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00:00:48 You know the girl.
00:00:50 Your first real vision of beauty.
00:00:53 The one that all other girls
00:00:56 Class, we have a new student today.
00:01:00 Her name is Cristabel.
00:01:01 Everyone say hi to Cristabel.
00:01:04 Hi, Cristabel.
00:01:09 The heavens opened.
00:01:11 And that was it.
00:01:12 The moment l first fell in love.
00:01:20 You know the girl.
00:01:21 The one you run to so you can
00:01:23 breathlessly declare
00:02:04 But things don't always work out
00:02:07 ...when you're six years old.
00:02:19 She cries at commercials by AT&T.
00:02:22 She sobs at the videos on MTV.
00:02:26 But she says it's got nothing
00:02:29 She's just an emotional girl.
00:02:34 She rips off my suits and
00:02:37 And shaves my head while
00:02:41 Sometimes l feel
00:02:44 and l'm just the pea...
00:02:48 And she's just an emotional girl.
00:02:52 Just an emotional...
00:02:54 You want the guitar?
00:03:03 ls...is everything okay...honey?
00:03:09 You just don't get it, do you.
00:03:10 l don't know.
00:03:12 Your songs, which suck,
00:03:16 Are always about things l did.
00:03:18 They're not about you being
00:03:21 They're always about lalalalala
00:03:25 But you did.
00:03:27 And it's fine.
00:03:28 We can laugh about it now,
00:03:29 Why do you think
00:03:33 And l know this one.
00:03:36 Because you were mad?
00:03:40 l'm leaving....
00:03:42 And l'm taking my drawer.
00:03:48 Fuck this.
00:03:49 For all l've put up with,
00:03:51 l seem to deserve better
00:03:58 Jane...okay, okay, um...
00:04:02 -Listen, listen, listen...
00:04:05 Are you going to keep
00:04:08 -You're an asshole!
00:04:11 You can keep it.
00:04:12 l just don't know what to do
00:04:16 Come on.
00:04:18 Okay...Jane, you see?
00:04:21 l came all the way
00:04:26 Stop. Please, please,
00:04:34 Let's talk.
00:04:37 This is not talking.
00:04:48 You don't know what it's
00:04:50 for years and
00:04:53 if they're ever
00:05:05 You're a loser, Nate Cooper.
00:05:09 And that's when it hit me.
00:05:12 Yes, she may have overreacted...
00:05:14 But Jane was right.
00:05:16 No other girl would ever
00:05:24 Cristabel Abbott was the one.
00:05:41 But how could l have known the
00:05:50 l have a valentine for you
00:05:53 We just haven't had a chance to
00:06:02 l knew l had to find her.
00:06:05 And l knew just who to go to.
00:06:11 My best friend from first grade.
00:06:14 Who shared in the glories
00:06:16 and the art of nose picking.
00:06:19 Arno Blount.
00:06:21 Are you tired of doing
00:06:23 and not getting the flat
00:06:25 Well, it's time to stop, America...
00:06:27 Because you've been
00:06:30 That's right, America.
00:06:31 You've been going the wrong way.
00:06:33 Now there's my Ab Away Pro System.
00:06:35 Designed with reverse ab action.
00:06:38 The fastest, easiest way
00:06:39 lt's all the same.
00:06:41 My Arno just loves holiday candies.
00:06:45 So we stock them up year round.
00:06:47 They make me feel happy.
00:06:49 Can l get you a Courvasier
00:06:53 or cocoa?
00:06:57 No thank you, Ms. Blount.
00:06:59 l'm fine.
00:07:01 So you got a degree
00:07:03 Uh...yeah.
00:07:06 That means unemployed, right?
00:07:07 -Pretty much, yeah.
00:07:09 Means a lot more time to hang, huh?
00:07:11 -Okay.
00:07:15 what happened to Cristabel Abbott.
00:07:18 Well, yeah.
00:07:20 Well, l'm curious to know
00:07:22 how everyone's doing
00:07:25 Everyone...Right.
00:07:27 Well, my friend, you came
00:07:31 Wow, that's Cristabel?
00:07:34 -Yep.
00:07:35 "cause usually 13's a bad age.
00:07:39 From the first grade on,
00:07:44 That's weird.
00:07:47 Dear lord...Oh God.
00:07:50 -ls that...uh...
00:07:53 The nottie.
00:07:55 Ooh...nottie?
00:07:57 lt's a very well known
00:07:58 The hotness of one girl is
00:08:01 to the ugliness of
00:08:03 Wow. June Phigg.
00:08:06 lt's sort of sweet they've
00:08:10 Sweet?
00:08:11 She's like some hideous dragon
00:08:22 What?
00:08:24 ln order to
00:08:27 The nottie must be appeased.
00:08:29 You're saying
00:08:32 why Cristabel's still single?
00:08:33 Of course she is!
00:08:34 That, my friend,
00:08:38 Cristabel Abbott is the hottest
00:08:40 But no man will ever win her heart
00:08:42 without getting past
00:08:45 And she will destroy you.
00:08:50 No. No. This is fate.
00:08:54 Fate is the reason
00:08:57 Look. l came 3000 miles
00:09:00 And it's going to take a lot more
00:09:05 l like your moxie.
00:09:07 Yeah? Good.
00:09:09 You're gonna
00:09:11 Ma!
00:09:12 Bring out the file!
00:09:14 Coming, precious.
00:09:16 She loves it.
00:09:19 The hottie and her every move.
00:09:23 This whole thing is about
00:09:25 You should see the website.
00:09:27 Now, according to my records
00:09:30 She has a two mile jog every
00:09:33 She stops
00:09:35 for a light breakfast of ice
00:09:38 She'll pass the north end of the
00:09:43 Benches that face the ocean are
00:09:47 "Cause if you face the other way,
00:09:49 ..and you lose the whole thing.
00:10:32 Hey guys.
00:10:37 Here she comes.
00:10:49 Konichiwa. Good morning.
00:11:01 Hi guys.
00:11:02 l love you.
00:11:17 Good morning.
00:11:30 Oh my god, l'm so sorry.
00:11:33 Were you sniffing me?
00:11:36 Sorry.
00:11:39 Hey, aren't you Cristabel Abbott?
00:11:41 -Yeah.
00:11:44 Back in the first grade.
00:11:47 Were you that guy who used to
00:11:50 No. The guy with processed meats
00:11:57 You're not that kid who used to
00:12:00 No, that was my friend, Arno.
00:12:01 Nice guy.
00:12:05 lf we went to first grade together,
00:12:11 You must be Nate Cooper.
00:12:23 l don't want to alarm you...
00:12:24 but there's
00:12:28 standing outside the window.
00:12:31 Oh, that's just my stalker,
00:12:34 He's completely harmless.
00:12:36 Randall,
00:12:43 So where were we?
