:14:34 # But a mountain witch done
00:14:39 # And now l gotta sing
00:14:43 - Everything?
00:14:45 You just talked! Just now!
00:14:47 Did l?
00:14:48 # Did l?
00:14:50 # Did l, did l, did l
00:14:56 - Granny?
00:14:59 lt's Red. l'm on my way
00:15:01 Oh, my dearie, l'm not prepared.
00:15:04 l need to put down fresh doilies! Aah!
00:15:08 - Granny! Granny, what's wrong?
00:15:11 Bonsai!
00:15:13 Oh, no.
00:15:14 Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble.
00:15:17 l've gotta find a way
00:15:20 # Well, you came to the right goat
00:15:23 Oh, good. More singing.
00:15:25 # Thirty-seven years ago
00:15:29 Yeah. l know.
00:15:30 # A spell where when l'm talking
00:15:34 # But when you're always singing
00:15:38 # That's why l made
00:15:41 That's great...
00:15:42 # When you're on the mountain
00:15:46 # That's why this here
00:15:50 # Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
00:15:54 These tunnels, l need one
00:15:58 [yodel-style singing]
00:16:03 Ohh.
00:16:08 # But l got horns that open bottles
00:16:13 # l got horns that
00:16:15 # They help me watch TV
00:16:17 # l got horns that open pickle jars
00:16:21 # l got horns that hang my other horns
00:16:23 # l always come prepared
00:16:26 - Oan you help me find...?
00:16:29 # This lesson must be shared
00:16:33 # To be prepared
00:16:35 # To be prepared, to be prepared
00:16:38 # And unless you've got a spare
00:16:40 # You've got one life
00:16:44 - Aaah!
00:16:46 Keep your hands and feet
00:16:51 [yodel-style singing]
00:16:55 [screaming]
00:16:59 [Red laughing]
00:17:12 Whoo-wee!
00:17:15 [rumbling]
00:17:21 # An avalanche is coming
00:17:24 # lt's rumbling like a mountain lion
00:17:27 # And if not for the witch's spell
00:17:30 # But since l'm only singing
00:17:33 [yodeling]
00:17:43 Aaah! Aaah!
00:17:46 Aaah!
00:17:48 [screaming]
00:17:56 [Granny] Red!
00:18:00 Granny?
00:18:01 Use the hood, Red!
00:18:04 Use the hood!
00:18:18 [helicopter blades whir]
00:18:19 What?
00:18:21 [yodeling]
00:18:23 # l was prepared!
00:18:37 Granny! lt's me, Red. ls everything OK?
00:18:41 Oh, yeah, sure thing.
00:18:42 So this wolf, he was dressed
00:18:46 - Yes.
00:18:48 - And you bought that?
00:18:51 Whoa. What big hands you have.
00:18:53 And what big ears you have.
00:18:55 What bad breath you have!
00:18:58 Are we just gonna sit around here
00:19:02 Then the fellow with the ax burst in?
00:19:03 - Aaah!
00:19:06 No, no, not yet.
00:19:10 First l was attacked
00:19:12 Hai-ya! You crazy wolf!
00:19:14 [Red] My granny jumped
00:19:16 - Aaah!
00:19:18 And then the axman cometh?
00:19:21 You got it.
00:19:23 Only he was screaming.
00:19:25 Arghh?
00:19:26 Like a maniac.
00:19:27 - [yelling]
00:19:31 - Wow.
00:19:33 - So that was it?
00:19:35 The guy's pawprints
00:19:38 Hold the phone, fuzzy-wuzzy.
00:19:52 - Don't l get a drink?
00:19:54 So, Mr. Wolf, may l call you ''Wolf''?
00:19:57 You can call me Sheila.
00:20:00 Quit playing around, Wolf!
00:20:02 You're looking at three-to-five
00:20:05 So start singing!
00:20:07 - Your face looks familiar.
00:20:10 What do you for a living, Mr. Wolf?
00:20:12 l'm a shepherd. Hey!
00:20:15 You might as well confess.
00:20:17 Oould you keep her
00:20:20 l remember you.
00:20:21 Three years ago on the Stiltskin case.
00:20:24 You were snooping around
00:20:26 l was close too.
00:20:28 l was gonna go with ''Greg.''
00:20:31 Wait a minute, Flippers!
00:20:33 Worse. He's a reporter.
00:20:36 - A what?
00:20:47 [bicycle bell rings]
00:20:49 [Wolf] l'm an investigativejournalist.
00:20:51 You've probably read my column
00:20:55 [typewriter typing, dings]
00:20:58 l spent the last six months undercover
00:21:01 investigating
00:21:03 As more recipes go missing,
00:21:06 - [all] Huh?
00:21:09 And l'm talking hot coffee, hot coffee,
00:21:12 all over my neck. Very, very painful.
00:21:14 People think a health board examiner
00:21:17 but l will tell you, my furry friend,
00:21:20 That's why Kenny told me
00:21:23 - Who?
00:21:25 - You mean Earl?
00:21:27 He said, uh, ''Kenny, come down here,''
00:21:31 l'm surprised your dessert counter
00:21:34 with all the thievery going around.
00:21:36 - What did you say your name was?
00:21:40 Well, Kenny, l'm gonna
00:21:43 But l'm gonna need the names
00:21:46 - You'll have to talk to Earl.
00:21:48 Well, that's Earl right now.
00:21:52 You keep that thing groomed.
00:21:58 No desserts. Waste of time.
00:22:00 [bike bell rings]
00:22:02 [Wolf] The little delivery girl
00:22:05 Always on the go.
00:22:06 More goodies pass through her hands
00:22:10 She seemed happy...
00:22:12 ...a little too happy, perhaps.
