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00:00:40	Kevin. Did we reinforce
00:00:43	Nah, we didn't have time.
00:00:47	Cool.
00:00:57	Soul of an eagle.
00:01:15	Oh, shit.
00:01:19	Are you okay?
00:02:17	What's up, little riders?
00:02:19	I'm jumping the public pool tomorrow.
00:02:29	Eat some smoke!
00:02:31	That's just a sample.
00:02:34	See you there.
00:02:48	Pink grapefruit.
00:02:50	Yes.
00:02:55	- Toasted marshmallow.
00:02:57	Finish her off.
00:03:02	Raspberry?
00:03:04	Psych! Very Cherry.
00:03:06	A hundred straight.
00:03:09	I'm gonna go drop some dumpage.
00:03:12	- Voltron?
00:03:15	- Hi, Dave.
00:03:17	Why'd you call yourself Voltron?
00:03:19	I don't know.
00:03:23	- You're weird.
00:03:26	Yoo-hoo, shitheads.
00:03:27	I just found a bag of fireworks
00:03:29	Would you guys like to light them off?
00:03:31	All right, boys. Prepare to be dazzled.
00:03:47	Jumping the pool tomorrow!
00:04:06	God damn. Rod!
00:04:09	Mom? Have you seen my hip pads?
00:04:12	In the kitchen.
00:04:13	Rod, maybe you shouldn't fight Frank
00:04:15	You know, you could rest up
00:04:17	Relax, Kev. I'm gonna win this time.
00:04:21	What is it with you two, anyway?
00:04:23	You wouldn't understand, Kevin.
00:04:24	He's your real dad
00:04:27	But he's my stepdad. I have to earn it.
00:04:32	Ancestors, protect me
00:04:36	May they protect you
00:04:44	Frank?
00:04:51	Frank.
00:04:56	Frank!
00:04:59	Never sneak up on a man
00:05:02	- Sorry.
00:05:07	What's this?
00:05:08	Rhodesian fighting sticks.
00:05:12	Rhodesian. Of course.
00:05:17	Come on.
00:05:20	You are pathetic!
00:05:23	Stop, stop, I give up! I give up!
00:05:25	Yeah.
00:05:29	No, Frank!
00:05:34	Play the victim,
00:05:38	Very good, Frank.
00:05:40	Very impressive. Ultimate punch!
00:05:48	I'm gonna knock
00:05:50	right off your face.
00:05:52	All great men have mustaches, Frank.
00:05:56	Yeah, but real men actually grow them.
00:05:57	You know I have a hormone disorder!
00:06:05	You'll see, Frank.
00:06:06	One day, I'll punch you right in the face,
00:06:10	I'll believe it when I see it, muchacho.
00:06:15	Take out the trash.
00:06:34	Nailed it.
00:06:39	Rod?
00:06:43	- Denise!
00:06:46	How's it going?
00:06:47	Oh.
00:06:49	Great. Everything's going super great.
00:06:53	You look different.
00:06:54	Oh, really? Well, it's been a while.
00:06:58	You look...
00:06:59	You look pretty much exactly the same.
00:07:02	Yeah. Thanks.
00:07:03	And I see you're still doing your stunts.
00:07:06	Big time.
00:07:08	Actually...
00:07:09	Here. Peep the strategy.
00:07:13	You're jumping the pool? Wow!
00:07:16	Yeah, it's the real deal.
00:07:18	Maybe I will. Thanks.
00:07:21	Cool.
00:07:25	Well, I gotta go. I gotta feed Buddy,
00:07:30	Yeah, you too.
00:07:33	You look pretty.
00:07:35	What did you say?
00:07:36	I said you look shitty.
00:08:03	Hey, Pop.
00:08:05	It's me, Rod.
00:08:07	I sure wish you were alive.
00:08:09	You'd tell me how much you respect me
00:08:11	and we'd do stunts
00:08:16	You may have died
00:08:19	but you live on through me.
00:08:26	I miss you, Daddy.
00:08:28	Hey, Rod?
00:08:30	Get out!
00:08:34	All right, everybody,
00:08:38	There's gonna be a jump.
00:08:40	Come on, seriously, guys.
00:08:44	Okeydoke, Rod. It's regulation size.
00:08:47	Thanks, Rico.
00:08:50	He's not here.
00:08:51	What do you mean he's not here?
00:08:53	- He has to be here.
00:09:00	Richardson, out of the pool. Let's go.
00:09:02	No can do, Dave.
00:09:04	Come on, Richardson.
00:09:06	There is no tool in this pool.
00:09:09	And I'd happily get out,
00:09:14	You can't join the crew, Richardson.
00:09:17	Oh, don't I?
00:09:31	You like what you see?
00:09:35	Hey.
00:09:36	Denise. Hey.
00:09:37	Looks exciting.
00:09:40	Oh, no, it's cool.
00:09:42	Stop it!
00:09:44	I think my crew's got it
00:09:47	So...
00:09:51	- Good luck.
00:09:55	I've done this before.
00:10:18	Totem spirit, fox.
00:10:35	Please, God, don't let me
00:10:59	Hello?
00:11:00	I'm home.
00:11:02	Kevin?
00:11:04	You missed the jump.
00:11:06	I totally landed it.
00:11:15	Rod, thank goodness you're home.
00:11:19	What's going on? Is this some sort of
00:11:22	It's Frank. He's very sick.
00:11:25	What? Since when?
00:11:26	Since 21 years ago.
00:11:29	It's his heart.
00:11:30	He needs a transplant,
00:11:34	They say he's too high-risk. Oh, Rod.
00:11:37	He doesn't have much time left.
00:11:40	No way.
00:11:42	We would've told you sooner, but
00:11:45	So, you just decided to keep me
00:11:48	Oh, no, we told Kevin.
00:11:52	I can handle it.
00:11:54	I love you, Kevin.
