Horse Feathers

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00:01:01 And so, in retiring as president
00:01:06 it is indeed a painful task
00:01:10 And now, with the utmost pleasure,
00:01:13 may I present the man who is to guide
00:01:18 Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff!
00:01:28 Professor, it is an honor
00:01:32 Never mind that, hold this coat.
00:01:38 By the way, there's no smoking.
00:01:41 That's what you said.
00:01:46 It would please the faculty
00:01:49 The faculty can keep their seats.
00:01:55 Members of the faculty,
00:01:58 students of Huxley
00:02:00 I guess that covers everything.
00:02:02 I thought my razor was dull
00:02:05 Which reminds me of a story so dirty
00:02:09 As I look at your faces, I understand
00:02:14 At my last college, it was slightly
00:02:19 Things went from bad to worse,
00:02:21 and soon I was flat on my back again.
00:02:24 Any questions? Any answers?
00:02:26 Any rags? Any bones?
00:02:30 Let's have some action around here.
00:02:34 That's the spirit! 1776!
00:02:37 You'd like to know why I'm here.
00:02:39 I came here to get my son out.
00:02:41 I remember the day he left:
00:02:45 I kissed them both goodbye.
00:02:50 Young lady, would you get up
00:02:55 So, doing your homework in school, eh?
00:03:00 I'm sure the students would appreciate
00:03:05 What? - I said they would appreciate
00:03:10 You just said that. That's the trouble
00:03:13 I think I must go mad. Where will it
00:03:18 Go home to your wife.
00:03:21 Outside of the improvement,
00:03:23 Pull over to the side of the road
00:03:27 President Wagstaff, now that you
00:03:31 Oh, is that what I stepped in?
00:03:34 At least you could have cleaned them.
00:03:38 I think you know what the trustees
00:03:43 "I don't know what they have to say,
00:03:47 Whatever it is, I'm against it.
00:03:50 No matter what it is and who
00:03:56 Your proposition may be good, but
00:04:01 I'm against it!
00:04:02 And even when you've changed it
00:04:08 I'm opposed to it.
00:04:11 On general principles opposed to it."
00:04:13 "He's opposed to it. In fact it seems
00:04:21 "For months before my son was born,
00:04:25 Whatever it is, I'm against it!
00:04:28 And I've kept yelling since I first
00:04:39 "Knowing Dad as I do,
00:04:43 to displease him, or tease him.
00:04:48 Don't double-cross him
00:04:54 When dear old Dad once gets mad
00:04:59 he's a hound!"
00:05:03 "My son is right, I'm quick to fight,
00:05:06 When I'm abused or badly used,
00:05:12 No matter if he's in
00:05:15 I go ahead, alive or dead,
00:05:18 "He goes ahead, alive or dead,
00:05:23 "I soon dispose of all of those
00:05:26 As Shakespeare said to Nathan Hale:
00:05:58 "He always gets his man!"
00:06:00 "That's what I said."
00:06:03 "That's what I mean."
00:06:06 "You're telling me?" - "He always gets
00:06:13 "He gets his man! He gets his man!"
00:06:16 "I always get, I always get,
00:06:18 I always get,
00:06:23 I always get my man!"
00:06:32 Splendid, Professor!
00:06:35 Marvellous! - Alright scram, boys,
00:06:43 Dad, let me congratulate you.
00:06:46 My boy, you took the words out of my
00:06:51 You're a disgrace to the family name
00:06:55 What's this about you fooling around
00:06:58 No wonder you've been 12 years
00:07:01 I went to 3 colleges in 12 years
00:07:05 At your age
00:07:07 Sometimes before supper. Or I went
00:07:12 A college widow stood for something
00:07:15 There's nothing between me and her.
00:07:19 But... - I don't want to talk to you
00:07:22 I'd horsewhip you, if I had a horse.
00:07:26 Leave your name with the girl outside.
00:07:30 Where are you going?
00:07:33 That's what they teach you here?
