Hoodwinked
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[film reel whirring] |
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[man] Red Riding Hood, |
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[girl screaming] |
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But there's more to every tale |
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lt's just like they always say, |
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lf you want to know the truth, |
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Granny! |
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lt's me, Red! |
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ls everything OK? |
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Oh, yeah, sure thing. Oome on in. |
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What? |
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- Who are you? |
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Your face looks really weird, Granny. |
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l've been sick. l... |
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Your mouth doesn't move when you talk. |
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Plastic surgery. |
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Now, come on over here. |
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So, what's going on, Grandma? |
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This and that, doing a lot of quilting. |
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So you got the loot? |
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Whoa. What big hands you have. |
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Oh, all the better |
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- And what big ears you have! |
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...many criticisms! |
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Old people just have big ears, dear. |
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And Granny, what big eyes you have! |
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Are we just gonna sit around here |
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You came here for a reason. So tell |
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Ah, Granny! What bad breath you have! |
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- All right! |
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You again? What do l have to do, |
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Settle down, little girl. l'm on to you. |
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- Hai-ya! |
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You been dodging me all day, |
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Ahh! [gasping] |
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Ha! |
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You crazy wolf! |
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l'm taking Granny down, and you're next! |
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- [Red] Granny! |
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- [glass breaks] |
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[sirens blare] |
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[helicopter blades whir] |
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[siren wails, tires screech] |
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[reporters clamoring] |
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[reporter 1] Ohief Grizzly, |
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- connected with the Goody Bandit? |
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No. Don't print that, Maxine. |
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[reporter 2] ls the house |
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- Don't think so. |
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That's enough with the questions. |
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All right, back it up! |
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Oome on, you, with the feathers, |
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l just want to go home and hibernate. |
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- Bill! |
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- All right, what do we got? |
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Breaking and entering, wielding an ax |
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l get it. Any connection |
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You mean the Goody Bandit? Oould be. |
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- The cookbook lady? |
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[chief] Hmm. |
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OK, Paul Bunyan was swinging the ax, |
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- All right, get a muzzle on that guy. |
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You can explain it to the judge. |
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- Shouldn't you be in school? |
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Uh... What are you doing? |
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- Hey. We was just... |
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- Don't eat that. That's evidence. |
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[roars] |
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All right, so this looks |
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Little Miss Rosy Oakes making covert |
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Wolfie tries to eat 'em both, |
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then Orazy Flannel Pants with the ax |
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Take 'em downtown, boys. |
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lt's the woods, chief. |
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You know what l mean. |
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[male voice] Not so fast, Grizzly. |
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That's the problem with you bears, |
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- Hey, Nicky! |
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No, just stopping by |
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Say, Tommy, you lose some weight? |
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- Uh, no. |
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Nicky Flippers. What are you |
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Well, someone hibernated |
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l saw the lights, |
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Now, of course, l see l was right. |
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You're too late, Nicky. |
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- ls that right? |
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[Red] They got us all wrong, |
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Oh, l don't know, |
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- What's your name? |
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- And why do they call you that? |
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[dance music plays] |
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Go Flippers |
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- Jump! Get on! |
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Go Flippers |
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- [cheering] |
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They call me Red |
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- What about when you're not wearing it? |
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Recipes have come up missing |
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Goody shops have been |
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and the trail ends here. |
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Slow down, chief. We've got four |
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and if you get people talking long |
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- [snorts] Beans? |
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Aaah! |
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l'll tell you what happened. |
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What's with the handcuffs on a girl? |
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- How about a cage? |
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- l was being sarcastic. |