00:22:19 Oh! Oreepy.
00:22:21 l was starting to have my suspicions.
00:22:24 Question:
00:22:27 Where do they come from?
00:22:31 And why the hood?
00:22:33 Aaah!
00:22:34 - Twitchy, you scared me.
00:22:37 - Oalm down.
00:22:39 l was watching the girl
00:22:42 - Yeah. Did you see where she went?
00:22:45 guy with the beard, now she's
00:22:49 l'm way ahead of you.
00:22:52 - You got the camera?
00:22:55 - Oolor or black and white?
00:22:58 - l brought a flash!
00:23:00 - lt's covert. No flash.
00:23:02 Nobody sees, nobody knows.
00:23:06 You ever thought
00:23:08 l don't drink coffee!
00:23:11 Hmm...
00:23:13 Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon.
00:23:16 [Wolf] l decided to get the word on the
00:23:20 - How's it going, Woolworth?
00:23:23 The shepherd comes by and sees me
00:23:26 Yeah? There's a bigger crook
00:23:30 - What ya hear about the Goody Bandit?
00:23:33 - Hiya, Twitchy.
00:23:35 - The little girl in the red hood.
00:23:40 Little Red? Processing...
00:23:42 Yeah, yeah, it's coming back to me now.
00:23:46 Brat put in an invisible fence.
00:23:50 Focus! The girl in the hood.
00:23:51 You get around the mountain.
00:23:54 How should l know?
00:23:56 Family business. Ain't you
00:23:59 - Puckett?
00:24:01 The Granny Puckett?
00:24:04 Ha-ha. Hilarious. Oome up
00:24:07 - You're looking pretty tasty.
00:24:10 All l know is that the old lady
00:24:13 - Not a lot of visitors.
00:24:16 She's been known to take
00:24:19 Oable car?
00:24:22 Those sheep made me hungry.
00:24:25 Sounds good. Sounds good.
00:24:27 [over receiver] Baa.
00:24:30 [frog croaking]
00:24:31 [Spanish music]
00:24:33 [male 1] l don't know what to do.
00:24:36 - Am l supposed to play it cool?
00:24:39 Seeing other people.
00:24:42 [male 1] Shh. Up there.
00:24:44 Do you mind?
00:24:46 Ooh. Sorry.
00:24:48 [static, radio signals]
00:24:51 [Boingo] Hey, you deliver up this far?
00:24:54 [static]
00:24:56 [Red] The Muffin Man...
00:24:59 ...an evil plan.
00:25:01 ...shut down everyone in the forest...
00:25:04 l knew it.
00:25:05 She's working for the old lady. Twitchy.
00:25:09 [chattering]
00:25:10 [Red] Aaah!
00:25:13 - [camera shutter clicking]
00:25:16 [Red] Aaah!
00:25:18 Ooh! Uhh!
00:25:19 Uhh! Ooh! Ugh!
00:25:23 Ouch!
00:25:25 [sputtering]
00:25:28 [gasps]
00:25:32 - [growling]
00:25:34 [growling]
00:25:40 Ahh!
00:25:41 Ohh!
00:25:43 - [gasps]
00:25:45 Hello.
00:25:47 So you're the little girl
00:25:49 That's quite a bit of falling
00:25:51 [coughing]
00:25:53 [Wolf] Gravity's working.
00:25:54 What are you doing
00:25:56 You taking goodies
00:26:00 [Red] Um... Granny.
00:26:03 [Wolf] You don't have anything else
00:26:06 - You ask a lot of questions, mister.
00:26:09 - Let me have a look.
00:26:12 - [yelling]
00:26:14 l mean, ''please.'' Oome back here!
00:26:17 - What are you doing?
00:26:20 Oome on! We're gonna lose her!
00:26:24 We'll never catch her.
00:26:26 Taxi!
00:26:28 [door slams]
00:26:30 [music plays on radio]
00:26:33 Whoa! That was her.
00:26:36 [tires screech]
00:26:40 Suspect is approaching on foot,
00:26:43 l'm about to catch her red-handed.
00:26:46 - [gasps]
00:26:49 - Aaah!
00:26:53 So you really took a beating...
00:26:56 - ...from a little girl?
00:27:00 - Hai-yah!
00:27:04 Get back here, you little brat!
00:27:08 [panting]
00:27:10 # One, two, buckle to you
00:27:13 # Don't you run away
00:27:15 # A-B-C, l can read
00:27:17 # Son, you're the 1-2-3-4
00:27:20 # Open up, gotta run away ##
00:27:23 OK. Not cool. Ahhh!
00:27:30 You can't hold
00:27:33 l'll get you,
00:27:38 Well, that's fishy.
00:27:40 What? They're evil. l'll prove it!
00:27:45 [panting]
00:27:48 [coughing]
00:27:51 - So can we eat?
00:27:54 Maybe a side of unemployment?
00:27:57 - What do we do?
00:27:59 We gotta get to Granny's before the kid.
00:28:01 - [Boingo] ls it a surprise?
00:28:04 You're going over to Granny's house
00:28:08 or what is it? ls there a shindig?
00:28:11 - Watch me pull myself out of a hat!
00:28:14 Big surprise party.
00:28:17 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:28:19 You hear that? He knows a shortcut.
00:28:21 Over the woods and through the river...
00:28:23 No, you don't want to go
00:28:26 You see, Twitchy, you get lemons,
00:28:31 And then that lemonade goes bitter
00:28:35 Never trust a bunny
00:28:38 Sure thing, boss. Never trust a bunny!
00:28:39 The bright side is,
00:28:42 Ohh!
00:28:44 Why couldn't l write movie reviews?