00:12:45 Right. My job.
00:12:46 l work as an event planner for
00:12:49 which basically means l get to
00:12:53 Cool.
00:12:56 And...l'm pregnant.
00:13:00 l'm not sure whose it is,
00:13:02 Oh, l'm so sorry.
00:13:06 l'm kidding.
00:13:08 No kids, no boyfriend.
00:13:10 No action of any kind.
00:13:12 Oh, good.
00:13:14 Or not.
00:13:16 So what do you do now?
00:13:18 Or are you still into finger
00:13:21 No, no l um...
00:13:23 l'm a personal trainer.
00:13:30 You're a personal trainer.
00:13:33 Yeah.
00:13:35 Like a gym?
00:13:37 A lot of people mistake
00:13:39 for being brought up
00:13:41 But who wants adult acne
00:13:45 Not me.
00:13:47 No, it's a mind, body,
00:13:55 You are what you eat.
00:13:57 And whatnot.
00:13:58 You should check out my gym.
00:14:00 Actually, my roommate and l are
00:14:03 So do you want to come?
00:14:06 Absolutely.
00:14:08 My roommate. lt's June.
00:14:11 From the first grade.
00:14:15 Wow...June...Yeah.
00:14:19 June's into heath.
00:14:21 She's a vegan.
00:14:22 Everything she eats is non-fat.
00:14:25 Oh...how delicious.
00:14:28 l'm so glad we ran into
00:14:31 Me too.
00:14:32 So the gym is at 6th and Ocean.
00:14:34 Here's my number
00:14:50 There. Now you can't lose it.
00:15:18 Hey, Cooper.
00:15:21 Hey.
00:15:27 You remember June.
00:15:35 Oh God...
00:15:37 Of course.
00:15:39 Yes. Who could forget the
00:15:43 -Oh, Jeanette.
00:15:45 -How are you?
00:15:49 -You look beautiful.
00:16:00 Sorry.
00:16:01 Nice.
00:16:04 June and l don't get much action,
00:16:08 Grab a spot.
00:16:29 So Nate here has become a
00:16:33 Oh, yeah. But you know what?
00:16:35 Enough about me.
00:16:36 June, what do you do?
00:16:40 June's a handler at the zoo.
00:16:42 That's great.
00:16:44 The only downside is l'm
00:16:49 Not that l don't already have
00:16:51 June has a lot of problems
00:16:53 l have sensitive skin.
00:16:55 Oh.
00:16:57 l mean, l've tried it all...
00:16:59 Shaving, bumps and ingrown
00:17:04 Nasty chemical reaction.
00:17:06 The only thing l can really do
00:17:11 You know what?
00:17:12 lf you hadn't said anything,
00:17:18 Uh, not that l've noticed now.
00:17:20 l'm not focusing on that at all.
00:17:22 lt's natural.
00:17:25 Everybody has it.
00:17:25 Everybody deals with it.
00:17:27 l've got hair.
00:17:28 Okay everyone.
00:17:30 Let's begin with
00:17:33 -Adamucha Svenasama.
00:17:48 All right.
00:17:59 And easing into cat pose.
00:18:06 And arching your back.
00:18:09 And moving into downward
00:18:21 Beautiful form, Cristabel.
00:18:39 Oh, that was amazing.
00:18:47 So, Cris,
00:18:52 l thought it'd be wonderful
00:18:57 go out to dinner...maybe.
00:19:01 Yeah, that'd be fun.
00:19:02 Yeah?
00:19:03 But the timing's terrible.
00:19:06 Nate, it probably won't come as
00:19:10 But June's never had a boyfriend.
00:19:20 -No.
00:19:23 And all through school,
00:19:28 l didn't know the meaning
00:19:31 Sounds like l shouldn't
00:19:35 That's why l made
00:19:38 l'm not going to date
00:19:40 till June has someone special
00:19:44 Wow.
00:19:45 That is...admirable.
00:19:49 But that could be a very,
00:19:56 lt's just...the hard part
00:20:04 Don't take it personally, Coopie.
00:20:05 You're a great guy.
00:20:08 And if things were different...
00:20:10 Who knows?
00:20:13 l gotta go.
00:20:16 But maybe l'll see you later.
00:20:20 -Yeah. l'll see you...later.
00:20:26 She's not only smoking hot...
00:20:29 She's also extremely horny.
00:20:31 And for some unknown reason,
00:20:36 l've got to find a guy for June.
00:20:38 There's somebody out there
00:20:40 There's someone for everyone.
00:20:42 Boys!
00:20:43 Mom. Nate thinks he can
00:20:47 She's got fur on her toes.
00:20:49 Mom!
00:20:51 l understand she has a little
00:20:55 Has she tried the new lasers?
00:20:57 Worked great on my bikini line.
00:20:59 Grew back in like peach fuzz.
00:21:01 That's true.
00:21:03 But what are you going to do?
00:21:04 Laser her whole body?
00:21:06 l mean, you have any idea
00:21:07 what kind of radiation
00:21:08 What if l tell her that
00:21:11 Send her to a spa, pretty her up.
00:21:14 Somebody'll take her.
00:21:15 Please.
00:21:16 You want to flip this chick
00:21:16 you're gonna have to do a lot
00:21:21 l got it!
00:21:23 What if l pay somebody
00:21:26 Pause.
00:21:29 Look, you think l
00:21:31 All right.
00:21:32 This isn't about a single date.
00:21:34 This is about somebody special
00:21:36 And you ain't got that
00:21:39 Arno.
00:21:41 The history of mankind
00:21:45 that something cannot be done.
00:21:47 who are frequently interrupted by
00:21:53 What does that even mean?
00:21:55 l don't know.
00:21:56 l saw it on your wall back there.
00:21:59 That is a beautiful blouse.
00:22:01 Thank you. l don't even know
00:22:03 but they're wonderful.
00:22:05 Thanks. He's sweet.
00:22:14 The reason l asked you
00:22:16 -And like l said...
00:22:19 l couldn't even think about
00:22:23 l am just too concerned
00:22:28 You've really been thinking
00:22:30 Yeah.
00:22:34 That's so sweet.
00:22:35 And l gotta tell you
00:22:40 that none of these narrow
00:22:42 can see how beautiful she is just
00:22:45 "cause they can't get past
00:22:49 and some backne, you know.
00:22:52 l know.
00:22:53 l feel the same way.
00:22:55 And l think l have found
00:23:02 What's his name?
00:23:04 Who?
00:23:05 The guy that's perfect for June.
00:23:08 That guy.
00:23:09 His name is...
00:23:13 Cole Slaw...son.
00:23:17 Cole Slawsen.
00:23:19 A good friend, of a friend.
00:23:21 And that guy's name is Mike.
00:23:23 All real.
