Aliens In The Attic
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[Typing] |
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- [Typing Continues] |
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[Wind Whistling] |
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Oh, my God. Stuart. |
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- What is it? |
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- [Typing Continues] |
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- [Stuart] Wonderful. Not one "A. " |
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- Or a " B." |
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- Not even in Health. |
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- What the-- |
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- [Woman] How are these changing? |
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[Thud] |
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One word, and you're dead. |
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[Grunts] |
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Are you crazy? |
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Dad's not gonna catch me. |
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- Mwah! - I don't get it. |
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Bye, babe! |
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You mean, other than the fact |
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sensitive, romantic, funny |
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- Dad's coming, and he's mad. |
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- Tom. |
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- What? - If you're smart enough |
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then you are smart enough to pass math. |
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Do you think Bethany got accepted to Michigan |
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Of course not. |
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No. Your sister worked her tail off, |
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Yeah. You're right, Dad. |
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I-I-I don't deserve a family vacation. |
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I should stay home tomorrow, learn my lesson. |
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Oh, no, no. I am not taking that bait, kiddo. |
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This isn't you. The bad attitude, the grades. |
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Nothing. |
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I blame all this |
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Some good old-fashioned no-tech-- |
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- [Equipment Powering Down] |
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family togetherness is exactly what we need. |
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So get some sleep. |
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Oh, and you guys too. |
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[Grunts] |
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[Laughs] |
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Hannah. Please, next time, |
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I barf in the middle. Remember? |
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[Man On Radio]And that's the farm report. |
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there will be more than just fireworks |
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as an unexpected meteor shower adds a little |
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- Very exciting. We're in for a little bit |
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Better wear hats tonight. |
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- [Phone Beeps] |
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- Hey. |
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Ricky is not a boy toy. |
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- We're in a mature, loving relationship. |
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Why don't we talk in a few years |
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- Like Ricky has a clue? - One more word |
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[Horn Honks] Okay. That is enough. |
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We're almost there. |
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- [Animal Chittering] |
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And there's the pool. See ya! |
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We beat Uncle Nate! Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! |
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- Ah. |
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- Nice, huh? |
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I hope there was a discount for booking us |
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We're only a stone's throw away from |
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Are we near a time machine so we can go back |
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Hey, I bought us all new Sidestab reels. |
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Lame. |
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[Door Squeaks] |
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[Groans] |
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So lame. |
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[Sighs] |
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[Radio: Rock] |
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- Nice landing, Nate. |
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Told you I could fishtail this thing. |
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Nice try, Nate, but you just missed my kids. |
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But he did almost give |
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- Again. |
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- Hi, Mom. |
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- Nana! |
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Ooh! |
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- I got you a little treat. |
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Yes, I did. Here we go. |
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- Thank you. |
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- [Nana] Oh, it's so good to see you. |
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[Bleeping Continues] |
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Well, one of the Pearson brothers |
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- Are those even legal here? |
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Here! Come on, Stu! Let's get him! |
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- Nate, stop it! I'll tell Mom. |
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- Spin him faster, Nate! |
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- [Stuart] Mom! |
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[Nate] |
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Twins, in here. |
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- Hey, guys. |
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Sir, yes, sir. |
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- Trying to be a wise guy? |
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Good. Now, get these out of here. |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. |
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- I'm here now. |
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And I'm bigger. |
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Did you... grow since Christmas? |
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2 inches, cuz. I can tag a stop sign |
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[Chuckles] |
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I don't do Mathletes anymore. |
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- You tired of getting beat up? |
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Get down here and help us unload! Now! |
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Close my door on the way out. |