00:11:59	I love you, too, Dad.
00:12:00	Hold on, Frank! Don't die!
00:12:02	Let's let them talk.
00:12:04	Sorry, boy. My time's up.
00:12:06	But I still need to kick your ass.
00:12:09	Well, then,
00:12:12	No way. Let's do it right now.
00:12:15	Beating me wouldn't mean
00:12:18	All I want is to earn your respect, Frank.
00:12:22	Well, maybe you should've
00:12:24	before you sucked at being a man
00:12:26	Oh, my God. I hate you so much,
00:12:31	Too late. I'm a dead man.
00:12:34	What about the transplant?
00:12:36	Oh, sure. 50 grand.
00:12:39	- No!
00:12:41	Let's face it. You're a kid.
00:12:43	You live at home. You got no job.
00:12:46	All you're good for is goofing around
00:12:50	You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid.
00:12:53	I am gonna get you better.
00:12:57	You couldn't beat a drum.
00:13:01	- Rod, are you okay?
00:14:23	Shit!
00:15:15	Oh, my God!
00:15:47	And that is how it's done.
00:15:49	Wow.
00:15:50	It's amazing.
00:15:52	That really hurt.
00:15:53	Okay, you guys. Thanks for meeting me.
00:15:56	As you all know, I recently found out
00:15:58	is on his deathbed.
00:16:00	I needed to think last night,
00:16:05	And after punch-dancing out my rage
00:16:07	and suffering an extremely long
00:16:12	I realized what has to be done.
00:16:16	We're gonna raise the money
00:16:19	Well, that's awesome, Rod,
00:16:20	but how exactly
00:16:23	One big jump, gentlemen.
00:16:25	The biggest jump this town's ever seen.
00:16:28	We're gonna jump 15 buses.
00:16:30	Whoa. Come on, Rod.
00:16:32	That's nearly as many
00:16:34	It's actually one more
00:16:38	I checked. Online.
00:16:41	Now, I've gotta be in top physical form
00:16:44	- I'm sorry, Dave.
00:16:46	Where are you going?
00:16:48	I'm sorry, man. I just realized,
00:16:52	- So, is that a problem?
00:16:54	Now, this jump demands
00:16:57	I've already drafted
00:16:59	that will help us take things
00:17:01	Once training is complete, we'll turn
00:17:04	By my estimations,
00:17:07	That includes bus rentals,
00:17:09	team hats and wrist bands,
00:17:10	and a $9 per diem
00:17:12	Now you're talking.
00:17:13	We're gonna have to raise money fast.
00:17:15	I'll drum up small-scale stunt work
00:17:18	We're talking escape tricks,
00:17:20	Anything to please the rug rats.
00:17:22	Also, we're gonna have to organize a
00:17:26	And we're gonna go through some trash
00:17:31	Hey! What are you guys doing?
00:17:35	Rod.
00:17:36	Once we've raised the money,
00:17:39	make $50,000, and save Frank's life.
00:17:42	Now, who's with me?
00:17:45	Let's celebrate.
00:17:58	Buddy. Come on.
00:18:10	Hey, Rod.
00:18:13	Oh.
00:18:15	Denise, what's up?
00:18:17	Not much.
00:18:19	Funky fresh.
00:18:20	I heard about your plan to save Frank.
00:18:24	Oh, yeah. I'm mainly just doing that
00:18:28	Right.
00:18:29	So, Denise, I think I know
00:18:32	- You do?
00:18:35	You wanna join my crew.
00:18:40	I can't lie. I think it's a great idea.
00:18:43	We could use someone
00:18:45	- Cool. I'd love to join.
00:18:50	You can't just waltz in off the street
00:18:54	- But I thought you...
00:19:00	But the fact is you can't join
00:19:05	All right. What's the initiation?
00:19:09	It's crazy.
00:19:10	It's like the craziest thing
00:19:13	Okay.
00:19:15	Here we go.
00:19:19	Rod! Rod.
00:19:20	Welcome aboard.
00:19:22	I'm kind of grumpy today, dude.
00:19:24	I was having those dreams again.
00:19:27	You know how it's just me in a castle.
00:19:31	The only way to beat them is to punch
00:19:34	And then, when I'm done,
00:19:37	and wanted me
00:19:39	Which is kind of weird.
00:19:40	Hey, look at this, huh?
00:19:42	Hey, everybody.
00:19:45	We have a new crew member today.
00:19:48	Hi, everyone.
00:19:49	So, I thought it'd be fun
00:19:51	and said our name
00:19:53	I'll start. My name is Rod,
00:19:56	and I like to party.
00:19:59	All right, Dave. You're up.
00:20:01	Hi. My name is Dave,
00:20:04	and I like to party.
00:20:07	No, Dave. I just said that I party, so
00:20:11	My name is Dave,
00:20:15	You know what? Let's move on.
00:20:18	Hello. I'm Rico, and I like to party.
00:20:21	Yeah. Rico?
00:20:24	- Who?
00:20:26	- I like to party. I'm Rod.
00:20:28	Right. Kevin. I party.
00:20:30	No. No, you don't.
00:20:33	Yes. And we party.
00:20:35	- No.
00:20:37	- Yes.
00:20:38	- No! I'm the only one who parties.
00:20:41	No, Kevin, I know for a fact
00:20:45	- You're right. Dave's the party guy.
00:20:47	Oh, my God. Shut up, okay?
00:20:51	Denise. This is the crew.
00:20:53	Dave's the mechanic.
00:20:56	And Kevin is
00:20:58	None of them party. Right?
00:21:01	Got it?
00:21:03	Okay.
00:21:05	Let's party.
00:21:07	Pools are perfect
00:21:11	Man, I don't really know about having
00:21:16	All right, Rico, listen.
00:21:17	There's an ancient Italian maxim
00:21:22	"He who is resistant to change
00:21:28	So, why don't you try to open up
00:21:30	It's like, look at Kevin. I mean, he...