00:28:47 We are in a pickle, and l blame myself.
00:28:50 That bunny was worthless, not to mention
00:28:54 - which is hard to read.
00:28:56 Hey, now, that's what they said
00:28:59 [growling]
00:29:01 Wha... what was that? Who's that?
00:29:03 Aaah!
00:29:07 [both screaming]
00:29:08 Uhh!
00:29:10 Hey, look where we are. More cave.
00:29:13 - Hey, whazzi-lookie!
00:29:15 you will learn to speak.
00:29:18 But l was just... Ahh!
00:29:26 Follow me.
00:29:34 Hmm...
00:29:35 - Huh?
00:29:38 # Train
00:29:40 # Train
00:29:41 # Living like a bandit #
00:29:47 Now, this is a shortcut.
00:29:51 Whazzat? Sounds like an avalanche!
00:29:53 Well, Twitchy, that's natural.
00:29:55 lt's just Old Man Mountain
00:30:02 Hey, lookie!
00:30:04 Box of candles? Light 'em up!
00:30:07 Wow, that's nice and bright.
00:30:10 - Deen-a-meet-tay. Must be ltalian.
00:30:14 - But l...
00:30:17 Got it.
00:30:18 Ahhh!
00:30:25 [screaming]
00:30:34 [whistling in distance]
00:30:36 [Red] Aaahhh!
00:30:40 - Did you hear something?
00:30:41 Hm. Oome on, let's get to Granny's.
00:30:44 Hello! Paper boy.
00:30:48 Publisher's, uh...
00:30:52 Oandygram.
00:30:55 What do we do, boss?
00:30:58 Ohh!
00:31:01 [Wolf] Lucky for me, Granny keeps
00:31:05 Disguise was the only way
00:31:07 in the act of smuggling.
00:31:09 [high-pitched voice]
00:31:12 [clears throat]
00:31:13 Hug your granny, little pudding pop.
00:31:16 Aww!
00:31:18 Boy, that's hot. OK, change of plans.
00:31:20 - You can be Granny.
00:31:22 She's coming!
00:31:23 - Wa-dee-dee!
00:31:25 [Red] Granny! lt's me, Red.
00:31:27 - ls everything OK?
00:31:30 [chief] Pretty thin, Wolf.
00:31:32 You said the old lady
00:31:34 - How did that happen?
00:31:37 maybe to make herself look innocent.
00:31:39 l just write the news, chief,
00:31:41 For a reporter, you have
00:31:44 What can l say?
00:31:50 - Got a way to back this up?
00:31:54 That so? Let's have a look.
00:31:56 These are good.
00:31:58 - Here's a nice one of you, Wolf.
00:32:01 l wanna do a gallery show.
00:32:03 l don't drink coffee.
00:32:05 Photos don't lie, chief.
00:32:07 - Good work, Twitchy.
00:32:09 Now, l want to know more
00:32:12 How does he fit into all of this?
00:32:14 Maybe you should
00:32:18 You see? ''Ax'' him? He was saying...
00:32:22 l'll bring him in.
00:32:24 Ohh!
00:32:28 [German accent] Hmm. Hello.
00:32:31 My, my. You're a big fellow, aren't you?
00:32:34 - Shop at the Big and Tall store?
00:32:38 l would not hurt a butterfly.
00:32:40 Then what's this? A letter opener?
00:32:42 That's a funny accent
00:32:45 l can do the cowboy accent.
00:32:49 lndeed you can.
00:32:51 Say, before you ride off
00:32:53 you think you could
00:32:56 l will do my best.
00:32:57 How about explaining what
00:33:00 Oh! l am working
00:33:03 Your what-what?
00:33:05 Paul's Bunion Oream
00:33:08 to make the bunions
00:33:10 - This guy's a loon.
00:33:15 Your call-back.
00:33:18 Yes! For the bunion cream.
00:33:20 l must find my wood-cutting self
00:33:24 - The what?
00:33:26 - He's an actor.
00:33:36 Arghh!
00:33:38 Paul's Bunion Oream
00:33:41 [male] No, hold it! Hold it!
00:33:43 - Stop. ''Arghh''?
00:33:46 What are you, some kind
00:33:49 l just got the script,
00:33:52 - You're not getting it.
00:33:54 - My name Kirk.
00:33:57 What makes you feel proud
00:34:00 What puts a fire
00:34:04 - Oh! My dream!
00:34:07 To travel the world
00:34:08 with the greatest singing group
00:34:12 ...the Happy Yodelers!
00:34:13 # To yodel for the people
00:34:16 # To hear the applause
00:34:19 # My dream #
00:34:22 - [crashing]
00:34:26 Listen. We'll look at your tape
00:34:29 Thanks for coming in.
00:34:32 [bell rings]
00:34:35 [Kirk] That was
00:34:39 - [Red singing]
00:34:42 l drive a schnitzel truck.
00:34:45 lt's not such a bad job.
00:34:46 After all, l bring much joy
00:34:51 # Schnitzel!
00:34:53 Mommy, Mommy!
00:34:55 Ooh, the schnitzel man!
00:34:57 [yodeling]
00:34:58 [woman] # Schnitzel, the favorite treat
00:35:02 # Schnitzel man can serve them quick
00:35:05 # lt's a schnitzel on a stick
00:35:07 # No more spoons
00:35:09 [woman] # Says
00:35:12 # Make sure you keep an extra one
00:35:14 # For later in your lederhosen
00:35:16 - [yodeling]
00:35:23 - [Kirk] Schnitzel!
00:35:29 - [woman] # Schnitz...
00:35:32 What the schnitzel?
00:35:34 My schnitzel truck,
00:35:38 They stole everything!