00:07:36 You know you can't leave a school-room
00:07:40 This school has had a new president
00:07:43 when we won our last football game.
00:07:45 I like education as well as the next
00:07:49 ...but besides education, this
00:07:54 And for a good football team, you need
00:07:59 I think you've got something. I'll
00:08:02 One more question: Where do you get
00:08:06 In the speakeasy...
00:08:08 Isn't that against the law, selling
00:08:12 Two of the best players in the country
00:08:15 You suggest that I go there,
00:08:20 42, Elm Street. But you can't
00:08:23 It's not right for a college to buy
00:08:27 Well, come on and we'll have a nip.
00:08:31 Anything further, Father? - "Anything
00:08:35 Isn't it "Anything Father, further?"
00:08:38 your mother because I wanted children.
00:08:44 "And I kept yelling since I first
00:09:00 That's my proposition. How about it?
00:09:03 It's OK with us, Mr. Jennings, but
00:09:06 how are you gonna fix it?
00:09:09 You'll be entered as Darwin students
00:09:13 Yeah, but how about the dough?
00:09:17 You get the balance after the game.
00:09:21 Huxley can't win. - You said it!
00:09:27 Alright boys, let's go.
00:09:32 Bye.
00:09:36 Baravelli!
00:09:45 Hello?
00:09:47 Yes, lady, this is Baravelli,
00:09:51 One quart of scotch,
00:09:55 Hold on, I see if I got 'em.
00:09:59 One quart of scotch.
00:10:01 One quart of rye.
00:10:03 OK, lady, I send 'em right over.
00:10:16 Hey, Baravelli!
00:10:23 What do ya want?
00:10:26 And don't let anyone in
00:10:29 What is it?
00:10:32 OK, I got it.
00:10:34 Swordfish! Swordfish.
00:10:43 Who are you? - I'm fine. Who are you?
00:10:48 Well, what is the password?
00:10:51 I tell what I do,
00:10:55 It's the name of a fish.
00:10:59 That's no fish!
00:11:02 Let me see. Is it sturgeon?
00:11:05 You crazy! A sturgeon, he's a doctor,
00:11:08 You got one more chance.
00:11:12 Funny, I gotta haddock too. - What do
00:11:18 I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
00:11:21 But you no guess it.
00:11:25 Hey, you no understand English?
00:11:29 Now, I give you one more guess.
00:11:33 I think I got it. Is it swordfish?
00:11:38 Pretty good, eh?
00:11:43 What do you want? - To come in.
00:11:48 Swordfish. - No, I got tired of that.
00:11:52 What's the password now?
00:12:09 Buddy, can you help me out?
00:12:17 Hey, here comes my partner.
00:12:20 Hey, Pinky,
00:12:22 do you know the password?
00:12:31 Get up. That's no way to go into
00:13:13 Hey, what'll you have?
00:13:16 He'll take a scotch.
00:13:18 I got it! Swordfish.
00:13:50 Cut the cards.
00:13:57 Now, to business. I'm looking for two
00:14:01 We hang around here...
00:14:04 Prof. Wagstaff from Huxley College.
00:14:07 Means nothing to me, either.
00:14:10 I'm Prof. Huxley
00:14:13 You didn't stay at the other one long.
00:14:15 Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?
00:15:04 In case I never see you again,
00:15:09 First we want a football.
00:15:12 If we had, would you be interested?
00:15:16 I no think I can sleep on a football.
00:15:22 You're stuck. - Can you cash a check
00:15:34 Five, ten, fifteen and twenty-two.
00:15:37 As soon as I get the check,
00:15:48 Laura!
00:15:50 Am I too early? - No, shall I tell
00:15:54 Give me the tray.
00:16:04 Your breakfast, Madam. Anything else?
00:16:06 Yes, put some cream in my coffee,
00:16:11 Busy arguing with Dad about you.
00:16:15 Well, what about me?
00:16:19 You're interfering with my studies.
00:16:22 He must think I'm terrible.