00:21:33	Real mature, man.
00:21:34	Yeah, don't you ever tell me
00:21:39	Okay, you guys.
00:21:40	If I'm gonna jump 15 buses, my body's
00:21:44	Which brings us to our first exercise.
00:21:47	You guys are gonna hold me
00:21:50	That's 20 less than a minute.
00:21:52	My body's natural instinct
00:21:54	But, no matter what, don't let up.
00:21:57	If there's any problem at all,
00:22:23	Hey, Dave. Mom wants to know
00:22:26	Maggie! Don't even ask. Just bring it.
00:22:30	Don't just stare at me! Go! Thank you.
00:22:37	Soul of a bottlenose dolphin.
00:22:58	Hey, y'all.
00:22:59	Mom said there wasn't enough grape,
00:23:02	Yeah, fine, Maggie. Put it on the table.
00:23:04	Which table?
00:23:05	You tell me, Brainiac.
00:23:08	Hey, little girl! I don't want cherry.
00:23:12	37, 38, 39, 40. Okay. Let him up.
00:23:19	Get him out, get him out, get him out!
00:23:23	Get him up, get him up.
00:23:28	Rod, can you hear me?
00:23:30	Come on, Rod.
00:23:37	- Nice.
00:23:40	- Oh, man.
00:23:42	You almost drowned. Denise just gave
00:23:48	Did it look like we were making out?
00:23:51	A little bit.
00:23:53	Awesome.
00:23:56	Are you okay?
00:23:58	Oh. Hey, Denise. What's up?
00:24:00	Great. I'm just gonna go wash off
00:24:04	Cool.
00:24:07	Speed management.
00:24:09	G force.
00:24:11	Let's run it.
00:24:19	My safe word will be whiskey.
00:24:22	Sorry, Rod. What was that?
00:24:24	Whiskey.
00:24:26	Don't you mean whiskey?
00:24:28	What?
00:24:29	- You're saying it weird.
00:24:31	All of it.
00:24:34	Where do you get off?
00:24:35	I just don't get
00:24:37	Why I'm saying what what way?
00:24:40	- Forget it.
00:24:44	Denise. Would you kindly clear
00:24:50	Okay, here we go. On three.
00:24:53	One,
00:24:55	- two...
00:24:57	Whiskey!
00:24:59	Whiskey!
00:25:01	Whiskey!
00:25:03	Whiskey!
00:25:07	Oh, shit!
00:25:12	Rod!
00:25:14	Are you okay?
00:25:15	The safety word didn't help.
00:25:17	My trailer! What the hell?
00:25:18	One of you is getting
00:25:25	I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking
00:25:29	Oh!
00:25:30	Man, he hit his ass
00:25:33	God, I go to church
00:25:35	You gonna bring the demons out of me!
00:25:37	- All right, Rico. You got him.
00:25:38	Not with the trash can, buddy.
00:25:41	- Trash!
00:25:44	- Okay, okay, okay.
00:25:47	This is my hat, now.
00:25:49	This is totally my hat.
00:26:00	Thanks.
00:26:04	So, how do you like
00:26:07	- It's been interesting.
00:26:13	Stop it.
00:26:17	Hey, Denise?
00:26:20	There's something I wanted to ask you.
00:26:22	Yeah?
00:26:24	Well...
00:26:26	I couldn't help but notice
00:26:30	physically.
00:26:33	And I was just wondering if maybe...
00:26:36	Hey, Rod. What's that song called,
00:26:38	about the grandma
00:26:41	Grandma Got Run Over
00:26:44	No.
00:26:47	Jonathan.
00:26:51	Hey, what are you doing?
00:26:53	Wanted to come by
00:26:59	Hey, guys.
00:27:00	This is Jonathan.
00:27:03	- What's up, fellas?
00:27:05	Okay.
00:27:11	So, what are you supposed to be?
00:27:13	A stuntman.
00:27:17	How about you, precious?
00:27:20	I'm a team manager.
00:27:24	Wow.
00:27:26	Ready.
00:27:28	Have a nice day, guys.
00:27:30	Bye.
00:27:31	Oh. Rod, what were you gonna ask me?
00:27:35	Oh, right.
00:27:37	I was going to ask you
00:27:40	in a fight between
00:27:45	and a taco.
00:27:49	Is that really what you were gonna ask?
00:27:51	Yes.
00:27:55	Grilled cheese. But only in a fair fight.
00:27:57	If it's prison rules, I'd take the taco.
00:28:00	Wow. That's pretty racist, but correct.
00:28:04	I'll see you guys.
00:28:18	You know what car is super-overrated?
00:28:20	- What?
00:28:23	You mean, like the one
00:28:26	Is that what he was driving?
00:28:29	Must've been what reminded me.
00:28:31	I don't know,
00:28:34	Okay, boys. Now, this is the first time
00:28:36	your father's feeling well enough
00:28:40	So I want everyone to promise me,
00:28:46	What're you looking at me for?
00:28:48	- I promise not to fight him.
00:28:51	- Rod?
00:28:52	Thank you.
00:28:55	Hi, Kevin.
00:28:57	Hey, Dad.
00:28:58	Thank you, dear.
00:29:02	Frank.
00:29:08	So, Frank.
00:29:10	I'm sure you've heard the plan
00:29:13	Nope.
00:29:14	Well, it is.
00:29:16	You can say thanks, if you wanted.
00:29:17	No, I'm good.
00:29:20	I know what you're doing, Frank.
00:29:22	You're trying to make me lose
00:29:24	But it's not gonna happen.
00:29:27	I'm afraid cooler heads have prevailed.
00:29:30	You're the devil!
00:29:33	All right! That's enough.
00:29:35	Frank, back to bed.
00:29:37	Rod, outside.
00:29:38	Fine.
00:29:40	Have fun being married to Satan!