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[Radio: Dance] |
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[Continues] |
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- Surprise, surprise, princess. |
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Oh, I'm just stopping by for the afternoon... |
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or maybe the night. |
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[Tires Squeal] |
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[Stops] |
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- What's that? |
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- Ricky! |
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- Whoa. Watch out for the car. |
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Well, you're my girl friend now... |
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so there's nothing I wouldn't do for you. |
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- [Laughing] |
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Bethany. Please don't give papa sugar. |
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Mr. and Mrs. P! |
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- Ricky, wow! |
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- I got you a little housewarming gift. |
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- Isn't he sweet? |
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Those are gorgeous. Yeah. |
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Let's stick the flags in some water, |
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We can do that. |
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Oh, that is so sweet of you. |
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But my parents have |
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and I gotta get back before dark |
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- Uh-oh. Car trouble. Hmm. |
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Yeah, I don't mind getting my hands dirty. |
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- Try it again, Ricky. |
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[Tom] |
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I got to be honest with you. |
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Now, if this were a spreadsheet or a ledger, |
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- [Chuckles] |
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and then we'll take your car |
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Mr. P, that's really considerate of you. |
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- Well-- |
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- [Stuart] Yeah, in the den, on the couch. |
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- No fooling around. |
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What a gas pipe. |
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I know. Why can't they see that? |
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Well, dude, parents are wired differently. |
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Their brains are old, mushy, |
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That's why it's up to you, Thomas. |
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You gotta defend your family honor, |
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I call it the Punisher. |
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- Your dad bought you this? |
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Never underestimate the power |
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If we even mention Mom, |
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She's all yours. |
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Uh-- I don't know, man. |
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Take a look at that guy. |
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- Do you really want Ricky as your |
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Heck, no. |
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Then let's go prune the family tree. |
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I had so much fun last night, Ricky. |
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Oh, yeah? Well, you know, |
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Man, the sun off the water and... |
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is... so... constricting. |
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I hate cotton. |
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[Chuckles] |
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I'm thinking shooting my sister's boyfriend |
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This isn't about ideas. This is about action. |
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Don't think. Do. |
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I can't believe I'm even listening to you. |
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-Just a little on my chest. |
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- Take him out before he reaches 2nd base. |
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- [Screaming] |
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- [Screams] |
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- Why did you do that? |
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[Yelling Continues] |
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Oh, my God. She saw us. |
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Camo mode. Hunker down and blend. |
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[Grunts] |
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
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"Sorry" doesn't even touch that. |
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When are you gonna grow up |
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And that's why we use camo. |
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Shut up, Jake. |
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[Thunder Rumbling] |
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- Ooh! |
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[Stuart] I don't know what you were thinking. |
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- Yeah, I'm gonna be all right. |
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- This was a good idea though, |
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[Laughs] How about what's next? |
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Stun? What am I gonna do? What do you |
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Can't you keep him in his room |
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- But it wasn't even me. - Okay, you boys |
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It's okay, Mr. P. |
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Oh, that's nice, Ricky. |
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He's a good guy. |
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Look, we're up here to fish, |
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You could have put his eye out. |
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All right, let's start over with a clean slate. |
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Tomorrow, we fish. |
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- 7:00 a.m. sharp. |
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- You're kidding. |
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Yeah, Stu. Don't you think that's a little early? |
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10:00 a.m., on the boat, no questions asked. |
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Way to crack the whip, Nate. |
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[Thunderclap] |
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[Objects Crashing] |
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Oh, Stu. Stu. |
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Natey, the TV's gone haywire. |
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Stu, TV's gone haywire! |
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- [Cane Banging TV] |
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After the storm, |
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Hey, wait a second, Mr. P. |
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That's the least I can do for your hospitality. |
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- No, Ricky. You're hurt. |
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Oh, no, honey. He's fine. |
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Go ahead, Richard. Show some hustle. |
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Yes, indeedy. |
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So what do you say, brother? |
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Make things right with Ricky, |
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Uh, ladies first. |
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Whoa. |
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Whoa. Total creep show. |
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All right. Here we go. |
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Listen, about that paintball thing-- |
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Oh, hey. Don't even worry about it. |
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Firecracker! Too slow. |
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You know what? Thanks to your little, |
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I racked up pity points with your parents... |
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and big sis is just itching |
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So thanks a ton, ace. |
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Come on. Quit stalling. |
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Get your butt up there |
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But you told my dad you'd fix it. |
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Aw, well, I told your dad a lot of things. |
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Like my car broke down, |
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I'm 18. |
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You-You're not a senior? |
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Not in high school. |
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- Now go. |
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Go. |
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There you go. |
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[Wind Whistling] |
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[Object Clatters] |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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[Wind Whistling] |
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- [Laughs] Dude, you make it too easy. |
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What the heck happened to the dish? |
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I can't do a week here without TV. |
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I can't do a week here, period. |
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- [Gasps] |
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- [Gasps] |
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- Please tell me you see that too. |
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- But, yeah. |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa. |
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- Yes, sir. Noted. It's understood. |
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[Mumbling] |
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- We come in pieces. |
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- What? |
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- What are you talking about? |
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Forget the book! |
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- With pleasure. |
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[Whirring] |
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- Hey, what is taking you girls so long? |
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- [Thud] |
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- Ricky! |
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- [Tom] What's happening to him? |
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- Testing. Testing. Testing. |
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- Testing. |
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Humanoid subjects, |
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And we hereby claim your |
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- [Tom] Wha- Wha... - You have |
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- Whoa! |
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instantaneous death. |
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- Run? |
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- [Jake, Tom Grunt] |
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[Alien] |
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- It's locked. |
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- We're trapped. |
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- [Grunts] |
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- Razor, go! |
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[Razor Yelling] |
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- Hey, can I play too? |
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Hurry. |
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[Screams] |
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No, no, no, no. Come back. Come back! |
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- Take them down! |
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Hey, frog-face! |
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What's with all the noise? |
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- Open the window! |
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- You open it. |
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- Hurry! Get them! |
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Someone, open it! |
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Come on. Right there. |
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- Charge! |
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Move, twin! |
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Everybody, downstairs now! |
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- Why? |
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[Grunting] |
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- [Grunts] |
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- Creepy. |
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Get down! Down! |
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- [Grunts] |
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- Pull! Pull! Pull! |
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- Stupid remote control. |
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- What's wrong with it? Fix it. |
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- [Panting] |
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- No. You? |
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Prove it. |
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- What do you mean? |
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You-You wet the bed until you were 10. |
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- [Lee] Here they come! - Look out! |
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Get the rope. |
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- Tie it off! |
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- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
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She scratched me with her claws! |
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Sorry, sucker. |
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[Lee] |
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We gotta call 911. |
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- I can't get a signal. |
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Mine's dead too. |
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- Those midget Martians must be jamming us. |
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- [Dial Tone] |
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There's no buttons. What is this thing? |
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It's a rotary phone. You spin it. |
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[Dialing Slowly] |
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What happened up there? |
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Someone was obviously distracted. |
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I was following the plan. |
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You were playing with your little toy. |
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- This is a deadly weapon! It is. |
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Listen on yourselves. This is why |
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Not looking to blame throw, |
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- What? You were the one... - If we lose |
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Now, you're going to learn to work together... |
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or we will together end up shoveling manure |
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We won't let you down, sir. |
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Let's go enslave some humans! |
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Actually, uh, about that, |
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- But why the hu-mans? |
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- They don't seem that bad. |
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Oh, "they don't seem that bad." |
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- Funny. That's what our engineer previous said. |
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Right before the creature |
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- [Groans] |
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Peace is not an option. |
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- [Ringing] |
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- [Ringing Continues] |
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Uh, th-there's an alien invasion |
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- Knee-high beings. Very violent. |
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No. Real. Look, I know this sounds crazy... |
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- but you gotta understand-- |
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You do know making a fraudulent complaint |
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- [Line Clicks] |
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- [Electricity Zaps] |
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Decent technique... for a female. |
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- [Groans] |
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- How's that technique? |
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- Hello? |
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- We gotta tell our parents. |
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[Thumping] |
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[Hannah Screams] |
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Think he's still an alien zombie? |
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- You are useless. |
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Why aren't the mind-control plugs working? |
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Figure it out. Hurry up. Hurry up. |
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- Hurry up. Hurry up. Fix it! |
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- Fix it. Fix it now, you idiot. |
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I think he's picking up their conversation. |
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What do you mean their hormone levels |
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Are you telling me the plugs only work |
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Why did we not plan for this? |
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You have failed me, you incompetent piece of-- |
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- Deck. |
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These humans will pay! |
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- [Body Hits Ground] |
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Yeah. Sounds like Ricky landed on his face. |
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No. Those things they shot at us, |
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They won't work on kids. |
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Wha-What about Ricky? |
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No. He lied. The tool's in college. |
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So if their plugs don't work on kids-- |
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- That means we're safe. |
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It means they'll go after our parents. |
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We got to tell 'em. Now. |
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Whoa, whoa. Wait. Think. |
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If our parents even go near those things, |
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Our own parents will attack us. |
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- We need the police and their hard-core |
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- We're done. Game over. - Game over for |
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So you expect us to stop |
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He's right. We're the only option. |
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But we can't tell anyone. |
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No police, no parents, no exceptions. |
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- Got it? |
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They're up in the attic right now, little aliens. |
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They're loud and scary and really mean. |
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- Han, there's no such things as aliens. |
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They smashed the skylight |
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Well, let's hope not for your sake. |
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So you boys better keep it in one piece. |
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- You heard her, Tom. No more trouble. |
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- We shouldn't have let her watch. It's rated |
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Tommy, I'm scared. |
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Don't worry, Han. Just pretend it's a big game, |
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-Just think about how little they are. |
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- [Art] What do we do now? |
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They flew here from another galaxy. |
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First rule of the warrior code-- |
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All enemies have a weakness. |
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Sparks, why isn't my locator map |
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I told you. I need parts to repair it. |
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- [Electrical Surge] |
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- Aha! Even on Earth, the male is dominant. |
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- [Grunting] |
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- Wait. |
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What the-- |
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By the rings of Zirkon. |
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Huh? That makes no sense. |
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They were fighting. |
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- I would never. |
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- Ne-ver. |
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Can I get you anything? |
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- Or would you rather help me invade a planet? |
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All right, |
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- I'm coming with you. |
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- [Squeaking] |
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- [Clears Throat] I'll interrogate. |
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- [Crunching] |
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- [Belches] |
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- Ah. Disgusting. |
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Locator activated, sir. |
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Excellent. Target the objective. |
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Zoom in. Zoom. |
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Zoom. Zoom, zoom, zoom. |
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- [Sparks] You don't have to keep saying "zoom. " |
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And... rotate. |
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[Tom] I think they're after |
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- Let me get a better look. |
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- [Yells, Grunts] |
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- Tom, help me! |
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[Both Yelling] |
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- That must have hurt. |
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Basement. We gotta get to the basement. |
00:27:55 |
Ricky? |
00:27:57 |
Ricky! |
00:27:59 |
Oh. Hey, guys, wait. |
00:28:03 |
Uh, pretty sure he's still |
00:28:06 |
- Actually, Beth, uh-- |
00:28:09 |
No, no. He, um-- |
00:28:12 |
uh, to, bronze up his rock-hard abs. |
00:28:15 |
- Yeah, he wants you to meet him there. |
00:28:17 |
What did you guys talk about on the roof? |
00:28:20 |
Did he say anything about me? |
00:28:22 |
No. No, no. He-- He talked about his car. |
00:28:25 |
And, um-- |
00:28:29 |
Um, but you should hit the lake so |
00:28:31 |
- Yeah, the lake. |
00:28:38 |
- I'm telling you, their map led down here. |
00:28:42 |
Shh. You hear that? Rice Krispies. |
00:28:46 |
[Popping, Crackling] |
00:28:49 |
[Popping, Crackling Continue] |
00:28:59 |
- [Crackling] |
00:29:02 |
[Crackling Continues] |
00:29:06 |
It's them. |
00:29:10 |
Something down here's setting it off. |
00:29:24 |
Well, whatever it is, |
00:29:27 |
Everyone, gear up. We move on my command. |
00:29:30 |
Now, just hold on. |
00:29:32 |
If we run up there with a bunch |
00:29:36 |
We can make something better. |
00:29:39 |
We're in the middle of a battle, |
00:29:41 |
No way. We're going back in now... |
00:29:44 |
before our parents end up as alien zombies. |
00:29:47 |
You're not thinking. We need a plan. |
00:29:49 |
- I already have a great idea for a weapon. |
00:29:52 |
[Chuckles] |
00:29:54 |
Now. |
00:30:03 |
Hannah, hand me that tape. |
00:30:06 |
- What's up, Nate? |
00:30:08 |
- [Art] Hey, Nana! |
00:30:10 |
[Laughs] Whoo. |
00:30:25 |
[Thumping] |
00:30:28 |
They're busting through. |
00:30:31 |
- Art, cover me. |
00:30:39 |
[Yelling] |
00:30:44 |
How do you feel now? Suckers! |
00:30:48 |
Mission accomplished. |
00:30:56 |
Oh, God. |
00:30:58 |
- Oh-- |
00:31:02 |
[Laughs] |
00:31:05 |
[Whirring] |
00:31:07 |
What the-- Whoa! |
00:31:10 |
- Whoa! What's happening? |
00:31:12 |
They turned off the gravity, |
00:31:15 |
This isn't Xbox, Lee. |
00:31:19 |
- [Lee] Now what are we gonna do? |
00:31:23 |
Stay behind me. |
00:31:26 |
- No! Don't! Don't! |
00:31:34 |
Hello, hu-mans. |
00:31:37 |
Enjoying the ride? |
00:31:40 |
[Grunts, Yells] |
00:31:43 |
[Art] |
00:31:45 |
- [Lee] Why don't we have gravity boots? |
00:31:47 |
[Jake] |
00:31:51 |
- Bring it, meat sack. |
00:31:55 |
A potato gun? That's your big idea? |
00:31:59 |
- My plan is working. |
00:32:05 |
Hurry, Tommy! |
00:32:12 |
Oh! |
00:32:16 |
[Grunts, Coughing] |
00:32:20 |
[Coughing Continues] |
00:32:24 |
- Ooh. |
00:32:26 |
- [Coughing] You okay? |
00:32:29 |
On it. |
00:32:31 |
Jake, get the grenade! |
00:32:36 |
- Ah. |
00:32:42 |
Quick! Toss it here! |
00:32:48 |
- What? [Yells, Grunts] |
00:32:52 |
[Screams] |
00:32:55 |
Oh! Ha! |
00:32:58 |
You little-- |
00:33:00 |
Quick! Get 'em! |
00:33:02 |
- Go! |
00:33:03 |
- [Art] Shoot him! Shoot him! |
00:33:06 |
- [Art] Shoot him! |
00:33:10 |
- Buttocks on fire! |
00:33:14 |
Whoa. |
00:33:17 |
- Whoa! |
00:33:20 |
Oh, cool. Let me see it. |
00:33:25 |
Wait. What are these? |
00:33:28 |
- I picked it up first. [Back Cracks] |
00:33:32 |
- It's mine. |
00:33:34 |
[Thud] |
00:33:41 |
- [Jake] Ricky? |
00:33:43 |
Get him before somebody finds him. |
00:33:57 |
- I'm sure that'll buff right out. |
00:33:59 |
Wonder where he went. |
00:34:02 |
- Oh, I'll find him. |
00:34:07 |
Whoa. |
00:34:11 |
[Chuckling] |
00:34:15 |
Cool. So these move him. |
00:34:26 |
- Talk about the ultimate Game Boy. |
00:34:31 |
- [Laughing] |
00:34:40 |
Whoa! What the-- |
00:34:43 |
- My car! |
00:34:46 |
That would be the on-and-off button. |
00:34:50 |
- Press it again. |
00:34:52 |
Car! |
00:34:54 |
- Who did this to my car? |
00:34:59 |
- [Beeps] |
00:35:03 |
- Where have you been? |
00:35:05 |
Oh, shut up, you little b-- Bethany. |
00:35:08 |
- What? |
00:35:10 |
- Why are you hitting me? |
00:35:14 |
- Huh? |
00:35:16 |
I just spent the last hour |
00:35:19 |
- Uh-- I-- |
00:35:23 |
- No. I-I don't know. |
00:35:25 |
- Want me to bring him back? |
00:35:27 |
- [Bethany] Did your brain fall out of your head? |
00:35:40 |
Where's Ricky? |
00:35:44 |
No. Worse. My sister. |
00:35:48 |
Any action up here? |
00:35:51 |
It's been quiet. Too quiet. |
00:35:54 |
- [Thumping] |
00:36:01 |
What are they doing in the vents? |
00:36:03 |
- Their map. |
00:36:13 |
I hope this works, Einstein. |
00:36:15 |
I didn't get to thank you |
00:36:19 |
because I didn't need you to. |
00:36:21 |
- Uh, that doesn't make sense. |
00:36:24 |
- Shh. Stop talking. |
00:36:29 |
[Grunts] |
00:36:32 |
Hmm. Sweating? |
00:36:36 |
- [Sizzles] |
00:36:38 |
Hot! Hot! Hotter! Run! |
00:36:41 |
[All Yelling] |
00:36:43 |
Fall back! Fall back! Ouch! Ouch! |
00:36:46 |
[All Yelling] |
00:36:48 |
- Sounds like they're mad. |
00:36:50 |
Nice job. I think it's working. |
00:36:53 |
[Stuart] |
00:36:58 |
Who turned on the heat? |
00:37:00 |
I did. Um, we need that on. |
00:37:02 |
Are you crazy? It's July. |
00:37:04 |
- Yeah, but it's-- it's freezing in here. |
00:37:07 |
Yeah. I think Hannah's |
00:37:09 |
[Coughing] |
00:37:12 |
What's going on? |
00:37:14 |
We're fighting aliens. |
00:37:18 |
I mean, it is pretend. |
00:37:20 |
Okay, but I'm not pretending, |
00:37:24 |
- Tom, I'm not playing around. |
00:37:27 |
Tom, I'm not kidding. You wanna spend |
00:37:31 |
Why can't you at least trust |
00:37:33 |
A reason why you're blasting the furnace |
00:37:35 |
- Yes. - A reason why you |
00:37:37 |
- Yes. - A reason why you're |
00:37:40 |
- Failing your classes? |
00:37:46 |
I failed them on purpose. |
00:37:48 |
Yeah, I tanked my grades, okay? |
00:37:50 |
I'm tired of getting picked on |
00:37:52 |
I was a brainiac. It worked for me. |
00:37:54 |
I don't wanna be like you. I wanna be cool. |
00:38:03 |
Don't touch the thermostat. |
00:38:09 |
Is that true? |
00:38:13 |
Nobody likes a mathlete. |
00:38:16 |
Man, we can't fight these things |
00:38:18 |
We can't just get rid of 'em. |
00:38:21 |
Maybe we can. Here's what I want you to do. |
00:38:31 |
Send it. |
00:38:34 |
- I hate it when we fight. |
00:38:38 |
Well, I'm glad we made up. |
00:38:40 |
Well, it's not an official make-up |
00:38:43 |
- Easy. My family's up there. |
00:38:47 |
- What about you? |
00:38:49 |
And we have the whole summer |
00:38:52 |
Maybe we don't have to go so fast. |
00:38:55 |
What? What? |
00:38:57 |
[Screams] |
00:39:04 |
Is that a "no"? |
00:39:06 |
Ricky! |
00:39:09 |
Ricky! |
00:39:13 |
- Careful. Don't break him. |
00:39:16 |
- Better grab his shirt. |
00:39:21 |
[Lee] Still no sign of 'em. |
00:39:26 |
- Where are they? |
00:39:30 |
We're dealing with a retreat |
00:39:37 |
[Laughs, Snarls] |
00:39:41 |
- [Gasps] |
00:39:50 |
Hey, where's Tom? |
00:39:53 |
- So did I. |
00:39:55 |
The leasing office called. |
00:39:58 |
They need you to go back there |
00:40:01 |
- Really? |
00:40:04 |
They insisted. |
00:40:06 |
Ricky, are you okay? |
00:40:09 |
Oh, um-- Um-- |
00:40:11 |
-Just allergies, Mr. P. |
00:40:14 |
But they did say it's urgent. |
00:40:17 |
- Urgent? |
00:40:20 |
That's so weird. |
00:40:26 |
Oh, this is weird, Stu. |
00:40:33 |
Did they just cut off our power? |
00:40:35 |
Oh, they are gonna hear about it from me. |
00:40:37 |
Let's go. |
00:40:40 |
Hey, guys, uh, |
00:40:43 |
Why don't you run to the grocery store? |
00:40:46 |
- And watch the kids? |
00:40:49 |
- No. |
00:40:51 |
I mean, you all have to go. |
00:40:54 |
- They said all your names are on the lease. |
00:40:59 |
- I'll look after the kids. |
00:41:01 |
- [Nina] No. That'd be-- |
00:41:04 |
Oh. Um-- Okay. |
00:41:06 |
- Okay. |
00:41:09 |
while you're out, |
00:41:12 |
- Mine are almost full. |
00:41:16 |
- That is a bad allergy. |
00:41:19 |
[Ricky] |
00:41:24 |
Look. Alien death mist. Don't breathe. |
00:41:28 |
- Put him on "pause." |
00:41:31 |
[Grunts] |
00:41:35 |
Happy 4th of July, space maggots. |
00:41:38 |
Jake, there's smoke in the vents. |
00:41:40 |
It's me. We have unfriendlies on the move. |
00:41:43 |
- Nice. |
00:41:44 |
- Gone. |
00:41:46 |
Now we can take it up a notch. |
00:41:49 |
- [Firecracker Lands] |
00:41:52 |
[Aliens Screaming, Shouting] |
00:41:54 |
This could get ugly. Hannah, go hide. |
00:41:57 |
- Yeah. Seek safety. |
00:42:04 |
Incoming! Duck! |
00:42:06 |
[All Shouting] |
00:42:08 |
[Jake] |
00:42:12 |
- Oh-- |
00:42:15 |
[Screaming, Shouting] |
00:42:18 |
- My arm! My head! |
00:42:21 |
- [Footsteps Running] |
00:42:26 |
[Groaning] |
00:42:30 |
- [Screams] |
00:42:46 |
- [Screaming] |
00:42:51 |
- [Groans] |
00:42:55 |
I see you've booby-trapped your room. |
00:42:57 |
Got it. Got it. Ooh! Don't got it! |
00:43:01 |
Ingenious human snare. |
00:43:07 |
[Grunts] |
00:43:09 |
Ow. |
00:43:12 |
[Laughs] |
00:43:15 |
- [Slams Drum] |
00:43:23 |
- It's okay. Don't worry. |
00:43:26 |
It's okay. I'll help you. |
00:43:31 |
Don't worry. Trust me. It's okay. |
00:43:34 |
[Sighs] |
00:43:36 |
- Oh. Ow. |
00:43:38 |
You've got a boo-boo. Don't move. |
00:43:47 |
Oh. |
00:43:49 |
- Okay? |
00:43:53 |
Tazer. Razor. |
00:43:56 |
Sparks. Sparks! |
00:43:59 |
[Groans] |
00:44:02 |
[Tones Sounding] |
00:44:05 |
- Nice sounds. |
00:44:08 |
- [Slides Over All Keys] |
00:44:12 |
Sure. |
00:44:14 |
[Rock And Roll] |
00:44:33 |
Yeah! |
00:44:40 |
We've definitely slowed 'em down, |
00:44:44 |
We need to pull out the big guns. |
00:44:49 |
Black Cat Whistler or Fire Dragon? |
00:44:53 |
How about not burning down the house? |
00:44:56 |
[Hannah, Sparks Laughing] |
00:45:01 |
[Sparks Chattering, Gasps] |
00:45:04 |
[Jake] |
00:45:06 |
Hannah, step away from the alien. |
00:45:11 |
No! Leave him alone! He's my friend. |
00:45:14 |
He was just holding a ray gun to your head. |
00:45:17 |
It's my bubble blower. He fixed it for me. |
00:45:19 |
He's not like the others. Look. |
00:45:24 |
First sign of aggression, I'm taking him out... |
00:45:27 |
with extreme prejudice. |
00:45:29 |
I don't have training for this. |
00:45:31 |
- It's okay, Mr. Snuggle Lump. |
00:45:35 |
- Yeah, that's what I named him. |
00:45:38 |
- He's not your pet, Hannah. |
00:45:41 |
He's my alien. |
00:45:44 |
Hi. |
00:45:46 |
Aw. |
00:45:50 |
I mean-- |
00:45:52 |
Maybe she's right. |
00:45:53 |
I mean, look at his belt. |
00:45:57 |
Hey, it's okay, buddy. |
00:46:02 |
Come on, Snugs. |
00:46:05 |
Back up. |
00:46:16 |
Uh-- Oh. |
00:46:24 |
- Watch. |
00:46:29 |
[Laughs] |
00:46:33 |
- [Lee]Awesome. |
00:46:36 |
[Laughter Continues] |
00:46:42 |
[Groaning] |
00:46:55 |
What the heck was that? |
00:46:57 |
Talking about feelings comes with the |
00:47:00 |
There is no loop hole for that one! |
00:47:03 |
Okay. Okay, I get it. |
00:47:05 |
You're not gonna talk when I'm yelling. |
00:47:11 |
Look, I am so, so happy |
00:47:17 |
But if you really care about me |
00:47:21 |
then it shouldn't be a problem |
00:47:26 |
Maybe you need to think about it. |
00:47:28 |
And I can respect that. Okay? |
00:47:33 |
[Exhales] |
00:47:40 |
With you. |
00:47:45 |
[Scoffs] |
00:47:47 |
So-So that's how it is? |
00:47:49 |
I'm getting the silent treatment? |
00:47:55 |
[Slams] |
00:47:58 |
- Whoa. Whoa. |
00:48:01 |
- What's the invasion plan? |
00:48:03 |
- Water? |
00:48:05 |
- Women? |
00:48:06 |
- [Jake] We need the information. |
00:48:09 |
Guys, don't be mean. |
00:48:11 |
Han, we have to interrogate him. |
00:48:13 |
Do you want the world to end? Do ya? |
00:48:16 |
No. |
00:48:22 |
[Blows] |
00:48:24 |
[All] |
00:48:25 |
House here. Mission objective here. |
00:48:28 |
What you're after isn't in the basement. |
00:48:32 |
- [Sparks] Yes. |
00:48:34 |
Who says it's from our planet? |
00:48:38 |
It must be from their planet. |
00:48:40 |
- Mmm. [Gulps] |
00:48:43 |
- [Sparks Groans] |
00:48:49 |
[Humming] |
00:48:53 |
Almost done. |
00:48:57 |
- [Tom] So, that's what's in the capsule? |
00:48:59 |
Some kind of giant machine? |
00:49:02 |
Oh, great. A giant alien death machine. |
00:49:05 |
- No one said anything about death. |
00:49:08 |
Come on! We can't trust this 4-armed freak. |
00:49:12 |
He's not. |
00:49:15 |
This guy doesn't fit in with the others. |
00:49:22 |
He's... different. |
00:49:25 |
- Mmm. |
00:49:28 |
Jake, he's not a geek. |
00:49:31 |
It's better than a killer alien. |
00:49:41 |
[Bubbling] |
00:49:51 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:49:56 |
[Beeping] |
00:49:57 |
Buenas noches, wrinkles. |
00:50:06 |
[Stuart] |
00:50:13 |
[Sighs] |
00:50:21 |
- Modified. |
00:50:26 |
Sweet. |
00:50:28 |
- Sweet. |
00:50:31 |
[Sparks Imitating Chirps] |
00:50:33 |
- [Chirping] |
00:50:37 |
[Siren Wails] |
00:50:38 |
- It's the po-po. Be cool. |
00:50:41 |
[Nana Knocking] |
00:50:43 |
Oh, crap. We forgot about Nana. |
00:50:45 |
- Open the door! |
00:50:48 |
- Open the door now! |
00:50:50 |
Get in! |
00:50:53 |
Hold on a second. |
00:50:55 |
Children of my children, I request entry. |
00:50:58 |
I have candied sweets. |
00:51:01 |
Don't open it. That's not Nana. |
00:51:04 |
Are you sure? |
00:51:10 |
- [Growls] |
00:51:13 |
Surrender Engineer Sparks now. |
00:51:17 |
- Nana-- Nana-- |
00:51:20 |
- Move! |
00:51:22 |
Nana, uh-- |
00:51:24 |
[Screams] |
00:51:29 |
Ew! |
00:51:31 |
Return him to me. |
00:51:33 |
[Jake] |
00:51:39 |
[Skip Gasps, Screams] |
00:51:42 |
[Gasps] |
00:51:45 |
- Ew. Gross human. |
00:51:50 |
Someone's gotta get the door. |
00:51:52 |
- We can't let the cops in here. |
00:51:55 |
- Hey! Leave my Nana alone! |
00:51:58 |
[Gasps] |
00:52:01 |
I got Nana's controller! |
00:52:04 |
Free me! Free me, or face the consequence! |
00:52:06 |
- In here. |
00:52:12 |
- Shake all you want. We own you. |
00:52:16 |
The suitcase! Go! |
00:52:21 |
[Karate Yell] |
00:52:23 |
Ha! You missed me. |
00:52:25 |
- Stand still, Earth burgers! |
00:52:27 |
Ha! Got him! |
00:52:29 |
[Hannah] |
00:52:32 |
[Lee] |
00:52:34 |
- [Tazer] Shoot him! Shoot the humans! |
00:52:37 |
- [Tazer] Shoot 'em up! |
00:52:41 |
- You lose. |
00:52:47 |
I'm sorry, Hannah. I'm sorry. They got hi m. |
00:52:51 |
- Sweet, huh? |
00:52:53 |
This is the Creek Landing |
00:52:56 |
Open this door at once, |
00:53:00 |
in 10, 9... |
00:53:02 |
- 8, 7, 6... - You guys get rid of the cop. |
00:53:05 |
5, 4-- |
00:53:07 |
- We can't leave him up here. |
00:53:10 |
I don't know how much you kids |
00:53:14 |
but making phone calls with the intent |
00:53:18 |
It's called criminal mischief. |
00:53:22 |
911 is for emergency calls only. |
00:53:25 |
- Any misuse of this system compromises |
00:53:29 |
only line of defense, and that's me. |
00:53:32 |
Around here, I am the law. |
00:53:34 |
Literally, I'm the only one. |
00:53:38 |
Look, Sheriff, we told you we're sorry. |
00:53:41 |
So, really, you can leave now. |
00:53:43 |
Oh, I can leave? |
00:53:50 |
- Hey, what's that there? |
00:53:52 |
Squadron, come in. Come in. |
00:53:55 |
- No. - Is there any job |
00:53:59 |
- [Groans] |
00:54:01 |
I'm sorry. I apologize. That was uncalled for. |
00:54:04 |
- You're still trapped in that box, aren't you? |
00:54:08 |
- Step aside, young man. |
00:54:11 |
It's just my sister's robot dog. |
00:54:16 |
Right. It's not an alien. |
00:54:18 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:54:21 |
You know what? I'm gonna take a look |
00:54:30 |
[Horn Honking] |
00:54:36 |
It's the po-po. Be cool. |
00:54:42 |
One hour. We're gone one hour. |
00:54:45 |
Hi. Nina Pearson. Are you kids okay? |
00:54:47 |
- Is everything okay? |
00:54:50 |
I'd say making a fraudulent call to 911 about |
00:54:55 |
- You called 911? |
00:54:57 |
I'm sure you can let these kids off |
00:55:01 |
1, not your buddy. |
00:55:03 |
2, notice that your vehicle |
00:55:07 |
- 3, how about I write you up a ticket? |
00:55:10 |
Nate, stop talking. |
00:55:12 |
You people usually leave your |
00:55:15 |
No. No, not at all. |
00:55:18 |
They shut our power off. |
00:55:21 |
[Sheriff] |
00:55:23 |
[Nina] Sheriff, I know this isn't |
00:55:26 |
but honestly, they are really good kids. |
00:55:28 |
Why don't you stay and see for yourself? |
00:55:31 |
-Join us. |
00:55:34 |
Thank you, ma'am. |
00:55:36 |
Look. The kids made a big mistake. |
00:55:40 |
But my wife is right. We got plenty |
00:55:43 |
I know you¡¦re on the job, but there's no law |
00:55:47 |
Got lots of hot dogs, hamburgers, steaks and-- |
00:55:52 |
[Tazer] |
00:55:56 |
Okay. |
00:55:59 |
- [Growls] |
00:56:02 |
I have to admit, it has been a while. |
00:56:04 |
- All right. Arm successfully twisted. |
00:56:06 |
I guess an hour off won't kill anyone. |
00:56:09 |
- No. |
00:56:11 |
Gotcha. |
00:56:14 |
- Hey! |
00:56:15 |
[Laughs] |
00:56:18 |
What was that? |
00:56:20 |
- What was what? |
00:56:22 |
- Come on, everyone. Dinner. |
00:56:24 |
Inside. I've got the desserts. |
00:56:28 |
[Grunting] |
00:56:32 |
- You're going down, punk! |
00:56:34 |
- I just said that. |
00:56:36 |
- Stop that. |
00:56:40 |
[Laughs] |
00:56:43 |
- You've been punked. |
00:56:48 |
- Hail Zirkonia. [Grunts] |
00:56:55 |
Okay, now hold on, Mom. |
00:56:59 |
One moment I'm cleaning my chompers... |
00:57:01 |
and then the next thing |
00:57:05 |
[Nina] You know, you're entitled |
00:57:08 |
I'm sorry, sweetie. I forgot. |
00:57:10 |
No. I want to find whoever invented love |
00:57:17 |
- Boy trouble. |
00:57:20 |
- I don't know what to do about this Tom situation. |
00:57:25 |
- Hey, Nate, where's Jake? |
00:57:29 |
[Stuart] Well, dinner's almost ready. |
00:57:31 |
Jake's an adult. |
00:57:35 |
- Oh, sorry. |
00:57:38 |
- Excuse us. |
00:57:42 |
Mmm-mmm-mm. |
00:57:44 |
I tell you, there's nothing more American |
00:57:47 |
- hittin' your stomach. |
00:57:49 |
- I bought the pickles. |
00:57:51 |
If you think a dill spear is gonna get you |
00:57:55 |
[Skip Growling] |
00:58:00 |
[Grunting] |
00:58:04 |
Uh-- |
00:58:07 |
My stomach. I'm starving. |
00:58:09 |
- [Art]Any word from Jake? |
00:58:12 |
- Where is he? |
00:58:15 |
Right, Nate? |
00:58:18 |
[Stuart] |
00:58:25 |
Hey, Hannah, did you eat all the hot dogs? |
00:58:29 |
- No. |
00:58:31 |
I mean, yes. |
00:58:35 |
[Sheriff] Gotta tell ya, this sure beats |
00:58:39 |
- every day by myself. |
00:58:43 |
[Tazer] |
00:58:46 |
- [Razor] Hope so. |
00:58:48 |
[Muffled] |
00:58:53 |
Attention, all. |
00:58:56 |
Oh, baby. I knew you'd come back. |
00:58:58 |
Step aside, hormonal female. |
00:59:00 |
Wait. You're calling me hormonal? |
00:59:03 |
Back away. |
00:59:06 |
Irrelevant? |
00:59:08 |
I don't care how old you are. |
00:59:11 |
What is going on? |
00:59:13 |
Teen drama. I-I think. |
00:59:15 |
It is teen drama, right, Ricky? |
00:59:17 |
- Snuggles! |
00:59:19 |
- It's not me. |
00:59:22 |
- Let's move. Bring Nana. |
00:59:27 |
- You kids have not been excused. |
00:59:30 |
Let them go! |
00:59:33 |
We're playin' a game, Uncle Stu-- I mean, Stu. |
00:59:37 |
We're on vacation. Am I aging backwards? |
00:59:42 |
Yeah, I don't think so. You really want |
00:59:46 |
[Sighs] |
00:59:54 |
I think we oughta keep Mom |
01:00:12 |
[Gulps] |
01:00:15 |
You have lost. |
01:00:20 |
Invasion? You mean there's |
01:00:22 |
Many more. And we will crush you like bugs. |
01:00:26 |
- Not if we crush you first. |
01:00:30 |
Anymore signs of resistance, |
01:00:36 |
- I want Snuggle Lump back! |
01:00:39 |
Time to die. |
01:00:42 |
- [Whirs, Beeps] |
01:00:45 |
You remember Nana. |
01:00:48 |
Game on. |
01:00:49 |
- Game over. |
01:00:56 |
Wow. |
01:01:13 |
- Whoa! What was that move? |
01:01:18 |
Chinese get up! |
01:01:22 |
- [Growls] |
01:01:24 |
He's on the light! Send Nana after him! |
01:01:29 |
- Nana! |
01:01:43 |
[Gasps] |
01:01:54 |
Ooh. Take him out, Lee. |
01:01:56 |
- Thumb cramp. Thumb cramp! |
01:02:08 |
[Glass Shatters] |
01:02:16 |
[Ricky Screams] |
01:02:18 |
- Ricky? |
01:02:24 |
Nana? |
01:02:28 |
[Gasps] |
01:02:30 |
[Screams] |
01:02:34 |
[Screams] |
01:02:35 |
Yes, scream, human, |
01:02:39 |
[Laughs] |
01:02:42 |
What the heck was that thing? |
01:02:45 |
Space alien. Too much to explain. |
01:02:48 |
We think they're probably here |
01:02:51 |
If we don't get down there, |
01:02:54 |
[Nina] I'd say that's the |
01:02:58 |
- Mom? Are you okay? |
01:03:03 |
What-- What happened? |
01:03:08 |
- Oh, I need a glass of water. |
01:03:10 |
Okay. Somebody better start talking. |
01:03:13 |
It looks like you guys |
01:03:17 |
- We did. Nana versus Ricky. |
01:03:20 |
- Dad, it's not what it looks like. |
01:03:23 |
- But, Uncle Stu, it wasn't our fault. |
01:03:29 |
Get up. |
01:03:31 |
Okay, unless you wanna join them, |
01:03:35 |
What the heck happened in here? |
01:03:37 |
I haven't got a clue as to what happened... |
01:03:39 |
but my back hasn't felt this good in ages. |
01:03:45 |
[Stuart] |
01:03:47 |
Aliens. |
01:03:58 |
Build machine... now. |
01:04:01 |
- No. |
01:04:04 |
- [Screams] |
01:04:12 |
[Tom] |
01:04:15 |
It's over. |
01:04:17 |
Over? It better not be over. |
01:04:20 |
Ricky is down in the basement |
01:04:25 |
You don't get it. An entire fleet |
01:04:28 |
Well, man up and deal with it. |
01:04:31 |
I have been... all day. |
01:04:33 |
Well, if he¡¦s too scared, |
01:04:37 |
- Not without Tom. |
01:04:40 |
'Cause he's our leader. |
01:04:44 |
Come on. It's not just Ricky. |
01:04:48 |
And Snuggles. |
01:04:50 |
And, like, everyone on Earth, |
01:05:03 |
All right. |
01:05:05 |
Let's go save the planet. |
01:05:08 |
And your dumb old boyfriend. |
01:05:41 |
You want Monkey? He's good luck. |
01:05:46 |
- I'm fine. |
01:05:51 |
[Tom] |
01:05:53 |
They could be anywhere. |
01:06:28 |
[Gasps] |
01:06:31 |
[Screams] |
01:06:32 |
- [Grunts] |
01:06:36 |
Those Zirkonians-- |
01:06:39 |
This vacation really sucks. |
01:06:41 |
- You see the machine? |
01:06:44 |
Some idiot built this place |
01:06:47 |
Guys? Guys, I found Ricky. |
01:06:49 |
- He's waking up. |
01:06:51 |
Oh, baby, I'm so glad you¡¦re okay. |
01:06:55 |
Whoa! Don't touch me! |
01:06:58 |
[Mutters] |
01:07:00 |
- Stop. |
01:07:01 |
I know it's been a really weird day, |
01:07:06 |
Okay. Okay. |
01:07:09 |
Explain to me why I keep blacking out, |
01:07:13 |
and why your grandma did |
01:07:18 |
Okay. |
01:07:20 |
We're fighting, um, space aliens. |
01:07:23 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
01:07:24 |
Okay, they're small, |
01:07:28 |
Oh, no. Of course. |
01:07:31 |
Why do you want to waste our time |
01:07:35 |
with your stupid brother |
01:07:41 |
Don't talk about my family like that. |
01:07:43 |
Well, you don't have to worry about it anymore |
01:07:47 |
I knew I should have stayed home |
01:07:51 |
She's smokin' hot, and she doesn't like |
01:07:55 |
I'm goin' straight to Annie's. |
01:08:01 |
Ow. |
01:08:07 |
I'm really sorry. |
01:08:10 |
Don't be. You were right all along. |
01:08:13 |
If it¡¦s any consolation, |
01:08:17 |
Or anywhere for a while. |
01:08:19 |
Wow. |
01:08:21 |
Guys? Enough of this sibling bonding. |
01:08:24 |
[Whirring, Beeping] |
01:08:31 |
Go. Go! Rookie. |
01:08:36 |
[Art] |
01:08:40 |
Build what? How do you take over |
01:08:43 |
I really don't want to find out. |
01:08:46 |
- Fleet? |
01:08:49 |
- We have to rescue Snuggle Lump. |
01:08:52 |
Lump. The foreign fella. He's on our side. |
01:08:55 |
The other 3-- not so much. |
01:08:58 |
- This is so not happening. |
01:09:01 |
Not so fast. I have a plan. Work with |
01:09:06 |
- Why? |
01:09:08 |
- What, we're gonna throw candy at them? |
01:09:12 |
My own little science project. |
01:09:21 |
Mentos bomb. You're a genius. |
01:09:23 |
You shouldn't do this. |
01:09:25 |
- Humans friendly. Whoa! |
01:09:29 |
[Tazer] |
01:09:32 |
- [Jake] Let's get 'em! |
01:09:33 |
[Grunting] |
01:09:36 |
- Snuggles! |
01:09:42 |
- Release me. |
01:09:48 |
He's out cold. |
01:09:51 |
- You! |
01:09:54 |
[Shouts, Groans] |
01:09:56 |
[Machine Whirring] |
01:09:59 |
[Gasps] |
01:10:07 |
[Sighs] |
01:10:09 |
- How do you feel now? |
01:10:13 |
- It's their own death ray. |
01:10:16 |
Bad. Not sweet. So not sweet. |
01:10:26 |
- Hey! Humans. |
01:10:28 |
The machine molecule expands. |
01:10:35 |
[Laughs] |
01:10:38 |
Who's little now, Earth maggots? |