00:23:25 So it's the four of us.
00:23:28 Wouldn't you consider
00:23:31 Well, we can throw
00:23:34 and hope they come out alive.
00:23:37 Or we could lead them
00:23:43 blossoms into a lifetime of love
00:23:46 lt would be a major step
00:23:50 Right.
00:23:51 The whole lifetime of love
00:23:54 lt's just that...she never has...
00:23:58 And l think a life without orgasms
00:24:07 l couldn't agree with you more.
00:24:41 Yeah, l do. l do.
00:24:50 No. No. Go.
00:24:52 Ewww. Gross.
00:25:00 Other side.
00:25:02 Oh yeah.
00:25:07 Take it.
00:25:31 Okay, listen.
00:25:33 -No. No.
00:25:35 What if l were to tell you
00:25:36 that you could still
00:25:38 but all you had to do was go out
00:25:44 Does she have a vagina?
00:25:46 Yeah.
00:25:48 Actually, you're gonna have to
00:25:54 ls this woman you in a dress?
00:25:58 No. No. This is a real woman.
00:26:01 But l have to be honest.
00:26:04 She's not necessarily pretty.
00:26:08 None of my girlfriends
00:26:10 Good.
00:26:16 This is nice.
00:26:23 l'm gonna have her legs
00:26:26 Get her dude.
00:26:30 Oh, these are shoulder blades.
00:26:36 l thought they were wings.
00:26:38 l noticed you from across the bar.
00:26:40 And do you know what the
00:26:42 Her daddy must be a baker "cause
00:26:46 Do you really think
00:26:48 is a few hair plugs
00:26:51 $250 jeans...to impress a girl
00:26:56 Or didn't that occur to you
00:26:58 while you were schlepping away
00:27:01 to afford a few more of those
00:27:04 Which, by the way,
00:27:04 will never hide that you
00:27:07 you haven't had to pay for
00:27:09 So why don't you and your starry
00:27:12 take a little walk back to the bar,
00:27:15 And give my friend some space in
00:27:20 Who told you
00:27:23 What?
00:27:28 What'd l tell you?
00:27:29 Pay our bar tab, bitch.
00:27:32 What did she say?
00:27:37 Oh god, they're here.
00:27:39 Oh my god, they're here.
00:27:40 God, l'm so nervous.
00:27:42 Don't be nervous.
00:27:43 Just do as l said.
00:27:45 Right.
00:27:46 Keep drinking.
00:27:48 Well that...and just be yourself.
00:27:51 -Okay?
00:27:55 Steal yourself, Cole Slawsen.
00:27:57 Oh, my name's not Cole Slawsen.
00:27:59 Oh...right.
00:28:02 Like l said,
00:28:04 -as long as she's female.
00:28:11 Oh my god, it has whiskers.
00:28:15 And no teeth.
00:28:16 Oh, no.
00:28:17 She has teeth.
00:28:20 They're just not
00:28:22 lt's fine. lt's fine.
00:28:32 Hello, ladies.
00:28:35 Cole Slawsen,
00:28:39 Hello.
00:28:41 And the lovely June Phigg.
00:28:45 Nice to meet you.
00:28:47 -lt speaks.
00:28:49 l can't do this
00:28:51 You were rolling down your
00:28:53 l want to be released
00:28:54 -ls it me?
00:28:54 l'll triple your offer, Cole.
00:28:57 Fine.
00:28:58 We are too excited to do
00:29:03 Woo.
00:29:09 Now remember to stay focused,
00:29:13 lf you start to panic,
00:29:15 And go into your tranquil haven.
00:29:21 l am a mighty warrior,
00:29:24 l admire your commitment
00:29:26 Now, where's that driver guy?
00:29:28 -Captain.
00:29:30 l told him to be here by three.
00:29:31 Ahoy! Sorry l'm late, folks.
00:29:35 Just had to grab my keys
00:29:37 And l'm not feeling too well.
00:29:42 You're going to have to find
00:29:45 Out of my way!
00:29:48 -Oh, shucks.
00:29:51 Breathe. Look at the beauty.
00:29:54 Drink some of this.
00:29:58 Okay.
00:29:59 What we're going to do now is
00:30:03 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:05 We need you for the date.
00:30:09 Now this is
00:30:11 Sun in my face, wind in my hair.
00:30:14 The smell of salt in the air.
00:30:17 lsn't this great?
00:30:20 Magnificent.
00:30:23 Okay...June,
00:30:29 lt's a lot better, thanks.
00:30:31 This guy l work with at the zoo.
00:30:32 He works with the gorillas.
00:30:34 He actually mixed up a compound for
00:30:37 Okay, anyone want another drink?
00:30:41 Yes, yes.
00:30:42 Absolutely.
00:30:48 Are you okay?
00:30:51 Never better.
00:30:52 Cole has a little bit of
00:30:56 l also have irritable
00:31:01 And involuntary
00:31:05 There it goes.
00:31:06 l think l need to be excused.
00:31:07 -You know what? You shouldn't go.
00:31:08 You should probably stay around.
00:31:09 -No, l shouldn't.
00:31:11 No, l can't do this.
00:31:12 Look at her.
00:31:12 No, no, no.
00:31:13 You're not going to go.
00:31:14 You're not going anywhere.
00:31:19 You know what?
00:31:21 Let's play a game.
00:31:22 We're going to play a game.
00:31:23 lt's gonna be fun.
00:31:25 lf the two of you could go
00:31:31 Where would it be?
00:31:33 Home.
00:31:34 Okay
00:31:35 You know... You know what?
00:31:35 This is a question for me.
00:31:37 Nate. l'll take this one.
00:31:39 lf Nate could go anywhere in
00:31:45 His dream date would be...Venice.
00:31:50 -Venice?
00:31:51 That would be my dream date too.
00:31:53 Really?
00:31:55 Anywhere in particular?
00:31:57 No, nowhere really.
00:32:00 l just heard it was a great place
00:32:03 Well, it's a gorgeous day out
00:32:08 Let's go get some sun.
00:32:09 Let's do it...Cole Slawsen.
00:32:12 Get our tan up.
00:32:54 Breathe.
00:33:08 l got this.
00:33:12 l'm a mighty warrior.
00:33:15 Fearless and strong.
00:33:17 Come stop me.
00:33:21 Nate, good news.
00:33:22 l just my toenail.
00:33:44 You know, he's just cooling off.
00:33:46 The Coast Guard will
00:34:05 This should cheer us up.
00:34:07 Good idea.
00:34:08 More alcohol.
00:34:09 That'll help.
00:34:13 Oh...dropped it.
00:34:17 Completely forgot l had this.
00:34:19 They were giving these out to all
00:34:23 Some sort of a promotion.
00:34:25 What is it?
00:34:26 Gift certificate to a chi-chi
00:34:31 Ha. Look at that.