00:30:08	Nice work, Rico!
00:30:22	So, Denise. Tell me about Jonathan.
00:30:27	Well, we've been going out
00:30:30	- And it's going well?
00:30:33	I mean, every relationship has
00:30:36	Right. I've heard that.
00:30:38	And he's a nice guy?
00:30:40	Oh, yeah. I mean, he's really smart.
00:30:43	He's actually in line to become
00:30:46	Right. Totally.
00:30:49	- What?
00:30:51	You guys, the bathroom here is nuts.
00:30:58	What do I owe you?
00:31:00	$7.25.
00:31:30	So,
00:31:33	hi.
00:31:34	$2.39's your change. Thank you.
00:31:37	We don't talk much, do we?
00:31:41	I'm Rod. I do awesome stunts.
00:31:43	All the time, with my friends.
00:31:46	And you probably have lots of cool stuff
00:31:49	The point is, if you don't sit down
00:31:52	and get to know them,
00:31:54	So, what do you say?
00:31:58	Are you asking me out?
00:32:03	Oh, Cathy!
00:32:09	Wow, Rod. I can't believe she said yes.
00:32:11	Yeah, well, you have only to believe if
00:32:15	That rhymed. Unintentional.
00:32:17	Man, Rod. I am just green
00:32:22	- She's really pretty.
00:32:24	But it's more than that with Cathy.
00:32:27	She really gets me.
00:32:29	Tell you what. Why don't you grab
00:32:31	and we'll make it a double date.
00:32:33	Really?
00:32:34	- Sure.
00:32:37	Great, because I also think
00:32:41	A lot.
00:32:52	Frank.
00:32:54	I know you're sleeping,
00:32:56	but I just wanted you to know
00:33:01	My reflexes are sharp.
00:33:05	I'm crazy agile.
00:33:07	And I have a date.
00:33:12	So, anyways, that's the update.
00:33:16	Sleep tight.
00:33:20	Who are you talking to?
00:33:24	Oh, when you're going on a date
00:33:27	You put on a shirt
00:33:29	And you drive your bike to the date
00:33:41	Looks like you got stood up, huh?
00:33:44	No, she's coming.
00:33:46	Okay.
00:33:47	Hey, guys, can I take your order?
00:33:49	No, we're actually waiting for...
00:33:50	Yeah, we'll take
00:33:53	Okay.
00:33:54	So, Super Dave.
00:33:55	Denise tells me you're working on
00:33:58	Yeah, well, I been doing stunts
00:34:01	so it's not really a big deal to me.
00:34:04	Yeah, me neither.
00:34:06	But thanks for letting me off the hook.
00:34:07	Jonathan.
00:34:08	Here we go.
00:34:10	Oh, speak of diablo.
00:34:11	Bombs away.
00:34:18	Boom! There's the flavor!
00:34:26	So, how's your mom holding up, Rod?
00:34:29	Oh, pretty good, I guess.
00:34:32	I mean, sometimes I think
00:34:34	Holy shit, is that Sullivan? Sully!
00:34:38	- Bro, no way!
00:34:40	Babe, I gotta say "what up" to Sullivan.
00:34:42	- Okay.
00:34:43	Hey. Don't you two go falling in love
00:34:48	Like that'll happen.
00:34:49	Sullivan, you chode!
00:34:56	Maybe you should call her, Rod.
00:34:59	Nah. She hates it
00:35:09	Hey, Denise?
00:35:11	Have I ever showed you a picture
00:35:13	- No.
00:35:16	He's super dead.
00:35:21	- That's him?
00:35:23	He looks so nice.
00:35:25	He was a stuntman?
00:35:27	Oh, yeah.
00:35:29	He used to work for Evel Knievel,
00:35:33	He would do the jumps first,
00:35:35	and then let Evel come in
00:35:39	And, after a while, the old man said,
00:35:41	"To hell with that.
00:35:45	So, one afternoon,
00:35:50	He nailed the takeoff, but when he
00:35:55	His front tire exploded like a cannonball
00:35:58	and his handlebars went
00:36:02	Blood was everywhere.
00:36:04	His teeth were ground down to a powder
00:36:08	and the front of his face exploded
00:36:14	He died instantly,
00:36:17	the next day.
00:36:19	That's horrible.
00:36:21	I know.
00:36:23	When my mom married Frank,
00:36:24	I kept my dad's last name
00:36:28	And every time I do a stunt,
00:36:39	Okay, people, training's going great,
00:36:43	So I'm officially kicking off phase two,
00:36:45	Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
00:36:48	Starting right now, we're gonna fill
00:36:52	Let's work!
00:37:29	- All right. Who has the keys?
00:37:32	Rod, we're gonna be right there!
00:37:34	Oh, my God. Find them, find them!
00:37:39	I found the key.
00:37:42	They grow up so fast.
00:37:44	Get the fuck off my porch.
00:37:46	Sounds good.
00:38:49	Oh, no, Kevin!
00:38:58	For he's a jolly good fellow
00:39:02	For he's a jolly good fellow
00:39:06	For he's a jolly good fellow
00:39:08	- Is everything ready?
00:39:10	- No, not now!
00:39:27	- You're a terrible stuntman.
00:39:30	- You're a terrible stuntman!
00:39:33	You're a terrible stuntman!
00:39:35	I'm just kidding. I can hear you.
00:39:41	Tai chi teaches that if you focus
00:39:45	you'll be able to perform
00:39:50	Yes, sensei.
00:39:52	You don't have to call me sensei, Rod.
00:39:55	Got it.
00:39:58	Sensei, I have a question.
00:40:00	Is there a tai chi move
00:40:01	that would make a grown man
00:40:04	I'm not gonna lie to you, Rod.
00:40:08	But you're not ready for it yet.
00:40:12	As you wish, sensei.
00:40:14	Now we take the ball
00:40:19	Yeah, we could.