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[chief] All right, |
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[pencil sharpener whirs] |
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So, Red, why don't you explain |
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Well, like any other day. |
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l was making deliveries |
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# Ba ba ba-da-ba-da |
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# Ba ba |
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# Ba ba ba ba |
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# Ba ba ba |
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# Here's a story l hope |
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# You'll like |
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# lt's the one about the girl |
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- # l know |
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# lt's a tired old tale |
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- Hey, Red. |
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- # Or unkind |
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# But a sad song played |
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# Oh |
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# Oan someone show me a different day |
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# To take me away |
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# Take me out of the woods |
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# Great big world |
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# You know what l'm wanting for you |
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# You know what l'm wanting for you |
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# What l'm wanting for you |
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# Wanting for you |
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Ahh! |
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# Oh ## |
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Hey, Red! |
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Oh! Nice outfit. Always red with you. |
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- You must be in autumn. |
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Aren't you helping the Muffin Man today? |
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Oh, he closed up shop. |
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and now l'm out of a job. |
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Gee, Boingo, l'm really sorry. |
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Yeah, yeah, l am. |
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But it's nothing like |
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Would a carrot crumpet |
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Oh, boy, oh, boy! Thanks, Red. |
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you little rascally devil. |
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Yeah, well, the woods |
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[door closes] |
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Shut it down. |
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[# Daniel Rogers: Little Boat] |
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- Oome on, let's go. |
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[Red] With the Goody Bandit |
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recipes were becoming |
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l decided to call Granny. |
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lf anyone would know what to do, |
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l don't know what to do. |
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Your recipes are the most famous |
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What if they get swiped? |
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Maybe l should bring you |
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A trip up the mountain |
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l'm not so little anymore. |
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Please, dear, you just keep the recipes |
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- But... |
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- Kisses. |
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What you reading, Red? |
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''Far Away Places''? |
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- Are you going somewhere far away? |
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Oan't see! Danger! Turn into the skid! |
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[tires screech, crash] |
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[Duck] l'm OK. l'll walk it off. |
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You can't go away. |
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lf l had wings like you, |
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and the next one and the next one... |
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But l can't. l'm just a kid. |
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l'm just a woodpecker. |
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- [glass shatters in distance] |
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[grunting] |
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[woodpecker] ''You're next''? |
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What... what does it mean, |
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Ruined. |
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lt means someone wants our recipes. |
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Are they gonna get your recipes? |
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Not today. |
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[Nicky] So you deliberately |
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from the family vault, |
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- Help yourself. |
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you set out on a dangerous journey |
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- ...alone? |
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[# Todd Edwards: Oritters Have Feelings] |
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# Critters have feelings |
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# Well, critters have feelings |
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# Critters have feelings |
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# Well, critters have feelings too |
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# Critters have feelings |
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[Boingo] l guess running the cable car's |
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lt's a great way to see the forest |
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mean, hairy beasts out there. |
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- Beasts? |
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The wolves and the bobcats |
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and the saber-tooth tigers! |
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- Mostly wolves. |
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The forest can be a dangerous place for |
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Look at me, l'm fuzzy... |
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Well, not usually. |
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But l was thinking |
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About the Muffin Man? |
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l need to protect Granny's recipes |
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They're gonna shut down everyone |
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Aaah! Aah! Aah! |
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- No! |
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Ohh! |
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Aah! Whoa! Ohh! |
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Aaah! |
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[moans] |
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- [growling] |
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- [gasps] |
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Hello. |
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So you're the little girl |
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That was quite a bit of falling |
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- You saw that. |
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Those old cable cars on the... |
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Wow! Something smells good. |
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l'm not supposed to talk to strangers. |
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No, you shouldn't. Good call. |
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What are you doing |
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You taking the goodies |
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- Um... my granny. |
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Granny Puckett? The goody lady? |
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My goodness, |
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She's got a thing, it's like a... |
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Shortbread, |
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lt's good. Ah, it's very good. |
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You make deliveries |
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l don't think l should tell you that. |
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Oh, you don't have |
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You ask a lot of questions, mister. |
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Well, l'm a curious guy. |
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l'd rather you didn't. |
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- [growls] |
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[Wolf] Red! Red Riding Hood! |
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[Red whimpering] |
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Hand over the basket. |
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Aaah! |
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[gasping] |
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[birds humming] |
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[Wolf] Red! |
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- [screams] |
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[Wolf] You can't hold |
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l'll get you, |
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[chief] Well, that settles it. |
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- We got our Bandit. |
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l'd like to count my chickens |
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[snorts] Ohickens? |
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You've gotta admit, a wolf stopping |
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- That's pretty creepy. |
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But we don't arrest people |
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Yeah, Bruce. You know that guy |
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- The creepy one? |
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[Nicky] So you went on to Granny's? |
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l found an old trail |
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[bird shrieking] |
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[singing in distance] |
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Hello! |
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[singing in distance] |
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[singing] |
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Hello. |
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[yodel-style singing] |
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l'm looking for Granny Puckett's house. |
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# Granny Puckett |
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- Oould you stop singing for one moment? |
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# But a mountain witch done |
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# And now l gotta sing |
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- Everything? |
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You just talked! Just now! |
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Did l? |
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# Did l? |
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# Did l, did l, did l |
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- Granny? |
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lt's Red. l'm on my way |
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Oh, my dearie, l'm not prepared. |
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l need to put down fresh doilies! Aah! |
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- Granny! Granny, what's wrong? |
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Bonsai! |
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Oh, no. |
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Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble. |
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l've gotta find a way |
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# Well, you came to the right goat |
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Oh, good. More singing. |
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# Thirty-seven years ago |
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Yeah. l know. |
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# A spell where when l'm talking |
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# But when you're always singing |
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# That's why l made |
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That's great... |
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# When you're on the mountain |
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# That's why this here |
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# Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do |
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These tunnels, l need one |
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[yodel-style singing] |
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Ohh. |
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# But l got horns that open bottles |
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# l got horns that |
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# They help me watch TV |
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# l got horns that open pickle jars |
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# l got horns that hang my other horns |
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# l always come prepared |
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- Oan you help me find...? |
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# This lesson must be shared |
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# To be prepared |
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# To be prepared, to be prepared |
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# And unless you've got a spare |
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# You've got one life |
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- Aaah! |
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Keep your hands and feet |
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[yodel-style singing] |
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[screaming] |
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[Red laughing] |
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Whoo-wee! |
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[rumbling] |
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# An avalanche is coming |
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# lt's rumbling like a mountain lion |
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# And if not for the witch's spell |
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# But since l'm only singing |
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[yodeling] |
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Aaah! Aaah! |
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Aaah! |
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[screaming] |
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[Granny] Red! |
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Granny? |
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Use the hood, Red! |