00:16:26 Are you making love to me?
00:16:30 "Everyone says I love you, the cop
00:16:36 the preacher in the pulpit and the man
00:16:44 Everyone, no matter who,
00:16:51 the captain and the sailor and the
00:16:58 There are only 8 little letters
00:17:03 you will find,
00:17:05 but they mean a lot more
00:17:13 Everywhere the whole world through,
00:17:20 The tiger in the jungle and the monk
00:18:27 Get that crate out of here!
00:18:32 Blocking traffic, holding up cars...
00:18:42 You know what I'm going to do to you?
00:18:44 You're a wise guy, ain't you?
00:18:49 You see that badge?
00:19:38 And I say to you, gentlemen,
00:19:41 Trouble is we're neglecting football
00:19:47 No, I'm wrong.
00:19:50 Now I know
00:19:54 There's too much football, and not
00:19:58 Wrong again! If there was a snake here
00:20:02 Where would the college be
00:20:05 Have we got a stadium? - Yes.
00:20:08 Well, we can't support both.
00:20:11 But where will the students sleep?
00:20:15 Professor, the Dean of Science
00:20:18 He said he's tired of
00:20:21 Tell him
00:20:25 Now, where were we? Oh yes.
00:20:29 How much am I paying you fellas?
00:20:33 In that case, I'll raise it to 8,000.
00:20:39 The Dean's furious. He's waxing wroth!
00:20:42 Is Wroth there, too?
00:20:45 Guess that's bad, eh?
00:20:49 It's about your son.
00:20:51 I'm afraid he's paying
00:20:55 and too much to Connie Bailey.
00:20:58 I'll put a stop to that.
00:21:01 Either of you weasels got her number?
00:21:08 Get me Maine 4-9970
00:21:11 You may go now. Drop this
00:21:16 Hello, I want to speak to Miss Bailey.
00:21:20 Why, of course I know your son.
00:21:25 Why, that's silly.
00:21:31 Professor, I don't understand.
00:21:33 You don't? Come over to my office.
00:21:36 You're in bed? In that case,
00:21:55 Where are your tongs?
00:22:01 No more ice until you pay the bill.
00:22:03 How much do we owe you?
00:22:07 I can get an Eskimo for $200
00:22:20 I tell you what: You owe us 200.
00:22:25 I'll consult my lawyer. If he tells me
00:22:30 Forget about the money. Go to college,
00:22:35 I gotta co-ed last week for $18,
00:22:39 Since when has a co-ed two pairs
00:22:43 Baravelli, you've got the brain
00:22:47 Now that you're a college boy,
00:22:50 your pennant, your coat.
00:22:59 Report for football practice in the
00:23:03 There's nothing on this paper.
00:23:08 Here, put your name on there.
00:23:12 Wait a minute, this isn't legal.
00:23:16 Where's the seal?
00:23:26 And thus we see that the function
00:23:30 is to transmit oxygen
00:23:33 which is called osmosis...
00:23:36 Have they started
00:23:39 Mr President, what a pleasure!
00:23:42 A bicycle, but I left it in the hall.
00:23:47 Come in, dunces.
00:23:54 Well, all you need now
00:23:56 Find yourselves a couple of seats.
00:24:07 Now, let us go on with our lecture.
00:24:10 I wish you'd go on
00:24:13 What do you think of that slide?
00:24:19 Now, the circulatory system!
00:24:21 Here is the liver.
00:24:24 What, no bacon?
00:24:27 The liver, if neglected,
00:24:31 You are all familiar
00:24:34 Sure! So roses are red,
00:24:37 so sugar is sweet,
00:24:39 I bet I know who it is.
00:24:42 To protect the heart, or cardium,
00:24:45 Mother Nature has provided a sac,
00:24:49 Any questions?
00:24:50 Yes. When you gonna
00:24:54 Psychopathically,
00:24:59 to the coordination of the palyphus.
00:25:02 Is this stuff on the level, or are you
00:25:07 Why, everything I told you can be
00:25:10 I'm sure my students will bear me out.
00:25:19 Let that be a lesson to all of you.
00:25:22 This school
00:25:25 That goes for you, too.
00:25:37 Leave me alone!
00:25:43 Let us follow a corpuscle
00:25:47 Oh, my mistake,
00:25:50 There is constant warfare
00:25:53 Now, baboons, what is a corpuscle?
00:25:57 There's a captain, then a lieutenant,
00:26:01 That's fine. Why don't you bore a hole
00:26:07 We now find ourselves among the Alps,
00:26:13 Beyond are more Alps, and the Lord
00:26:17 The blood rushes from the head to the
00:26:20 and rushes back to the head again.
00:26:23 This is known as auction pinochle.
00:26:26 We first listen to your hearts beat,
00:26:30 but diamonds and clubs, your partner
00:26:34 Now take this point, for instance...
00:26:38 That reminds me. Where's my son?
00:26:41 Well, the human body
00:26:45 Now, here is a most unusual organ.
00:26:47 The organ will play a solo
00:26:51 Scientists examine rats, or
00:26:55 And what do they find? Asparagus.
00:26:57 Now, on closer examination...
00:27:01 This needs closer examination.
00:27:03 In fact, it needs a nightgown.
00:27:05 Baravelli, who did this?
00:27:08 It doesn't look like me.
00:27:11 and hang it in my bedroom.
00:27:16 So you're the culprit.
00:27:18 Young man, you can't
00:27:25 Well, I was wrong.
00:27:28 Well, you must be punished.
00:27:31 But I didn't do anything.
00:27:33 I know, but there's no fun
00:27:37 Now, we'll have no more interruptions.
00:27:40 According to von Steinmetz,
00:27:45 phagocytes...
00:27:51 According to von Steinmetz,
00:27:54 er, phagocytes...
00:28:00 According to von...
00:28:02 According to von Steinmetz...
00:28:08 According to von Steinmetz, a group
00:28:14 And they are essential
00:28:21 My left wing has been turned,
00:28:24 But I'll fight it out on these lines...
00:28:37 Hello.
00:28:38 Oh, it's you, Frank.
00:28:42 Why, of course,
00:28:45 Alright, I'll be expecting you then.
00:28:48 Goodbye, darling.
00:28:50 Who are you calling "darling"?
00:28:55 I didn't tell you to fall for him,
00:28:59 He says Huxley will win.
00:29:02 I've got my bankroll bet on Darwin,
00:29:06 Before the game starts
00:29:09 Down the hatch and on my way.
00:29:16 See you later.
00:29:18 Bye, dear.
00:29:35 Are you still here.
00:29:40 What do you mean, am I still here?
00:29:45 I shouldn't be here. The old man
00:29:49 Don't worry about him,
00:29:53 How about a little drink?
00:30:12 Are you Miss Bailey?
00:30:14 Come, come, one of us is!
00:30:18 I'm Prof. Wagstoff. Who are you?
00:30:21 Then you are Miss Bailey.
00:30:24 You've got to give my son up.
00:30:27 He's all I've got, apart from
00:30:32 But... - Lies! He's a shell of his
00:30:36 I tell you you're ruining him.
00:30:39 Did he tell you that you have
00:30:43 Told me that, too. Tells everyone!
00:30:46 I could sit on your lap all day
00:30:50 Quick, get out! That door.
00:31:01 I don't want any ice.
00:31:15 Who was that? - The ice man.
00:31:20 The ice man leaves me cold.
00:31:23 Here you are...
00:31:25 You are fooling around with her.
00:31:29 A son taking a dame from his father.
00:31:33 I'll settle with this woman, then
00:31:38 Follow me.
00:31:46 Be a lamp in the window
00:31:50 Where were we?
00:31:53 And doing pretty well, as I recall it.
00:31:57 Hurry, get out! Hurry!
00:32:00 And remember, stay undercover.
00:32:08 You dropped your ice.
00:32:09 I don't want any ice!
00:32:17 Now do you want any ice?
00:32:19 Oh, you're beautiful.
00:32:25 You're overcoming me.
00:32:29 I like you. You got something.
00:32:32 I'm gonna tell him he's crazy.
00:32:43 Professor, what are you doing here?
00:32:45 Nothing, since you came in.
00:32:48 You know him?
00:32:51 Now I just have to get him
00:32:55 Read any good books lately?
00:33:09 This must be the main highway.
00:33:14 Follow me,
00:33:22 Pretty popular place. - Yeah,
00:33:26 What are you doing here?
00:33:30 Since when?
00:33:32 And you? - I'm the plumber. In case
00:33:37 I haven't used that joke for 20 years.
00:33:39 Take a deep breath and follow me.
00:33:53 Cosy place we have here.
00:34:04 You sing high, eh?
00:34:07 My last pupil,
00:34:10 So maybe it's better you don't sing.
00:34:13 That's much better. I'll sing.
00:34:16 "Everyone says I love you,
00:34:18 the big mosquito when he sting you,
00:34:21 the fly when he's stuck on
00:34:26 Every time the cow says "moo",
00:34:31 and the rooster when he holler
00:34:37 Christopher Columbo, he write
00:34:42 he say how I love you, then he get
00:34:47 What you think Columbo do,
00:34:53 He says to Pocahontas, atch-a catchy
00:34:59 Maybe it's better I don't sing, too.
00:35:04 I love good music. - So do I,
00:35:09 I've got to stay here. But you folks
00:36:21 Well, that's all for the first lesson.
00:36:25 Don't breathe before then.
00:36:28 If this is a singing lesson,
00:36:31 Keep your family out of it. Baravelli!
00:36:34 Are you going my way? - Yes.
00:36:37 No you don't. And if I find you here
00:36:44 Tell my son to take that lamp down.
00:36:56 Dad!
00:36:57 You've got the wrong football players.
00:37:00 No, Baravelli and the dog catcher.
00:37:03 But I got them in the speakeasy.
00:37:07 The ones I told you about are playing
00:37:11 Don't leave a stone unturned.
00:37:19 Baravelli!
00:37:23 ...2671, 57, 84, 59, 71...
00:37:28 What are you doing in there?
00:37:34 Come on out.
00:37:36 What do you want? - You can fix it
00:37:39 I want to play. - Alright, but listen.
00:37:44 Have you any experience in kidnapping?
00:37:49 First I call them up,
00:37:52 What kind of a car you got?
00:37:54 I no got a car, just a chauffeur.
00:37:57 But when you have a chauffeur,
00:38:01 Well, I had, but it cost too much,
00:38:06 I would have kept the car.
00:38:09 I gotta have a chauffeur
00:38:13 How can he take you to work?
00:38:15 He don't have to. I no gotta job.
00:38:18 That's it. How much would you want
00:38:24 Now just a minute, boys.
00:38:30 You have to, I've taken my coat off.
00:38:33 You wouldn't mind stepping out?
00:38:36 I'd love to,
00:38:38 I've got a proposition. - Watch out,
00:38:43 Let's go in here.
00:38:49 I want you to do something for me.
00:38:52 We gotta kidnap a couple of players
00:38:56 Is that so?
00:39:00 Sounds like it. But the fellas I mean
00:39:03 Let me give you a tip.
00:39:08 Thanks! - Now, I want you
00:39:12 What do you want?
00:39:14 give me the signals,
00:39:18 Alright.
00:39:20 Here's the signals.
00:39:24 Want a minute,
00:39:27 You think I'd give you 500 dollars
00:39:30 They cost me 200.
00:42:52 Listen, you gotta get busy
00:42:55 I thought you were going to get them.
00:43:01 You just have to get to the professor.
00:43:05 And I'm depending on you to get them.
00:43:08 Yes, but how?
00:43:12 Romance him, baby, romance him.
00:43:15 And remember, all you're to get
00:43:35 "Everyone says I love you,
00:43:38 but just what they say it for,
00:43:42 it's just inviting trouble for
00:43:51 Take a pair of rabbits who
00:43:55 get stuck on each other
00:43:59 and pretty soon you find a million
00:44:08 When a lion gets feeling frisky
00:44:16 there's another lion who knows
00:44:24 Everything that ever grew, the goose
00:44:32 the duck upon the water,
00:44:39 That's a wise quack.
00:44:42 How would you like it
00:44:51 This is my first time in a canoe
00:44:55 You're perfectly safe, Professor,
00:44:58 I was going to get a flat bottom,
00:45:02 I could go on like this
00:45:07 What a day. Spring in the air!
00:45:10 Who, me? And fall in the lake?
00:45:13 Professor, you're full of whimsy.
00:45:15 Can you tell from there?
00:45:24 Is that important?
00:45:28 Those are the football signals.
00:45:31 I've got a duplicate in my pocket.
00:45:33 I always carry two of everything.
00:45:38 You mean
00:45:41 I hate to see a girl walk home alone.
00:45:44 You know, Professor,
00:45:48 You think a little girl like me
00:45:52 I think you could understand anything.
00:45:55 Is the big stwong man
00:45:58 all about the bad football signals?
00:46:02 Was that you or the duck?
00:46:06 If icky baby don't learn
00:46:09 icky baby gonna cry.
00:46:12 If icky girl keep talking that way,
00:46:14 big stwong man
00:46:18 Naughty man is only fooling!
00:46:21 Just for that I'm coming over
00:46:24 to smother him in kisses.
00:46:30 Oh, so that's your game.
00:46:35 Professor Wagstaff!
00:46:39 Just call me Quincy.
00:46:42 Throw me the lifesaver!
00:46:46 Please hurry, Professor.
00:46:57 39. This is it!
00:47:05 Hello. Yeah, this is McHardie.
00:47:10 So they're coming right over?
00:47:12 OK, we'll take care of them.
00:47:15 Jennings says Baravelli and the dog
00:47:20 to keep us out of the game.
00:47:27 This is the place.
00:47:30 No, that's for flies.
00:47:33 We look for football players.
00:47:36 You got the shovel, the axe
00:47:41 No, that's no pick. That's a hog.
00:47:44 Don't you know what a hog is?
00:47:46 Oh, come on, let's get busy.
00:47:53 Mullen und McHardie?
00:47:55 That's us. What can we do for you?
00:47:58 No.
00:48:01 She's a very sick man.
00:48:04 What happened to her?
00:48:07 She crash her automobile.
00:48:09 She has no automobile. - Then she fell
00:48:13 You will? I have no sister.
00:48:17 That's alright.
00:48:20 You think
00:48:23 This is gonna take a long time.
00:48:28 Try one at a time.
00:48:36 Odin't work, eh?
00:48:39 Get tough.
00:48:42 Get tough with the other one.
00:48:46 Get tough with both of them.
00:48:48 Tougher!
00:49:02 Now you're getting someplace.
00:49:10 You better think of something else.
00:49:16 I'm exhausted, too.
00:49:20 Maybe you fellas got an idea?
00:49:23 Where's that rope, Ed?
00:49:26 Get 'em, Ed!
00:49:38 Hey guys, we'll let you know
00:49:42 Now they've kidnapped us!
00:49:45 That's a fix-a fine we're in.
00:49:48 I got an idea. You got a rope?
00:49:52 That's fine. Tie on the bed,
00:49:56 Tie on the bed,
00:50:01 Hey!
00:50:03 What you do? You no tie on the bed.
00:50:07 No, I mean a-tie the rope.
00:50:10 Now what you gonna do?
00:50:16 You crazy! That's a-no good.
00:50:21 You wanna break-a my neck?
00:50:26 Don't worry, Mr. Jennings,
00:50:30 Alright. That game's in the bag.
00:50:36 Wonder what the two mugs
00:51:13 Our little playmates,
00:51:17 We got no cups. See ya after the game.
00:51:24 Take off your coat. Come on.
00:51:29 Quit stallin'.
00:51:32 Now take off your pants.
00:51:52 You too!
00:51:54 Take that coat off.
00:51:58 Stand over there, you.
00:52:08 So,
00:52:09 if you boys'll excuse us,
00:52:12 Tune in on the radio if you
00:52:19 I'll send my sister over
00:52:27 Gee, I guess it's locked.
00:52:50 Boy, what a pretty play.
00:52:52 Darwin's just got a fourth touchdown
00:52:56 There seems to be no stopping
00:52:59 Two minutes left to play
00:53:01 and what a lacing
00:53:10 HcHardie has the ball
00:53:23 I guess we made a grand slam.
00:54:00 Pinky, hurry up.
00:54:02 Come on, we still got time to play.
00:54:09 Fine kidnappers you are. The fellas
00:54:13 Look: 12 to nothing.
00:54:17 Know what it means if Huxley loses?
00:54:21 And you're crazy if you don't
00:54:25 No, no, no, no! Get in that game!
00:54:31 Listen, you butter-fingered milksops!
00:54:33 The way you're playing, you couldn't
00:54:37 We're going to have to use
00:54:41 where the quarterback makes
00:54:45 Dad! - Wait a minute! Boys,
00:54:48 Dad! - What do you want?
00:54:51 I know I am,
00:54:57 Which way you going? - Out there.
00:55:06 Where's your number?
00:55:13 Boy, play like you did last time.
00:55:34 Ready?
00:55:36 Let's go!
00:55:45 Here comes Prof. Wagstaff.
00:55:47 Will you say something?
00:55:50 Professor Wagstaff will tell you
00:55:54 Some football game. I wish
00:55:58 Last week, I told you Mrs. Moskowitz
00:56:02 Last night Mrs Moskowitz had twins.
00:56:08 Thank you, Professor.
00:56:20 The boys are back in the field,
00:56:23 Huxley is about to kick off,
00:56:25 and there they go!
00:56:44 Pardon me.
00:56:59 That'll teach him to pass a lady
00:57:12 Hey, you wanna get hurt?
00:57:16 Signal: 18, 72, forward pass,
00:57:28 Pinky, what are you doing here?
00:57:33 That tackle will cost you 15 yards.
00:57:36 You're supposed to tackle
00:57:44 Hey, idiot, where's that ball?
00:57:46 Look, he's got the mumps.
00:57:50 Give me it.
00:58:03 Ain't deaf over there.
00:58:13 Bring that back!
00:58:37 Signal: 85, 29, 78. Hup!
00:58:51 Come on, boys.
00:58:54 Jumping anaconda!
00:58:58 Yes, I'm a doctor.
00:59:10 Come back for me in five minutes.
00:59:16 Fancy seeing you here.
00:59:29 Why weren't you in the last scrimmage?
00:59:31 I'm sitting this one out.
00:59:34 You know another way to smoke it?
00:59:40 Don't look now,
00:59:44 Up there with the janitor's wife.
00:59:47 Here, have a cigar.
00:59:52 Signal.
00:59:54 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
01:00:12 Have you got it, boys?
01:00:18 Hey, bring that ball in here.
01:00:33 There goes the ball.
01:00:40 Go on, Pinky. Make a home run.
01:00:51 Gee, Pinky, you made a touchdown.
01:01:22 I forgot your phone number.
01:01:28 Here it is. Come on,
01:01:30 get off that ball.
01:01:41 Signal: Uno, duo, tre, vendi,
01:02:01 Nice work, Pinky.
01:02:09 Signal: Hi diddle diddle,
01:02:12 this time I think
01:02:27 Hey, you're running the wrong way.
01:02:58 We are gathered together here to join
01:03:06 Do you take this man to be