00:34:31 lt's for two people.
00:34:33 You know what?
00:34:34 The two of you
00:34:35 l mean,
00:34:38 Nate, this is for $2,000 worth
00:34:42 You don't say.
00:34:44 No, you and Cris should
00:34:46 l don't do well
00:34:48 They tend to backfire.
00:34:51 That Cole was an idiot.
00:34:54 l saw plenty of other guys
00:34:57 Stop it, Cris. Come on.
00:35:00 We both know the only
00:35:02 ...is when they crawl
00:35:05 What about that guy who gave
00:35:08 He was a dermatologist.
00:35:10 Well, he did offer to remove
00:35:13 That's cool
00:35:13 He could have been flirting.
00:35:16 l heard somewhere that 95 percent
00:35:20 is the way you see yourself.
00:35:23 Stop being
00:35:26 What am l supposed to do?
00:35:27 Pretend they're all blind?
00:35:29 l'm just saying you could try to
00:35:33 Men like a little mystery.
00:35:36 Absolutely we do. Yes.
00:35:39 Unraveling the fairer sex is
00:35:44 Oh yeah. l'm the mysterious
00:35:48 Nothing says subtle like an
00:35:52 June, don't be
00:35:54 You know what?
00:35:56 lt's fine.
00:35:56 lt's fine.
00:35:58 l know my place in life.
00:36:00 l allow your many suitors
00:36:02 l'm a nice guy so l'm
00:36:06 in the hopes that
00:36:07 of your perfect breasts routine.
00:36:09 Right, Nate?
00:36:13 She's a little drunk.
00:36:15 You know, June, some people think
00:36:20 A vessel that carries our soul
00:36:22 until you pass on from this
00:36:28 l don't even know
00:36:30 Yeah, l'm sort of with
00:36:33 l'm just trying to help, okay?
00:36:36 Great.
00:36:37 Well...thanks for the help.
00:36:46 l'm such a bad friend.
00:36:48 No, that's ridiculous.
00:36:49 You were just trying to help.
00:36:50 Come on.
00:36:51 You're absolutely
00:36:53 l'm not.
00:36:54 l'm horrible.
00:36:56 l really made a promise to be
00:36:59 You've been so sweet and
00:37:03 l'm really becoming
00:37:07 You are?
00:37:08 And poor June's in there
00:37:11 Oh, no, no, no.
00:37:12 Don't worry about her.
00:37:13 She's not crying.
00:37:14 She's probably
00:37:18 l really like you, Nate.
00:37:20 Yeah?
00:37:21 And you're gonna
00:37:24 l've thought about you
00:37:27 Really?
00:37:28 l even used to look at our old
00:37:33 lf someone were standing here
00:37:36 l would think they were crazy.
00:37:39 Or a pedophile.
00:37:43 But none of that matters now...
00:37:44 because l can't
00:37:48 Look, l have a confession to make.
00:37:52 When you told me you
00:37:54 till June had
00:37:56 l did see her as an obstacle.
00:38:00 l lied about the spa promotion.
00:38:02 l paid for it.
00:38:03 To give June a stealth makeover.
00:38:05 That's so sneaky.
00:38:07 l know it's awful.
00:38:09 But now l really do
00:38:12 And l think l can.
00:38:13 But l need your help.
00:38:15 You know what?
00:38:17 l believe you.
00:38:18 Good.
00:38:19 Now stick with me.
00:38:21 l got a plan.
00:38:30 Are you guys sure this won't
00:38:33 Define residual.
00:38:37 Okay.
00:38:38 What we're going to do here today
00:38:39 is a combination of
00:38:42 and do it yourself hypnosis.
00:38:47 Ma'am? Excuse me.
00:38:50 Hi. Could l um...
00:39:02 Are you insane?
00:39:04 No. Uh...
00:39:09 Okay.
00:39:13 Mmm...isn't it creamy
00:39:16 What a delightful reward for
00:39:23 No, no.
00:39:24 This is the good part.
00:39:27 l don't think l can do this.
00:39:29 No, no, no.
00:39:30 Let's not dwell in the negative,
00:39:33 Your Medieval Times
00:39:37 Huh?
00:39:38 Okay...get the pendant.
00:39:47 Your eyes are getting very heavy.
00:39:51 No.
00:39:53 l am going to
00:39:56 And when l finish you will
00:39:59 to the sound of
00:40:02 Ten, nine, eight, seven six.
00:40:11 Five...
00:40:13 Four, three, two...
00:40:21 One.
00:40:29 You will open your eyes.
00:40:31 And listen very carefully.
00:40:35 When you see this...
00:40:38 what you actually will be
00:40:44 Hi, Space Lady.
00:40:48 Good.
00:40:51 When l count to four
00:40:53 You will wake up refreshed,
00:40:57 nothing of what happened today.
00:40:59 You will, however,
00:41:02 until which time you hear the phrase,
00:41:06 "l love ...
00:41:12 Midget ...mimes?
00:41:19 l love midget mimes.
00:41:22 Good.
00:41:23 One...
00:41:24 Two, three, four.
00:41:37 Oh, resistance is futile.
00:41:52 Wow, you guys look amazing.
00:41:56 June's going back next week
00:00:04 you two supermodels
00:00:26 l can't believe l'm doing this.
00:00:28 l haven't had fat
00:00:30 Whatever you've been doing...
00:00:33 it is working, you saucy minx.
00:00:36 The spa said
00:00:38 Yeah.
00:00:39 They also gave me Rogaine
00:00:40 and prescriptions for my skin
00:00:44 l'm really sorry if my toenail
00:00:47 lt was really embarrassing.
00:00:48 how could l ever be grossed out
00:00:52 pouty lipped inter---gallactic
00:00:57 Thank the gods you were
00:01:00 Borg Collective through
00:01:01 your upper spinal
00:01:05 What?
00:01:07 Cole is a Trekkie.
00:01:10 lsn't that fun?
00:01:11 So that is the highest
00:01:15 ln this galaxy or any other.
00:01:19 Let's keep walking.
00:01:20 A little separation is fine.
00:01:23 You know, Cole, the pier is
00:01:26 Yeah, l like to come down here
00:01:29 when everybody's gone.
00:01:31 That way none of the tourists
00:01:34 with them for five dollars.
00:01:37 You are a fiery goddess
00:01:39 to match your stunning countenance.
00:01:42 Oh, you've got a little...
00:01:44 l'll get it.
00:01:51 You know what?
00:01:52 Let's leave these two little
00:01:55 -l don't think that's the best idea.
00:01:56 -No, seriously.
00:01:59 He's just a little strange.
00:02:00 We all are in some ways, you know.
00:02:10 You've got to be kidding me.
00:02:11 Oh, look, Daddy.
00:02:13 l love midget mimes.