00:35:39 [all groaning]
00:35:41 [Boingo] Oh, that's too bad.
00:35:42 lt's not easy being in the
00:35:46 l'm getting schnitzeled
00:35:48 l cannot even sell the bunion cream.
00:35:50 - Now l'm gonna lose my job!
00:35:53 Maybe someday somebody
00:35:56 and we can all work
00:35:59 - Oh, yeah... What?
00:36:01 Uhh...
00:36:03 - Hello?
00:36:05 We got the client here,
00:36:07 and we think we might have a real
00:36:11 - So we want you to come back in.
00:36:15 lt's a call-back.
00:36:16 [Kirk] l had always heard
00:36:20 but l had never gotten onel
00:36:21 A call-back?
00:36:24 Ahh! What do l do?
00:36:26 You come back tomorrow,
00:36:28 only this time you do it good.
00:36:31 - l will. l can do it!
00:36:33 Now, l want you
00:36:36 and l want you to find that
00:36:39 You find your inner woodsman, Ourtis.
00:36:41 Don't act like a woodsman,
00:36:45 Yes, l can!
00:36:46 Find an ax, start swinging, OK?
00:36:49 l've gotta be in a circle wipe
00:36:52 l have to go
00:36:56 ...in me!
00:36:57 OK. Well, tell him l said hello.
00:37:01 [grunting]
00:37:04 [growling]
00:37:07 Ay! Ay-ay-ay-ay!
00:37:10 Ooh!
00:37:11 Ha-ha!
00:37:13 Goodbye!
00:37:14 Hup, hup!
00:37:16 - [car alarm sounding]
00:37:19 - [birds chirping]
00:37:22 Run!
00:37:25 [Kirk] l had done itl
00:37:27 l had found
00:37:36 [gasps]
00:37:39 Yes.
00:37:44 Paul's... Bunion...
00:37:46 ...Oream...
00:37:48 ...has the soothing formula...
00:37:52 ...to make your bunions...
00:37:54 ...head for the hills! [laughs]
00:37:58 Right!
00:38:03 ...bunion...
00:38:06 ...cream...
00:38:08 ...has the soothing...
00:38:11 ...formula...
00:38:12 [screaming in distance]
00:38:16 Hello?
00:38:17 [cracking]
00:38:21 Ohh...
00:38:24 Oh, schnitzel!
00:38:28 Aah! Aah!
00:38:29 Ohh! Ohh!
00:38:37 Aahhh!
00:38:40 l'm taking Granny down,
00:38:42 Aahhh!
00:38:47 [all screaming]
00:38:54 [silence]
00:38:55 So you didn'tjump through
00:38:59 - Yes.
00:39:01 Yes.
00:39:02 Because you were pretending
00:39:05 - That's right!
00:39:07 l got the call-back!
00:39:08 And good for you.
00:39:11 Well, l think it's safe to say
00:39:13 knows the least about anything
00:39:16 Exactly! What does that mean?
00:39:18 That it all points to Granny.
00:39:25 [Nicky] What about it, Granny?
00:39:26 Maybe you're not the sweet goody-maker
00:39:30 Are you stealing recipes
00:39:34 Oh, no, Mr. Flippers.
00:39:35 The only crime l've ever committed
00:39:37 is making my goodies
00:39:43 My granny doesn't keep secrets.
00:39:45 And even if she did,
00:39:49 We tell each other everything.
00:39:52 Sure, dear. Mostly.
00:39:56 - Mostly?
00:39:59 My family worries too much.
00:40:03 - Find out what?
00:40:07 - [door opens]
00:40:13 Oheck this out!
00:40:15 [all gasp]
00:40:17 When did they make that a sport?
00:40:20 l noticed you have three G's
00:40:26 That's appropriate, since there
00:40:32 lt's true.
00:40:34 l'm not like other grannies.
00:40:36 l never did like the quilting bees
00:40:42 l'd rather live life to the extreme.
00:40:46 [# Oory Edwards: The Real G]
00:40:48 # Here come the real G
00:40:52 # She don't need bling-bling
00:40:55 # From all the fame
00:40:57 # Neck and neck
00:40:59 # She's like a special effect
00:41:02 # You think you see Aunt B
00:41:04 # Underneath the beehive
00:41:06 # l count to three before you see
00:41:09 # With the money for nothing
00:41:12 # Seventy-five, alive
00:41:15 # Still making half pipe
00:41:17 # ln the woodie with the goodies
00:41:20 # More power to the granny
00:41:25 A trip up the mountain
00:41:29 l'm not so little anymore.
00:41:30 Please, dear, you just keep the recipes
00:41:35 - But...
00:41:37 Kisses.
00:41:39 Time to shred some powder!
00:41:39 Time to shred some powder!
00:41:43 [Granny] l didn't have time
00:41:47 l was on my way to the big
00:41:52 l've been training
00:41:55 [man over PA] Nothing but solid snow,
00:41:58 and the top maniacs are here
00:42:03 # Buck teeth
00:42:06 # l'm a tree critter
00:42:10 # Sticks and stones
00:42:13 # l'm a tree critter
00:42:14 - Triple G, what's up, baby?
00:42:18 What up, my homeys?
00:42:21 So, what's the dizzo, grizzo?
00:42:24 - Fo' shizzle!
00:42:28 G, you checking the hardcore
00:42:30 Those guys put the Saber-Tooth Brothers
00:42:34 On the real, it's gonna be
00:42:37 You let me worry
00:42:39 Oh, l almost forgot.
00:42:43 - Yo!
00:42:44 Yeah, snicker-doodles!
00:42:47 Snickadeedoo!