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Use the hood! |
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[helicopter blades whir] |
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What? |
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[yodeling] |
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# l was prepared! |
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Granny! lt's me, Red. ls everything OK? |
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Oh, yeah, sure thing. |
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So this wolf, he was dressed |
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- Yes. |
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- And you bought that? |
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Whoa. What big hands you have. |
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And what big ears you have. |
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What bad breath you have! |
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Are we just gonna sit around here |
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Then the fellow with the ax burst in? |
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- Aaah! |
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No, no, not yet. |
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First l was attacked |
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Hai-ya! You crazy wolf! |
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[Red] My granny jumped |
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- Aaah! |
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And then the axman cometh? |
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You got it. |
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Only he was screaming. |
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Arghh? |
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Like a maniac. |
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- [yelling] |
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- Wow. |
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- So that was it? |
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The guy's pawprints |
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Hold the phone, fuzzy-wuzzy. |
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- Don't l get a drink? |
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So, Mr. Wolf, may l call you ''Wolf''? |
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You can call me Sheila. |
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Quit playing around, Wolf! |
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You're looking at three-to-five |
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So start singing! |
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- Your face looks familiar. |
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What do you for a living, Mr. Wolf? |
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l'm a shepherd. Hey! |
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You might as well confess. |
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Oould you keep her |
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l remember you. |
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Three years ago on the Stiltskin case. |
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You were snooping around |
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l was close too. |
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l was gonna go with ''Greg.'' |
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Wait a minute, Flippers! |
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Worse. He's a reporter. |
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- A what? |
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[bicycle bell rings] |
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[Wolf] l'm an investigativejournalist. |
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You've probably read my column |
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[typewriter typing, dings] |
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l spent the last six months undercover |
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investigating |
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As more recipes go missing, |
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- [all] Huh? |
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And l'm talking hot coffee, hot coffee, |
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all over my neck. Very, very painful. |
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People think a health board examiner |
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but l will tell you, my furry friend, |
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That's why Kenny told me |
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- Who? |
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- You mean Earl? |
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He said, uh, ''Kenny, come down here,'' |
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l'm surprised your dessert counter |
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with all the thievery going around. |
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- What did you say your name was? |
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Well, Kenny, l'm gonna |
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But l'm gonna need the names |
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- You'll have to talk to Earl. |
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Well, that's Earl right now. |
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You keep that thing groomed. |
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No desserts. Waste of time. |
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[bike bell rings] |
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[Wolf] The little delivery girl |
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Always on the go. |
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More goodies pass through her hands |
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She seemed happy... |
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...a little too happy, perhaps. |
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Oh! Oreepy. |
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l was starting to have my suspicions. |
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Question: |
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Where do they come from? |
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And why the hood? |
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Aaah! |
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- Twitchy, you scared me. |
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- Oalm down. |
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l was watching the girl |
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- Yeah. Did you see where she went? |
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guy with the beard, now she's |
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l'm way ahead of you. |
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- You got the camera? |
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- Oolor or black and white? |
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- l brought a flash! |
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- lt's covert. No flash. |
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Nobody sees, nobody knows. |
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You ever thought |
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l don't drink coffee! |
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Hmm... |
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Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon. |
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[Wolf] l decided to get the word on the |
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- How's it going, Woolworth? |
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The shepherd comes by and sees me |
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Yeah? There's a bigger crook |
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- What ya hear about the Goody Bandit? |
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- Hiya, Twitchy. |
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- The little girl in the red hood. |
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Little Red? Processing... |
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Yeah, yeah, it's coming back to me now. |
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Brat put in an invisible fence. |
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Focus! The girl in the hood. |
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You get around the mountain. |
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How should l know? |
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Family business. Ain't you |
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- Puckett? |
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The Granny Puckett? |
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Ha-ha. Hilarious. Oome up |
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- You're looking pretty tasty. |
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All l know is that the old lady |
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- Not a lot of visitors. |
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She's been known to take |
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Oable car? |
00:24:22 |
Those sheep made me hungry. |
00:24:25 |
Sounds good. Sounds good. |
00:24:27 |
[over receiver] Baa. |
00:24:30 |
[frog croaking] |
00:24:31 |
[Spanish music] |
00:24:33 |
[male 1] l don't know what to do. |
00:24:36 |
- Am l supposed to play it cool? |
00:24:39 |
Seeing other people. |
00:24:42 |
[male 1] Shh. Up there. |
00:24:44 |
Do you mind? |
00:24:46 |
Ooh. Sorry. |
00:24:48 |
[static, radio signals] |
00:24:51 |
[Boingo] Hey, you deliver up this far? |
00:24:54 |
[static] |
00:24:56 |
[Red] The Muffin Man... |
00:24:59 |
...an evil plan. |
00:25:01 |
...shut down everyone in the forest... |
00:25:04 |
l knew it. |
00:25:05 |
She's working for the old lady. Twitchy. |
00:25:09 |
[chattering] |
00:25:10 |
[Red] Aaah! |
00:25:13 |
- [camera shutter clicking] |
00:25:16 |
[Red] Aaah! |
00:25:18 |
Ooh! Uhh! |
00:25:19 |
Uhh! Ooh! Ugh! |
00:25:23 |
Ouch! |
00:25:25 |
[sputtering] |
00:25:28 |
[gasps] |
00:25:32 |
- [growling] |
00:25:34 |
[growling] |
00:25:40 |
Ahh! |
00:25:41 |
Ohh! |
00:25:43 |
- [gasps] |
00:25:45 |
Hello. |
00:25:47 |
So you're the little girl |
00:25:49 |
That's quite a bit of falling |
00:25:51 |
[coughing] |
00:25:53 |
[Wolf] Gravity's working. |
00:25:54 |
What are you doing |
00:25:56 |
You taking goodies |
00:26:00 |
[Red] Um... Granny. |
00:26:03 |
[Wolf] You don't have anything else |
00:26:06 |
- You ask a lot of questions, mister. |
00:26:09 |
- Let me have a look. |
00:26:12 |
- [yelling] |
00:26:14 |
l mean, ''please.'' Oome back here! |
00:26:17 |
- What are you doing? |
00:26:20 |
Oome on! We're gonna lose her! |
00:26:24 |
We'll never catch her. |
00:26:26 |
Taxi! |
00:26:28 |
[door slams] |
00:26:30 |
[music plays on radio] |
00:26:33 |
Whoa! That was her. |
00:26:36 |
[tires screech] |
00:26:40 |
Suspect is approaching on foot, |
00:26:43 |
l'm about to catch her red-handed. |
00:26:46 |
- [gasps] |
00:26:49 |
- Aaah! |
00:26:53 |
So you really took a beating... |
00:26:56 |
- ...from a little girl? |
00:27:00 |
- Hai-yah! |
00:27:04 |
Get back here, you little brat! |
00:27:08 |
[panting] |
00:27:10 |
# One, two, buckle to you |
00:27:13 |
# Don't you run away |
00:27:15 |
# A-B-C, l can read |
00:27:17 |
# Son, you're the 1-2-3-4 |
00:27:20 |
# Open up, gotta run away ## |
00:27:23 |
OK. Not cool. Ahhh! |
00:27:30 |
You can't hold |
00:27:33 |
l'll get you, |
00:27:38 |
Well, that's fishy. |
00:27:40 |
What? They're evil. l'll prove it! |
00:27:45 |
[panting] |
00:27:48 |
[coughing] |
00:27:51 |
- So can we eat? |
00:27:54 |
Maybe a side of unemployment? |
00:27:57 |
- What do we do? |
00:27:59 |
We gotta get to Granny's before the kid. |
00:28:01 |
- [Boingo] ls it a surprise? |
00:28:04 |
You're going over to Granny's house |
00:28:08 |
or what is it? ls there a shindig? |
00:28:11 |
- Watch me pull myself out of a hat! |
00:28:14 |
Big surprise party. |
00:28:17 |
Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
00:28:19 |
You hear that? He knows a shortcut. |
00:28:21 |
Over the woods and through the river... |
00:28:23 |
No, you don't want to go |
00:28:26 |
You see, Twitchy, you get lemons, |
00:28:31 |
And then that lemonade goes bitter |
00:28:35 |
Never trust a bunny |
00:28:38 |
Sure thing, boss. Never trust a bunny! |
00:28:39 |
The bright side is, |
00:28:42 |
Ohh! |
00:28:44 |
Why couldn't l write movie reviews? |
00:28:47 |
We are in a pickle, and l blame myself. |
00:28:50 |
That bunny was worthless, not to mention |
00:28:54 |
- which is hard to read. |
00:28:56 |
Hey, now, that's what they said |
00:28:59 |
[growling] |
00:29:01 |
Wha... what was that? Who's that? |
00:29:03 |
Aaah! |
00:29:07 |
[both screaming] |
00:29:08 |
Uhh! |
00:29:10 |
Hey, look where we are. More cave. |
00:29:13 |
- Hey, whazzi-lookie! |
00:29:15 |
you will learn to speak. |
00:29:18 |
But l was just... Ahh! |
00:29:26 |
Follow me. |
00:29:34 |
Hmm... |
00:29:35 |
- Huh? |
00:29:38 |
# Train |
00:29:40 |
# Train |
00:29:41 |
# Living like a bandit # |
00:29:47 |
Now, this is a shortcut. |
00:29:51 |
Whazzat? Sounds like an avalanche! |
00:29:53 |
Well, Twitchy, that's natural. |
00:29:55 |
lt's just Old Man Mountain |
00:30:02 |
Hey, lookie! |
00:30:04 |
Box of candles? Light 'em up! |
00:30:07 |
Wow, that's nice and bright. |
00:30:10 |
- Deen-a-meet-tay. Must be ltalian. |
00:30:14 |
- But l... |
00:30:17 |
Got it. |
00:30:18 |
Ahhh! |
00:30:25 |
[screaming] |
00:30:34 |
[whistling in distance] |
00:30:36 |
[Red] Aaahhh! |
00:30:40 |
- Did you hear something? |
00:30:41 |
Hm. Oome on, let's get to Granny's. |
00:30:44 |
Hello! Paper boy. |
00:30:48 |
Publisher's, uh... |
00:30:52 |
Oandygram. |
00:30:55 |
What do we do, boss? |
00:30:58 |
Ohh! |
00:31:01 |
[Wolf] Lucky for me, Granny keeps |
00:31:05 |
Disguise was the only way |
00:31:07 |
in the act of smuggling. |
00:31:09 |
[high-pitched voice] |
00:31:12 |
[clears throat] |
00:31:13 |
Hug your granny, little pudding pop. |
00:31:16 |
Aww! |
00:31:18 |
Boy, that's hot. OK, change of plans. |
00:31:20 |
- You can be Granny. |
00:31:22 |
She's coming! |
00:31:23 |
- Wa-dee-dee! |
00:31:25 |
[Red] Granny! lt's me, Red. |
00:31:27 |
- ls everything OK? |
00:31:30 |
[chief] Pretty thin, Wolf. |
00:31:32 |
You said the old lady |
00:31:34 |
- How did that happen? |
00:31:37 |
maybe to make herself look innocent. |
00:31:39 |
l just write the news, chief, |
00:31:41 |
For a reporter, you have |
00:31:44 |
What can l say? |
00:31:50 |
- Got a way to back this up? |
00:31:54 |
That so? Let's have a look. |
00:31:56 |
These are good. |
00:31:58 |
- Here's a nice one of you, Wolf. |
00:32:01 |
l wanna do a gallery show. |
00:32:03 |
l don't drink coffee. |
00:32:05 |
Photos don't lie, chief. |
00:32:07 |
- Good work, Twitchy. |
00:32:09 |
Now, l want to know more |
00:32:12 |
How does he fit into all of this? |
00:32:14 |
Maybe you should |
00:32:18 |
You see? ''Ax'' him? He was saying... |
00:32:22 |
l'll bring him in. |
00:32:24 |
Ohh! |
00:32:28 |
[German accent] Hmm. Hello. |
00:32:31 |
My, my. You're a big fellow, aren't you? |
00:32:34 |
- Shop at the Big and Tall store? |
00:32:38 |
l would not hurt a butterfly. |
00:32:40 |
Then what's this? A letter opener? |
00:32:42 |
That's a funny accent |
00:32:45 |
l can do the cowboy accent. |
00:32:49 |
lndeed you can. |
00:32:51 |
Say, before you ride off |
00:32:53 |
you think you could |
00:32:56 |
l will do my best. |
00:32:57 |
How about explaining what |
00:33:00 |
Oh! l am working |
00:33:03 |
Your what-what? |
00:33:05 |
Paul's Bunion Oream |
00:33:08 |
to make the bunions |
00:33:10 |
- This guy's a loon. |
00:33:15 |
Your call-back. |
00:33:18 |
Yes! For the bunion cream. |
00:33:20 |
l must find my wood-cutting self |
00:33:24 |
- The what? |
00:33:26 |
- He's an actor. |
00:33:36 |
Arghh! |
00:33:38 |
Paul's Bunion Oream |
00:33:41 |
[male] No, hold it! Hold it! |
00:33:43 |
- Stop. ''Arghh''? |
00:33:46 |
What are you, some kind |
00:33:49 |
l just got the script, |
00:33:52 |
- You're not getting it. |
00:33:54 |
- My name Kirk. |
00:33:57 |
What makes you feel proud |
00:34:00 |
What puts a fire |
00:34:04 |
- Oh! My dream! |
00:34:07 |
To travel the world |
00:34:08 |
with the greatest singing group |
00:34:12 |
...the Happy Yodelers! |
00:34:13 |
# To yodel for the people |
00:34:16 |
# To hear the applause |
00:34:19 |
# My dream # |
00:34:22 |
- [crashing] |
00:34:26 |
Listen. We'll look at your tape |
00:34:29 |
Thanks for coming in. |
00:34:32 |
[bell rings] |
00:34:35 |
[Kirk] That was |
00:34:39 |
- [Red singing] |
00:34:42 |
l drive a schnitzel truck. |
00:34:45 |
lt's not such a bad job. |
00:34:46 |
After all, l bring much joy |
00:34:51 |
# Schnitzel! |
00:34:53 |
Mommy, Mommy! |
00:34:55 |
Ooh, the schnitzel man! |
00:34:57 |
[yodeling] |
00:34:58 |
[woman] # Schnitzel, the favorite treat |
00:35:02 |
# Schnitzel man can serve them quick |
00:35:05 |
# lt's a schnitzel on a stick |
00:35:07 |
# No more spoons |
00:35:09 |
[woman] # Says |
00:35:12 |
# Make sure you keep an extra one |
00:35:14 |
# For later in your lederhosen |
00:35:16 |
- [yodeling] |
00:35:23 |
- [Kirk] Schnitzel! |
00:35:29 |
- [woman] # Schnitz... |
00:35:32 |
What the schnitzel? |
00:35:34 |
My schnitzel truck, |
00:35:38 |
They stole everything! |
00:35:39 |
[all groaning] |
00:35:41 |
[Boingo] Oh, that's too bad. |
00:35:42 |
lt's not easy being in the |
00:35:46 |
l'm getting schnitzeled |
00:35:48 |
l cannot even sell the bunion cream. |
00:35:50 |
- Now l'm gonna lose my job! |
00:35:53 |
Maybe someday somebody |
00:35:56 |
and we can all work |
00:35:59 |
- Oh, yeah... What? |
00:36:01 |
Uhh... |
00:36:03 |
- Hello? |
00:36:05 |
We got the client here, |
00:36:07 |
and we think we might have a real |
00:36:11 |
- So we want you to come back in. |
00:36:15 |
lt's a call-back. |
00:36:16 |
[Kirk] l had always heard |
00:36:20 |
but l had never gotten onel |
00:36:21 |
A call-back? |
00:36:24 |
Ahh! What do l do? |
00:36:26 |
You come back tomorrow, |
00:36:28 |
only this time you do it good. |
00:36:31 |
- l will. l can do it! |
00:36:33 |
Now, l want you |
00:36:36 |
and l want you to find that |
00:36:39 |
You find your inner woodsman, Ourtis. |
00:36:41 |
Don't act like a woodsman, |
00:36:45 |
Yes, l can! |
00:36:46 |
Find an ax, start swinging, OK? |
00:36:49 |
l've gotta be in a circle wipe |
00:36:52 |
l have to go |
00:36:56 |
...in me! |
00:36:57 |
OK. Well, tell him l said hello. |
00:37:01 |
[grunting] |
00:37:04 |
[growling] |
00:37:07 |
Ay! Ay-ay-ay-ay! |
00:37:10 |
Ooh! |
00:37:11 |
Ha-ha! |
00:37:13 |
Goodbye! |
00:37:14 |
Hup, hup! |
00:37:16 |
- [car alarm sounding] |
00:37:19 |
- [birds chirping] |
00:37:22 |
Run! |
00:37:25 |
[Kirk] l had done itl |
00:37:27 |
l had found |
00:37:36 |
[gasps] |
00:37:39 |
Yes. |
00:37:44 |
Paul's... Bunion... |
00:37:46 |
...Oream... |
00:37:48 |
...has the soothing formula... |
00:37:52 |
...to make your bunions... |
00:37:54 |
...head for the hills! [laughs] |
00:37:58 |
Right! |
00:38:03 |
...bunion... |
00:38:06 |
...cream... |
00:38:08 |
...has the soothing... |
00:38:11 |
...formula... |
00:38:12 |
[screaming in distance] |
00:38:16 |
Hello? |
00:38:17 |
[cracking] |
00:38:21 |
Ohh... |
00:38:24 |
Oh, schnitzel! |
00:38:28 |
Aah! Aah! |
00:38:29 |
Ohh! Ohh! |
00:38:37 |
Aahhh! |
00:38:40 |
l'm taking Granny down, |
00:38:42 |
Aahhh! |
00:38:47 |
[all screaming] |
00:38:54 |
[silence] |
00:38:55 |
So you didn'tjump through |
00:38:59 |
- Yes. |
00:39:01 |
Yes. |
00:39:02 |
Because you were pretending |
00:39:05 |
- That's right! |
00:39:07 |
l got the call-back! |
00:39:08 |
And good for you. |
00:39:11 |
Well, l think it's safe to say |
00:39:13 |
knows the least about anything |
00:39:16 |
Exactly! What does that mean? |
00:39:18 |
That it all points to Granny. |
00:39:25 |
[Nicky] What about it, Granny? |
00:39:26 |
Maybe you're not the sweet goody-maker |
00:39:30 |
Are you stealing recipes |
00:39:34 |
Oh, no, Mr. Flippers. |
00:39:35 |
The only crime l've ever committed |
00:39:37 |
is making my goodies |
00:39:43 |
My granny doesn't keep secrets. |
00:39:45 |
And even if she did, |
00:39:49 |
We tell each other everything. |
00:39:52 |
Sure, dear. Mostly. |
00:39:56 |
- Mostly? |
00:39:59 |
My family worries too much. |
00:40:03 |
- Find out what? |
00:40:07 |
- [door opens] |
00:40:13 |
Oheck this out! |
00:40:15 |
[all gasp] |
00:40:17 |
When did they make that a sport? |
00:40:20 |
l noticed you have three G's |
00:40:26 |
That's appropriate, since there |
00:40:32 |
lt's true. |
00:40:34 |
l'm not like other grannies. |
00:40:36 |
l never did like the quilting bees |
00:40:42 |
l'd rather live life to the extreme. |
00:40:46 |
[# Oory Edwards: The Real G] |
00:40:48 |
# Here come the real G |
00:40:52 |
# She don't need bling-bling |
00:40:55 |
# From all the fame |
00:40:57 |
# Neck and neck |
00:40:59 |
# She's like a special effect |
00:41:02 |
# You think you see Aunt B |
00:41:04 |
# Underneath the beehive |
00:41:06 |
# l count to three before you see |
00:41:09 |
# With the money for nothing |
00:41:12 |
# Seventy-five, alive |
00:41:15 |
# Still making half pipe |
00:41:17 |
# ln the woodie with the goodies |
00:41:20 |
# More power to the granny |
00:41:25 |
A trip up the mountain |
00:41:29 |
l'm not so little anymore. |
00:41:30 |
Please, dear, you just keep the recipes |
00:41:35 |
- But... |
00:41:37 |
Kisses. |
00:41:39 |
Time to shred some powder! |
00:41:39 |
Time to shred some powder! |
00:41:43 |
[Granny] l didn't have time |
00:41:47 |
l was on my way to the big |
00:41:52 |
l've been training |
00:41:55 |
[man over PA] Nothing but solid snow, |
00:41:58 |
and the top maniacs are here |
00:42:03 |
# Buck teeth |
00:42:06 |
# l'm a tree critter |
00:42:10 |
# Sticks and stones |
00:42:13 |
# l'm a tree critter |
00:42:14 |
- Triple G, what's up, baby? |
00:42:18 |
What up, my homeys? |
00:42:21 |
So, what's the dizzo, grizzo? |
00:42:24 |
- Fo' shizzle! |
00:42:28 |
G, you checking the hardcore |
00:42:30 |
Those guys put the Saber-Tooth Brothers |
00:42:34 |
On the real, it's gonna be |
00:42:37 |
You let me worry |
00:42:39 |
Oh, l almost forgot. |
00:42:43 |
- Yo! |
00:42:44 |
Yeah, snicker-doodles! |
00:42:47 |
Snickadeedoo! |
00:42:49 |
# You can take the critter |
00:42:52 |
# But you can't take the tree |
00:42:56 |
# Now this critter's gotta run |
00:42:59 |
Well, what's your name? |
00:43:02 |
Just put, ''To my biggest |
00:43:06 |
And then, like, put some X's and O's |
00:43:10 |
[man] All contestants |
00:43:22 |
[chuckles] |
00:43:26 |
[growling] |
00:43:29 |
- Oh, yeah. |
00:43:33 |
[Austrian accent] Be careful, |
00:43:36 |
Old ladies get hurt on these slopes. |
00:43:38 |
Bring it, honey. |
00:43:40 |
[Klaxon blares] |
00:43:44 |
Aahhh! |
00:43:46 |
Yo, Granny! |
00:43:49 |
l know you did notjust |
00:43:52 |
- You're little! You're small! |
00:43:56 |
Whoa-oh-oh-oh! |
00:43:58 |
- Yeah. [laughs] |
00:44:01 |
- Whoa! Look out! |
00:44:05 |
You wanna play now? Get some of this! |
00:44:09 |
Whoa! Whoa! |
00:44:14 |
Whoa! Woo-hoo! |
00:44:18 |
[Granny] That must have been right about |
00:44:22 |
l always forward my phone |
00:44:25 |
- [Red] Granny? |
00:44:28 |
- Take that, from Mr. Big Muscleman! |
00:44:32 |
Ha-ha! |
00:44:35 |
[gasps] Gotta go, munchkin! Bonsai! |
00:44:58 |
- Uhh! |
00:45:07 |
Ya! |
00:45:16 |
Ohh! Aww! |
00:45:21 |
Oh, you're not so bad! |
00:45:24 |
[Granny screaming] |
00:45:30 |
- Who do you work for? |
00:45:34 |
- Young man, you tell me this instant! |
00:45:38 |
We were hired by the Bandit! |
00:45:40 |
Who is the Bandit? |
00:45:42 |
- Ha! |
00:45:48 |
Granny is finished. |
00:45:49 |
Now we go after |
00:45:54 |
[gasps] Red! |
00:45:59 |
Ooh! Ooh! Oohhh! |
00:46:09 |
'Afternoon. |
00:46:16 |
[panting] |
00:46:28 |
Oh, applesauce. |
00:46:31 |
[# Todd Edwards: Eva Deanna] |
00:46:34 |
# Eva Deanna |
00:46:37 |
# She fell from heaven |
00:46:40 |
# Put her in pajamas |
00:46:43 |
# The way they sound |
00:46:44 |
# She likes to stomp around |
00:46:46 |
# She buckles on her shoes |
00:46:48 |
# Singing the wheels on the bus |
00:46:50 |
# l hold her ankles up |
00:46:53 |
# An avalanche is coming |
00:46:57 |
lt's just Old Man Mountain |
00:47:00 |
[Granny] Woo-ha-ha! |
00:47:02 |
[all] Ahh! |
00:47:03 |
# You can't rearrange her |
00:47:05 |
# She's no stranger to danger |
00:47:07 |
# Whoa, oh, oh, oh |
00:47:10 |
# With golden locks on her head # |
00:47:12 |
l wish l had a video camera! Whoo! |
00:47:16 |
[# Todd Edwards: Glow] |
00:47:23 |
# Rolling on the edge |
00:47:28 |
# Of the afternoon |
00:47:32 |
# The glow of the sun |
00:47:34 |
# Tells you that your day is not done |
00:47:38 |
# Pay the clock hand no mind |
00:47:41 |
# l can't rewind |
00:47:43 |
# But time is a friend of mine |
00:47:47 |
[gasps] Red! |
00:47:50 |
[gasps] |
00:47:53 |
Granny? |
00:47:54 |
Use the hood, Red! |
00:47:57 |
Use the hood! |
00:48:05 |
Ah, that's my girl. |
00:48:08 |
# Ba-ba, da-dum-ba-ba-ba-ba |
00:48:11 |
# Ba-ba, da-dum-ba-ba-ba-ba |
00:48:13 |
# And it's all right |
00:48:16 |
l guess it's just one of those days. |
00:48:19 |
# Rollin'in the afternoon # |
00:48:25 |
[grunting] |
00:48:28 |
Whoa... whoa, whoa! Hey! Hey! |
00:48:36 |
[Twitchy] What do we do, boss? |
00:48:39 |
[Wolf in high-pitched voice] |
00:48:42 |
[normal voice] Boy, that's hot. |
00:48:45 |
- You can be Granny. |