00:02:25 They're called little people,
00:02:36 Oh, l totally forgot to tell you
00:02:39 that Cole had
00:02:42 with a mime as a child.
00:02:44 Oh, it was awful.
00:02:47 lt was his 5th birthday party and
00:02:51 unfortunately he caught the mime
00:02:54 performing personal services
00:02:56 But, hey, look, this is fun.
00:03:10 This might be good.
00:03:38 l'm not going to stand for this.
00:03:39 Excuse me.
00:03:44 Don't mind him.
00:03:46 He's a sad little man.
00:03:53 l'm Johann.
00:04:02 Sorry there's no antipasto...
00:04:05 This is all l could whip up.
00:04:08 -Nice place.
00:04:10 lt's cold and a little windy.
00:04:13 Here's to new friends.
00:04:15 Cheers.
00:04:18 Cherrios.
00:04:19 God, this view is incredible.
00:04:22 You can even see
00:04:24 l like to go down there sometimes.
00:04:26 Hang out with the crowds.
00:04:28 People watch.
00:04:30 lt could get a little lonely
00:04:40 So...Johann...are you
00:04:48 No, l grew up in Europe.
00:04:50 My parents run
00:04:52 school in the Swiss Alps.
00:04:54 l moved here when l was
00:04:56 Where did you go to college?
00:04:59 Harvard.
00:05:01 Oh...Right.
00:05:03 Oh, it's really not
00:05:06 My parents didn't have to spend
00:05:08 for me just to become a dentist.
00:05:11 You're a dentist?
00:05:12 Yeah, l love it.
00:05:14 lt's so fulfilling.
00:05:17 Of course, l did take a few years
00:05:23 Let me get this straight.
00:05:24 You went to Harvard
00:05:27 and now you're a dentist?
00:05:29 Yeah, l also did
00:05:32 just so my folks wouldn't have
00:05:35 l still do it every now and
00:05:39 Oh my god, l've seen you.
00:05:41 Were you on the cover of
00:05:44 Yeah. l didn't see it.
00:05:46 l was in Central Asia
00:05:49 doing Doctors Without Borders.
00:05:52 My group's done some
00:05:54 They really do
00:05:56 lt's the most rewarding
00:06:02 Have you ever done any modeling?
00:06:05 You have unbelievable
00:06:10 Look at! Oh, look at that.
00:06:13 There's the bread.
00:06:14 lt was hiding from me.
00:06:17 This is so weird.
00:06:19 You and Nate have
00:06:23 We do?
00:06:25 We do?
00:06:26 How's that?
00:06:28 Well...you're both really
00:06:34 And Nate, here,
00:06:38 A personal trainer?
00:06:40 Like at a gym?
00:06:45 He's more of a lifestyle coach.
00:06:47 Right, Nate?
00:06:49 -Yeah.
00:06:52 That's it.
00:06:53 All nine of them.
00:06:55 June, if you don't mind me
00:06:59 the most intriguing case of
00:07:07 Please excuse my rudeness.
00:07:09 l just always notice teeth.
00:07:11 You never thought about
00:07:14 Well, l thought about it...
00:07:16 but my insurance doesn't
00:07:21 l bet you never had a cavity.
00:07:24 That's true.
00:07:25 l never have.
00:07:26 You are so lucky.
00:07:28 Most of my patients would love
00:07:41 You are so screwed.
00:07:43 l am?
00:07:44 He's just buttering up the
00:07:49 This is your competition, my man.
00:07:51 Where the hell did you get that?
00:07:52 Mom saves old issues.
00:07:54 l'll put it back on her bed
00:07:58 l'm not sure
00:08:00 l actually think he likes June.
00:08:02 Well has he ever technically
00:08:05 Well, not really.
00:08:07 Any one on one action whatsoever?
00:08:11 He offered to fix her teeth.
00:08:13 Then he hasn't closed
00:08:16 He's just doing a favor for her
00:08:21 You're going through
00:08:24 He's going through
00:08:26 He's a back door man! lt's a
00:08:30 No. But what if Cristabel
00:08:33 Or what if it's locked,
00:08:34 and everybody just
00:08:36 Oh, l'm not interested in you.
00:08:39 l just want to be friends.
00:08:41 Oh, oh, excuse me is that
00:08:50 What am l going to do?
00:08:51 Easy. You shadow him.
00:08:55 Shadow him?
00:08:56 Yeah, just make sure they're
00:08:58 where he can impress her without
00:09:02 What you can't do,
00:09:03 is let him show you up
00:09:06 lf he ever tries to take off his
00:09:09 you got to make sure it only
00:09:12 Shirt stays on. Got it.
00:09:14 And secondly if his shirt ever
00:09:18 poke out her eyes.
00:09:19 Eyes poked out.
00:09:21 Thirdly, lie.
00:09:23 Lie?
00:09:24 Oh, come on.
00:09:25 l thought that the most
00:09:27 was to be honest.
00:09:29 l'm sorry.
00:09:30 Are you a former Marine
00:09:33 and fixes needy
00:09:36 l got two words for you, my man.
00:09:38 Lie.
00:09:54 The perfect people have left the
00:09:59 Save yourself, Nate.
00:10:01 No, l'm not letting you go.
00:10:06 Not on my watch.
00:10:08 Stop!
00:10:09 Stop, please.
00:10:11 This is awful.
00:10:13 God, you're telling me?
00:10:14 l'm not even
00:10:16 l had my skin lasered last week.
00:10:18 Really?
00:10:19 Oh, yeah, l'm nubby.
00:10:23 Johann is making
00:10:26 l had to shave down her teeth
00:10:29 She's going to
00:10:33 Can you believe
00:10:35 Super generous.
00:10:37 And clearly
00:10:39 The truth is,
00:10:42 l can show the before and
00:10:45 That's perfect.
00:10:46 Just gives me more motivation to
00:10:59 Speaking of natural beauty...
00:11:03 Let's go.
00:11:05 Come, guys
00:11:07 Am l bleeding?
00:11:09 Only on the inside.
00:11:17 Cessna.
00:11:19 That's a beaut.
00:11:22 -Where?
00:11:27 Johann's a pilot.
00:11:28 Of course he is.
00:11:30 Do you fly, Nate?
00:11:32 Yeah. Yeah.
00:11:33 l fly planes.
00:11:34 That's what l do.
00:11:36 You fly?
00:11:38 Yeah.
00:11:39 l mean, to and fro... by and by.
00:11:43 l like to do flips and uh
00:11:49 You're a stunt pilot?
00:11:50 Yeah...uh...not professionally, no.
00:11:54 l like to take the kids up
00:11:59 -The kids?
00:12:03 Yeah.
00:12:04 Most of the time it's the
00:12:06 Oh, god it's just...
00:12:10 when the G forces hit them.
00:12:14 l just can't describe it,
00:12:17 lt's the most rewarding thing
00:12:22 So let me get this straight.
00:12:23 You're not a professional pilot,
00:12:28 by doing dangerous
00:12:31 Uh...yeah...yeah.
00:12:33 ln my flying dream....
00:12:36 that l have.
00:12:37 Just a little game with the kids.
00:12:39 Didn't l mention it was a dream?
00:12:41 No, you didn't mention that.
00:12:43 Oh, yeah. l could see
00:12:46 No. lt's-it's-it's
00:12:50 Just me and the kids.
00:12:52 Them riding on my back,
00:12:55 Like a...male heterosexual
00:13:03 -Are you done?
00:13:06 Wow. Okay. Yeah.
00:13:08 Flying dreams.
00:13:09 l for one love flying dreams.
00:13:12 How often do you have these
00:13:13 heterosexual male angel
00:13:17 Oh, l don't know June,
00:13:19 Once or twice a year.
00:13:22 Oh my god, me too.
00:13:24 And then there's
00:13:26 when you first wake up and you
00:13:29 Do you guys ever get those?
00:13:32 Every night.
00:13:35 Every night?
00:13:38 l saw on Oprah that flying dreams
00:13:42 You can accomplish anything.
00:13:45 Makes sense.
00:13:47 You must be extremely advanced
00:13:48 ln the soul level.
00:13:50 Even Oprah only has them
00:13:53 l don't know about my soul,
00:13:57 in the body temperature level.
00:13:59 As the expression goes,
00:14:04 l believe the expression is:
00:14:06 l have to piss like a racehorse.
00:14:12 There was a scorpion on your back.
00:14:16 There's no scorpions out here.
00:14:19 Or it might have been a tick.
00:14:22 Now he's a mountaineering
00:14:25 Yeah.
00:14:25 We gotta figure out something
00:14:28 Okay. Figure out
00:14:30 l don't know.
00:14:31 What am l good at?
00:14:33 You used to be good at climbing
00:14:36 Okay.
00:14:37 Good at climbing rope.
00:14:38 But how am l going to work
00:14:41 l don't know.
00:14:42 What did we used to do to
00:14:44 Oh yeah. Yeah.
00:14:46 l could dance.
00:14:48 Of course, l'll have to leave out
00:14:50 -That's the best part.
00:14:52 What else you got in your arsenal?
00:14:57 Remember, we used to rock
00:15:00 Wait a minute.
00:15:02 l got the perfect thing.
00:15:04 What's the perfect thing?
00:15:06 Hello?
00:15:14 These old coffee houses remind me
00:15:18 Hey, who wants to hear
00:15:23 Ooh, what a unique piece.
00:15:26 May l?
00:15:29 Uh, yeah.
00:15:31 Took a little damage.
00:15:32 Recently.
00:15:34 l'm sure we can make
00:15:54 Some day...
00:15:57 Some how...
00:16:01 You'll find...
00:16:04 You'll shine like the sun.
00:16:14 Some day...
00:16:18 Some how, you'll find...
00:16:24 You'll find...
00:16:25 What you've been...
00:16:27 Looking for...
00:16:35 Some day. Some...
00:16:39 Times, it's nice to see them...
00:16:45 ...fireflies burning
00:17:10 More. More.
00:17:11 Oh, it works.
00:17:25 lt's loud in here, huh.
00:17:26 Huh?
00:17:27 -lt's loud in here.
00:17:30 What's up with all the hats?
00:17:31 Oh, the Rogaine's working.
00:17:35 Yeah, it's just that weird
00:17:38 Cool.
00:17:39 Plus l'm trying to avoid being
00:17:43 Heard they were pretty common
00:17:49 This song is amazing.
00:17:52 l love this song.
00:17:55 Care to dance?
00:17:56 Ooh. l'm going to sit this out.
00:17:58 But yeah,
00:18:00 Back in the playground days,
00:18:07 What's...
00:18:09 He stole my mojo.
00:18:10 Ooh, that was hard.
00:18:11 Come on, l did the collar thing.
00:18:13 l was telling her
00:18:15 What did l do wrong?
00:18:16 What? We going to
00:18:19 Come on. Don't you like it.
00:18:21 -Oh, yeah.
00:18:23 lt's better than
00:18:25 l wish there was a prom
00:18:27 ... "cause l would have rocked it.
00:18:29 Stop it.
00:18:30 Hey we can tango, too, mama.
00:18:32 Come on.
00:18:34 Don't get dizzy now.
00:18:46 Another round?
00:18:48 Yes. Another round would be great.
00:18:49 Let's do another round.
00:18:49 Another round.
00:18:59 Wow, look at this.
00:19:01 Back in my country,
00:19:05 Ooh, the hands.
00:19:22 Oh, come on.
00:19:23 Come on.
00:19:25 One small scrap of dignity left.
00:19:29 -No.
00:19:32 Excuse me.
00:19:33 Step aside.
00:19:34 Excuse me.
00:19:47 l've known a lot of jealous men
00:19:49 But you take the cake.
00:19:51 Well if Men's Abs in there would
00:19:53 He was hot!
00:19:54 Oh, he was hot.
00:19:55 He was sweating like a racehorse.
00:19:58 The man sweats urine.
00:20:00 Look just admit that he's hot.
00:20:03 Johann is hot.
00:20:05 Oh, so you're
00:20:07 ls that it?
00:20:08 No, l'm not.
00:20:09 But you are.
00:20:10 And why wouldn't you be?
00:20:11 He's some kind of
00:20:14 l don't blame you, okay.
00:20:16 He's perfect.
00:20:18 He's the male version of you.
00:20:20 Oh, so now l'm a pod person.
00:20:22 No.
00:20:23 You're just.
00:20:26 l mean, look at you.
00:20:28 You're out of my league.
00:20:30 You're in Johann's league...
00:20:31 And l can't compete with that.
00:20:35 You didn't have to compete.
00:20:37 l was with you.
00:20:40 l really liked you, Nate.
00:20:43 l thought you were different.
00:20:45 That you actually
00:20:47 And that you wanted to
00:20:49 l did want to help June.
00:20:51 And you know what?
00:20:52 l am out of your league.
00:20:54 You can't sing.
00:20:56 You can't dance.
00:20:57 You're a terrible athlete.
00:20:59 And a really crappy liar.
00:21:03 l took the time to
00:21:07 l really wish you did
00:21:09 Cris, Cris.
00:21:10 Hold on.
00:21:12 Look, l made mistakes.
00:21:14 l lied.
00:21:15 l'm not perfect.
00:21:17 But...it's still me.
00:21:20 You know?
00:21:21 Nate Cooper.
00:21:23 l'm sorry, Nate.
00:21:25 lt's over.
00:21:33 Oh, come on.
00:21:34 Here's your car, Loser.
00:21:37 When you just
00:21:39 and that's why
00:21:41 a product that gives them the
00:21:44 You see exercise should be
00:21:48 And, of course get you results.
00:21:50 Time is one thing we all wish
00:21:54 Look at you.
00:21:56 You sad, sad man.
00:22:00 Well, l'm crashing
00:22:02 Oh, yeah,
00:22:06 But there's still hope for you.
00:22:12 You dick!
00:22:13 l can hear you.
00:22:15 You're a foot away from me.
00:22:16 Look, okay.
00:22:17 There's going to be
00:22:18 ... waiting for you if
00:22:20 lt's like what a wise
00:22:23 lf you give up on your dream,
00:22:29 Are you quoting me Flashdance?
00:22:30 There's only one person
00:22:34 She'll meet you
00:22:36 at five o'clock.
00:22:39 Five o'clock.
00:22:57 Hey.
00:23:00 June?
00:23:01 Yeah, that's what
00:23:03 Your teeth.
00:23:04 Oh yeah.
00:23:05 Johann did the veneers yesterday.
00:23:07 What do you think?
00:23:09 Wow. You look so...normal.
00:23:13 Oh, l bet you say
00:23:16 Oh, my god. l'm sorry.
00:23:19 More evidence of my staggering
00:23:24 No apology necessary.
00:23:26 l mean, come on
00:23:27 l think l look
00:23:29 Yeah l'd have to agree.
00:23:31 Wow, you look great.
00:23:32 Thanks.
00:23:33 Oh on my way over here
00:23:37 but l think l was cat called.
00:23:38 -Really?
00:23:39 l mean, l know that for most women
00:23:43 but when the guy with the rattail
00:23:47 where he put his hands like...
00:23:48 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
00:23:49 l know it.
00:23:50 Okay, well anyway...
00:23:51 l looked all around...
00:23:52 and l realized l was
00:23:55 l mean, he was talking to me!
00:23:57 l was so excited,
00:24:00 l swear to God.
00:24:01 You didn't, though, did you?
00:24:03 Please.
00:24:03 Even l have my standards.
00:24:05 l don't know, though,
00:24:07 So many rattails, no little time.
00:24:12 lt's like a shock to the system.
00:24:14 You have a whole new look.
00:24:16 Don't start.
00:24:19 Well, to be quite honest with you,
00:24:22 l borrowed the top from Cristabel.
00:24:24 l thought there was
00:24:26 ... that made me
00:24:28 Poor Nate.
00:24:29 Oh.
00:24:34 What?
00:24:37 Do l have a booger in my nose?
00:24:40 No...just...
00:24:46 l'm happy for you.
00:24:48 l'm happy for me, too.
00:24:49 Good.
00:24:50 l'm glad we agree on something.
00:24:51 Finally.
00:24:53 Hey, Randy.
00:24:54 Hey, Stan.
00:24:55 -Hey, Nate.
00:25:08 Here, l want you to try
00:25:09 -some of mine.
00:25:11 Just try it.
00:25:12 ls it better?
00:25:13 "Cause l think l got
00:25:15 No, l got the better one.
00:25:16 You gave yourself the better one?
00:25:17 - Yeah.
00:25:18 l'm the guest.
00:25:19 You didn't know and
00:25:21 That's a good point.
00:25:22 l wouldn't have known.
00:25:24 So, how's Johann?
00:25:27 Good... l don't know.
00:25:32 That was a steady decline.
00:25:35 Well, he hasn't
00:25:37 l can't really tell
00:25:41 Anyway, what's to like, right?
00:25:43 What's to like?
00:25:45 Oh, come on,
00:25:47 There's plenty to like.
00:25:49 Such as?
00:25:50 You can really hold your liquor.
00:25:56 Sarcasm will get you everywhere.
00:26:03 Let me ask you a question.
00:26:10 ls this pointless?
00:26:16 Am l ever going to have
00:26:23 Oh...yeah. Of course you will.
00:26:29 Because um...because l'm...
00:26:32 l'm going to tell her
00:26:37 Our annual costume party
00:26:39 ...so you'll both be there.
00:26:42 Well, that's great.
00:26:44 Yeah.
00:26:45 And you're going to
00:26:51 -What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:53 Listen, we've built this
00:26:56 l think we need to keep it there.
00:26:57 -All right.
00:26:58 Well, if we're both being
00:27:00 Yeah.
00:27:01 Why don't you bring
00:27:02 and that guitar you clearly
00:27:04 Okay.
00:27:05 As long as you bring
00:27:08 with the granny panties
00:27:10 Don't make fun
00:27:13 God. l mean, who really
00:27:15 ... as the girl who's
00:27:17 What? No, that's not true.
00:27:20 l totally planted one on you
00:27:23 Are you out of your mind?
00:27:25 No, l'm not out of my mind.
00:27:26 That was not a kiss.
00:27:27 That was you falling into me.
00:27:29 That's what l did.
00:27:29 l got the---Okay, fine.
00:27:39 Oh...well...
00:27:45 l'm sorry. l, uh...
00:27:49 l don't know why l did that.
00:27:53 You don't know
00:27:58 -No.
00:28:01 -June.
00:28:03 June, listen,
00:28:07 Get out of here.
00:28:08 Before your girlfriend gets back.
00:28:43 Excuse me.
00:28:50 Traffic's heavy today.
00:28:51 Beep. Beep. Beep.
00:28:52 You better have insurance.
00:29:10 There's my girl.
00:29:18 Come on.
00:29:19 l want to show you off
00:29:20 Looking good, buddy.
00:29:21 Looking good.
00:29:23 Yeah, you too.
00:29:24 Oh, by the way,
00:29:26 and l smoothed everything over,
00:29:29 Although l should warn you,
00:29:33 Oh Coopie...
00:29:36 What can l say?
00:29:37 l've always wanted to be a bride.
00:29:40 Every little girl's dream, right?
00:29:44 Right.
00:29:46 You don't have to say a thing.
00:29:50 June told me what happened.
00:29:53 -She did?
00:29:56 You were just being protective
00:29:59 Yes, right.
00:30:02 l may have misjudged you,
00:30:07 Oops.
00:30:09 Don't worry.
00:30:10 lt wasn't a smelly one.
00:30:12 l can tell by the way they sound.
00:30:14 That's good.
00:30:21 Shit!
00:30:22 Sorry.
00:30:26 ...listen.
00:30:27 l read somewhere about white
00:30:30 Okay.
00:30:31 l don't know if that---
00:30:34 Oh, god.
00:30:36 lt's not working!
00:30:38 lt's not working!
00:30:39 lt's not working!
00:30:40 l have to go.
00:30:43 You know, l think Grace Kelly
00:30:46 -Come on.
00:31:11 Oh hey there, little buddy.
00:31:13 Just about to finish these pesto
00:31:18 Why don't you have a taste
00:31:27 They're wonderful.
00:31:29 Of course.
00:31:30 Absolutely wonderful.
00:31:32 You're wonderful.
00:31:33 Everything you do is wonderful.
00:31:37 l've never seen June happier.
00:31:40 Thanks, pal.
00:31:42 Don't mention it.
00:31:43 lt was a lot of work, but once
00:31:47 l always get what l want.
00:31:50 You know what?
00:31:51 Fine.
00:31:52 l'm happy for you guys, okay?
00:31:54 l was wrong.
00:31:55 You and June actually
00:31:58 l know. lsn't she amazing?
00:32:03 Yeah.
00:32:04 Yeah, she really is.
00:32:06 Now that she's
00:32:09 there are plenty of guys
00:32:11 New teeth, hair
00:32:14 She's almost beautiful now.
00:32:18 Women like June are just
00:32:26 Yeah, she worked hard.
00:32:28 And l think tonight,
00:32:33 You know what l mean?
00:32:40 What's wrong?
00:32:41 Did l use too much basil?
00:32:57 Nate, what are you doing?
00:33:01 Deep breaths.
00:33:04 One one-thousand...
00:33:06 Two one thousand...
00:33:14 All right, everyone.
00:33:15 Party's over.
00:33:16 Out.
00:33:25 One grain of happiness.
00:33:27 One grain of happiness
00:33:30 l understand you're upset.
00:33:32 But Johann happens to be the devil!
00:33:34 Shut up.
00:33:35 The night of date five,
00:33:36 when it's okay for
00:33:39 to have sex without
00:33:42 June.
00:33:42 The night l was going t
00:33:44 -and leave this freak fest behind.
00:33:46 Shut up!
00:33:50 l helped you.
00:33:54 l could have shot you down
00:33:55 and Cristabel would never
00:33:58 He doesn't love you.
00:34:02 He said that you would be grateful.
00:34:05 l am grateful!
00:34:13 You don't get it, do you.
00:34:16 l don't know.
00:34:17 l've never even had a boyfriend.
00:34:23 He doesn't get you.
00:34:24 He doesn't deserve you.
00:34:25 Oh and you think people get
00:34:30 You think they get
00:34:33 l don't know.
00:34:33 Maybe, yeah.
00:34:35 You know, if they're
00:34:38 lf they're not willing
00:34:45 Well, knowing what you are is
00:34:53 l'm not the girl ...
00:34:55 ...the guy runs to,
00:34:58 to tell his feelings for,
00:35:02 Why couldn't you be?
00:35:03 Because not everybody gets
00:35:09 That's okay.
00:35:12 Most of us are just happy...
00:35:13 ... to date a guy
00:35:20 That's the thing
00:35:26 They're just not true.
00:35:40 Nate, she "s big girl.
00:35:43 Yeah. l understand that.
00:35:48 lt's sweet how protective
00:35:50 ...but if June wants to be
00:35:53 ...then that's
00:35:57 Anyway, it's not like she agreed
00:36:00 lt's just one night.
00:36:03 Well, somehow l don't take
00:36:07 Relax, Nate.
00:36:09 You did it.
00:36:11 You found someone for June.
00:36:14 And a deal's a deal.
00:36:18 Now that June gets
00:36:20 ...we can get what you want.
00:36:24 Oops, l forgot.
00:36:27 l have a confession to make.
00:36:30 l was kind of testing you tonight.
00:36:34 What do you mean?
00:36:35 This tacky dress...
00:36:37 acting drunk and anxious
00:36:40 and spilling
00:36:43 lt was all an act.
00:36:46 Why?
00:36:47 Well, when you really
00:36:49 ...you're willing to
00:36:52 And l just wanted to make sure
00:37:03 Come with me.
00:37:04 l got something to show you.
00:37:38 Here's to
00:37:55 Pick one.
00:38:05 You have excellent taste,
00:38:08 Thanks.
00:38:09 So why don't you
00:38:12 June has some
00:38:20 So was your father a baker
00:38:26 No. Why?
00:38:29 "Cause you've
00:38:46 l want to become a non-virgin.
00:39:28 Don't make any sudden moves.
00:39:31 She's trying to strangle herself
00:39:38 l just wanted to give her this.
00:39:46 Thanks....l guess.
00:40:23 -What's wrong?
00:40:34 Listen, l think...
00:40:35 Oh...okay...
00:40:40 Can you please
00:40:44 Okay.
00:40:45 lt's the first time anyone's
00:40:48 l'm sure.
00:40:52 l think that l just want to talk.
00:40:55 Okay, sure.
00:40:59 Nate...
00:41:00 ...you can turn around now.
00:41:01 Right. Turning around.
00:41:13 lt's just...why me?
00:41:19 What do you mean?
00:41:20 There are a million guys
00:41:25 sitting here with you right now.
00:41:28 Why did you pick me?
00:41:30 l didn't pick you.
00:41:32 -You didn't?
00:41:35 lt was fate. Magic. Serendipity.
00:41:39 Right, and that's what l thought,
00:41:44 Well, you know, after all these
00:41:48 and then how we literally ran
00:41:50 Oh, about that.
00:41:53 l tracked you down.
00:41:55 and l found out you were
00:41:59 And l followed you.
00:42:02 You stalked me.
00:42:03 Stalked is a big word.
00:42:06 Uh, listen...
00:42:11 Ever since the first grade...
00:42:14 l thought you were the girl
00:42:19 And now you think you
00:42:22 Let's put it this way.
00:42:26 l think l gave the valentine
00:42:32 Oh my god.
00:42:35 You have to go tell her.
00:42:37 Are you sure?
00:42:40 Nate, l'll be fine.
00:42:42 lt's not like l have trouble
00:42:45 Yeah, you're probably right.
00:42:47 Um...okay.
00:42:50 Go.
00:42:51 Okay.
00:42:55 Way to go, June.
00:43:14 June?
00:43:29 l'm so sorry.
00:44:15 Don't say a word.
00:44:19 l came here not to tell you
00:44:23 which you already
00:44:25 And not to tell you
00:44:29 Which l am.
00:44:30 Desperately.
00:44:33 My entire life,
00:44:34 something has been holding me back
00:44:37 And l thought it was Cristabel.
00:44:39 But l realized that l've just
00:44:46 My last girlfriend,
00:44:49 That's one letter off.
00:44:51 l don't even know
00:44:52 That's dumb.
00:44:53 l'm sorry.
00:44:54 Listen.
00:44:56 l don't deserve you.
00:44:59 Because l didn't take the time
00:45:07 And you have to know
00:45:13 You're the girl that
00:45:19 You're the girl.
00:45:23 You're...you're out of breath.