00:42:49 # You can take the critter
00:42:52 # But you can't take the tree
00:42:56 # Now this critter's gotta run
00:42:59 Well, what's your name?
00:43:02 Just put, ''To my biggest
00:43:06 And then, like, put some X's and O's
00:43:10 [man] All contestants
00:43:22 [chuckles]
00:43:26 [growling]
00:43:29 - Oh, yeah.
00:43:33 [Austrian accent] Be careful,
00:43:36 Old ladies get hurt on these slopes.
00:43:38 Bring it, honey.
00:43:40 [Klaxon blares]
00:43:44 Aahhh!
00:43:46 Yo, Granny!
00:43:49 l know you did notjust
00:43:52 - You're little! You're small!
00:43:56 Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
00:43:58 - Yeah. [laughs]
00:44:01 - Whoa! Look out!
00:44:05 You wanna play now? Get some of this!
00:44:09 Whoa! Whoa!
00:44:14 Whoa! Woo-hoo!
00:44:18 [Granny] That must have been right about
00:44:22 l always forward my phone
00:44:25 - [Red] Granny?
00:44:28 - Take that, from Mr. Big Muscleman!
00:44:32 Ha-ha!
00:44:35 [gasps] Gotta go, munchkin! Bonsai!
00:44:58 - Uhh!
00:45:07 Ya!
00:45:16 Ohh! Aww!
00:45:21 Oh, you're not so bad!
00:45:24 [Granny screaming]
00:45:30 - Who do you work for?
00:45:34 - Young man, you tell me this instant!
00:45:38 We were hired by the Bandit!
00:45:40 Who is the Bandit?
00:45:42 - Ha!
00:45:48 Granny is finished.
00:45:49 Now we go after
00:45:54 [gasps] Red!
00:45:59 Ooh! Ooh! Oohhh!
00:46:09 'Afternoon.
00:46:16 [panting]
00:46:28 Oh, applesauce.
00:46:31 [# Todd Edwards: Eva Deanna]
00:46:34 # Eva Deanna
00:46:37 # She fell from heaven
00:46:40 # Put her in pajamas
00:46:43 # The way they sound
00:46:44 # She likes to stomp around
00:46:46 # She buckles on her shoes
00:46:48 # Singing the wheels on the bus
00:46:50 # l hold her ankles up
00:46:53 # An avalanche is coming
00:46:57 lt's just Old Man Mountain
00:47:00 [Granny] Woo-ha-ha!
00:47:02 [all] Ahh!
00:47:03 # You can't rearrange her
00:47:05 # She's no stranger to danger
00:47:07 # Whoa, oh, oh, oh
00:47:10 # With golden locks on her head #
00:47:12 l wish l had a video camera! Whoo!
00:47:16 [# Todd Edwards: Glow]
00:47:23 # Rolling on the edge
00:47:28 # Of the afternoon
00:47:32 # The glow of the sun
00:47:34 # Tells you that your day is not done
00:47:38 # Pay the clock hand no mind
00:47:41 # l can't rewind
00:47:43 # But time is a friend of mine
00:47:47 [gasps] Red!
00:47:50 [gasps]
00:47:53 Granny?
00:47:54 Use the hood, Red!
00:47:57 Use the hood!
00:48:05 Ah, that's my girl.
00:48:08 # Ba-ba, da-dum-ba-ba-ba-ba
00:48:11 # Ba-ba, da-dum-ba-ba-ba-ba
00:48:13 # And it's all right
00:48:16 l guess it's just one of those days.
00:48:19 # Rollin'in the afternoon #
00:48:25 [grunting]
00:48:28 Whoa... whoa, whoa! Hey! Hey!
00:48:36 [Twitchy] What do we do, boss?
00:48:39 [Wolf in high-pitched voice]
00:48:42 [normal voice] Boy, that's hot.
00:48:45 - You can be Granny.
00:48:47 [Twitchy] She's coming!
00:48:48 Wee-dee-dee.
00:48:51 [laughing] Hi.
00:48:55 [Red] Granny! lt's me, Red.
00:48:59 [Wolf as Granny]
00:49:01 [Granny] Eventually l was able to use
00:49:05 Ow! That hurts!
00:49:06 [Wolf] l'm taking Granny down,
00:49:09 [Granny] l could've handled
00:49:11 But then the craziest thing happened.
00:49:14 [glass breaks, all screaming]
00:49:18 [all continue screaming]
00:49:31 Honey, don't look
00:49:34 l'm sorry, l thought you were Triple G.
00:49:38 Or are you the Bandit?
00:49:41 Awkward!
00:49:44 - You're being ridiculous, Red.
00:49:46 You're off living... la vida loca,
00:49:49 risking your life for some dumb thrills,
00:49:51 and l'm supposed to stay home
00:49:55 - l have a...
00:49:57 - Yeah.
00:50:00 You think Granny would mind
00:50:03 - Excuse us.
00:50:05 - Excuse us.
00:50:07 Open your eyes.
00:50:08 l've never even been outside the forest.
00:50:11 Don't you think l want more than that?
00:50:15 Of course you do. You're a Puckett.
00:50:20 [sighs]
00:50:21 l don't know what that means anymore.
00:50:38 [crowd chattering]
00:50:45 - Hey, look! lt's Little Red!
00:50:48 - She's not wearing the red hood.
00:50:50 - Excuse me!
00:50:52 [clamoring]
00:50:54 [# Ben Folds: Red ls Blue]
00:50:57 # Everything is changing
00:51:00 # You're looking for the cure
00:51:03 # And you feel like
00:51:07 # ln the world
00:51:12 # Trouble in your head, now
00:51:15 # You don't know what to do
00:51:18 # Seems like up is down and red
00:51:22 # ls blue
00:51:25 # Because red is blue
00:51:30 # Doesn't make much sense
00:51:32 # But red is blue
00:51:37 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:51:40 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:51:44 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:51:47 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:51:57 [Red] How do you remember
00:51:59 [Granny] They're all right here
00:52:01 Every recipe in here
00:52:04 generation after generation. See?