00:40:22	Or you could cut the kiddie stuff
00:40:34	That didn't work.
00:40:37	Anyways, I'm gonna get going, so,
00:40:41	take it easy.
00:40:45	You wanted to see it, Rod.
00:40:46	Yeah, I did want you to show me,
00:40:51	So now I'm gonna go, 'cause
00:40:54	Thank you, though, for trying.
00:40:58	Please believe
00:41:08	Hey, half-brother.
00:41:10	What you working on?
00:41:11	- Nothing. I'm just messing around.
00:41:14	Let's take a look.
00:41:15	- Okay, but it's not really finished, so...
00:41:21	That's something else
00:41:24	- Not for me.
00:41:26	Mom likes that stuff, so...
00:41:28	Here's the right one.
00:41:36	Dominique Wilkins.
00:41:44	I'm Rod Kimble,
00:41:51	Life is short.
00:41:59	- That's it.
00:42:02	- That was beautiful.
00:42:04	Are you kidding me? I loved it!
00:42:06	You're the next
00:42:08	Wow, Rod. Thanks.
00:42:10	Kevin, I just had a great idea.
00:43:24	Hey, Frank.
00:43:26	It's me, Rod.
00:43:28	I just wanted to let you know,
00:43:32	Soon, I'll jump 15 buses
00:43:35	and then I'm gonna kick your ass.
00:43:40	I'm gonna assume you're laughing
00:43:44	You're a pussy.
00:43:48	What is that, sleep-talking?
00:43:50	You suck.
00:43:51	Frank, open your eyes.
00:43:54	I am asleep, homo.
00:43:58	Oh, it's so good to see him
00:44:03	Yeah! And you know what
00:44:08	When I murder him!
00:44:15	And I am genuinely sorry
00:44:18	Enjoy the show. Hey, how are you?
00:44:22	Enjoy the show.
00:44:27	Yeah, I have various responsibilities
00:44:30	I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, really.
00:44:34	Cool.
00:44:35	Of course it's cool.
00:44:38	Here you go, Mr. And Mrs. Powell.
00:44:41	I hope you all enjoy the show.
00:44:43	I can assure you I won't.
00:44:45	- Thank you, Rico.
00:44:47	Goodbye, Rico.
00:44:49	Hey, I just did the numbers.
00:44:51	We sold 200 tickets at 5 bucks apiece,
00:44:54	Now, you add that to the money
00:44:56	and it's over $4,900.
00:44:58	Rod, we're really gonna do this jump.
00:45:01	Of course we are, Kevin.
00:45:06	Oh, heads up.
00:45:08	Oh, man.
00:45:53	This guy's a moron!
00:45:54	Shut up!
00:46:00	You suck!
00:46:07	We're all laughing at Rod!
00:46:12	The devil's lies
00:46:15	Run, red man
00:46:22	Oh, my God. Bear.
00:46:27	Kevin, turn it off!
00:46:29	- Rod...
00:46:33	I try to drink at least two a day.
00:46:37	Oh, yeah!
00:46:41	My Native American healer...
00:46:47	Hey, what happened to the crazy movie!
00:46:49	Take it easy! Whoa, whoa.
00:46:52	What the hell was that all about?
00:46:54	What the hell was that all about?
00:46:54	Rod, I'm sorry.
00:46:56	Your video made me look like an idiot!
00:46:58	- I didn't mean to.
00:47:01	You couldn't take everyone loving
00:47:05	- I'm not short.
00:47:06	No, I'm not!
00:47:08	Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, guys.
00:47:10	- Oh, you guys.
00:47:11	let them work it out.
00:47:13	Let them work it out.
00:47:15	Okay, I'm out. Peace, I'm out.
00:47:19	What do you want?
00:47:43	Come sit down, honey.
00:47:51	I failed, Mom.
00:47:53	I lost all the money
00:47:57	Dad would've been ashamed of me.
00:48:01	Rod, there's something
00:48:04	Something that I should've told you
00:48:07	What?
00:48:08	I haven't been completely honest
00:48:12	You see, he wasn't a stuntman.
00:48:15	What?
00:48:17	He was a cashier in a tire shop.
00:48:21	But what about the picture?
00:48:23	It was just a picture.
00:48:25	Evel Knievel came to town, and
00:48:30	You lied.
00:48:32	You had such an imagination as a boy,
00:48:34	and when you saw that picture
00:48:35	you started to make up
00:48:39	And I didn't have the heart to tell you
00:48:42	You have to believe me.
00:48:46	So, how did he die?
00:48:48	He choked on some pie.
00:48:50	What? Come on. Seriously?
00:48:52	He wanted to win that contest so badly.
00:48:56	Well,
00:48:58	I guess if he wasn't a stuntman,
00:49:02	Rod.
00:49:04	Rod!
00:49:07	You did the right thing, honey.
00:49:41	There he is.
00:49:42	Rod! Hey, Rod!
00:49:44	Hold it right there, Rod.
00:49:46	What in the hell
00:49:49	Grocery shopping.
00:49:50	I don't understand, Rod.
00:49:52	I'm not a stuntman, Dave. I never was.
00:49:56	Well, what the hell are we supposed to
00:49:59	I dunno, Rico. You tell me.
00:50:01	What ever happened to
00:50:03	It's a sham, okay?
00:50:06	You live and die alone.
00:50:08	Do you see what you're doing to him?
00:50:11	How important is this to you? Huh?
00:50:13	I don't even cry, and look at me.
00:50:15	You're about to make
00:50:17	I'm sorry, okay?
00:50:19	Who am I supposed to build ramps for?
00:50:21	Who am I supposed to
00:50:26	I just wanna be friends, Rod.
00:50:30	I want us to...
00:50:32	For serious.
00:50:40	You wanna know
00:50:43	It's 'cause ever since we were kids,
00:50:45	you've always done exactly
00:50:48	And everybody else just grew up,
00:50:53	But you stayed exactly the same.
00:50:56	Who cares what anyone thinks?
00:50:58	You don't get it, do you, Denise?
00:51:02	In fact, I was too legit.
00:51:05	I was too legit to quit.
00:51:07	But now I'm not legit.
00:51:09	I'm un-legit.
00:51:11	And for that reason, I must quit.
00:51:14	You don't mean that.
00:51:15	Yeah. I do.
00:51:18	Stay sweet.
00:51:50	- Hello?
00:51:54	- From the crew.
00:51:56	Hey, man, what's going on, man?
00:51:57	I just, you know, wanted to call,
00:52:00	Maybe you'd wanna hang out,
00:52:03	Possibly take me to the hospital?
00:52:05	- You know? If you're free.
00:52:08	Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
00:52:11	No, no. But, you know, it's probably
00:52:14	If you just wanna swing by, man,
00:52:15	I'd totally appreciate it.
00:52:17	Yeah, sure. Just give me a minute.
00:52:20	Rod, thank you so much...
00:52:41	Hey, Rod. Thanks for the ride...
00:52:44	Hey, buddy, how's it going?
00:52:46	Dave, what happened to your eye?
00:52:48	- This?
00:52:49	- Is it really noticeable?
00:52:51	Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous.
00:52:56	And you know my buddy, Derrick?
00:52:59	"I've got this acid, but I can't do it."
00:53:02	And I was all like,
00:53:03	"Well, I'll do it."
00:53:06	So I did it.
00:53:09	And by the time I got on
00:53:13	I was tripping balls pretty hard, man.
00:53:17	So, I decided to get on my
00:53:20	and a piece of metal flew up
00:53:23	It was pretty awesome.
00:53:24	And that brings us to now.
00:53:26	Yeah, well, just try and relax.
00:53:30	Can do, man. Can do.
00:53:36	I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod.
00:53:38	You look like a giant eagle
00:53:43	and you've got a mountain for a face.
00:53:46	I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.
00:53:48	Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird
00:53:51	Yeah, well, it's my mom's.
00:53:56	Balls, man!
00:53:59	Man, we just ran over a small bus.
00:54:01	This really small bus,
00:54:03	I didn't see anything.
00:54:04	Hey, we're here.
00:54:06	Seriously, man, this is, like,
00:54:09	one of the top ten nicest things
00:54:12	Don't worry about it.
00:54:22	Hey,
00:54:24	I know things are feeling
00:54:27	what with your biological dad not being
00:54:32	I dunno, the way I look at it,
00:54:35	sick in bed,
00:54:39	And if he's sick, and you've got
00:54:41	well, that's pretty special.
00:54:44	And to deny that would just be
00:54:47	dumb.
00:54:49	All right. Take it easy, mountain-face!
00:54:57	- Hospital?
00:55:01	Sweet. Thanks, buddy.
00:55:15	Teacher, there are things
00:55:19	That I don't wanna learn
00:55:23	'Cause there ain't no joy
00:55:26	For an uptown...
00:55:35	Hey.
00:55:38	Hey.
00:55:39	So, look,
00:55:42	I was way out of line, and I'm sorry.
00:55:47	It's okay.
00:55:50	Sorry about your dad.
00:55:52	Thanks.
00:55:54	So, cool beans?
00:55:58	Cool beans.
00:56:01	Cool beans.
00:56:03	Cool beans.
00:56:05	Cool beans.
00:56:06	- Cool beans.
00:56:08	- Cool beans.
00:56:10	- Cool, cool.
00:56:11	- Cool.
00:56:13	- Cool, cool.
00:56:14	- Cool...
00:56:15	- Cool, cool
00:56:17	- Cool
00:56:18	- Cool
00:56:21	- Cool, cool
00:56:23	- Cool
00:56:24	- Cool, cool
00:56:25	- Cool
00:56:26	- Cool, cool
00:56:28	- Cool
00:56:29	- Cool, cool, cool
00:56:31	Cool beans!
00:56:36	So, cool beans?
00:56:38	Yeah. Cool beans.
00:56:41	Good.
00:56:44	So, before the screening,
00:56:45	I took the liberty of posting
00:56:47	Great.
00:56:49	Well, I guess people
00:56:50	because it started to get sent around.
00:56:52	As of this morning,
00:56:53	over 100,000 times.
00:56:56	Seriously?
00:56:57	Yeah. It's bouncing around the web like
00:57:02	But that's not even the best part.
00:57:04	KNER called us.
00:57:06	- The AM radio station?
00:57:09	They heard about the web stuff,
00:57:12	and they wanna sponsor the bus jump,
00:57:13	with all the proceeds going
00:57:16	And what'd you tell them?
00:57:19	I think you'll be needing this.
00:57:47	Oh, hey, Mr. Pasternack.
00:57:49	Hey, Kevin.
00:57:51	Hi. Mr. Pasternack, I'd like
00:57:55	- Pleasure to meet you, son.
00:57:57	Mr. Pasternack is the owner of
00:57:59	And I'm the number one DJ.
00:58:01	No shit.
00:58:03	I've gotta tell you, boys, I couldn't be
00:58:07	When people hear me describing it over
00:58:11	that AM radio is a viable and modern
00:58:16	Totally.
00:58:18	I used to be number one in this town,
00:58:20	but people don't listen to AM
00:58:22	Seems like it's more
00:58:25	- That's stupid.
00:58:28	In fact, I've got a tattoo here
00:58:32	It's of this rebellious young man,
00:58:36	And then this other stream of urine is
00:58:40	Implausible, I know,
00:58:42	but I like to imagine
00:58:44	and now a little bit of residue
00:58:47	allowing the urine to flow
00:58:50	You may also note that an AM radio
00:58:54	It's on a little magic carpet there.
00:58:56	Oh, yeah, look at that.
00:58:58	Now, Rod, I've spent
00:59:03	So it has to be a big success.
00:59:07	- You can count on me, sir.
00:59:09	This is the big one, boys.
00:59:14	Soon, AM radio will reign king
00:59:35	Honey, your phone's ringing.
00:59:38	What?
00:59:40	Don't worry, I got it.
00:59:45	Hello.
00:59:46	Hi, may I speak to Denise, please?
00:59:48	No, she's in the can.
00:59:51	- Jonathan?
00:59:53	Okay. You got a pen?
00:59:55	Yes, sir. Got one right here.
00:59:57	The message is,
00:59:59	"Denise, it's Rod.
01:00:01	"I'm jumping 15 buses tomorrow at
01:00:06	Fifteen buses.
01:00:09	Wait, did you really write it down,
01:00:10	or are you just waving your arm
01:00:13	Come on.
01:00:16	Don't worry about it.
01:00:18	Okay.
01:00:21	Who was that?
01:00:23	Wrong number.
01:00:35	I give the old man a week.
01:00:37	Really insensitive, Bob.
01:00:45	He's had a bad day.
01:00:47	Maybe you should sit with him.
01:01:04	Hey, Frank.
01:01:06	I know you're not feeling so good,
01:01:10	The big jump's tomorrow.
01:01:13	We're gonna sell tickets
01:01:15	and people are gonna hear about it
01:01:17	and donate money.
01:01:19	It's basically the perfect plan.
01:01:24	You're gonna get yourself killed.
01:01:27	Well, I'd rather die than live in a world
01:01:35	Rod.
01:01:39	What?
01:01:41	You know why I've been so hard on you?
01:01:43	Because when I'm gone, you're gonna
01:01:48	Frank, if I do land this jump,
01:02:02	Not until you beat me in a fight,
01:02:06	I can't wait to punch your face in.
01:02:08	And I can't wait for you to try.
01:05:02	What the hell? Was that because of us?
01:05:05	I dunno, man. It started off
01:05:09	I did not like that at all.
01:05:10	No, Kev. None of us did.
01:05:12	Yeah, it was totally messed up.
01:05:15	It's disgusting how people will just,
01:05:18	- and just take advantage of a situation.
01:05:21	There was no time to do anything,
01:05:23	and just hope that you're not hurt.
01:05:26	It's great to have you guys back,
01:05:27	- Well, thank you, man.
01:05:29	- So, you wanna...
01:05:31	The dog walked itself home,
01:05:36	In local news,
01:05:39	is going to attempt to jump
01:05:42	We would bring you
01:05:44	but apparently an AM radio station
01:05:50	In other news, riots broke out...
01:05:52	Terrific.
01:05:54	Buckle your seatbelts
01:05:56	it's a jump for the ages today
01:05:59	But first, here's Duke Wentworth
01:06:04	- All right, there you go.
01:06:07	- Cool, what's your name?
01:06:08	Matt. You are cool. Don't be like Frank.
01:06:13	Rod. There you go.
01:06:16	Thanks, Rod.
01:06:17	All right, thanks, guys.
01:06:20	Hey, Kev.
01:06:22	- Have you seen Denise anywhere?
01:06:30	- What was that?
01:06:33	Jonathan, don't you think
01:06:35	Oh, trust me, babe. That raccoon
01:06:38	Are you serious?
01:06:39	Oh, my God. I can't wait to tell Sullivan.
01:06:46	I'm gonna grab a Vitaminwater.
01:06:50	No, thanks.
01:06:51	Coolio.
01:06:53	Hey, maybe I'll get a box of dong bags
01:06:55	so we can knock boots later,
01:07:00	Truly a momentous day for listening
01:07:03	as stuntman Rod Kimble
01:07:06	in a last-ditch effort
01:07:09	My oops, forgot my wallet.
01:07:10	Jonathan, Rod's doing the jump.
01:07:12	Oh, my God, who cares?
01:07:14	Babe, why do you hang
01:07:17	I like those nerds.
01:07:19	Well, guess what?
01:07:21	It's only embarrassing if you care
01:07:25	That's a good one. I like that.
01:07:27	- Babe?
01:07:30	Babe, wait. Babe, wait.
01:07:32	Babe, wait! Babe!
01:07:35	Babe, wait! Babe. Babe. Babe.
01:07:38	Babe! Babe, wait. Babe, no!
01:07:41	Babe, no! Babe, no!
01:07:43	Babe!
01:07:48	Babe, babe, babe! No, babe!
01:07:52	Wait!
01:08:03	No way.
01:08:04	You're gonna look
01:08:05	You guys, this thing is number one.
01:08:08	- Wait, Rod, there's more.
01:08:10	We were worried that the moped
01:08:13	to clear the jump, so...
01:08:18	No way.
01:08:22	Whoa.
01:08:24	Dave, this thing is number one!
01:08:26	Now, I know she doesn't look like much,
01:08:29	- She's got some kick. A lot.
01:08:32	There's one more thing, Rod.
01:08:33	I know how you like explosions
01:08:36	So, I rigged the whole jump
01:08:38	Cool.
01:08:40	And I got you this rock to represent
01:08:43	Oh, cool, Rico.
01:08:46	That's number one.
01:08:47	Yeah, you can pretty much just toss
01:08:51	Thanks.
01:08:53	Thanks, all of you.
01:09:33	Okay, everyone. It's the moment
01:09:37	Ladies and gentlemen,
01:10:06	He's going in circles!
01:10:11	Rod!
01:10:13	Rod!
01:10:20	Rod!
01:10:30	Who wants to see me do
01:10:41	Ladies and gentlemen.
01:10:43	What is destiny?
01:10:46	What is fate?
01:10:48	I dedicate this jump to fathers
01:10:53	I hope that in some small way
01:10:59	Frank, I'm gonna get you better,
01:11:03	And then I am gonna uncork the
01:11:09	And you will respect me!
01:11:11	Peace!