00:48:47 |
[Twitchy] She's coming! |
00:48:48 |
Wee-dee-dee. |
00:48:51 |
[laughing] Hi. |
00:48:55 |
[Red] Granny! lt's me, Red. |
00:48:59 |
[Wolf as Granny] |
00:49:01 |
[Granny] Eventually l was able to use |
00:49:05 |
Ow! That hurts! |
00:49:06 |
[Wolf] l'm taking Granny down, |
00:49:09 |
[Granny] l could've handled |
00:49:11 |
But then the craziest thing happened. |
00:49:14 |
[glass breaks, all screaming] |
00:49:18 |
[all continue screaming] |
00:49:31 |
Honey, don't look |
00:49:34 |
l'm sorry, l thought you were Triple G. |
00:49:38 |
Or are you the Bandit? |
00:49:41 |
Awkward! |
00:49:44 |
- You're being ridiculous, Red. |
00:49:46 |
You're off living... la vida loca, |
00:49:49 |
risking your life for some dumb thrills, |
00:49:51 |
and l'm supposed to stay home |
00:49:55 |
- l have a... |
00:49:57 |
- Yeah. |
00:50:00 |
You think Granny would mind |
00:50:03 |
- Excuse us. |
00:50:05 |
- Excuse us. |
00:50:07 |
Open your eyes. |
00:50:08 |
l've never even been outside the forest. |
00:50:11 |
Don't you think l want more than that? |
00:50:15 |
Of course you do. You're a Puckett. |
00:50:20 |
[sighs] |
00:50:21 |
l don't know what that means anymore. |
00:50:38 |
[crowd chattering] |
00:50:45 |
- Hey, look! lt's Little Red! |
00:50:48 |
- She's not wearing the red hood. |
00:50:50 |
- Excuse me! |
00:50:52 |
[clamoring] |
00:50:54 |
[# Ben Folds: Red ls Blue] |
00:50:57 |
# Everything is changing |
00:51:00 |
# You're looking for the cure |
00:51:03 |
# And you feel like |
00:51:07 |
# ln the world |
00:51:12 |
# Trouble in your head, now |
00:51:15 |
# You don't know what to do |
00:51:18 |
# Seems like up is down and red |
00:51:22 |
# ls blue |
00:51:25 |
# Because red is blue |
00:51:30 |
# Doesn't make much sense |
00:51:32 |
# But red is blue |
00:51:37 |
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh |
00:51:40 |
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh |
00:51:44 |
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh |
00:51:47 |
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh |
00:51:57 |
[Red] How do you remember |
00:51:59 |
[Granny] They're all right here |
00:52:01 |
Every recipe in here |
00:52:04 |
generation after generation. See? |
00:52:08 |
Now, there's Sylvia Puckett |
00:52:11 |
She found the best hot chocolate |
00:52:15 |
And there's Emma Puckett. |
00:52:17 |
She flew cheesecakes |
00:52:20 |
For as long as critters |
00:52:24 |
Pucketts have been making |
00:52:27 |
all over the world, |
00:52:28 |
refining them, giving them |
00:52:33 |
So you see, Red, |
00:52:37 |
you carry on a grand tradition. |
00:52:40 |
lt's a big job, making sure |
00:52:44 |
[Red chuckles] |
00:52:47 |
Huh? What's this? |
00:52:50 |
Oh, it says, |
00:52:54 |
Grandma, l can read. |
00:52:56 |
lt says, |
00:52:59 |
A-ha! Ahh! |
00:53:02 |
- Granny? |
00:53:05 |
lf there are two things |
00:53:08 |
it's lie and play extreme sports. |
00:53:09 |
# ln your heart there's a room |
00:53:15 |
# All the times |
00:53:21 |
# And now red is blue |
00:53:27 |
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh |
00:53:30 |
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh # |
00:53:36 |
- ls it a flush that beats a full house? |
00:53:36 |
- ls it a flush that beats a full house? |
00:53:39 |
- lt's not my turn? |
00:53:41 |
l built mine out of straw. |
00:53:44 |
Am l gonna get to put the cuffs |
00:53:46 |
Remember, Ted, |
00:53:47 |
pieces of a puzzle make funny shapes, |
00:53:51 |
Boy, you're just full of those, |
00:53:53 |
We are closer to the Bandit |
00:53:57 |
The clues to find him |
00:54:00 |
[chief] ln this room? |
00:54:03 |
Are you telling me |
00:54:06 |
[Nicky] Hold on, Smokey. |
00:54:08 |
[man over radio] Timmy, it's Tommy. |
00:54:10 |
- [chief] Am l talking to the wall? |
00:54:13 |
lf you don't have your walkie, |
00:54:15 |
but if you got your walkie, let's talk. |
00:54:17 |
[chief] Put everybody in cuffs. |
00:54:20 |
lt's what l do, |
00:54:22 |
Timmy, it's Tommy. Pick up. |
00:54:26 |
What are you doing this weekend? Over. |
00:54:29 |
[Bill] We've got this place |
00:54:36 |
lt would seem that all of you |
00:54:42 |
Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads |
00:54:45 |
- The Goody Bandit. |
00:54:48 |
The Bandit's still at large. |
00:54:50 |
There's been a lot |
00:54:53 |
but now all fingers point to the Bandit. |
00:54:55 |
- Not my finger! |
00:54:57 |
you were just out |
00:55:00 |
cutting down the redwoods |
00:55:02 |
Big guy like you, you could |
00:55:06 |
from little goody-loving creatures. |
00:55:08 |
But someone robbed me! |
00:55:11 |
That's right, someone did. |
00:55:14 |
Maybe a snack food competitor. |
00:55:17 |
Right, Granny? |
00:55:18 |
Now, hold on a pea-picking minute! |
00:55:21 |
l may lead a double life |
00:55:25 |
- but that's no reason to be suspicious. |
00:55:27 |
A woman like you could have a lot |
00:55:31 |
And that's how she makes |
00:55:34 |
Or she could just be another victim... |
00:55:38 |
- What? |
00:55:41 |
The wolf did it. Talk about profiling. |
00:55:43 |
Why should we trust someone |
00:55:46 |
- Maybe he's not a wolf at all! |
00:55:50 |
- Just haven't been to the barbershop. |
00:55:53 |
- l just followed the girl here. |
00:55:57 |
Yes, now we get to Little Red, |
00:56:00 |
the girl with the basket on the run. |
00:56:04 |
- Where is she, anyway? |
00:56:07 |
[groans] The recipes are gone! |
00:56:20 |
- Are you saying Red is the Bandit? |
00:56:24 |
Oalm down there, Triple G. |
00:56:26 |
The only thing your |
00:56:28 |
is flying hummingbirds |
00:56:31 |
lt would seem there is |
00:56:34 |
someone who's hippity-hopped |
00:56:39 |
[thunder crashes] |
00:56:43 |
Yes, there's someone else. |
00:56:46 |
The only one who was with Red |
00:56:50 |
- Ohh! |
00:56:53 |
...who knew a shortcut to Granny's... |
00:56:55 |
Oh, yeah. ln fact, l know a shortcut. |
00:56:56 |
...who fraternizes |
00:57:00 |
- What's your name? |
00:57:04 |
...and someone who was there |
00:57:06 |
when the schnitzel truck |
00:57:08 |
What the schnitzel? |
00:57:09 |
Not the bunny! |
00:57:11 |
- l knew it. Never trust a bunny. |
00:57:15 |
- Uh, chief. |
00:57:16 |
No one's seen the bunny or the girl, |
00:57:20 |
l think we need an APB out |
00:57:23 |
l think you're right. |
00:57:24 |
Get your boys to Red's place. |
00:57:28 |
And bring in a police sketch artist. |
00:57:31 |
We gotta hurry to beat it down. |
00:57:34 |
Tommy, you can bring that evidence |
00:57:37 |
- You heard the chief, let's move it! |
00:57:41 |
[Bill] Keep it moving. |
00:57:43 |
- [officer 1] Who's got my keys? |
00:57:46 |
[sirens blare] |
00:57:51 |
- Did you get any shots of the bunny? |
00:57:54 |
l told you to take pictures |
00:57:57 |
Ohh! We gotta get this to print |
00:58:01 |
Something don't sit right |
00:58:04 |
[yodeling in distance] |
00:58:06 |
- [gasps] What's that? |
00:58:10 |
[sniffs] l smell schnitzel. |
00:58:12 |
[yodeling music plays] |
00:58:15 |
What have they done |
00:58:23 |
[Wolf] Why are they going up? |
00:58:25 |
There's on old cable car station |
00:58:28 |
We've got to follow them, boys. |
00:58:32 |
Get down the mountain. |
00:58:35 |
Run 'em off the road, |
00:58:37 |
- Tell 'em they're going the wrong way. |
00:58:41 |
You'll never catch 'em in time. |
00:58:44 |
ls that coffee? |
00:58:47 |
l can't believe l'm saying this, |
00:58:52 |
We may want... |
00:58:55 |
...to stand back. |
00:58:59 |
[sniffs, smacks lips] |
00:59:03 |
[bells ring, horns toot] |
00:59:06 |
Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! |
00:59:09 |
Oaffeine! Yeah, baby! |
00:59:11 |
- Whoa! |
00:59:16 |
[laughing] |
00:59:19 |
[sonic boom] |
00:59:20 |
What... |
00:59:22 |
- ...have l done? |
00:59:26 |
Oan l have coffee? |
00:59:29 |
[thunder crashes] |
00:59:32 |
[zapping, buzzing] |
00:59:44 |
l don't like it. |
00:59:47 |
Forget about the cops! |
00:59:49 |
We've got everything |
00:59:51 |
What about the old lady? |
00:59:54 |
You just don't get it, do you, |
00:59:57 |
l'm done dancing for the man! |
01:00:00 |
The Muffin Man and Granny! |
01:00:02 |
They can both take a hike! |
01:00:05 |
l'm never gonna answer |
01:00:10 |
A-ha-ha! |
01:00:12 |
[cackling] |
01:00:18 |
Ah, l just love my job! |
01:00:21 |
You see how it works, Dolph? |
01:00:23 |
You prioritize, you set your goals, |
01:00:26 |
You ask yourself, |
01:00:30 |
[Red] How about behind bars? |
01:00:33 |
Red! Oh, hi, Red! What are you...? |
01:00:36 |
- You've spoiled the surprise. |
01:00:41 |
Surprise! |
01:00:43 |
l'm walkin' out of here |
01:00:45 |
- Really? |
01:00:48 |
You're a bad bunny. |
01:00:50 |
Oh, somebody's finally catching up! |
01:00:54 |
Did you think l followed you around |
01:01:03 |
Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby. |
01:01:08 |
Ahh! |
01:01:13 |
Hai-yahh! |
01:01:15 |
ls that all you got? |
01:01:18 |
- Ohh! |
01:01:25 |
Oome on. |
01:01:29 |
And ka-blam! |
01:01:32 |
[sniffling] |
01:01:35 |
Why don't you go home |
01:01:39 |
Dolph, tie up the brat. |
01:01:42 |
Vincent, get the truck. And Keith... |
01:01:44 |
Darn it, change your name. Please. |
01:01:47 |
That's not scary, |
01:01:49 |
- Boris. Try that. |
01:01:52 |
Keith. You know? |
01:01:54 |
Oh, watch out for Keith. |
01:01:58 |
- You're crazy! |
01:02:00 |
But l'm top of the woods now, baby! |
01:02:04 |
# When you're |
01:02:08 |
# Hopping on down the bunny trail |
01:02:10 |
# The critters all seem to look down |
01:02:12 |
# You're fuzzy and small |
01:02:15 |
# And goodies make the woods go round |
01:02:18 |
# Now, l'm not a pig |
01:02:20 |
# When you're competing |
01:02:22 |
# So you won't be a fan of my evil plan |
01:02:25 |
# But l'm gonna be top of the woods |
01:02:28 |
# Now the kids will be packed |
01:02:31 |
# Oonstruction begins in a day |
01:02:33 |
# And all of the bears |
01:02:35 |
# As l maniacally plot |
01:02:40 |
[cackles] |
01:02:42 |
[whistling tune] |
01:02:46 |
We've really grown in the past year. |
01:02:51 |
Now phase two is adding |
01:02:54 |
to every goody. |
01:02:56 |
A little something |
01:02:59 |
lt makes my snacks a little more... |
01:03:04 |
Happy customer! |
01:03:06 |
Phase three gets a little messy. |
01:03:09 |
l'm gonna need a lot of real estate |
01:03:11 |
so l've gotta blow the competition away. |
01:03:13 |
Oh, and that's not a metaphor. |
01:03:15 |
We've literally got |
01:03:17 |
Yeah, l got it. |
01:03:19 |
And now that l have |
01:03:21 |
l'm afraid you'll be taking |
01:03:26 |
- [muffled screaming] |
01:03:29 |
# You won't be disrespecting |
01:03:32 |
# 'Oause l'm gonna be top of the woods |
01:03:35 |
# l said l'm gonna be top of the woods |
01:03:37 |
# Let's bring it on home! |
01:03:38 |
# l said, l'm gonna be |
01:03:42 |
# Top of the woods |
01:03:48 |
# You've been hoodwinked, baby! |
01:03:52 |
# Oh, yeah # |
01:03:55 |
Sweet tea and cookies! |
01:03:58 |
l know. |
01:03:59 |
The song was catchy, |
01:04:04 |
OK, listen. |
01:04:05 |
l have an idea, but we need |
01:04:08 |
The toughest one is the big fella, |
01:04:12 |
with a fat head and a thick skull. |
01:04:16 |
- [clears throat] |
01:04:19 |
Like a big, swollen, overgrown... |
01:04:22 |
He's standing right behind me, isn't he? |
01:04:24 |
- Mm-hm. |
01:04:26 |
[all shouting, grunting] |
01:04:32 |
Ah. |
01:04:33 |
[chomping] |
01:04:34 |
[sirens blare] |
01:04:39 |
Ohh! Ohh! |
01:04:41 |
Whoa! |
01:04:43 |
Whew! |
01:04:44 |
- Who taught you how to drive? |
01:04:47 |
- Whee-yahh! |
01:04:51 |
- [metal crunching] |
01:04:54 |
[sputtering] |
01:04:56 |
What's the big idea? |
01:04:58 |
l could've made road pizza |
01:05:00 |
[babbling] |
01:05:04 |
- What's he saying? |
01:05:06 |
- [babbling] |
01:05:09 |
ls the barn on fire? |
01:05:12 |
The barn's on fire! The well! |
01:05:15 |
Hold on. He seems to be |
01:05:19 |
Pffsst! |
01:05:21 |
You're a delivery girl. |
01:05:24 |
Oould you take this down the mountain? |
01:05:26 |
'Oause it absolutely, positively |
01:05:30 |
l'm sorry. What? |
01:05:32 |
You got something right there |
01:05:37 |
[muffled shouting] |
01:05:38 |
You're an actor, right? |
01:05:41 |
This is the role of a lifetime. |
01:05:44 |
Don't act like an evil henchman, |
01:05:47 |
- Know what you're gonna say, right? |
01:05:49 |
- [Red struggling] |
01:05:51 |
- Mr. Rabbit? |
01:05:54 |
You nim-witted Eurotrash with the... |
01:05:57 |
l like that. See, that's scary. |
01:06:00 |
- Boss... |
01:06:04 |
- What's going on? |
01:06:07 |
Paul's Bunion cream |
01:06:10 |
Hi there. What he means to say |
01:06:13 |
- Yes. |
01:06:15 |
to see if your wiring's up to par. |
01:06:17 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it. You're not... |
01:06:22 |
Let's walk. |
01:06:24 |
Let me level with you. |
01:06:27 |
Well, l don't know |
01:06:32 |
l was asked to join Mensa. |
01:06:33 |
You got an evil lair in a cave, |
01:06:36 |
but see, most masters of evil |
01:06:39 |
are up to evil genius code. |
01:06:41 |
Are you familiar with the code? |
01:06:43 |
You know, l'm more of a |
01:06:48 |
l understand. |
01:06:51 |
l don't know. l don't... |
01:06:53 |
Well, it's standard equipment |
01:06:57 |
l'm not saying you're |
01:06:59 |
but you gotta think about the future. |
01:07:02 |
- You gonna do that yourself? |
01:07:07 |
We should take a look |
01:07:09 |
OK. Yeah, sure, sure. |
01:07:19 |
Wait a minute. |
01:07:20 |
[sniffs] |
01:07:22 |
l smell hairspray. |
01:07:25 |
[gasps] A-haaa! |
01:07:29 |
Oome here, you little bunny! |
01:07:33 |
- [Granny laughs] |
01:07:38 |
Ooh! |
01:07:39 |
Whoo! |
01:07:41 |
Ha-ha! |
01:07:42 |
Gotcha! |
01:07:50 |
Get over here! |
01:07:52 |
- Aahhh! |
01:07:58 |
Hey, Puckett! |
01:08:00 |
Little Red's gonna take a ride! |
01:08:03 |
And there ain't... |
01:08:05 |
...no... |
01:08:06 |
...brakes! |
01:08:08 |
[cackling] |
01:08:10 |
Red! |
01:08:23 |
Aah! |
01:08:24 |
Whoo! |
01:08:26 |
She doesn't trust you anymore, Granny! |
01:08:29 |
Out of my way, bunny! |
01:08:32 |
Whoo! Ha-ha! |
01:08:36 |
Ahh! |
01:08:37 |
Uhh! |
01:08:42 |
- [groans] |
01:08:44 |
[whooping] |
01:08:47 |
Dolph! |
01:08:50 |
Whahh! |
01:08:54 |
Wow, that's a... that's a long way. |
01:08:57 |
- We could take the truck. |
01:08:59 |
Yeah, cool. |
01:09:01 |
They go up, you go down. |
01:09:04 |
- This squirrel ate the wrong nuts. |
01:09:08 |
Wait a minute. l've got an idea. |
01:09:12 |
[babbling] |
01:09:18 |
[rewinding] |
01:09:20 |
[babbling] |
01:09:22 |
Ah... OK. |
01:09:24 |
The criminal cannot be found |
01:09:27 |
He resides at the top |
01:09:29 |
where my companions |
01:09:32 |
[chuckles] Aww. |
01:09:33 |
- That's more like it. |
01:09:36 |
He threw himself in front of a car. |
01:09:39 |
No, that's crazy. |
01:09:42 |
Hey, chief! lt looks like |
01:09:59 |
Ahh! |
01:10:03 |
Ohh! Ohh! |
01:10:12 |
[Granny] A-ha! |
01:10:13 |
- Granny! |
01:10:20 |
Grab the hood! |
01:10:22 |
[grunting] |
01:10:24 |
[gasps] |
01:10:28 |
Aahhh! |
01:10:32 |
[screams] |
01:10:35 |
[laughing] Hold tight! |
01:10:57 |
- Whoo-hoo! |
01:10:59 |
[Boingo] End of the line, ladies! |
01:11:04 |
- Granny! |
01:11:08 |
Whoo! |
01:11:10 |
Oh, wonderful. |
01:11:18 |
No! |
01:11:20 |
Watch your head. |
01:11:21 |
- Oh! |
01:11:23 |
[Dolph] That hurts. |
01:11:25 |
Get 'em outta here, boys. |
01:11:27 |
[engine starts] |
01:11:28 |
- No, no, no, no. Not prison. |
01:11:32 |
Not prison! Not for a cute |
01:11:34 |
Not prison! Not for a cute |
01:11:36 |
- [applause] |
01:11:39 |
- Not bad for a little cookie maker. |
01:11:45 |
l guess l must have had |
01:11:49 |
not to see how fast |
01:11:54 |
You were really something up there. |
01:11:57 |
l take after my granny. |
01:12:00 |
[vehicle approaches] |
01:12:03 |
[Kirk] Hello, everybody! |
01:12:06 |
[crash] |
01:12:09 |
[car alarm blaring] |
01:12:10 |
- What happened here tonight? |
01:12:13 |
- And the whole forest! |
01:12:17 |
Well, it was a group effort, |
01:12:20 |
You'll read the story in tomorrow's |
01:12:25 |
Mr. Kirkendal will be appearing |
01:12:28 |
- l got a call-back! |
01:12:30 |
lf a tree falls in the forest, |
01:12:33 |
- yours, mine and the tree's. |
01:12:36 |
Well, a bunny gone bad |
01:12:39 |
and you'll wake up tomorrow |
01:12:42 |
same as always. |
01:12:45 |
[Granny] Ooh! |
01:12:46 |
Those are piping hot. |
01:12:48 |
So how about that new |
01:12:50 |
Well, it beats riding a bike, |
01:12:53 |
# l got horns that hold the muffins |
01:12:55 |
# And l got horns that hold the pies |
01:12:57 |
Hey, did you hear about Kirk? |
01:13:00 |
[yodeling] |
01:13:04 |
- Wanna see the show with us? |
01:13:07 |
- Now, Wolfie... |
01:13:09 |
l'm about to crack a story |
01:13:12 |
running a home improvement scam. |
01:13:14 |
l got the wide-angle lenses |
01:13:17 |
You sure this is the right place? |
01:13:19 |
- Ah. |
01:13:21 |
l see you all got my message. |
01:13:22 |
- Glad you could make it. |
01:13:25 |
Well, l was wondering if you would |
01:13:28 |
l could use some fresh talent like you. |
01:13:31 |
What kind of work |
01:13:33 |
You'd be undercover, |
01:13:37 |
...to faraway places. |
01:13:39 |
There's a lot of stories out there |
01:13:43 |
l'm part of a secret organization |
01:13:46 |
''Happily Ever After Agency''? |
01:13:48 |
The woods don't |
01:13:51 |
We fight the bad guys, |
01:13:53 |
secret-agent-style, right? |
01:13:55 |
So, what do you think? |
01:14:00 |
Bring it, honey. |
01:14:02 |
l always did like happy endings. |
01:14:05 |
[# Todd Edwards: |