00:52:08 Now, there's Sylvia Puckett
00:52:11 She found the best hot chocolate
00:52:15 And there's Emma Puckett.
00:52:17 She flew cheesecakes
00:52:20 For as long as critters
00:52:24 Pucketts have been making
00:52:27 all over the world,
00:52:28 refining them, giving them
00:52:33 So you see, Red,
00:52:37 you carry on a grand tradition.
00:52:40 lt's a big job, making sure
00:52:44 [Red chuckles]
00:52:47 Huh? What's this?
00:52:50 Oh, it says,
00:52:54 Grandma, l can read.
00:52:56 lt says,
00:52:59 A-ha! Ahh!
00:53:02 - Granny?
00:53:05 lf there are two things
00:53:08 it's lie and play extreme sports.
00:53:09 # ln your heart there's a room
00:53:15 # All the times
00:53:21 # And now red is blue
00:53:27 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:53:30 # Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh #
00:53:36 - ls it a flush that beats a full house?
00:53:36 - ls it a flush that beats a full house?
00:53:39 - lt's not my turn?
00:53:41 l built mine out of straw.
00:53:44 Am l gonna get to put the cuffs
00:53:46 Remember, Ted,
00:53:47 pieces of a puzzle make funny shapes,
00:53:51 Boy, you're just full of those,
00:53:53 We are closer to the Bandit
00:53:57 The clues to find him
00:54:00 [chief] ln this room?
00:54:03 Are you telling me
00:54:06 [Nicky] Hold on, Smokey.
00:54:08 [man over radio] Timmy, it's Tommy.
00:54:10 - [chief] Am l talking to the wall?
00:54:13 lf you don't have your walkie,
00:54:15 but if you got your walkie, let's talk.
00:54:17 [chief] Put everybody in cuffs.
00:54:20 lt's what l do,
00:54:22 Timmy, it's Tommy. Pick up.
00:54:26 What are you doing this weekend? Over.
00:54:29 [Bill] We've got this place
00:54:36 lt would seem that all of you
00:54:42 Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads
00:54:45 - The Goody Bandit.
00:54:48 The Bandit's still at large.
00:54:50 There's been a lot
00:54:53 but now all fingers point to the Bandit.
00:54:55 - Not my finger!
00:54:57 you were just out
00:55:00 cutting down the redwoods
00:55:02 Big guy like you, you could
00:55:06 from little goody-loving creatures.
00:55:08 But someone robbed me!
00:55:11 That's right, someone did.
00:55:14 Maybe a snack food competitor.
00:55:17 Right, Granny?
00:55:18 Now, hold on a pea-picking minute!
00:55:21 l may lead a double life
00:55:25 - but that's no reason to be suspicious.
00:55:27 A woman like you could have a lot
00:55:31 And that's how she makes
00:55:34 Or she could just be another victim...
00:55:38 - What?
00:55:41 The wolf did it. Talk about profiling.
00:55:43 Why should we trust someone
00:55:46 - Maybe he's not a wolf at all!
00:55:50 - Just haven't been to the barbershop.
00:55:53 - l just followed the girl here.
00:55:57 Yes, now we get to Little Red,
00:56:00 the girl with the basket on the run.
00:56:04 - Where is she, anyway?
00:56:07 [groans] The recipes are gone!
00:56:20 - Are you saying Red is the Bandit?
00:56:24 Oalm down there, Triple G.
00:56:26 The only thing your
00:56:28 is flying hummingbirds
00:56:31 lt would seem there is
00:56:34 someone who's hippity-hopped
00:56:39 [thunder crashes]
00:56:43 Yes, there's someone else.
00:56:46 The only one who was with Red
00:56:50 - Ohh!
00:56:53 ...who knew a shortcut to Granny's...
00:56:55 Oh, yeah. ln fact, l know a shortcut.
00:56:56 ...who fraternizes
00:57:00 - What's your name?
00:57:04 ...and someone who was there
00:57:06 when the schnitzel truck
00:57:08 What the schnitzel?
00:57:09 Not the bunny!
00:57:11 - l knew it. Never trust a bunny.
00:57:15 - Uh, chief.
00:57:16 No one's seen the bunny or the girl,
00:57:20 l think we need an APB out
00:57:23 l think you're right.
00:57:24 Get your boys to Red's place.
00:57:28 And bring in a police sketch artist.
00:57:31 We gotta hurry to beat it down.
00:57:34 Tommy, you can bring that evidence
00:57:37 - You heard the chief, let's move it!
00:57:41 [Bill] Keep it moving.
00:57:43 - [officer 1] Who's got my keys?
00:57:46 [sirens blare]
00:57:51 - Did you get any shots of the bunny?
00:57:54 l told you to take pictures
00:57:57 Ohh! We gotta get this to print
00:58:01 Something don't sit right
00:58:04 [yodeling in distance]
00:58:06 - [gasps] What's that?
00:58:10 [sniffs] l smell schnitzel.
00:58:12 [yodeling music plays]
00:58:15 What have they done
00:58:23 [Wolf] Why are they going up?
00:58:25 There's on old cable car station
00:58:28 We've got to follow them, boys.
00:58:32 Get down the mountain.
00:58:35 Run 'em off the road,
00:58:37 - Tell 'em they're going the wrong way.
00:58:41 You'll never catch 'em in time.
00:58:44 ls that coffee?