01:11:25	Kimble clearly has a few issues
01:11:28	But who doesn't? I know I do.
01:11:35	You got this, man!
01:11:36	Just remember.
01:11:40	And hold on tight! You'll be fine!
01:11:42	I'm so nervous for you!
01:11:45	And everybody here is!
01:11:48	I was just in the bathroom,
01:11:49	and everybody's talking about
01:11:53	- Okay.
01:11:54	You're gonna do great!
01:11:59	You good?
01:12:03	Do you like stunts?
01:12:07	Well, if you answered yes to one
01:12:09	you couldn't have picked a better day
01:12:36	Hey, Rod!
01:12:37	Denise. You came.
01:12:39	Of course.
01:12:41	Oh, wow.
01:12:43	Yeah.
01:12:46	- Denise, I don't know what I'm doing.
01:12:49	I mean, this jump is huge. I could die.
01:12:53	You're the bravest guy I know, Rod.
01:12:57	I don't know what to believe anymore.
01:12:59	Believe in this.
01:13:11	Oh, wait.
01:13:12	What? You don't...
01:13:14	No, I do. I do. I just...
01:13:17	- Your mouth was all open.
01:13:20	It was just like...
01:13:23	Anyways.
01:13:29	Oh, whoa, wait, what?
01:13:33	Denise isn't his sister.
01:13:35	- She's not?
01:13:38	Man, that shatters my entire universe.
01:13:40	I'm not saying
01:13:43	but if the boner police are here,
01:13:47	- Good luck, Rod.
01:13:54	All right, swing man. Back in business.
01:13:57	Hey, how are you?
01:14:03	Kimble's preparing
01:14:07	Ascending the multiple ramp levels
01:14:42	Why'd the numbers stop?
01:14:44	I guess people wanna see
01:14:50	Souls of the animal kingdom.
01:14:53	Eagle, fox, bottlenose dolphin,
01:15:01	Okay.
01:15:03	Let's jump this jump.
01:15:11	Come on, Rod!
01:15:18	Here he goes.
01:15:21	He's driving the bikey-thing
01:15:24	This needs to be seen to be believed!
01:15:28	Three, two, one, liftoff!
01:16:04	Oh, he's like a broken doll.
01:16:13	Oh, this does not look good.
01:16:15	Rod's crew is running to his side.
01:16:17	I, for one, hope none of them had a fight
01:16:20	because he is more than likely dead.
01:16:22	- Rod.
01:16:25	- Rod, are you okay? Can you hear me?
01:16:27	Rod, stay away from the light, man.
01:16:31	Rod?
01:16:38	Oh, God, he's probably having
01:16:39	some sort of profound,
01:16:56	Hi.
01:17:04	Oh, yes. Yes.
01:17:10	Yes.
01:17:12	- I'm not getting any vitals.
01:17:17	Rod?
01:17:18	Finish him! Finish him!
01:17:20	Yes, taco!
01:17:23	Rod? Rod?
01:17:25	Denise?
01:17:27	Hoobastank.
01:17:28	He's alive.
01:17:32	Denise. You were right.
01:17:35	The taco won.
01:17:37	Okay, Rod. Okay.
01:17:40	Time to get up.
01:17:41	- No, no, Rod, don't move. Don't move.
01:17:44	Sorry, guys. I'm walking out of here.
01:17:47	No, no, no. No, no, no, Rod.
01:17:50	Wait a minute.
01:17:51	It appears Kimble is awake,
01:17:56	Seriously, you're probably
01:17:58	I'd say definitely, Kevin.
01:18:00	I'd wager 10 to 20 broken bones,
01:18:05	But life is pain
01:18:06	and we've got to scrape the joy out of it
01:18:10	- Excuse me.
01:18:13	Rod.
01:18:15	Rod! Rod! Rod!
01:18:18	The crowd is cheering Kimble
01:18:23	Rod! Rod! Rod!
01:18:28	Rod! Rod! Rod!
01:18:42	And the phones are ringing off the hook!
01:18:55	Rod. Rod, look. Look.
01:19:12	We did it!
01:19:18	They've done it!
01:19:19	They've raised $50,000
01:19:30	Rod, Rod! Over here!
01:19:32	We did it, Richardson!
01:19:34	Rod knows my name.
01:19:37	Rod knows my name!
01:19:38	People are screaming
01:19:41	The fairgrounds are literally shaking!
01:19:44	A cooked goose for everyone!
01:19:47	It's Ebenezer Scrooge!
01:19:49	Yes, a cooked goose.
01:19:54	Dave.
01:20:29	- Rod, do you really need to do this?
01:20:33	Come on, Rod. The doctor said
01:20:36	You're not gonna win.
01:20:37	Kevin, it's not up for discussion.
01:20:41	Gods of war!
01:20:45	May your hammer be mighty
01:20:50	Here I am, Frank.
01:20:53	Get ready to meet your maker. Oh, God!
01:20:57	We hadn't even started yet!
01:20:59	Never underestimate your opponent.
01:21:07	What's up now, Frank?
01:21:17	- Never underestimate your opponent.
01:21:21	Finally, a fight I might actually...
01:21:27	- Got you.
01:21:55	Oh, hell, yeah, Roddy! Kick his ass!
01:21:58	Come on, old man! Come on!
01:22:00	Old man, young heart!
01:22:05	Good Lord!
01:22:08	Oh, shit. No mercy.
01:22:12	Guys, come on, come on. That's rented.
01:22:17	Jesus Christ.
01:22:20	He just rocked him with a brick!
01:22:22	Oh!
01:22:25	Here we go.
01:22:28	- Should we stop them?
01:22:36	- Oh, no.
01:22:39	- Say I'm a man.
01:22:45	- Say it!
01:22:48	Say it again!
01:22:50	You're a man, son.
01:22:58	You've gotta be kidding me.
01:23:00	Yeah!

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