01:10:42 |
- Pretty cool, huh? |
01:10:46 |
It's over. I win. |
01:10:48 |
- [Art] Where's he going? |
01:10:51 |
- What about Mommy and Daddy? |
01:10:54 |
[All Chattering] |
01:11:06 |
Everyone, listen. We don't have much time. |
01:11:08 |
- Sparks, can anything go on that machine? |
01:11:11 |
Good. Art, Lee, I'm gonna need a controller. |
01:11:13 |
- Bethany, I need you to keep the |
01:11:16 |
[Beeps] |
01:11:19 |
Jake, come on. |
01:11:21 |
- This battle's not over yet. |
01:11:25 |
There. |
01:11:27 |
Cool. He super-sized it. |
01:11:31 |
You are one ugly alien. |
01:11:33 |
- [Banging] |
01:11:36 |
He may be ugly, but he's mine. |
01:11:39 |
You don't know when to quit, do you? |
01:11:44 |
- We need a clean shot at his neck. |
01:11:53 |
- Ow! You broke my nail! |
01:12:04 |
Whoa! |
01:12:06 |
[Laughs] |
01:12:09 |
- Ah! |
01:12:13 |
He's calling the invasion. |
01:12:17 |
[Stuart] |
01:12:19 |
- [Stuart] Unbelievable. |
01:12:21 |
God bless America. |
01:12:25 |
It's not bad, |
01:12:28 |
Whoa, whoa. Those are category-3 |
01:12:32 |
I suppose that's another ticket. |
01:12:37 |
Light 'em up. Let's put that guy to shame. |
01:12:42 |
I got it! Tom! Tom, I found it. |
01:12:47 |
Get him to turn around! |
01:12:50 |
Hey! Down here, you prehistoric space scum! |
01:13:00 |
- [Sheriff] Ooh. |
01:13:02 |
That was awesome! Those things |
01:13:08 |
- I don't think that's you, Nate. |
01:13:11 |
It's them. They'll all be coming soon. |
01:13:16 |
Open your eyes, people. |
01:13:18 |
There's only one answer-- meteor shower. |
01:13:21 |
- Oh, that's right. I heard on the radio. |
01:13:25 |
- [Screams] |
01:13:29 |
- [Grunts] |
01:13:33 |
- [Grunts] Hey. |
01:13:38 |
Tom! Take the shot! |
01:13:41 |
- Shoot him! |
01:13:44 |
- Look out! The ugly one got big! |
01:13:48 |
- Hurry. Do it, Tom! |
01:13:52 |
Angle equals one-half arc sine of gravity |
01:13:56 |
45 degrees. |
01:13:59 |
What was that? |
01:14:01 |
[Grunts] |
01:14:03 |
You messed with the wrong mathlete. |
01:14:16 |
- Yes. |
01:14:17 |
Commander. Hey, wait a second. |
01:14:21 |
Take that. |
01:14:24 |
- Puny humans, is that all you have? |
01:14:31 |
No, you don't. |
01:14:34 |
You see that? |
01:14:36 |
Sparks! Reverse the machine. |
01:14:41 |
[Shouts] |
01:14:43 |
- [Tazer Laughs] |
01:14:50 |
- Too easy. |
01:14:55 |
- Nothing's working. |
01:14:59 |
[Groaning] |
01:15:01 |
- Crude. |
01:15:03 |
That was awesome. |
01:15:08 |
- Reversed. |
01:15:15 |
[Screams] |
01:15:23 |
- You came back for me. |
01:15:26 |
We can hug lips on Zirkon. |
01:15:36 |
- Whoa! |
01:15:39 |
[Hannah] |
01:15:41 |
- Hannah, are you okay? |
01:15:42 |
[Jake] Over here. |
01:15:45 |
- Snugs was great. So were you guys. |
01:15:48 |
There's so many. |
01:15:55 |
[Beeps] |
01:15:58 |
Retreat. Retreat. The machine is destroyed. |
01:16:01 |
We have been outsmarted by the humans. |
01:16:05 |
The invasion has failed. |
01:16:09 |
Retreat. Retreat. |
01:16:12 |
[Sighs] |
01:16:15 |
Whoa. |
01:16:19 |
He's gone. |
01:16:22 |
It's over. It's all over. |
01:16:26 |
We won. |
01:16:30 |
Thanks, Snugs, for everything. |
01:16:33 |
You're all right for a space maggot. |
01:16:36 |
Miss him? He's staying here, with us. |
01:16:41 |
Please don't go. |
01:16:44 |
[Sighs] |
01:16:57 |
Han, I think he's already got a family. |
01:17:02 |
My family. |
01:17:15 |
[Sighs] |
01:17:20 |
Subtitles: Arigon |
01:18:04 |
[Stuart] |
01:18:06 |
Hey. |
01:18:10 |
- Listen, about your grades-- |
01:18:15 |
You were right, and I was wrong. |
01:18:18 |
Turns out there are advantages |
01:18:23 |
I'm sorry. |
01:18:27 |
I had this really great lecture planned. |
01:18:29 |
Even rehearsed it in front of the mirror. |
01:18:38 |
Did you see the meteor shower? |
01:18:40 |
Yeah. Yeah, it was life-changing. |
01:18:48 |
- Nice cast, Nana. |
01:18:51 |
- Whoa, whoa! Got a bite. Got a bite. |
01:18:54 |
Oh, yeah. Come on. |
01:18:57 |
[Chattering] |
01:19:07 |
- [Grunts] |
01:19:10 |
[Screams] |
01:19:12 |
[Woman] |
01:19:16 |
[Doorbell Chimes] |
01:19:18 |
- Annie! |
01:19:22 |
- Vacation ended early. These are for you. |
01:19:25 |
Hey, you're my girlfriend now. |
01:19:27 |
So there is nothing I wouldn't do for you. |
01:19:30 |
Hoo-hoo-hoo! Ladies. |
01:19:35 |
It's girls' night out. |
01:19:37 |
- If you like dancing. |
01:19:41 |
- [Device Beeps] |
01:19:44 |
Till you've seen funky Ricky. |
01:19:48 |
[Grunts] |
01:19:56 |
[Chittering] |
01:19:57 |
Wedgie time. |
01:20:00 |
Cannonball. |
01:20:01 |
I think he's hungry. |
01:20:03 |
[Gasps] |
01:20:06 |
Turn him off. |
01:20:10 |
Ricky, you're acting really weird. |
01:20:12 |
- What are you talking about? |
01:20:15 |
Okay, now back on. |
01:20:18 |
[Both Gasp] |
01:20:22 |
[Crunching] |
01:20:24 |
[Loud Groaning] |
01:20:28 |
I am so keeping this. |
01:20:29 |
[Loud Groaning] |
01:20:33 |
[Woman] Hey, so strange |
01:20:37 |
* Hey, you've changed |
01:20:41 |
* 'Cause you get in my head |
01:20:43 |
* When I'm here, you're there |
01:20:46 |
* So reverse your words back to the start |
01:20:50 |
* Hey, you're just talking like a machine |
01:20:54 |
* Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between |
01:20:59 |
* 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart |
01:21:01 |
* When I'm here, you're there |
01:21:03 |
* So reverse your words back to the start |
01:21:10 |
* You're out of this world |
01:21:16 |
* A crazy intuition |
01:21:18 |
* You're off and on |
01:21:22 |
* Come back |
01:21:25 |
* A curious condition |
01:21:27 |
* And then you switch right over |
01:21:30 |
* It's weird |
01:21:32 |
* But just can't get a hold of myself |
01:21:36 |
* Hey, so strange |
01:21:40 |
* Hey, you've changed |
01:21:44 |
* 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart |
01:21:47 |
* When I'm here, you're there |
01:21:49 |
* So reverse your words back to the start |
01:21:53 |
* Hey, you're just talking like a machine |
01:21:58 |
* Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between |
01:22:02 |
* 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart |
01:22:04 |
* When I'm here, you're there |
01:22:06 |
* So reverse your words back to the start |
01:22:13 |
* You're out of this world |
01:22:19 |
* A little more than different |
01:22:22 |
* And you keep lacking |
01:22:28 |
* It's you that I am missing |
01:22:30 |
* And then you switch right over |
01:22:34 |
* It's weird |
01:22:36 |
* But just can't get a hold of myself |
01:22:39 |
* Hey, so strange |
01:22:43 |
* Hey, you've changed |
01:22:48 |
* 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart |
01:22:50 |
* When I'm here, you're there |
01:22:52 |
* So reverse your words back to the start |
01:22:57 |
* Hey, you're just talking like a machine |
01:23:01 |
* Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between |
01:23:05 |
* 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart |
01:23:07 |
* When I'm here, you're there |
01:23:09 |
* So reverse your words back to the start |
01:23:15 |
* Wonder where you are |
01:23:19 |
* Staring at the stars falling behind you |
01:23:23 |
* Across the universe |
01:23:28 |
* I gotta find a planet for me |
01:23:34 |
* Hey, so strange |
01:23:38 |
* Hey, you've changed |
01:23:42 |
* 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart |
01:23:44 |
* When I'm here, you're there |
01:23:46 |
* So reverse your words back to the start |
01:23:51 |
* Hey, you're just talking like a machine |
01:23:55 |
* Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between |
01:24:00 |
* 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart |
01:24:02 |
* When I'm here, you're there |
01:24:04 |
* So reverse your words back to the start |
01:24:13 |
- Here comes the magic. |
01:24:16 |
[Dance] |
01:24:30 |
Whoa, whoa! Crazy girl. |
01:24:33 |
[Laughs] |
01:24:35 |
You think Brittany-- |
01:24:39 |
To make a phone call |
01:24:42 |
is a serious, serious, serious, serious-- |
01:24:52 |
[Laughs] |
01:24:54 |
You mean other than the fact |
01:24:57 |
Smart, sensitive-- Oh, gosh. |
01:24:59 |
Good-looking, smart, sensitive, romantic-- |
01:25:03 |
[Engine Grinding] |
01:25:08 |
Come on. |
01:25:11 |
[Mutters] |
01:25:13 |
Hey, I bought us all new side-stab-- |
01:25:18 |
- Can't you get somebody else for this role? |
01:25:23 |
[People Laughing] |
01:25:25 |
- You are floating. |
01:25:31 |
Duck! |
01:25:33 |
Cool it. |
01:25:37 |
Liberty Lions, come on, come on! |
01:25:40 |
Ricky Dillman is a big moron! |
01:25:42 |
Whoo! |