00:58:47 l can't believe l'm saying this,
00:58:52 We may want...
00:58:55 ...to stand back.
00:58:59 [sniffs, smacks lips]
00:59:03 [bells ring, horns toot]
00:59:06 Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:59:09 Oaffeine! Yeah, baby!
00:59:11 - Whoa!
00:59:16 [laughing]
00:59:19 [sonic boom]
00:59:20 What...
00:59:22 - ...have l done?
00:59:26 Oan l have coffee?
00:59:29 [thunder crashes]
00:59:32 [zapping, buzzing]
00:59:44 l don't like it.
00:59:47 Forget about the cops!
00:59:49 We've got everything
00:59:51 What about the old lady?
00:59:54 You just don't get it, do you,
00:59:57 l'm done dancing for the man!
01:00:00 The Muffin Man and Granny!
01:00:02 They can both take a hike!
01:00:05 l'm never gonna answer
01:00:10 A-ha-ha!
01:00:12 [cackling]
01:00:18 Ah, l just love my job!
01:00:21 You see how it works, Dolph?
01:00:23 You prioritize, you set your goals,
01:00:26 You ask yourself,
01:00:30 [Red] How about behind bars?
01:00:33 Red! Oh, hi, Red! What are you...?
01:00:36 - You've spoiled the surprise.
01:00:41 Surprise!
01:00:43 l'm walkin' out of here
01:00:45 - Really?
01:00:48 You're a bad bunny.
01:00:50 Oh, somebody's finally catching up!
01:00:54 Did you think l followed you around
01:01:03 Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby.
01:01:08 Ahh!
01:01:13 Hai-yahh!
01:01:15 ls that all you got?
01:01:18 - Ohh!
01:01:25 Oome on.
01:01:29 And ka-blam!
01:01:32 [sniffling]
01:01:35 Why don't you go home
01:01:39 Dolph, tie up the brat.
01:01:42 Vincent, get the truck. And Keith...
01:01:44 Darn it, change your name. Please.
01:01:47 That's not scary,
01:01:49 - Boris. Try that.
01:01:52 Keith. You know?
01:01:54 Oh, watch out for Keith.
01:01:58 - You're crazy!
01:02:00 But l'm top of the woods now, baby!
01:02:04 # When you're
01:02:08 # Hopping on down the bunny trail
01:02:10 # The critters all seem to look down
01:02:12 # You're fuzzy and small
01:02:15 # And goodies make the woods go round
01:02:18 # Now, l'm not a pig
01:02:20 # When you're competing
01:02:22 # So you won't be a fan of my evil plan
01:02:25 # But l'm gonna be top of the woods
01:02:28 # Now the kids will be packed
01:02:31 # Oonstruction begins in a day
01:02:33 # And all of the bears
01:02:35 # As l maniacally plot
01:02:40 [cackles]
01:02:42 [whistling tune]
01:02:46 We've really grown in the past year.
01:02:51 Now phase two is adding
01:02:54 to every goody.
01:02:56 A little something
01:02:59 lt makes my snacks a little more...
01:03:04 Happy customer!
01:03:06 Phase three gets a little messy.
01:03:09 l'm gonna need a lot of real estate
01:03:11 so l've gotta blow the competition away.
01:03:13 Oh, and that's not a metaphor.
01:03:15 We've literally got
01:03:17 Yeah, l got it.
01:03:19 And now that l have
01:03:21 l'm afraid you'll be taking
01:03:26 - [muffled screaming]
01:03:29 # You won't be disrespecting
01:03:32 # 'Oause l'm gonna be top of the woods
01:03:35 # l said l'm gonna be top of the woods
01:03:37 # Let's bring it on home!
01:03:38 # l said, l'm gonna be
01:03:42 # Top of the woods
01:03:48 # You've been hoodwinked, baby!
01:03:52 # Oh, yeah #
01:03:55 Sweet tea and cookies!
01:03:58 l know.
01:03:59 The song was catchy,
01:04:04 OK, listen.
01:04:05 l have an idea, but we need
01:04:08 The toughest one is the big fella,
01:04:12 with a fat head and a thick skull.
01:04:16 - [clears throat]
01:04:19 Like a big, swollen, overgrown...
01:04:22 He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
01:04:24 - Mm-hm.
01:04:26 [all shouting, grunting]
01:04:32 Ah.
01:04:33 [chomping]
01:04:34 [sirens blare]
01:04:39 Ohh! Ohh!
01:04:41 Whoa!
01:04:43 Whew!
01:04:44 - Who taught you how to drive?
01:04:47 - Whee-yahh!
01:04:51 - [metal crunching]
01:04:54 [sputtering]
01:04:56 What's the big idea?
01:04:58 l could've made road pizza
01:05:00 [babbling]
01:05:04 - What's he saying?
01:05:06 - [babbling]
01:05:09 ls the barn on fire?
01:05:12 The barn's on fire! The well!
01:05:15 Hold on. He seems to be
01:05:19 Pffsst!
01:05:21 You're a delivery girl.
01:05:24 Oould you take this down the mountain?
01:05:26 'Oause it absolutely, positively
01:05:30 l'm sorry. What?
01:05:32 You got something right there
01:05:37 [muffled shouting]
01:05:38 You're an actor, right?
01:05:41 This is the role of a lifetime.
01:05:44 Don't act like an evil henchman,
01:05:47 - Know what you're gonna say, right?
01:05:49 - [Red struggling]
01:05:51 - Mr. Rabbit?
01:05:54 You nim-witted Eurotrash with the...
01:05:57 l like that. See, that's scary.
01:06:00 - Boss...
01:06:04 - What's going on?
01:06:07 Paul's Bunion cream
01:06:10 Hi there. What he means to say
01:06:13 - Yes.
01:06:15 to see if your wiring's up to par.
01:06:17 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it. You're not...
01:06:22 Let's walk.
01:06:24 Let me level with you.
01:06:27 Well, l don't know
01:06:32 l was asked to join Mensa.
01:06:33 You got an evil lair in a cave,
01:06:36 but see, most masters of evil
01:06:39 are up to evil genius code.
01:06:41 Are you familiar with the code?
01:06:43 You know, l'm more of a
01:06:48 l understand.
01:06:51 l don't know. l don't...
01:06:53 Well, it's standard equipment
01:06:57 l'm not saying you're
01:06:59 but you gotta think about the future.
01:07:02 - You gonna do that yourself?
01:07:07 We should take a look
01:07:09 OK. Yeah, sure, sure.
01:07:19 Wait a minute.
01:07:20 [sniffs]
01:07:22 l smell hairspray.
01:07:25 [gasps] A-haaa!
01:07:29 Oome here, you little bunny!
01:07:33 - [Granny laughs]
01:07:38 Ooh!
01:07:39 Whoo!
01:07:41 Ha-ha!
01:07:42 Gotcha!
01:07:50 Get over here!
01:07:52 - Aahhh!
01:07:58 Hey, Puckett!
01:08:00 Little Red's gonna take a ride!
01:08:03 And there ain't...
01:08:05 ...no...
01:08:06 ...brakes!
01:08:08 [cackling]
01:08:10 Red!
01:08:23 Aah!
01:08:24 Whoo!
01:08:26 She doesn't trust you anymore, Granny!
01:08:29 Out of my way, bunny!
01:08:32 Whoo! Ha-ha!
01:08:36 Ahh!
01:08:37 Uhh!
01:08:42 - [groans]
01:08:44 [whooping]
01:08:47 Dolph!
01:08:50 Whahh!
01:08:54 Wow, that's a... that's a long way.
01:08:57 - We could take the truck.
01:08:59 Yeah, cool.
01:09:01 They go up, you go down.
01:09:04 - This squirrel ate the wrong nuts.
01:09:08 Wait a minute. l've got an idea.
01:09:12 [babbling]
01:09:18 [rewinding]
01:09:20 [babbling]
01:09:22 Ah... OK.
01:09:24 The criminal cannot be found
01:09:27 He resides at the top
01:09:29 where my companions
01:09:32 [chuckles] Aww.
01:09:33 - That's more like it.
01:09:36 He threw himself in front of a car.
01:09:39 No, that's crazy.
01:09:42 Hey, chief! lt looks like
01:09:59 Ahh!
01:10:03 Ohh! Ohh!
01:10:12 [Granny] A-ha!
01:10:13 - Granny!
01:10:20 Grab the hood!
01:10:22 [grunting]
01:10:24 [gasps]
01:10:28 Aahhh!
01:10:32 [screams]
01:10:35 [laughing] Hold tight!
01:10:57 - Whoo-hoo!
01:10:59 [Boingo] End of the line, ladies!
01:11:04 - Granny!
01:11:08 Whoo!
01:11:10 Oh, wonderful.
01:11:18 No!
01:11:20 Watch your head.
01:11:21 - Oh!
01:11:23 [Dolph] That hurts.
01:11:25 Get 'em outta here, boys.
01:11:27 [engine starts]
01:11:28 - No, no, no, no. Not prison.
01:11:32 Not prison! Not for a cute
01:11:34 Not prison! Not for a cute
01:11:36 - [applause]
01:11:39 - Not bad for a little cookie maker.
01:11:45 l guess l must have had
01:11:49 not to see how fast
01:11:54 You were really something up there.
01:11:57 l take after my granny.
01:12:00 [vehicle approaches]
01:12:03 [Kirk] Hello, everybody!
01:12:06 [crash]
01:12:09 [car alarm blaring]
01:12:10 - What happened here tonight?
01:12:13 - And the whole forest!
01:12:17 Well, it was a group effort,
01:12:20 You'll read the story in tomorrow's
01:12:25 Mr. Kirkendal will be appearing
01:12:28 - l got a call-back!
01:12:30 lf a tree falls in the forest,
01:12:33 - yours, mine and the tree's.
01:12:36 Well, a bunny gone bad
01:12:39 and you'll wake up tomorrow
01:12:42 same as always.
01:12:45 [Granny] Ooh!
01:12:46 Those are piping hot.
01:12:48 So how about that new
01:12:50 Well, it beats riding a bike,
01:12:53 # l got horns that hold the muffins
01:12:55 # And l got horns that hold the pies
01:12:57 Hey, did you hear about Kirk?
01:13:00 [yodeling]
01:13:04 - Wanna see the show with us?
01:13:07 - Now, Wolfie...
01:13:09 l'm about to crack a story
01:13:12 running a home improvement scam.
01:13:14 l got the wide-angle lenses
01:13:17 You sure this is the right place?
01:13:19 - Ah.
01:13:21 l see you all got my message.
01:13:22 - Glad you could make it.
01:13:25 Well, l was wondering if you would
01:13:28 l could use some fresh talent like you.
01:13:31 What kind of work
01:13:33 You'd be undercover,
01:13:37 ...to faraway places.
01:13:39 There's a lot of stories out there
01:13:43 l'm part of a secret organization
01:13:46 ''Happily Ever After Agency''?
01:13:48 The woods don't
01:13:51 We fight the bad guys,
01:13:53 secret-agent-style, right?
01:13:55 So, what do you think?
01:14:00 Bring it, honey.
01:14:02 l always did like happy endings.
01:14:05 [# Todd Edwards: