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Housefull AKA House Full
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players win. |
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Bad night. |
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48.. |
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Yes! |
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Send in the cooLer. |
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Oh.. |
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ALL the air conditioners |
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..yet the boss has ordered |
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This isn't a cooLer for |
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A cooLer is a man who is |
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..when the casino is |
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Ls he a pLayer? |
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He's jinxed. |
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Just watch. |
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As soon as he enters.. |
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..and as he passes by every tabLe.. |
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..winning streaks wiLL |
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Their happiness wiLL |
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And our casino wiLL |
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He's coming. |
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Notjust bad, he's the |
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Come on. |
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''His fate is aLways making him cry.'' |
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''There's no way he can |
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''Life doesn't bestow |
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''Lnstead it keeps |
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''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
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''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
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''You'd never have come |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
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Oh no.. |
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''Friday the 13th is a bad omen.'' |
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''But it's no match |
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''He's jinxed, that's his fate.'' |
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''He's the worst kind of bad Luck.'' |
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''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
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''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
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''You'd never have come |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
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Aarush, L don't understand. |
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Why do you Look so upset |
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peopLe Lose every time L come here. |
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And L reaLise L'm such a Loser. |
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Why don't you take up a job? |
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Because where ever L take up a job.. |
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..L get fired |
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But the casino is the onLy pLace.. |
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..where L get paid for my bad Luck. |
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How Long wiLL this continue? |
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That's it! Today's the Last day. |
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After today everything wiLL change. |
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Because it's my destiny.. |
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The day L marry my true Love.. |
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..good fortune wiLL |
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Look. And that day isn't far. |
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L'm going to propose to puja. |
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puja, wiLL you marry me? |
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No, L cannot marry you. |
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Why? What's wrong with me? |
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Since you've come into my |
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L've met with an accident six times. |
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L've Lost my job. |
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L've Lost my friends. |
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And you know what |
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L Lost some of my hair as weLL. |
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Listen, Aarush, you're very sweet. |
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But you're jinxed. |
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When L toLd my brother about you.. |
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..he said it as weLL, that |
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..from his bad-Luck |
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And anyway, he has finaLised |
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''He keeps wishing for true Love.'' |
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''Lnstead, Life gives him nothing.'' |
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''He asks a girL, |
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''She repLies, |
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''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
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''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
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''You'd never have come |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
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''He's such a Loser.'' |
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puja. puja. |
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puja. |
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puja, open the door. |
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puja.. |
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Stay away from my sister, get it. |
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BLoody Loser. |
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''Loser.'' |
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Aarush. |
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Brother, you're Leaving? |
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Yes. |
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L think Macau wasn't Lucky for you. |
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The entire worLd is unLucky for me. |
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Where wiLL you go? |
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There's onLy one man in the worLd.. |
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..who doesn't think that L'm a jinx. |
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We grew up together in London, |
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He aLways thought it |
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..to be the best friend of |
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L'm going back to him. |
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L'm going back home. |
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1 7, everybody's a winner. |
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Stop checking him out. |
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You wiLL never change. |
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Whatever, L'm off now. |
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Yeah. L need to Look after my baby. |
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Ladies and gentLemen, |
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L'm Kishore Samtani, the |
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And now L'm going to speak in Hindi. |
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Because whenever L speak in Hindi, |
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And you cLap even when L abuse you. |
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For 200 years, |
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So L came to London |
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..to Loot you scoundreLs. |
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AppLause.. L Love you, guys. |
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Boys and girLs, the |
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To ceLebrate the |
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..of my star deaLer, |
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ALL the drinks are on me. |
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Thank you. |
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For being my wife. |
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Your father hasn't spoken to you.. |
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..for the past two |
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Happy anniversary. |
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L Love you. L Love you. |
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L Love you so much. |
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What's up, Bob? |
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Hey. |
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Me, dance with you? |
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No way, guys. |
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Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. |
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L Love you. |
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L Love you. L Love you. |
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My Love. L here. |
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L Love you. |
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Hi, prada, my Love. |
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L Love you. |
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L Love you. |
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prada. |
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L Love you.. For the parrot.. |
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Let me go. |
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We've been married for two years. |
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ShameLess. |
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There's a surprise for you, |
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Surprise. L Love surprises. |
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So come up after a short whiLe. |
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Because soon Victoria's |
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Victoria! |
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Secrets! |
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Lingerie! |
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Hey, why dancing? Open my cage once, |
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My cutie pie. |
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Under the bLanket.. Ls my wife. |
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Come on, you! Come out. |
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L'm your husband, |
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You've worn Lingerie for me. |
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And L'LL gift you a Cartier |
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And a Gucci bag for |
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And for your LoveLy cheeks, |
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GiLLette razor? |
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You! |
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Who is he? |
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HeLLo. |
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Aarush, this is my wife HetaL. |
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What is he doing in our bed? |
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Aarush, cLose your eyes. |
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CLose your eyes and not mine. |
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What's he doing in our bed? |
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Why is it so quiet? |
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Bob, did your wife go inside? |
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Did your wife go inside? |
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Thank God. |
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She went out the window. |
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Baby, he's my best friend. |
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Friends don't come |
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And even if they do, they |
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And even if they do barge in |
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pLease, HetaL, L know |
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But he's a reaLLy sweet guy. |
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He's simpLe, has a heart of goLd. |
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Lt's just a matter of.. |
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Just for.. |
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L've cLeaned up the broken windows.. |
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..and cLeared up aLL the mess. L.. |
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Sister-in-Law, L hope |
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ActuaLLy, you must be thinking |
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''..that he's dropped in uninvited?'' |
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Sister-in-Law, Bob and |
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L can stay away from him for years. |
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But when L miss him L can't |
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L just packed my Bags |
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..for two-three weeks. |
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So that L can muster |
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..to handLe Life for |
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L just want to be with him. |
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For two-three weeks? |
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Yes, Sister-in-Law, |
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Two.. th-th-three.. |
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You haven't stopped stammering yet? |
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You know, Sister-in-Law |
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..whenever he's stressed out. |
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And today.. |
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Ls there a probLem? |
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L'm going to sLeep. Okay? |
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Did your wife feeL bad? |
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No. |
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Don't be siLLy. |
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Are you sure it's okay |
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Of course. |
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This is your house. |
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Ls two-three weeks too Long? |
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Lt's too LittLe. |
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Baby. Baby, L'm damn |
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Baby, so where were we? |
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You were on top of him |
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And L was right in front of |
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Baby.. okay. |
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Where are baby's sweet hands? |
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Where are they? Where are they? |
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Oh, L found them. |
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Where are baby's LoveLy eyes? |
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There they are. |
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Where are baby's kissabLe Lips? |
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Where is the bathroom? |
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Where is the bathroom? |
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What.. are you doing here? |
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L was Looking for the |
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L couLdn't find it. |
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Where is the bathroom? |
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Thank you. |
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So, where were we? |
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Aarush. |
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L think he's cLeaning the house. |
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To.. heLp you. |
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He's.. just trying to.. |
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That's reaLLy sweet of him. |
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L toLd you. |
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He's been very sweet, |
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HeLp! L don't want to die so soon. |
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parrots Life is in danger! |
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Aarush. |
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Aarush. Aarush. |
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What have you done? |
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Stop this thing. |
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pLug. |
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What have you done to my house? |
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What have you done? |
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Ls this what you caLL cLeaning? |
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Are you crazy? |
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Oh my.. |
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prada. |
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Where is my prada? |
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prada, my Love. |
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Where is prada? |
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Get out! |
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Get out of my house! |
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Both of you! |
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What's your probLem, Bob? |
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You want to compete with me? |
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You're making faces at me. |
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You want to fight me? |
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Got some new moves? |
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Show me what you got. |
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What happened? |
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Sorry. |
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You had an argument with Babu Rao. |
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You shouLdn't argue |
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Do you know how difficuLt it is to |
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What if you Lose him? |
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Stupid. |
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ActuaLLy, it's a very good idea. |
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You better Leave him. |
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As it is, L'm Looking for a |
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L'LL get Devika married |
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She'LL be extremeLy |
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Lf she's happy, it'LL make me happy. |
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you know, for a father |
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..than seeing his daughter happy. |
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L Love my daughter. ReaLLy. |
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CLean it properLy. |
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CLean it properLy. |
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Lt's a BentLey. BentLey. |
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Get to work. |
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What is this? |
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This is Batuk pateL |
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peopLe don'tjust buy them. |
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They buy it because they |
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Get to work, come on. |
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pound it properLy! |
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Get to the side. |
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Greetings, sir. |
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Won't you greet me? |
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How eLse wiLL you afford your meaL? |
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Lt's because of me. |
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Come on, get to work. |
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Stupid peopLe. |
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Batuk pateL pareshan, |
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papa. How are you? |
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Are you fine? |
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Don't worry about me, papa. |
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L'm absoLuteLy fine. |
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Bob is a very nice guy, papa. |
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He has opened three |
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Made a profit of |
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We have a big house, |
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L miss you a Lot, papa. |
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Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! |
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Mummy! Why are you hitting me? |
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Mummy! Why are you hitting me? |
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You idiot. |
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Why am L hitting you? You fooL, |
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No matter how big a house you have.. |
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..it never becomes a home |
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We have a famiLy. |
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You, me, the buffaLoes, the |
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You caLL this famiLy? |
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And what about my HetaL? |
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She's been caLLing |
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''papa, forgive me, forgive me.'' |
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And you don't forgive her. |
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You don't even know what |
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L had found a |
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Ahmedabad's snacks king, |
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You know, he owns the |
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And HetaL, she went |
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And she got married to |
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L wiLL never forgive her. |
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Are you a father |
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Harping about bungaLows. |
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You can tie me up. Skin me aLive. |
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Throw me into the ocean. |
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But L wiLL never |
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You won't forgive her? |
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You won't forgive her? |
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Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! |
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What are you watching? |
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Come on, get back to you work. |
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L don't care |
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Do whatever you want to. |
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Lf you don't throw him |
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L don't beLieve this. |
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L know you can't forgive me. |
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But, for a whiLe, L forgot |
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L'm sorry. |
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Look after yourseLf, okay. |
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L'm Leaving. |
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Aarush. |
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Unfortunate is someone |
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L am the one who has forgotten |
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Lf you Leave today, Aarush.. |
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..we'LL be the unfortunate ones. |
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pLease, don't go. |
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L forgot to teLL you something. |
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L've brought prada. |
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Yes. |
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Yes. |
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prada. |
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Where is my prada? |
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Are you ready? |
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Yes, come on. |
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Okay. Count. |
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Three.. two.. one.. |
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prada. prada. Hurry up. |
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Ladies and gentLemen, |
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prada was a parrot. This is a.. |
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Yes, this was the onLy animaL |
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So L got this. |
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From the 'Sher Bazaar' |
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Stay.. stay away. |
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He'LL devour you. |
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He's a vegetarian. |
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Look.. |
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No need to be scared. |
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Sister-in-Law, come here. |
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Stay away. Stay away. |
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Come, Sister-in-Law, |
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Just a minute, |
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Or eLse it might get |
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Don't cLose it. |
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You'LL be absoLuteLy aLright. |
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Open the door. |
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Listen to me. Listen to me. |
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You'LL be absoLuteLy fine. |
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We have to befriend him. |
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We have to befriend him. |
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He's not worth enmity. |
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To heLL with friendship! |
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Come sister-in-Law.. |
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Come on. You'LL be absoLuteLy fine. |
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Sit. Sit. |
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You'LL be absoLuteLy fine. |
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You'LL be absoLuteLy fine. |
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prada, read out a poem. QuickLy. |
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Not the smaLL one, the big one. |
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LoudLy. |
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There's no need to scream. |
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Listen to me. Listen to me. |
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Listen to me. |
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Listen to me. |
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Listen to me. |
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Be quiet or you'LL scare him. |
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You were born and |
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..makes sense if you |
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L think it's a good idea. |
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Arrange marriage with |
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L don't think it's a good idea. |
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Come on, Let's go home. - What? |
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Aarush. |
| 00:30:49 |
Who is asking you to get married? |
| 00:30:52 |
And we're your famiLy, isn't it? |
| 00:30:53 |
So trust us. - ALL the girLs |
| 00:30:58 |
What was the use? |
| 00:31:01 |
Your Life wiLL be set. |
| 00:31:02 |
Hi, boys. |
| 00:31:04 |
Hi, sir. |
| 00:31:07 |
Come. |
| 00:31:09 |
Have some LoveLy chicken wings. |
| 00:31:11 |
Chicken wings, for you. |
| 00:31:13 |
Sir, L'm a vegetarian. |
| 00:31:14 |
Vegetarian? |
| 00:31:17 |
Sit outside and eat with my driver. |
| 00:31:19 |
Don't waste my money in |
| 00:31:20 |
Sir, he's Aarush. |
| 00:31:23 |
Didn't L teLL you? For Devika. |
| 00:31:25 |
My future son-in-Law? |
| 00:31:26 |
And a vegetarian. |
| 00:31:29 |
Fasting? |
| 00:31:30 |
Wow. TraditionaL Lndian vaLues. |
| 00:31:33 |
L Like the boy aLready. |
| 00:31:34 |
Good boy. Good boy. |
| 00:31:36 |
WouLd you Like fritters? |
| 00:31:37 |
Sir, where's Devika? |
| 00:31:41 |
There she is. |
| 00:31:44 |
The one in the goLden dress. |
| 00:31:46 |
She's Devika? |
| 00:31:48 |
That's some oLd hag. |
| 00:31:50 |
There's my beautifuL daughter. |
| 00:31:52 |
Come, my darLing. Come, come. |
| 00:32:07 |
Hi. |
| 00:32:09 |
Hi, Devika. |
| 00:32:11 |
And that's Aarush. |
| 00:32:13 |
HeLLo. |
| 00:32:14 |
Why are you two greeting |
| 00:32:16 |
Shake hands, come on. |
| 00:32:19 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:32:20 |
You peopLe go and chat. |
| 00:32:23 |
Get to know each other. |
| 00:32:24 |
He's a traditionaL Lndian boy. |
| 00:32:27 |
Come aLong. |
| 00:32:28 |
Come. |
| 00:32:30 |
One champagne bottLe pLease, quick. |
| 00:32:43 |
WouLd you Like to eat anything? |
| 00:32:45 |
Chicken? |
| 00:32:46 |
No, today is Tuesday. |
| 00:32:49 |
You're fasting as weLL. |
| 00:32:54 |
You don't seem Like |
| 00:32:57 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:32:59 |
L mean this |
| 00:33:03 |
A 'Bindi' (Forehead dot) |
| 00:33:06 |
Why not? A reaL woman is |
| 00:33:13 |
You have such beautifuL thoughts. |
| 00:33:17 |
Do you beLieve in arranged |
| 00:33:21 |
L beLieve in Love, |
| 00:33:25 |
L beLieve that God has |
| 00:33:28 |
And we'LL sureLy meet |
| 00:33:35 |
You're so sweet. |
| 00:33:43 |
What have you decided? |
| 00:33:45 |
ShouLd L consider it to be a yes? |
| 00:33:46 |
Oh.. |
| 00:33:49 |
They're bLushing. |
| 00:33:51 |
WonderfuL! WonderfuL! |
| 00:33:53 |
Here, have chips. |
| 00:33:55 |
Why chips? |
| 00:33:57 |
Lt's Tuesday. |
| 00:33:58 |
Vegetarian coupLe. Vegetarian. |
| 00:34:00 |
Have some chips. |
| 00:34:02 |
CongratuLations. |
| 00:34:04 |
CongratuLations, sir. |
| 00:34:47 |
Today, thanks to the both of you |
| 00:35:11 |
You know, Son-in-Law, |
| 00:35:14 |
Your fate is going to thus change |
| 00:35:17 |
Now Devika is yours. |
| 00:35:19 |
So are her |
| 00:35:22 |
And so is her 500 miLLion pounds. |
| 00:35:24 |
Have fun, sonny. |
| 00:35:26 |
Bye. Bye. |
| 00:35:45 |
Mamma mia. |
| 00:35:47 |
AL pacino. Bonjour. |
| 00:35:50 |
WeLcome, weLcome, senor. |
| 00:35:52 |
WeLcome, senorita. |
| 00:35:54 |
The most beautifuL, the most |
| 00:35:58 |
For the moment |
| 00:36:02 |
Your reservation |
| 00:36:04 |
pLease go back. |
| 00:36:06 |
Go back. Gracias. |
| 00:36:09 |
But we got the |
| 00:36:11 |
L'm joking. |
| 00:36:14 |
Mamma mia. |
| 00:36:16 |
Come on. |
| 00:36:17 |
ALora! ALora! |
| 00:36:18 |
Let me introduce myseLf. |
| 00:36:20 |
L'm the owner of this hoteL. |
| 00:36:22 |
My name is, Aakhri pasta. |
| 00:36:25 |
Aakhri pasta, what |
| 00:36:26 |
pasta is my surname. |
| 00:36:29 |
My father was an LtaLian. |
| 00:36:33 |
My mother was an Lndian. |
| 00:36:35 |
Her name was |
| 00:36:37 |
Sevaiyyan pasta. |
| 00:36:38 |
And L'm this famiLy's Aakhri pasta. |
| 00:36:43 |
Mamma mia. |
| 00:36:45 |
Oh, what a beautifuL bride. |
| 00:36:47 |
Let me weLcome the bride. WeLcome. |
| 00:36:52 |
And now for the big smooch. |
| 00:36:54 |
No, no, no.. no smooch. |
| 00:36:58 |
L'm joking. |
| 00:37:00 |
You wear this yourseLf. |
| 00:37:01 |
Come on, Let's go. |
| 00:37:04 |
Your Luggage has |
| 00:37:08 |
Thank you. |
| 00:37:10 |
L've booked two |
| 00:37:13 |
..on different fLoors. |
| 00:37:15 |
Hey, we're on our honeymoon here. |
| 00:37:17 |
L'm joking. |
| 00:37:19 |
Where do you haiL from? |
| 00:37:22 |
Hey, you were speaking |
| 00:37:24 |
How are you speaking Like a |
| 00:37:26 |
KabuL? |
| 00:37:29 |
There's my hoteL, Look. |
| 00:37:34 |
What are you doing, |
| 00:37:38 |
Hey! |
| 00:37:41 |
Mama mia. |
| 00:37:42 |
Such a beautifuL bride. |
| 00:37:44 |
L am onLy weLcoming her. |
| 00:37:46 |
This is the best |
| 00:37:51 |
Your Luggage is aLready here. |
| 00:37:53 |
Okay. |
| 00:37:55 |
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. |
| 00:37:56 |
Sorry. Sorry. Just a second. |
| 00:38:05 |
What's this urn doing here? |
| 00:38:07 |
This is our ancestraL urn. |
| 00:38:11 |
My mother tipped it over with her |
| 00:38:16 |
Devika, it's your turn now. |
| 00:38:19 |
Okay. |
| 00:38:29 |
Now kick it. |
| 00:38:40 |
My ancestraL urn. |
| 00:38:41 |
My.. |
| 00:38:45 |
L'm sorry, but you asked me |
| 00:38:48 |
But not Like a footbaLL. |
| 00:38:49 |
You break my gLass. |
| 00:38:51 |
L'm sorry. |
| 00:38:54 |
Lt's okay. |
| 00:38:57 |
Go and get ready. |
| 00:38:58 |
Okay. - Okay, senor Aarush. |
| 00:39:04 |
You have a very beautifuL wife. |
| 00:39:05 |
Thank you. |
| 00:39:06 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:39:08 |
Thank you. Thank you. |
| 00:39:10 |
Even L'LL get ready. |
| 00:39:16 |
Fortune wiLL smiLe on me again. |
| 00:39:20 |
After tonight L won't |
| 00:39:26 |
Hi, Devika. |
| 00:39:28 |
HeLLo, heLLo.. no.. |
| 00:39:30 |
Hi. |
| 00:39:33 |
Why am L doing 'KapaLbharti' (Yoga)? |
| 00:39:34 |
Hi, L'm aLL set. |
| 00:39:46 |
L know what to do on |
| 00:39:50 |
But how to do it? |
| 00:39:53 |
L don't know what to do. |
| 00:39:55 |
So what? |
| 00:39:57 |
She'LL teach me. |
| 00:39:58 |
She'LL teLL me. |
| 00:40:07 |
L don't know what to do. |
| 00:40:08 |
She'LL teach me. |
| 00:40:11 |
L'LL Learn it. |
| 00:40:12 |
L'LL Learn everything. |
| 00:40:14 |
EROS |
| 00:40:25 |
''SLowLy.'' |
| 00:40:27 |
''GraduaLLy.'' |
| 00:40:29 |
''Come into my arms.'' |
| 00:40:33 |
''Don't make me so restLess.'' |
| 00:40:38 |
''Don't torment me Like this.'' |
| 00:40:42 |
''Don't worry at aLL.'' |
| 00:40:46 |
''Look in to my eyes.'' |
| 00:40:50 |
''L'LL show you heaven.'' |
| 00:40:54 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:40:57 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:41:00 |
''God, what do L do?'' |
| 00:41:04 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:41:06 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:41:08 |
''God, what do L do?'' |
| 00:41:12 |
''L don't know how.'' |
| 00:41:17 |
''L don't know why.'' |
| 00:41:19 |
''SLowLy.'' |
| 00:41:21 |
''GraduaLLy.'' |
| 00:41:24 |
''UntangLe my tresses.'' |
| 00:41:28 |
''L can't endure the distance.'' |
| 00:41:32 |
''Don't try to confuse me.'' |
| 00:41:36 |
''L'LL spread my intoxication.'' |
| 00:41:41 |
''Lt'LL be so much fun.'' |
| 00:41:45 |
''L'LL show you heaven.'' |
| 00:41:49 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:41:52 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:41:54 |
''God, what do L do?'' |
| 00:41:58 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:42:01 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:42:03 |
''God, what do L do?'' |
| 00:42:31 |
''L'm scared. L'm frightened.'' |
| 00:42:36 |
''What to do?'' |
| 00:42:40 |
''L'm unfamiLiar with these ways.'' |
| 00:42:45 |
''How can L take such a huge step?'' |
| 00:42:49 |
''Don't worry at aLL.'' |
| 00:42:53 |
''Look into my eyes.'' |
| 00:42:57 |
''L'LL show you heaven.'' |
| 00:43:01 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:43:04 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:43:06 |
''God, what do L do?'' |
| 00:43:11 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:43:13 |
''L don't know what to do.'' |
| 00:43:15 |
''God, what do L do?'' |
| 00:43:19 |
''What to do?'' |
| 00:43:21 |
''What to do?'' |
| 00:43:39 |
Lt was just a dream. |
| 00:43:44 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:43:45 |
L brought you breakfast in bed. |
| 00:43:47 |
Eat, eat. Biscuit, |
| 00:43:49 |
Where's my wife? Devika. |
| 00:43:52 |
Devi.. - Your wife Maybe, |
| 00:43:55 |
Have the biscuit. |
| 00:43:58 |
L'm coming. L'm coming. |
| 00:44:03 |
Your wife must've gone out shopping. |
| 00:44:09 |
L found your wife. |
| 00:44:11 |
Where? Where is she? |
| 00:44:15 |
You're justjoking. |
| 00:44:27 |
A reaL woman is aLways |
| 00:44:33 |
A reaL woman.. |
| 00:44:37 |
She hasn't done anything in these. |
| 00:44:57 |
Your wife is with |
| 00:45:03 |
God is pLaying a joke on you. |
| 00:45:07 |
Bad-Luck boy. |
| 00:45:19 |
Devika. |
| 00:45:25 |
L'm sorry.. This is Benny. |
| 00:45:29 |
The man L Love. |
| 00:45:36 |
But.. why did you marry me? |
| 00:45:40 |
Because papa was adamant on |
| 00:45:43 |
L wouLd've got my share of the |
| 00:45:47 |
Lf L marry an Lndian boy. |
| 00:45:49 |
He showed me to at |
| 00:45:53 |
L found you the |
| 00:45:56 |
L thought you'd |
| 00:46:00 |
Aarush, pLease don't cry. |
| 00:46:01 |
L'm very sorry. |
| 00:46:03 |
You couLd've expLained |
| 00:46:07 |
L'm sorry, but we |
| 00:46:11 |
What.. what wiLL L do here? |
| 00:46:13 |
Wait here for two weeks. |
| 00:46:16 |
LegaLLy, my share of the property |
| 00:46:17 |
..and L wiLL divorce you. |
| 00:46:19 |
Lf you want, L can even |
| 00:46:20 |
..and we can sort it out that way. |
| 00:46:25 |
L'm sorry. |
| 00:46:27 |
But.. we're so in Love. |
| 00:46:31 |
Aarush, pLease.. |
| 00:46:34 |
L understand, L understand. |
| 00:46:36 |
Thank you so much, |
| 00:46:37 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:42 |
Aarush, you're the |
| 00:46:57 |
''Look at his wife.'' |
| 00:47:01 |
''She made his Life a mess.'' |
| 00:47:06 |
''The matter got worse.'' |
| 00:47:11 |
''His worLd was destroyed |
| 00:47:15 |
''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
| 00:47:16 |
''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
| 00:47:19 |
''You'd never have come |
| 00:47:23 |
''He's such a Loser.'' |
| 00:47:25 |
''He's such a Loser.'' |
| 00:47:28 |
''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
| 00:47:32 |
''He's such a Loser.'' |
| 00:47:35 |
''He's such a Loser.'' |
| 00:47:37 |
''He's such a.. such a Loser.'' |
| 00:47:41 |
''He's such a Loser.'' What a Loser.'' |
| 00:47:47 |
Why did you pLay such a game with me? |
| 00:47:50 |
My bad Luck Life is |
| 00:47:53 |
L want to die. |
| 00:47:57 |
God, aLL L asked you |
| 00:48:00 |
But aLL you gave me was bad Luck. |
| 00:48:04 |
Bad Luck. |
| 00:48:05 |
You turned me into a jinx. |
| 00:48:07 |
L'm coming to You. |
| 00:48:09 |
L'm coming. L'm coming. L'm coming. |
| 00:48:59 |
Oh God, he's not breathing. |
| 00:49:09 |
What the heLL! |
| 00:49:10 |
pervert. |
| 00:49:12 |
L'm trying to save you |
| 00:49:15 |
Sick. |
| 00:49:34 |
Maria baby, L'LL see you Later in 3D. |
| 00:49:37 |
3D, my room number. |
| 00:49:39 |
This drink is free. L'm joking. |
| 00:49:41 |
Come on, go. |
| 00:49:43 |
pasta, give me a coLd drink, |
| 00:49:45 |
Sandy baby, why are you so angry? |
| 00:49:48 |
L just saved a man from drowning. |
| 00:49:50 |
And just when L was |
| 00:49:52 |
..do you know what he did? |
| 00:49:53 |
He kissed me. |
| 00:49:57 |
ExactLy. |
| 00:49:59 |
Someone drowning right in front of |
| 00:50:01 |
That is terribLe. |
| 00:50:03 |
L wouLd've caLLed |
| 00:50:05 |
My hoteL wouLd've got pubLicity. |
| 00:50:06 |
My hoteL wouLd've become the |
| 00:50:09 |
pasta, that's not funny. |
| 00:50:13 |
Oh, my God, pasta. |
| 00:50:14 |
That's him. Disgusting pervert. |
| 00:50:17 |
That man wearing the tie. |
| 00:50:20 |
He's not a pervert. |
| 00:50:22 |
He's an unfortunate man. |
| 00:50:24 |
His Life is fiLLed with tragedy. |
| 00:50:25 |
No Love, no amore. |
| 00:50:27 |
Do you know what happened with him? |
| 00:50:30 |
On the night of his honeymoon, |
| 00:50:36 |
ObviousLy, who wouLd |
| 00:50:38 |
No, no. His wife Left him forever. |
| 00:50:40 |
She passed away. |
| 00:50:45 |
She's dead. |
| 00:50:46 |
Dead and gone. His wife is dead. |
| 00:50:50 |
Oh God, pasta, |
| 00:50:57 |
L'm joking. |
| 00:51:02 |
No, L'm here to say sorry. |
| 00:51:06 |
Why are you apoLogizing? |
| 00:51:08 |
L shouLd be saying sorry. |
| 00:51:09 |
And if you're apoLogizing for |
| 00:51:15 |
Because fate has |
| 00:51:19 |
L know. |
| 00:51:23 |
Yes, Aakhri pasta toLd |
| 00:51:29 |
Then the whoLe of LtaLy might know.. |
| 00:51:33 |
..why L was trying |
| 00:51:35 |
Don't make such a mistake. |
| 00:51:37 |
You never know that your |
| 00:51:39 |
..than your present. |
| 00:51:43 |
You taLk very sweetLy. |
| 00:51:46 |
By the way, can L say |
| 00:51:51 |
WiLL you have Lunch |
| 00:51:53 |
Lt's my way of saying sorry. |
| 00:51:59 |
Yes. My name is Aarush. |
| 00:52:03 |
And L am Saundarya BhagyaLaxmi |
| 00:52:06 |
Ls that your name aLone or |
| 00:52:11 |
You can caLL me Sandy. |
| 00:52:12 |
Sandy. |
| 00:52:15 |
Very cute name. |
| 00:52:19 |
So.. we'LL meet tomorrow. |
| 00:52:23 |
Bye. |
| 00:52:40 |
Oh, so you Live in London? |
| 00:52:42 |
Who aLL are there in your famiLy? |
| 00:52:46 |
L'm aLL aLone. |
| 00:52:48 |
Your parents? |
| 00:52:49 |
When L was just a month oLd my |
| 00:52:53 |
God, L'm so sorry. |
| 00:52:57 |
After the diagnosis we Learnt |
| 00:53:01 |
..he had diabetes |
| 00:53:02 |
Oh God. Thank God, |
| 00:53:06 |
My mummy was happy just Like that. |
| 00:53:10 |
She fed him sweets and my |
| 00:53:21 |
My mother, she |
| 00:53:27 |
And she suffered a heart attack. |
| 00:53:30 |
And she passed away as weLL. |
| 00:53:34 |
Ln two and a haLf |
| 00:53:39 |
L'm reaLLy sorry. |
| 00:53:42 |
Even L was born in London. |
| 00:53:44 |
..but my brother is based in Lndia. |
| 00:53:47 |
He's the head of the |
| 00:53:50 |
Any my sister, she's married. |
| 00:53:53 |
My phone! |
| 00:53:54 |
The monkey took away my phone. |
| 00:53:56 |
L'LL get it back, you don't worry. |
| 00:53:59 |
Monkey. Monkey. |
| 00:54:02 |
Okay, monkey. |
| 00:54:04 |
You don't worry. |
| 00:54:05 |
Lf he's LtaLian then |
| 00:54:08 |
Be carefuL. |
| 00:54:09 |
Give the phone back.. |
| 00:54:11 |
Don't come here. |
| 00:54:12 |
Give the phone back.. pLease. |
| 00:54:16 |
Naughty monkey. |
| 00:54:18 |
Who wiLL you caLL, dear? |
| 00:54:20 |
Give the phone back |
| 00:54:25 |
Why are you insuLting me? |
| 00:54:28 |
Give the phone back. |
| 00:54:30 |
Look, you've aLready |
| 00:54:33 |
Give the phone back |
| 00:54:45 |
Go. Go for it. |
| 00:55:01 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:55:02 |
Here's your phone. |
| 00:55:04 |
L won against the LtaLian monkey. |
| 00:55:05 |
Thank you. |
| 00:55:11 |
Come on, Let's see who |
| 00:55:14 |
..for this rare orchid. |
| 00:55:16 |
Just Like JuLius |
| 00:55:22 |
Ls there anyone who can |
| 00:55:25 |
Come on, pLease. L beg you. |
| 00:55:27 |
That's such a rare wiLd fLower. |
| 00:55:28 |
Lt's beautifuL. |
| 00:55:30 |
L Love it. |
| 00:55:32 |
But who wiLL waLk on the |
| 00:55:35 |
Let's go. |
| 00:55:38 |
This man waLking on fire is Aarush. |
| 00:55:44 |
Aarush. |
| 00:56:52 |
Bob, L'm in Love. |
| 00:56:57 |
L've truLy faLLen in Love for the |
| 00:57:01 |
L'm so happy. |
| 00:57:04 |
And, Devika? |
| 00:57:06 |
Devika is in Love as weLL. |
| 00:57:08 |
Am L good or what? |
| 00:57:10 |
But L'm not in Love with Devika. |
| 00:57:14 |
What? And you? |
| 00:57:16 |
L'm in Love with someone eLse? |
| 00:57:19 |
You and Devika went on your |
| 00:57:22 |
And you both feLL in Love. |
| 00:57:24 |
But not with each other. |
| 00:57:26 |
L'LL sureLy Lose my job. |
| 00:57:30 |
L'm in Love. Bob, L'm in Love. |
| 00:57:32 |
You come to LtaLy, Bob. |
| 00:57:37 |
You both are very strange. |
| 00:57:38 |
L caLLed you once |
| 00:57:43 |
L'LL get drinks for aLL of you. |
| 00:57:45 |
Yes. |
| 00:57:48 |
Kids you know.. |
| 00:57:52 |
You two must've supported |
| 00:57:55 |
After his wife's death. |
| 00:57:59 |
Wife's death. |
| 00:58:02 |
D.. D.. drinks. |
| 00:58:04 |
This is for you. This is for you. |
| 00:58:07 |
And this one with the |
| 00:58:09 |
And this orange one is mine. |
| 00:58:14 |
Cheers. |
| 00:58:19 |
He Lied to her. |
| 00:58:22 |
But he must have said |
| 00:58:25 |
What are you two whispering? |
| 00:58:30 |
Devika is stiLL his wife. |
| 00:58:33 |
Now Devika has a boyfriend. |
| 00:58:35 |
They've been married for two years. |
| 00:58:36 |
But they are stiLL |
| 00:58:38 |
Devika cheated Aarush. |
| 00:58:39 |
He just said a smaLL Lie. |
| 00:58:46 |
What happened? |
| 00:58:48 |
We've been sitting here |
| 00:58:49 |
LtaLy. |
| 00:58:51 |
Why? |
| 00:58:54 |
There's a tempLe there. |
| 00:58:56 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:58:57 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:59:03 |
EROS |
| 00:59:15 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:17 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:19 |
''L can cross aLL Limits |
| 00:59:22 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:24 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:26 |
''L can cross aLL |
| 00:59:28 |
''Lf L ever Lie..'' |
| 00:59:30 |
''Lf L ever Lie, L'LL die.'' |
| 00:59:33 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:35 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:37 |
''L'LL forsake everything for you.'' |
| 00:59:39 |
''Lf L ever Lie..'' |
| 00:59:41 |
''Lf L ever Lie, L'LL die.'' |
| 00:59:43 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:45 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:48 |
''Lf we're ever apart.'' |
| 00:59:50 |
''We're ever heLpLess to meet.'' |
| 00:59:52 |
''Lf L ever think Like that..'' |
| 00:59:54 |
''..L'LL be frightened.'' |
| 00:59:56 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 00:59:58 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:00:01 |
''L can cross aLL Limits |
| 01:00:03 |
''Lf L ever Lie..'' |
| 01:00:05 |
''Lf L ever Lie, L'LL die.'' |
| 01:00:07 |
''Oh boy, you're mine.'' |
| 01:00:09 |
''Oh boy, you're mine.'' |
| 01:00:11 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:00:14 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:00:33 |
''L'LL take you in my arms |
| 01:00:42 |
''L think onLy |
| 01:00:46 |
''L'm so restLess without you.'' |
| 01:00:50 |
''L'm crazy about you.'' |
| 01:00:55 |
''You don't know that.'' |
| 01:00:59 |
''L'm crazy about you.'' |
| 01:01:01 |
''You don't know that.'' |
| 01:01:03 |
''Lt's the truth.'' |
| 01:01:05 |
''Lf L ever Lie..'' |
| 01:01:06 |
''Lf L ever Lie, L'LL die.'' |
| 01:01:08 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:01:10 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:01:12 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:01:14 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:01:16 |
''L can cross aLL Limits |
| 01:01:19 |
''Lf L ever Lie..'' |
| 01:01:20 |
''Lf L ever Lie, L'LL die.'' |
| 01:01:23 |
''Oh boy, you're mine.'' |
| 01:01:25 |
''Oh boy, you're mine.'' |
| 01:01:27 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:01:29 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:01:49 |
''L'm aLive for you.'' |
| 01:01:53 |
''You're cLosest to my heart.'' |
| 01:01:58 |
''ALL my paths Lead to you.'' |
| 01:02:02 |
''You're my fate.'' |
| 01:02:06 |
''Come hoLd my hands.'' |
| 01:02:10 |
''L'LL shower Love in |
| 01:02:15 |
''Come hoLd my hands.'' |
| 01:02:17 |
''L'LL shower Love in |
| 01:02:19 |
''Lf L ever Lie..'' |
| 01:02:22 |
''Lf L ever Lie, L'LL die.'' |
| 01:02:24 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:02:26 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:02:28 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:02:30 |
''Oh girL, you're mine.'' |
| 01:02:32 |
''L can cross aLL |
| 01:02:34 |
''Lf L ever Lie..'' |
| 01:02:36 |
''Lf L ever Lie, L'LL die.'' |
| 01:02:39 |
''Oh boy, you're mine.'' |
| 01:02:41 |
''Oh boy, you're mine.'' |
| 01:02:43 |
''Oh boy.. mine.'' |
| 01:02:45 |
''Oh girL.. mine.'' |
| 01:02:48 |
''Oh boy.. mine.'' |
| 01:02:50 |
''Oh girL.. mine.'' |
| 01:02:54 |
You know L'm reaLLy happy today. |
| 01:02:56 |
L feeL Like.. L'm the |
| 01:03:00 |
Hi, Aarush. |
| 01:03:04 |
Hi. Come in. |
| 01:03:07 |
Come, come sit with us. - Why is he |
| 01:03:11 |
He has forgotten |
| 01:03:12 |
His wife is dead. |
| 01:03:15 |
Nothing can be done now. |
| 01:03:17 |
Sandy, we met because of her. |
| 01:03:22 |
Devika is my.. |
| 01:03:25 |
Devika, heLLo. |
| 01:03:26 |
And my.. |
| 01:03:30 |
That means Bob and |
| 01:03:33 |
Lt's so sweet of you guys. |
| 01:03:34 |
L thought you wouLdn't taLk to me.. |
| 01:03:36 |
..after you got to |
| 01:03:38 |
Lt's not your fauLt. |
| 01:03:40 |
Lt was my destiny that |
| 01:03:42 |
Night and day you keep |
| 01:03:45 |
Hey. |
| 01:03:48 |
Okay, bye guys. |
| 01:03:50 |
Bye, Benny. Bye. |
| 01:03:52 |
Bye, Lenny. |
| 01:03:57 |
Devika! |
| 01:04:00 |
Those divorce papers.. speed it up. |
| 01:04:03 |
Divorce? |
| 01:04:05 |
Who's getting a divorce? |
| 01:04:11 |
From whom? |
| 01:04:16 |
Devika is your wife? |
| 01:04:20 |
But she's dead. |
| 01:04:22 |
When did she die? |
| 01:04:24 |
She's aLive. |
| 01:04:26 |
You said that she died |
| 01:04:30 |
When did L say that? |
| 01:04:32 |
And aLL this whiLe |
| 00:00:02 |
They're getting a divorce. |
| 00:00:03 |
She's as good as dead. |
| 00:00:05 |
Lt doesn't matter |
| 00:00:07 |
Or whether you're getting a divorce! |
| 00:00:09 |
And you won my heart by Lying to me. |
| 00:00:12 |
DarLing, when.. |
| 00:00:13 |
DarLing, when did L Lie? |
| 00:00:15 |
L never Lie. |
| 00:00:18 |
Sandi.. |
| 00:00:20 |
My name is Sandy, Aarush. |
| 00:00:22 |
Sandy, L Love you. |
| 00:00:24 |
Disgusting. |
| 00:00:38 |
Where are you going, Aarush? |
| 00:00:39 |
Ln the ocean. |
| 00:00:41 |
Stop her. |
| 00:00:42 |
Go! |
| 00:00:48 |
Sandy! Sandy, open the door. |
| 00:00:51 |
You Lied to me, Aarush. |
| 00:00:53 |
L never Lied to you, Sandi. |
| 00:00:55 |
L swear L never Lied to you, Sandi. |
| 00:00:57 |
Because.. |
| 00:01:03 |
Excuse me, where are you going? |
| 00:01:05 |
BaLcony. |
| 00:01:07 |
Jump, jump. Jump. pLease. |
| 00:01:10 |
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| 00:01:11 |
Suicide. |
| 00:01:13 |
Wait, wait, why are you screaming? |
| 00:01:16 |
There's a man, he's trying |
| 00:01:17 |
Suicide in my hoteL.. |
| 00:01:20 |
Come on, Let's caLL the media. |
| 00:01:27 |
WeLcome media. See the |
| 00:01:30 |
Ln my famous hoteL. |
| 00:01:34 |
Aarush. |
| 00:01:35 |
Aarush, what are you doing? |
| 00:01:39 |
He eitherjumps into the |
| 00:01:43 |
Aarush, come down. |
| 00:01:46 |
His name is Aarush. |
| 00:01:49 |
He's amore, Loving.. |
| 00:01:51 |
You take his photo. |
| 00:01:52 |
pLease, L request. |
| 00:01:55 |
He couLd've gone |
| 00:01:56 |
But he chose my hoteL. L toLd you. |
| 00:01:58 |
Aarush, have you gone mad? |
| 00:02:00 |
Why are you committing suicide? |
| 00:02:01 |
L'm not committing suicide. |
| 00:02:02 |
You've cLosed your door. |
| 00:02:04 |
L need to taLk to you. |
| 00:02:05 |
L've aLways spoken the truth. |
| 00:02:08 |
My wife isn't dead. |
| 00:02:10 |
She's aLive. |
| 00:02:11 |
The onLy difference is that on |
| 00:02:13 |
..she ditched me and |
| 00:02:16 |
But pasta toLd me aLL this. |
| 00:02:17 |
Why do you beLieve him? |
| 00:02:20 |
He's aLways joking. |
| 00:02:23 |
What shouLd L do now? |
| 00:02:24 |
Save me. puLL me up. puLL harder. |
| 00:02:29 |
Why did the music stop? |
| 00:02:33 |
What? |
| 00:02:34 |
Security, go. puLL him, |
| 00:02:38 |
L Love you, Sandy. |
| 00:02:41 |
Now L even toLd the name correctLy. |
| 00:02:45 |
Where are you going now? |
| 00:02:53 |
You know, L had read.. |
| 00:02:57 |
..that when someone |
| 00:02:59 |
..you owe your Life to him. |
| 00:03:02 |
Your Life doesn't |
| 00:03:07 |
You owe your Life to me. |
| 00:03:09 |
And you don't have |
| 00:03:17 |
L Love you. |
| 00:03:25 |
By the way, |
| 00:03:27 |
Ln Last month's Cosmo. |
| 00:03:31 |
L Love Cosmo. |
| 00:03:36 |
L'LL stop reading 'Grihashobha' |
| 00:03:41 |
Mama mia, my pubLicity stopped. |
| 00:03:46 |
Ladies and gentLemen, |
| 00:03:49 |
..of Bob and HetaL's wedding.. |
| 00:03:52 |
..L'd Like to raise |
| 00:03:54 |
L want to wish them a |
| 00:03:57 |
You and your dad are |
| 00:03:59 |
L wish the aLL the |
| 00:04:05 |
He isn't my papa. |
| 00:04:06 |
He's my boss. |
| 00:04:09 |
Cheers to everybody. |
| 00:04:12 |
TeLL him that you have everything. |
| 00:04:14 |
You have a big house, money. |
| 00:04:17 |
TeLL him that you've |
| 00:04:19 |
And he has become a grandpa. |
| 00:04:22 |
Trust me, he'LL just meLt. |
| 00:04:24 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:04:26 |
You want to taLk to him, |
| 00:04:28 |
Here. CaLL him. |
| 00:04:32 |
Batuk pateL pareshan, |
| 00:04:35 |
L want to teLL you something. |
| 00:04:41 |
L have a son, papa. |
| 00:04:44 |
He's just Like you. |
| 00:04:46 |
papa, for the first time |
| 00:04:54 |
papa, at Least taLk to me once. |
| 00:04:59 |
Even if you want to scoLd me. |
| 00:05:10 |
Bye, papa. |
| 00:05:12 |
HetaL. My daughter. |
| 00:05:21 |
papa. |
| 00:05:23 |
HetaL, L'm coming. |
| 00:05:25 |
L'm coming to London to see you. |
| 00:05:29 |
To Live in my |
| 00:05:31 |
To embrace my grandson. |
| 00:05:34 |
Okay, papa. |
| 00:05:35 |
L'LL be there on the 1 7th. |
| 00:05:39 |
L'LL be there in five days, dear. |
| 00:05:41 |
Okay. |
| 00:05:45 |
My papa is coming, Sandy. |
| 00:05:48 |
Thank you. Thank you so much. |
| 00:05:51 |
Mummy. |
| 00:05:53 |
Mummy, L'm a grandpa. |
| 00:05:56 |
You'LL stiLL be a fooL. |
| 00:05:57 |
Mummy, why are you hitting |
| 00:05:59 |
You're so stupid. |
| 00:06:01 |
Why are you going after five days? |
| 00:06:02 |
Why aren't you going now? |
| 00:06:04 |
Go now, right now, and bring |
| 00:06:09 |
Mummy. |
| 00:06:11 |
Go on, don't waste time. |
| 00:06:14 |
Go, go, go. |
| 00:06:16 |
Five days. |
| 00:06:18 |
Where wiLL L get a |
| 00:06:21 |
Look, L'm sorry. |
| 00:06:23 |
L know L shouLdn't have Lied. |
| 00:06:25 |
But papa taLked to me on |
| 00:06:31 |
But, baby, why Lie? |
| 00:06:33 |
A Lie said for a |
| 00:06:38 |
So sweet you are. |
| 00:06:40 |
Okay, don't worry. |
| 00:06:42 |
L'LL think of something. |
| 00:06:45 |
We'LL arrange for a baby. |
| 00:06:47 |
ReaLLy? |
| 00:06:52 |
And, baby, a big house as weLL? |
| 00:06:55 |
Ls your papa bringing the |
| 00:06:59 |
papa thinks he's a miLLionaire. |
| 00:07:03 |
How can he think that? |
| 00:07:08 |
What? Are you.. mad? |
| 00:07:16 |
Just desperate. |
| 00:07:22 |
Ya. |
| 00:07:25 |
Brother. |
| 00:07:28 |
HeLLo, Brother. |
| 00:07:30 |
L'm coming to London.. to stay |
| 00:07:32 |
What are you saying, Brother? |
| 00:07:33 |
The queen of EngLand is.. |
| 00:07:35 |
..bestowing me with a |
| 00:07:37 |
Because your brother.. |
| 00:07:38 |
..can makes any tight |
| 00:07:43 |
L Love you. |
| 00:07:46 |
L Love you too. |
| 00:07:50 |
..L want to introduce |
| 00:07:53 |
Someone speciaL. |
| 00:07:55 |
Do you remember, |
| 00:07:58 |
No, Brother, L'm not making |
| 00:08:01 |
Brother, he's a very nice man. |
| 00:08:03 |
And he comes from a good famiLy. |
| 00:08:04 |
Ls he rich? - Of course he's rich. |
| 00:08:09 |
He's right here. |
| 00:08:11 |
TaLk to him yourseLf |
| 00:08:13 |
Aarush, |
| 00:08:17 |
Okay. |
| 00:08:20 |
HeLLo, Brother. |
| 00:08:21 |
Brother. L'm brother |
| 00:08:28 |
L'm.. sir for you. CaLL me sir. |
| 00:08:34 |
Sir. |
| 00:08:37 |
My sister was praising you a Lot. |
| 00:08:41 |
But L want to see for myseLf.. |
| 00:08:42 |
..whether you're |
| 00:08:44 |
Ls that cLear? |
| 00:08:46 |
Lf L find anything |
| 00:08:50 |
..you can't imagine what |
| 00:08:57 |
L'm coming to London in three days. |
| 00:09:00 |
Just a second, hoLd on. |
| 00:09:06 |
So now that you've |
| 00:09:08 |
..shaLL we continue Mr. HudLey. |
| 00:09:12 |
Do you have any terrorist Links? |
| 00:09:17 |
L said do you have |
| 00:09:20 |
L said do you have any |
| 00:09:30 |
Liar. |
| 00:09:35 |
L hate Liars. |
| 00:09:40 |
Yes, L was saying, Aarush. |
| 00:09:41 |
L'm coming to London on the 14th. |
| 00:09:43 |
We'LL see you then. |
| 00:09:46 |
Don't disappoint me. |
| 00:09:48 |
Sir, have a.. Sir, sir, sir. |
| 00:09:54 |
The phone got disconnected. |
| 00:10:26 |
Why did you Lie to |
| 00:10:30 |
Neither am L rich. |
| 00:10:31 |
Leave aLone a mansion, L |
| 00:10:34 |
Why did you Lie to him? |
| 00:10:36 |
And you know.. He's coming home. |
| 00:10:38 |
He'LL know what the truth is. |
| 00:10:39 |
What's the use? |
| 00:10:41 |
L suggest that we caLL |
| 00:10:44 |
Why Lie? |
| 00:10:46 |
You're right. |
| 00:10:48 |
Bob. Come here. |
| 00:10:52 |
Aarush, this is my brother. |
| 00:10:55 |
Major Krishna Rao. |
| 00:10:56 |
Head of the Lndian |
| 00:10:59 |
And, Brother, this is |
| 00:11:02 |
He's jobLess at the moment. |
| 00:11:04 |
But he has a nice job. |
| 00:11:06 |
He works as a jinx at casinos. |
| 00:11:08 |
And Aarush stays in his home. |
| 00:11:11 |
And he sLeeps on this couch.. |
| 00:11:15 |
And after we get married, |
| 00:11:18 |
No probLem. |
| 00:11:19 |
Brother.. L want to marry Aarush. |
| 00:11:25 |
L can't marry him at the |
| 00:11:27 |
But we wiLL, after he |
| 00:11:31 |
Brother, L've chosen |
| 00:11:35 |
Brother, bLess us. |
| 00:11:39 |
Are you ashamed of me? |
| 00:11:44 |
Aarush, L Love you. |
| 00:11:45 |
But think from a |
| 00:11:48 |
How can L teLL him the truth? |
| 00:11:50 |
Why? What wiLL go wrong |
| 00:11:53 |
WiLL he shoot me? |
| 00:11:55 |
Guys. Guys, guys, |
| 00:12:00 |
Sandy, when is |
| 00:12:02 |
On the 14th. |
| 00:12:04 |
On the 16th. |
| 00:12:07 |
And papa is coming |
| 00:12:12 |
We'LL caLL the estate agency.. |
| 00:12:14 |
..and hire the |
| 00:12:18 |
First Sandy's brother wiLL arrive. |
| 00:12:20 |
He'LL think this is Aarush's house. |
| 00:12:22 |
He'LL be impressed |
| 00:12:24 |
papa wiLL arrive on the 1 7th. |
| 00:12:26 |
He'LL think this is your house. |
| 00:12:28 |
He'LL be impressed |
| 00:12:30 |
papa wiLL be happy. |
| 00:12:31 |
Your Brother wiLL be happy. |
| 00:12:33 |
We'LL happy. |
| 00:12:34 |
You know that L don't Lie. |
| 00:12:37 |
A Lie isn't a Lie if its |
| 00:12:42 |
Aarush.. |
| 00:12:45 |
What a superb pLan. |
| 00:12:55 |
Who is she? |
| 00:12:57 |
The owner of this house, |
| 00:12:59 |
And her three miLLionaire husbands. |
| 00:13:01 |
MiLLionaire husbands? |
| 00:13:03 |
Her Late husbands who Left |
| 00:13:06 |
ZuLekha ma'am has a soft |
| 00:13:10 |
But she's so unfortunate. |
| 00:13:12 |
ALL the three husbands passed |
| 00:13:23 |
We'LL have to take |
| 00:13:24 |
With whose permission do you.. |
| 00:13:26 |
..want to take those |
| 00:13:35 |
Why is that widow |
| 00:13:41 |
HeLLo. |
| 00:13:44 |
Ma'am, L toLd you about them. |
| 00:13:45 |
The new tenants who.. |
| 00:13:48 |
But did you teLL them.. |
| 00:13:49 |
..that we rent out the house |
| 00:13:52 |
Are you two married? |
| 00:13:55 |
You're married, right? |
| 00:13:57 |
What? |
| 00:13:58 |
Yes, we're married. |
| 00:13:59 |
Then there's no probLem. |
| 00:14:01 |
ALright. Where do L have to sign? |
| 00:14:05 |
Sister-in-Law, another Lie. |
| 00:14:06 |
What difference does it make? |
| 00:14:10 |
A Lie isn't a Lie if its |
| 00:14:16 |
pLease, Aarush. |
| 00:14:18 |
Where is that written? |
| 00:14:20 |
They've made me a compLete Liar. |
| 00:14:27 |
Which terminaL is he arriving at? |
| 00:14:30 |
Okay. |
| 00:14:32 |
No, three. |
| 00:14:36 |
You see.. my brother is very nice. |
| 00:14:39 |
But if he catches someone Lying.. |
| 00:14:40 |
..he can be extremeLy mean to him. |
| 00:14:46 |
Brother's trip has been postponed, |
| 00:14:49 |
What? He isn't coming? |
| 00:14:51 |
But we've aLready paid |
| 00:14:55 |
praise Lord Krishna. |
| 00:14:59 |
Krishna is her brother's name. |
| 00:15:03 |
Brother has arrived. |
| 00:15:12 |
praise Lord Krishna! |
| 00:15:15 |
WeLcome, sir, weLcome. |
| 00:15:17 |
You Look better. |
| 00:15:19 |
L Look better than the tree? |
| 00:15:20 |
No, no. |
| 00:15:21 |
You Look better than L thought. |
| 00:15:25 |
Ok. - Do you know Gujarati? |
| 00:15:31 |
That's not a sin. |
| 00:15:34 |
Lt'LL do. Come on. |
| 00:15:40 |
papa. |
| 00:15:42 |
papa? |
| 00:15:45 |
Sandy's brother is HetaL's father. |
| 00:15:51 |
That means Sandy is HetaL's aunt. |
| 00:15:58 |
papa. |
| 00:16:04 |
You won't taLk to me. |
| 00:16:10 |
Won't you taLk to me? |
| 00:16:15 |
Won't you forgive me? |
| 00:16:19 |
You darLing daughter. |
| 00:16:23 |
Your LittLe daughter. |
| 00:16:25 |
My baby. |
| 00:16:28 |
My baby. |
| 00:16:33 |
Aarush, he's my papa. |
| 00:16:37 |
Krishna Rao? Batuk pateL. |
| 00:16:41 |
papa. |
| 00:16:42 |
Batuk pateL? |
| 00:16:43 |
papa? |
| 00:16:45 |
You were supposed to |
| 00:16:47 |
L couLdn't resist it any Longer. |
| 00:16:51 |
Son-in-Law? |
| 00:16:53 |
papa, he isn't my husband. |
| 00:16:59 |
He isn't your husband? |
| 00:17:02 |
He isn'tjust my husband. |
| 00:17:05 |
He's aLso my Lord and Master. |
| 00:17:08 |
Yes. |
| 00:17:11 |
He's my Lord and Master. |
| 00:17:14 |
L simpLy adore fLowers. |
| 00:17:24 |
Oh, my.. |
| 00:17:27 |
HeLLo, Sister. |
| 00:17:31 |
My name is ZuLekha Bano. |
| 00:17:34 |
L'm absoLuteLy aLone |
| 00:17:37 |
And you? |
| 00:17:41 |
Okay, ZuLekha, see you. |
| 00:17:45 |
papa, ZuLekha is Leaving. |
| 00:17:46 |
Who said? |
| 00:17:49 |
Your father is here. |
| 00:17:51 |
There shouLd be someone |
| 00:17:56 |
L suggest you Live with us. |
| 00:17:58 |
Consider this your own house. |
| 00:17:59 |
That L do. |
| 00:18:01 |
L.. L.. L.. - L was |
| 00:18:06 |
Forget it. |
| 00:18:07 |
Let's go in. |
| 00:18:10 |
No, first L'LL see my grandson. |
| 00:18:13 |
Bring my grandson. |
| 00:18:15 |
He's gone for a waLk, papa. |
| 00:18:16 |
He goes for a waLk |
| 00:18:19 |
The nanny is with him. |
| 00:18:20 |
CaLL the nanny. |
| 00:18:23 |
Come on. Go ahead. |
| 00:18:28 |
HeLLo. |
| 00:18:30 |
No, it has been postponed. |
| 00:18:32 |
Wonder when he's coming next. |
| 00:18:36 |
Oh no. |
| 00:18:37 |
You shouLdn't taLk |
| 00:18:39 |
Give it to me. L'LL taLk to him. |
| 00:18:41 |
Nanny, bring my grandson |
| 00:18:44 |
Ls he your father's grandchiLd. |
| 00:18:48 |
Yes, come quickLy. |
| 00:18:50 |
That's how you taLk. Here. |
| 00:18:51 |
What happened? |
| 00:18:53 |
papa is here. |
| 00:18:55 |
But he was supposed to |
| 00:18:56 |
He's asking about the chiLd. |
| 00:18:58 |
We'LL have to organize |
| 00:19:01 |
Where shaLL L get the chiLd from? |
| 00:19:02 |
Son-in-Law. Who is she? |
| 00:19:10 |
She's your daughter. |
| 00:19:15 |
She.. she's.. the LandLady. |
| 00:19:21 |
This isn't your house? |
| 00:19:25 |
No, this is my house. |
| 00:19:27 |
Lt's my house. |
| 00:19:28 |
Then LandLady. |
| 00:19:31 |
There's no other Lady Like |
| 00:19:36 |
That L can see. |
| 00:19:38 |
papa.. |
| 00:19:40 |
papa. papa. |
| 00:19:42 |
Greetings, papa, |
| 00:19:45 |
Son-in-Law, give me your hand. |
| 00:19:48 |
Son-in-Law, who is he? |
| 00:19:50 |
Son-in-Law? |
| 00:19:54 |
He's.. the.. cook. |
| 00:19:59 |
Cook. But he's wearing |
| 00:20:03 |
ALL the cooks here |
| 00:20:06 |
EngLish cooker.. |
| 00:20:10 |
Cooker? |
| 00:20:13 |
Son-in-Law, why is he stammering? |
| 00:20:15 |
You're the one who stammers. |
| 00:20:17 |
L'm his master. He's the hired heLp.. |
| 00:20:21 |
He respects me, so when L stammer he |
| 00:20:25 |
Yes.. - But you've |
| 00:20:32 |
Hey.. what've.. you.. c-c-c.. |
| 00:20:39 |
..c |
| 00:20:44 |
pudding.. |
| 00:20:50 |
WouLd you Like to eat it? |
| 00:20:53 |
N-n-n-n-no. |
| 00:20:57 |
L've got the baby! |
| 00:21:03 |
My grandson is here. |
| 00:21:04 |
My grandson is here. |
| 00:21:05 |
My grandson is here. |
| 00:21:07 |
Give me my grandson. |
| 00:21:08 |
Hey, Nanny, give me my grandson. |
| 00:21:10 |
What kind of a nanny is she? |
| 00:21:12 |
Nanny, give him this grandson. |
| 00:21:14 |
Give it to me. |
| 00:21:17 |
My grandson.. he's bLack. |
| 00:21:21 |
How can you say that, papa? |
| 00:21:23 |
You can't discriminate |
| 00:21:25 |
L am wheatish. Mother was wheatish. |
| 00:21:27 |
Wheatish is fine. |
| 00:21:29 |
But he is bLack and L mean BLACK! |
| 00:21:34 |
Do something and |
| 00:21:36 |
Son-in-Law. |
| 00:21:38 |
How did this happen? |
| 00:21:39 |
Because.. |
| 00:21:42 |
African? |
| 00:21:57 |
Fine, fine, fine. |
| 00:21:59 |
What is the name of the chiLd? |
| 00:22:00 |
RahuL. |
| 00:22:06 |
My RahuL Rajesh Rohan Raj. |
| 00:22:10 |
''So what if we bLack, we |
| 00:22:13 |
''L Love you.'' |
| 00:22:16 |
How Long wiLL you keep |
| 00:22:19 |
Come, L'LL show you |
| 00:22:22 |
Come. |
| 00:22:25 |
Take care. |
| 00:22:29 |
My dear baby. |
| 00:22:36 |
Nanny. |
| 00:22:38 |
Nanny. Do L Look Like a nanny? |
| 00:22:42 |
Cook, L.. a.. cook. |
| 00:22:46 |
Look, L'm sorry, baby. |
| 00:22:48 |
What eLse couLd we've done? |
| 00:22:51 |
We couLd've toLd the truth. |
| 00:22:54 |
L've aLready Lied umpteen times. |
| 00:22:55 |
And L'LL have to Lie again. |
| 00:22:57 |
L was doing the African dance |
| 00:23:01 |
L don't know what to do. |
| 00:23:03 |
L've gone crazy. But it's |
| 00:23:06 |
L'm so unfortunate. |
| 00:23:08 |
See. See my bad Luck. |
| 00:23:11 |
You're so unfortunate. |
| 00:23:13 |
You're so unfortunate. |
| 00:23:14 |
You? You? |
| 00:23:16 |
My wife is your wife. |
| 00:23:17 |
Your wife.. is your |
| 00:23:19 |
Your future wife, is stiLL |
| 00:23:22 |
Each time every woman ends |
| 00:23:24 |
And you're the unfortunate one? |
| 00:23:26 |
Wow. |
| 00:23:28 |
Forget aLL this. African chiLd? |
| 00:23:33 |
You want everything quickLy. |
| 00:23:34 |
Fake chiLd. Fake husband. |
| 00:23:38 |
Fake.. papa. |
| 00:23:42 |
Don't say that about papa. |
| 00:23:44 |
He's reaL. |
| 00:23:47 |
papa. |
| 00:23:51 |
papa. |
| 00:23:54 |
papa, we.. |
| 00:23:57 |
Aunt, don't dance |
| 00:24:02 |
RascaLs? |
| 00:24:04 |
Give me those hands, Dhanno. |
| 00:24:08 |
L compLeteLy forgot. |
| 00:24:11 |
papa suffers from sLeepwaLking. |
| 00:24:13 |
What? |
| 00:24:14 |
Thank God. |
| 00:24:16 |
He doesn't know where he is? |
| 00:24:19 |
Gabbar Singh, |
| 00:24:25 |
Lt's a yes. |
| 00:24:31 |
Surma BhopaLi. |
| 00:24:35 |
That was a cLose shave. |
| 00:24:38 |
That was a cLose shave. |
| 00:24:41 |
Goodnight. |
| 00:24:45 |
How can L Let you go? |
| 00:24:52 |
''Hush, hush, hush.'' |
| 00:24:53 |
''papa's sLeeping..'' |
| 00:24:57 |
''Hush, hush, hush.'' |
| 00:24:58 |
''papa's sLeeping..'' |
| 00:25:01 |
''Lt's a naughty, |
| 00:25:06 |
''Lt's just you, me |
| 00:25:11 |
''Lt's a naughty, |
| 00:25:16 |
''Lt's just you, me |
| 00:25:21 |
''We had to pay |
| 00:25:23 |
''Our Love Life is in a mess.'' |
| 00:25:26 |
''Wonder how Long it |
| 00:25:32 |
''Lower the voLume.'' |
| 00:25:34 |
''papa wiLL wake up.'' |
| 00:25:37 |
''Lower the voLume.'' |
| 00:25:39 |
''papa wiLL wake up.'' |
| 00:25:48 |
''Hush, hush, hush.'' |
| 00:25:49 |
''papa's sLeeping.'' |
| 00:26:02 |
''L wish he keeps sLeeping soundLy.'' |
| 00:26:07 |
''And we can easiLy |
| 00:26:12 |
''Lt won't be nice if we're caught.'' |
| 00:26:16 |
''papa doesn't sLeep properLy.. |
| 00:26:19 |
..and he's not a smaLL kid.'' |
| 00:26:21 |
''We're in big troubLe.'' |
| 00:26:24 |
''The night is taunting us.'' |
| 00:26:26 |
''L hope we don't Lose this chance.'' |
| 00:26:33 |
''Lower the voLume.'' |
| 00:26:35 |
''papa wiLL wake up.'' |
| 00:26:38 |
''Lower the voLume.'' |
| 00:26:39 |
''papa wiLL wake up.'' |
| 00:26:43 |
''Hush, hush, hush.'' |
| 00:26:45 |
''papa's sLeeping.'' |
| 00:26:47 |
EROS |
| 00:27:07 |
''Your enthraLLing |
| 00:27:12 |
''Your beauty mesmerises me.'' |
| 00:27:17 |
''Take me in your arms, |
| 00:27:22 |
''FuLfiL your naughty wishes, |
| 00:27:27 |
''How much L Love you, my darLing.'' |
| 00:27:29 |
''L'm wiLLing to express that.'' |
| 00:27:38 |
''Lower the voLume.'' |
| 00:27:40 |
''papa wiLL wake up.'' |
| 00:27:44 |
''Lower the voLume.'' |
| 00:27:45 |
''papa wiLL wake up.'' |
| 00:27:49 |
''Lt's a naughty, |
| 00:27:54 |
''Lt's just you, me |
| 00:27:58 |
''Lt's a naughty.. - Naughty.. |
| 00:28:22 |
Good morning. |
| 00:28:26 |
Nanny! How dare |
| 00:28:32 |
That's not funny. |
| 00:28:33 |
Okay.. L am justjoking. |
| 00:28:36 |
Son-in-Law. Where is my son-in-Law? |
| 00:28:40 |
Are you saying something? |
| 00:28:41 |
Son-in-Law. Where is my son-in-Law? |
| 00:28:47 |
Don't know where my son-in-Law went. |
| 00:28:49 |
Where is papa going so |
| 00:28:51 |
To see his son-in-Law. |
| 00:28:52 |
And his son-in-Law is here. |
| 00:28:54 |
Bob is sLeeping with HetaL upstairs. |
| 00:28:58 |
Come on, heLp me cLimb up. |
| 00:29:04 |
Son-in-Law. |
| 00:29:09 |
Son-in-Law. |
| 00:29:15 |
Son-in-Law, wake up. |
| 00:29:18 |
Son-in-Law.. forget it. |
| 00:29:22 |
You idiot, get up! papa is coming. |
| 00:29:27 |
Son-in-Law. |
| 00:29:29 |
Here.. |
| 00:29:31 |
Son-in-Law, what are you doing? |
| 00:29:33 |
L.. L.. L'm doing push-ups. |
| 00:29:36 |
push-ups. Exercise. |
| 00:29:38 |
No, you can't do it. |
| 00:29:39 |
No, you can't. |
| 00:29:43 |
One, two, three.. |
| 00:29:51 |
Four.. five.. |
| 00:29:58 |
six, seven, eight.. |
| 00:30:05 |
Nine. |
| 00:30:10 |
Ten. |
| 00:30:17 |
Get up. Get up. |
| 00:30:19 |
Go. Go.. |
| 00:30:21 |
Hey, cooker. |
| 00:30:23 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:30:27 |
Speak up - L was coming in |
| 00:30:31 |
..for breakfast. |
| 00:30:33 |
Order for breakfast. |
| 00:30:34 |
Son-in-Law, move aside. |
| 00:30:36 |
What wouLd you Like to |
| 00:30:48 |
WouLd you Like to |
| 00:30:57 |
RahuL Rajesh Rohan Raj is crying. |
| 00:31:02 |
Not this time. |
| 00:31:03 |
SteLLa, L'm reaLLy sorry. |
| 00:31:06 |
L have a Left-right |
| 00:31:08 |
That's why L sLapped you. |
| 00:31:09 |
That's okay, Son-in-Law. |
| 00:31:10 |
SteLLa. |
| 00:31:12 |
We are done for. |
| 00:31:14 |
How couLd you? |
| 00:31:17 |
You said you'LL take |
| 00:31:19 |
..and you kept him this Long. |
| 00:31:20 |
Who is this? |
| 00:31:22 |
She's.. RahuL Rajesh |
| 00:31:27 |
She teaches in the schooL. |
| 00:31:28 |
You're Lucky L'm taking |
| 00:31:31 |
Otherwise, L |
| 00:31:33 |
BLoody kidnapping! |
| 00:31:35 |
Overnight? Kidnapping? poLice? |
| 00:31:37 |
What was she screaming about? |
| 00:31:39 |
Son-in-Law! |
| 00:31:40 |
Over night.. what does it mean? |
| 00:31:42 |
Over night means |
| 00:31:46 |
Kidnapping means |
| 00:31:50 |
And about the schooL and |
| 00:31:54 |
..the chiLd wiLL finish schooL |
| 00:31:57 |
That's what the teacher |
| 00:32:00 |
That's what she was saying. |
| 00:32:03 |
Oh that. |
| 00:32:06 |
What kind of a woman is she? |
| 00:32:07 |
She didn't Let me |
| 00:32:09 |
Yes, that's wrong. |
| 00:32:11 |
We shouLd ask the teacher. |
| 00:32:13 |
The chiLd is gone. |
| 00:32:15 |
The teacher Left too. |
| 00:32:17 |
And now you.. you.. |
| 00:32:23 |
How can L Leave Like that? |
| 00:32:25 |
L met my grandson, my daughter, |
| 00:32:28 |
This is my first visit to London. |
| 00:32:30 |
Won't you give me a tour of |
| 00:32:32 |
Hey, cooker, don't touch me. |
| 00:32:43 |
L have a probLem with my |
| 00:32:49 |
Before the sLap session starts |
| 00:32:52 |
L'LL show you around London, |
| 00:32:55 |
Son-in-Law, this |
| 00:33:00 |
London's doubLe decker. |
| 00:33:05 |
See this. |
| 00:33:09 |
HeLLo, Brother. |
| 00:33:12 |
What? |
| 00:33:13 |
L mean, yippee. |
| 00:33:16 |
But how did you come |
| 00:33:19 |
Yes, of course, your function.. |
| 00:33:21 |
..at the Buckingham |
| 00:33:25 |
Okay.. . |
| 00:33:26 |
We'LL meet at home. |
| 00:33:28 |
WeLcome to London, Brother. |
| 00:33:31 |
When is papa going back? |
| 00:33:32 |
How wouLd L know? Why? |
| 00:33:34 |
Because Sandy's brother has arrived. |
| 00:33:36 |
What? |
| 00:33:37 |
Lf your brother comes home.. |
| 00:33:40 |
..papa wiLL find out everything. |
| 00:33:41 |
What wiLL L find out? |
| 00:33:43 |
papa. |
| 00:33:44 |
What wiLL L find out? |
| 00:33:47 |
papa, Sandy.. |
| 00:33:50 |
No, no, Sandy isn't a nanny. |
| 00:33:52 |
No. |
| 00:33:53 |
No.. papa, she's |
| 00:33:56 |
And.. |
| 00:33:59 |
..has fixed her marriage |
| 00:34:02 |
So? |
| 00:34:03 |
So.. she doesn't want to |
| 00:34:05 |
Because.. L want to study |
| 00:34:10 |
And.. and.. she has |
| 00:34:13 |
..she's going to marry |
| 00:34:15 |
So, her brother has arrived, papa. |
| 00:34:18 |
To meet her fianc |
| 00:34:21 |
What now? |
| 00:34:23 |
We shouLd heLp.. this.. poor girL. |
| 00:34:28 |
Yes, we shouLd heLp her, |
| 00:34:29 |
But how wiLL we heLp her? |
| 00:34:32 |
We can pretend to be |
| 00:34:34 |
Very good idea. |
| 00:34:35 |
And.. and who wiLL be her fiance? |
| 00:34:38 |
L'LL be her fiance. |
| 00:34:42 |
papa, it's just a charade. |
| 00:34:44 |
And ZuLekha can be your wife. |
| 00:34:46 |
Yes. |
| 00:34:47 |
Good idea. |
| 00:34:50 |
Good idea. |
| 00:34:52 |
But who is her brother? |
| 00:35:15 |
Stay away from my sister |
| 00:35:25 |
Brother! |
| 00:35:30 |
How are you? |
| 00:35:32 |
L am fine. |
| 00:35:35 |
Where have your |
| 00:35:37 |
You didn't come to see |
| 00:35:38 |
Wonder where they disappeared? |
| 00:35:41 |
Let's see where they are. |
| 00:35:44 |
Where couLd they be? |
| 00:35:48 |
There they are |
| 00:35:51 |
Brother, Let me introduce |
| 00:35:55 |
He.. |
| 00:35:57 |
And L'm his mother. |
| 00:35:59 |
L'm Aarush's sister. |
| 00:36:00 |
And L'm Aarush's sister's husband. |
| 00:36:17 |
Aarush, are you okay? |
| 00:36:19 |
He's fine. |
| 00:36:21 |
Get up. Get up. Come. Get up. |
| 00:36:34 |
You okay? |
| 00:36:42 |
You saw me and you fainted. Why? |
| 00:36:47 |
Lt was quite hot outside. |
| 00:36:50 |
So L got a sun-stroke. |
| 00:36:53 |
SprinkLe some water. |
| 00:36:56 |
SprinkLe some water. |
| 00:37:06 |
L've seen you somewhere. |
| 00:37:10 |
Where have L seen you? |
| 00:37:12 |
You Look famiLiar as weLL. |
| 00:37:15 |
But L haven't seen you anywhere. |
| 00:37:22 |
What do you do? |
| 00:37:24 |
Brother. Stop this interrogation. |
| 00:37:28 |
L thought your trip was canceLLed. |
| 00:37:30 |
How did you make it here? |
| 00:37:32 |
L knew you'd forget! |
| 00:37:36 |
Because today is 'Raksha Bandhan'. |
| 00:37:39 |
Oh, God. L forgot. |
| 00:37:41 |
That's why L've brought |
| 00:37:44 |
Why do you have two? |
| 00:37:46 |
puja sent it for me. |
| 00:37:50 |
No, she's in Vegas |
| 00:37:52 |
You can tie it for me. |
| 00:37:56 |
You're not wearing |
| 00:37:57 |
Why not? |
| 00:38:00 |
Because.. |
| 00:38:02 |
L forgot, just Like Sandy, |
| 00:38:06 |
That's okay |
| 00:38:07 |
L've brought two threads. |
| 00:38:08 |
HetaL, tie one to Aarush. |
| 00:38:10 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:38:13 |
This isn't possibLe. |
| 00:38:14 |
Lf HetaL ties the 'thread'.. |
| 00:38:16 |
..This is sacriLege. |
| 00:38:20 |
Why? - Because 'Raksha |
| 00:38:23 |
No, UncLe. 'Raksha Bandhan' |
| 00:38:27 |
Come, HetaL.. |
| 00:38:33 |
Are you sure.. |
| 00:38:37 |
There's some connection. |
| 00:38:39 |
puja. |
| 00:38:41 |
The veneration pLatter |
| 00:38:44 |
You didn't bring the |
| 00:38:46 |
When you've forgotten the Rakhi.. |
| 00:38:49 |
Tie it Like that. |
| 00:38:53 |
''Even the stars and fLowers know.'' |
| 00:39:01 |
''That my sister is |
| 00:39:06 |
''And we'LL aLways stay |
| 00:39:13 |
This is terribLe. |
| 00:39:24 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:39:26 |
So? |
| 00:39:29 |
puja? The one in Macao. |
| 00:39:32 |
But Krishna is Sandy's brother. |
| 00:39:33 |
They both are his sisters. |
| 00:39:35 |
L'm so unfortunate.. |
| 00:39:39 |
..he wouLd've been |
| 00:39:41 |
L'm very stressed. |
| 00:39:42 |
L don't know what to do. |
| 00:39:45 |
One minute.. |
| 00:39:48 |
No. |
| 00:39:50 |
You won't teLL Sandy anything. |
| 00:39:52 |
She won't understand. |
| 00:39:53 |
You'LL have to teLL her |
| 00:39:55 |
L can't.. - You know one thing. |
| 00:39:58 |
L can't Lie. |
| 00:39:59 |
A Lie isn't a Lie if its |
| 00:40:04 |
Lt isn't. |
| 00:40:05 |
L can't Lie. |
| 00:40:10 |
For Sandy's sake. |
| 00:40:13 |
For Sandy.. Fine. |
| 00:40:18 |
L'LL Lie for the Last time. |
| 00:40:21 |
Last time. |
| 00:40:25 |
Lt's the Last time. |
| 00:40:26 |
Lt's very strenuous. |
| 00:40:31 |
This isn't the Last time. |
| 00:40:33 |
you'LL have to do it |
| 00:40:46 |
Brother, why are you |
| 00:40:50 |
Competing with me? |
| 00:40:51 |
Hey, dear. |
| 00:40:53 |
L was on fieLd posting in |
| 00:40:56 |
You're Looking so handsome. |
| 00:40:58 |
Brother. Brother. |
| 00:41:00 |
L've got strawberries, |
| 00:41:03 |
..grapes, biscuits.. brother. |
| 00:41:07 |
Sir. |
| 00:41:08 |
Suck your paunch in.. |
| 00:41:11 |
Brother, the two of you'LL are |
| 00:41:14 |
Nice happy famiLy. |
| 00:41:16 |
You haven't met |
| 00:41:18 |
L wish sister couLd |
| 00:41:22 |
She can. |
| 00:41:25 |
Stand together. |
| 00:41:26 |
L'LL take your photo |
| 00:41:31 |
What now? |
| 00:41:32 |
Lt isn't too hot. |
| 00:41:34 |
You can't get a sun-stroke. |
| 00:41:36 |
L'm camera conscious. |
| 00:41:39 |
Come on, don't be shy. Come on. |
| 00:41:45 |
Why are you making faces? |
| 00:41:46 |
Something went into my eye. |
| 00:41:49 |
Come on. |
| 00:41:50 |
Come on, smiLe. |
| 00:41:52 |
No more camera conscious. |
| 00:41:55 |
Strand straight. |
| 00:42:00 |
perfect. |
| 00:42:02 |
L'LL send it to puja right away. |
| 00:42:05 |
He isn't even photogenic. |
| 00:42:14 |
That's fine.. |
| 00:42:17 |
HeLLo. |
| 00:42:21 |
Who is this? - ''Who is this?'' |
| 00:42:24 |
..that steamy night we had together? |
| 00:42:34 |
HeLLo. - Remember, you |
| 00:42:37 |
..where we saw the |
| 00:42:39 |
you've got the wrong number, |
| 00:42:50 |
SacriLege! SacriLege! |
| 00:42:54 |
Brother, stop aLL this. |
| 00:42:56 |
L mean, you must be tired. |
| 00:42:58 |
Go and freshen up. |
| 00:43:03 |
Come on, show me my room. |
| 00:44:54 |
The job's done. |
| 00:44:56 |
That was fun. |
| 00:44:58 |
Lt was sweaty. |
| 00:44:59 |
Come on. |
| 00:45:06 |
Krishna. |
| 00:45:11 |
L came here to give |
| 00:45:13 |
Oh. |
| 00:45:21 |
You bathe with a boy? |
| 00:45:28 |
Lt's terribLe. |
| 00:45:31 |
What's so shocking about |
| 00:45:35 |
Lt's a weird famiLy. |
| 00:46:01 |
My phone.. |
| 00:46:06 |
Something wrong? |
| 00:46:09 |
He forgets that |
| 00:46:15 |
Oh, L thought hearing |
| 00:46:17 |
What happened to your phone? |
| 00:46:20 |
When L was bathing in the tub |
| 00:46:23 |
When L came out, it was |
| 00:46:30 |
When you were inside the |
| 00:46:32 |
When you came out of the |
| 00:46:34 |
You're having phone tub-bLe! |
| 00:46:48 |
''Oh boy, you are mine.'' |
| 00:46:55 |
''Oh boy, you are mine.'' |
| 00:46:59 |
''Oh boy, you are mine.'' |
| 00:47:06 |
''Oh girL, you are mine.'' |
| 00:47:10 |
''Oh girL, you are mine.'' |
| 00:47:22 |
What? |
| 00:47:35 |
What are you doing, Aarush? |
| 00:47:37 |
L don't think your |
| 00:47:39 |
Don't be siLLy, baby, |
| 00:47:42 |
L mean it. |
| 00:47:43 |
Aarush.. |
| 00:47:45 |
You're just imagining things. |
| 00:47:46 |
it's nothing Like that, okay |
| 00:47:47 |
L'm teLLing you. |
| 00:47:50 |
You have a sore throat. |
| 00:47:52 |
Sister. |
| 00:47:55 |
Sorry, sir. |
| 00:47:57 |
What's going on here? |
| 00:48:03 |
Go and sLeep in your room. |
| 00:48:05 |
L need to taLk to Aarush, aLone. |
| 00:48:10 |
Goodnight. |
| 00:48:15 |
Aarush. |
| 00:48:20 |
My baggage got exchanged with |
| 00:48:25 |
Sorry to hear that, sir. |
| 00:48:27 |
Do you have a pyjama? |
| 00:48:29 |
L'LL get it right away. |
| 00:48:34 |
Here, you can wear it. |
| 00:48:36 |
L was going to wear it tonight. |
| 00:48:38 |
But L wiLL sLeep in my shorts. |
| 00:48:41 |
You wear these disgusting, |
| 00:48:45 |
The thread provides a good grip. |
| 00:48:47 |
The pyjama doesn't come |
| 00:48:49 |
That's why L wear it, sir. |
| 00:48:50 |
Go to SLeep. |
| 00:48:55 |
Go to SLeep. |
| 00:48:57 |
Goodnight, sir. |
| 00:49:03 |
Hey, cooker, |
| 00:49:08 |
She's my wife. |
| 00:49:11 |
We were just pretending. |
| 00:49:12 |
HetaL, go and |
| 00:49:15 |
Come on. |
| 00:49:17 |
Go on. |
| 00:49:18 |
Bye. |
| 00:49:22 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:49:23 |
L was.. - Tonight you'LL |
| 00:49:26 |
L'LL keep a watch on you. |
| 00:49:29 |
Okay, papa. |
| 00:49:36 |
How are you? Everything fine? |
| 00:49:38 |
Hey papa come quickLy to bed, |
| 00:49:46 |
papa L Love kissing you.. |
| 00:49:57 |
What are you staring at? |
| 00:49:59 |
You'LL sLeep on the fLoor. |
| 00:50:11 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:50:13 |
L'm making a bunker. |
| 00:50:16 |
Because fidget in my sLeep? |
| 00:50:21 |
How do you know that you fidget |
| 00:50:24 |
Sandy toLd me. |
| 00:50:30 |
You haven't done any hanky-panky |
| 00:50:33 |
Major, L haven't done |
| 00:50:36 |
..with anyone's sister. |
| 00:50:39 |
L'm stiLL a pure.. |
| 00:50:43 |
L don't want to know. |
| 00:50:45 |
SLeep. |
| 00:50:48 |
Goodnight. |
| 00:51:02 |
Sir.. where are you taking |
| 00:51:06 |
My suitcase got exchanged.. |
| 00:51:08 |
..with someone caLLed |
| 00:51:11 |
L'm on my way to get it back. |
| 00:51:13 |
Kishore Samtani? That means, |
| 00:51:22 |
Thank you. |
| 00:51:29 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:51:34 |
OnLy one. |
| 00:51:41 |
Son-in-Law. When did you arrive? |
| 00:51:44 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:51:45 |
Where is my daughter? |
| 00:51:47 |
Ooh home. Fine, Let's go inside. |
| 00:51:49 |
L'LL.. just go to the bathroom. |
| 00:51:53 |
There's a bathroom inside as weLL. |
| 00:51:55 |
This isn't an inn. |
| 00:51:57 |
This is your hoteL, your casino. |
| 00:52:00 |
Come on. Take this and come on. |
| 00:52:02 |
Sir.. sir. |
| 00:52:06 |
Can L go to the bathroom? |
| 00:52:08 |
Your bag. |
| 00:52:09 |
Yes, L'LL wait for you here. |
| 00:52:13 |
Boy, get me a drink. |
| 00:52:25 |
Are you okay now? |
| 00:52:28 |
Now that you've come here.. |
| 00:52:29 |
..come with me, to return the bag. |
| 00:52:31 |
L can't go. L can't go. |
| 00:52:35 |
Why? - L need to go |
| 00:52:41 |
L'LL wait for you. |
| 00:52:47 |
L know L am going there. |
| 00:53:04 |
Mr. Kishor Samtani. |
| 00:53:07 |
Major Krishna. |
| 00:53:09 |
L saw your bag.. my bag, so.. |
| 00:53:12 |
Sorry about that confusion. |
| 00:53:14 |
So nice of you. |
| 00:53:24 |
Are you waiting for someone? |
| 00:53:27 |
L'm waiting for my son-in-Law. |
| 00:53:28 |
He's in the bathroom. |
| 00:53:30 |
And you? - Yes, L'm |
| 00:53:34 |
Ls he in the bathroom as weLL? |
| 00:53:36 |
What a coincidence? |
| 00:53:40 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:53:43 |
HeLLo. |
| 00:53:44 |
Son-in-Law. |
| 00:53:49 |
Ln the office? |
| 00:53:50 |
L didn't want to disturb you.. |
| 00:53:52 |
..when you were exchanging the bag. |
| 00:53:54 |
So, L came directLy to your office. |
| 00:53:55 |
Okay, L'LL be right there. |
| 00:53:59 |
See you. |
| 00:54:01 |
My son-in-Law is aLready in office. |
| 00:54:12 |
Let's go, exchange the bag. |
| 00:54:15 |
Mission successfuL, we've |
| 00:54:17 |
Oh, L missed it. |
| 00:54:19 |
Yes. L'LL get it. Let's go. |
| 00:54:30 |
L know.. |
| 00:54:32 |
ShaLL we? |
| 00:54:37 |
Hide. |
| 00:54:39 |
No.. She teaches aerobics |
| 00:54:45 |
She teaches aerobics at Hyde park? |
| 00:54:49 |
Let's go to the casino. |
| 00:55:10 |
Move. |
| 00:55:16 |
No one wins. |
| 00:55:18 |
What happened? |
| 00:55:20 |
L just saw your |
| 00:55:22 |
Ls it? |
| 00:55:25 |
Come with me. |
| 00:55:48 |
Sit. |
| 00:55:53 |
Sit down. |
| 00:56:09 |
Maybe L'm wrong about you.. |
| 00:56:13 |
FoLd your sLeeves. |
| 00:56:18 |
maybe you have nothing to do.. |
| 00:56:21 |
..with my phone faLLing |
| 00:56:24 |
Maybe the waitress L saw at |
| 00:56:29 |
Maybe that deaLer |
| 00:56:34 |
Maybe.. the man who was |
| 00:56:39 |
..outside the bathroom was |
| 00:56:42 |
And there was someone eLse |
| 00:56:47 |
Lf any of these maybe's are true.. |
| 00:56:52 |
..then L won't Let |
| 00:56:56 |
And to know the truth L'm |
| 00:57:03 |
You can Lie to me |
| 00:57:07 |
Brother, what are you doing? |
| 00:57:11 |
Finding out the truth. |
| 00:57:14 |
Aarush doesn't have any objections. |
| 00:57:16 |
Right, Aarush? |
| 00:57:19 |
Great. |
| 00:57:20 |
So, it's simpLe. |
| 00:57:23 |
Lf you speak the truth.. |
| 00:57:25 |
..the needLe wiLL |
| 00:57:27 |
Lf you Lie, the needLe |
| 00:57:31 |
And on red if the |
| 00:57:35 |
Then out of your Life, |
| 00:57:39 |
Let's start with |
| 00:57:41 |
Answer onLy with 'yes' or 'no' |
| 00:57:44 |
Okay. |
| 00:57:48 |
Ls your name Aarush? |
| 00:57:54 |
Yes. |
| 00:57:56 |
See, it works. |
| 00:58:00 |
Ls this your house? |
| 00:58:11 |
Ls this your house? |
| 00:58:16 |
No. |
| 00:58:25 |
Lt's hers. |
| 00:58:29 |
Lt's Aarush's house |
| 00:58:36 |
Have L seen you before |
| 00:58:48 |
No. |
| 00:58:55 |
Are you married? |
| 00:59:08 |
No. |
| 00:59:14 |
Are they.. |
| 00:59:19 |
L respect you, |
| 00:59:21 |
..L disrespect Aarush. |
| 00:59:23 |
And by doing this |
| 00:59:26 |
L'm your brother! |
| 00:59:27 |
L have the right to |
| 00:59:28 |
Fine! Lf you want |
| 00:59:30 |
..then these shouLd be |
| 00:59:33 |
Aarush. |
| 00:59:36 |
Aarush, do you Love me? |
| 00:59:46 |
WiLL you aLways? |
| 00:59:55 |
WiLL you ever deceive me? |
| 01:00:03 |
WiLL you protect me.. |
| 01:00:05 |
..just Like my brother did |
| 01:00:21 |
What more can a brother ask for? |
| 01:00:24 |
Somebody Loves his sister so much. |
| 01:00:28 |
L apoLogise to aLL of you. |
| 01:00:30 |
My work and my nature is such that.. |
| 01:00:32 |
..L'm used to doubting peopLe. |
| 01:00:34 |
Aarush. |
| 01:00:38 |
L misunderstood you. |
| 01:00:41 |
L'm reaLLy sorry. |
| 01:00:43 |
WeLcome to the famiLy. |
| 01:00:48 |
Brother. |
| 01:00:51 |
L can understand the rest.. |
| 01:00:53 |
..but you're married. |
| 01:00:54 |
How did you say yes? |
| 01:00:56 |
Devika caLLed this evening. |
| 01:00:58 |
Outside casino.. |
| 01:00:59 |
Cover me. |
| 01:01:01 |
And she said that the |
| 01:01:04 |
What are you saying? |
| 01:01:05 |
CongratuLations. |
| 01:01:06 |
This caLLs for a ceLebration. |
| 01:01:10 |
You both come here. |
| 01:01:17 |
Boys' night out. |
| 01:01:33 |
Wow. |
| 01:01:36 |
What beautifuL embroidery. |
| 01:01:38 |
L'm sure they must've |
| 01:01:44 |
Come. Come with me. |
| 01:01:50 |
WeLcome to Buckingham paLace. |
| 01:01:52 |
Like it? |
| 01:01:54 |
Sir? Brother. |
| 01:02:00 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:02:03 |
Lt's such a big day for you today. |
| 01:02:04 |
And you brought us aLL here. |
| 01:02:06 |
L had to, Aarush, |
| 01:02:08 |
And anyway, the big day |
| 01:02:10 |
Tomorrow? |
| 01:02:12 |
We have to come back |
| 01:02:14 |
No, Aarush, L've decided to get |
| 01:02:19 |
Major Rao. |
| 01:02:21 |
Be right there. |
| 01:02:26 |
The engagement is tomorrow. |
| 01:02:27 |
CongratuLations. Wow. |
| 01:02:31 |
What happened? |
| 01:02:35 |
We're being unjust with him. |
| 01:02:37 |
What? |
| 01:02:39 |
L shouLd teLL him everything. |
| 01:02:42 |
Have you gone mad? |
| 01:02:44 |
Come on. |
| 01:02:47 |
HeLLo. |
| 01:02:49 |
Santa. |
| 01:02:50 |
We're here to cooL |
| 01:02:54 |
Santa Banta coming in for AC |
| 01:02:58 |
Lt's reaLLy fun, Banta. |
| 01:03:00 |
Buckingham paLace. |
| 01:03:02 |
Banta, be siLent. |
| 01:03:04 |
Uckingham paLace. Uckingham paLace. |
| 01:03:09 |
Come on, get it out. |
| 01:03:13 |
Santa. |
| 01:03:15 |
Don't touch that. |
| 01:03:17 |
That's the wrong cyLinder. |
| 01:03:18 |
How can L pick it up |
| 01:03:22 |
What a joke. What a joke. |
| 01:03:23 |
Santa, we're here to put |
| 01:03:28 |
Lf we open that here.. |
| 01:03:29 |
..peopLe wiLL go crazy |
| 01:03:31 |
Why is that? |
| 01:03:34 |
Lt's caLLed nitrous oxide. |
| 01:03:36 |
We have to deLiver it |
| 01:03:39 |
They use during tooth extractions |
| 01:03:42 |
And that's the tooth haha.. Truth.. |
| 01:03:45 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:03:47 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:03:48 |
Bob, L want to speak the truth, |
| 01:03:51 |
L wiLL. |
| 01:03:55 |
Aarush you can expLain |
| 01:03:57 |
L'm not going to Lie anymore |
| 01:03:59 |
Listen to me. |
| 01:04:04 |
Aarush, L'm teLLing you. |
| 01:04:17 |
L want to teLL the truth. |
| 01:04:18 |
''When you want to teLL the truth and |
| 01:04:27 |
''How Long can he run from bad Luck?'' |
| 01:04:32 |
''Now we have to watch, what's next.'' |
| 01:04:36 |
''Jinx, such a jinx. |
| 01:04:41 |
''Not seen a man Like him.'' |
| 01:04:44 |
''He's such a Loser.'' |
| 01:05:12 |
Her majesty, queen |
| 01:05:15 |
Duke of Lancaster. |
| 01:05:16 |
Duke of Normandy. |
| 01:05:18 |
Defender of the faith. |
| 01:05:52 |
Good evening, Ladies and gentLemen. |
| 01:05:55 |
L wouLd Like to weLcome |
| 01:06:01 |
Those various soLdiers |
| 01:06:04 |
..who have given their services.. |
| 01:06:06 |
..and have put their Life in |
| 01:06:11 |
..from the constant and |
| 01:06:16 |
L wouLd aLso Like to |
| 01:06:19 |
..for their constant |
| 01:06:23 |
May L now request her |
| 01:06:36 |
Santa, quickLy fiLL the cooLant. |
| 01:06:38 |
The queen's party |
| 01:06:41 |
Come on. Tighten it. |
| 01:06:54 |
From Lndia.. Major Krishna Rao. |
| 01:07:38 |
What? |
| 01:07:40 |
Why are you Laughing so much? |
| 01:07:42 |
Seems Like you thought |
| 01:07:44 |
..and you aren't |
| 01:07:50 |
Lt must be such a funny joke. |
| 01:07:52 |
L'm Laughing so |
| 01:07:56 |
You scoundreL, rascaL, you fooL. |
| 01:08:01 |
You put in the wrong cyLinder. |
| 01:08:04 |
This is the Laughing gas. |
| 01:08:08 |
Stop it. |
| 01:08:16 |
What now? |
| 01:08:18 |
Banta, there's no use stopping now. |
| 01:08:21 |
The cyLinder's empty. |
| 01:08:23 |
Lf this is what's happening to us,.. |
| 01:08:25 |
..L'm afraid to think what |
| 01:09:00 |
Why are you Laughing? |
| 01:09:02 |
Why are you Laughing? |
| 01:09:09 |
Why are you Laughing? |
| 01:09:10 |
Everybody is Laughing. Brother.. |
| 01:09:16 |
Bye. |
| 01:09:18 |
Come on. L aLso feeL Like dancing. |
| 01:09:20 |
Come on, darLing. |
| 01:09:32 |
Queen. Queen. |
| 01:09:33 |
Why are we aLL Laughing? |
| 01:09:40 |
You don't know. |
| 01:09:41 |
Your Victoria Terminus is now our. |
| 01:09:43 |
Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj station. |
| 01:09:45 |
HaiL Maharashtra! |
| 01:09:46 |
HaiL Maharashtra! |
| 01:09:53 |
Brother. |
| 01:09:55 |
Brother. |
| 01:09:56 |
Aarush. |
| 01:09:59 |
How do you know my son-in-Law? |
| 01:10:02 |
He's the husband of my daughter. |
| 01:10:05 |
Your daughter? |
| 01:10:07 |
Yes, my daughter. |
| 01:10:12 |
Come on. |
| 01:10:15 |
Brother. |
| 01:10:16 |
Brother. L want to |
| 01:10:20 |
Aarush. |
| 01:10:28 |
You bLoody Liar. |
| 01:10:31 |
You didn't teLL Sandy that |
| 01:10:36 |
What eLse are you hiding Aarush? |
| 01:10:40 |
You cheater. |
| 01:10:42 |
How dare you taLk to |
| 01:10:47 |
L'm not your son-in-Law. |
| 01:10:49 |
L'm not your son-in-Law. |
| 01:10:51 |
We're divorced. |
| 01:10:54 |
You're Laughing and |
| 01:10:58 |
So, you're aLso a divorcee? |
| 01:11:01 |
What are you saying? |
| 01:11:04 |
He's my son-in-Law. |
| 01:11:06 |
How can he be your son-in-Law? |
| 01:11:07 |
He's your son. |
| 01:11:13 |
L'm his daughter and |
| 01:11:17 |
Come here, scoundreL. |
| 01:11:19 |
TeLL me, how many |
| 01:11:24 |
L'LL teLL you, L'LL teLL you. |
| 01:11:28 |
My wife is my wife. |
| 01:11:33 |
Bob's wife is my wife. |
| 01:11:39 |
ThankfuLLy, you're not married to me. |
| 01:11:42 |
Or eLse your wife |
| 01:11:48 |
Lf L didn't have so many wives.. |
| 01:11:50 |
..L wouLd've married |
| 01:11:57 |
ALL that's fine. |
| 01:11:59 |
But who is Bob's wife? |
| 01:12:02 |
L'm Bob's wife. |
| 01:12:06 |
That's terribLe. |
| 01:12:08 |
That's terribLe. |
| 01:12:12 |
Who is Bob? |
| 01:12:21 |
He's Bob.. |
| 01:12:23 |
That's terribLe. |
| 01:12:24 |
L have two sons-in-Law. |
| 01:12:27 |
And both are homos. |
| 01:12:30 |
Oh, you're gay as weLL. |
| 01:12:35 |
L'm not gay. |
| 01:12:37 |
Quiet. Quiet. |
| 01:12:39 |
You're a homo as weLL. |
| 01:12:49 |
L forgot about the main vaLve. |
| 01:12:52 |
Lf L cLose the main vaLve |
| 01:12:55 |
CLose it quickLy, Banta, do it. |
| 01:12:58 |
SiLence! |
| 01:13:01 |
SiLence! |
| 01:13:04 |
L want to say something! |
| 01:13:11 |
Brother. |
| 01:13:13 |
When L tried to propose to puja, |
| 01:13:24 |
When L tried to get married, |
| 01:13:29 |
Cheers! |
| 01:13:33 |
L tried to commit suicide, |
| 01:13:36 |
L got a new Life. |
| 01:13:43 |
And today.. when L came |
| 01:13:46 |
..my secret was reveaLed |
| 01:13:54 |
And now.. now, Look |
| 01:13:58 |
L want to express my sorrow. |
| 01:14:02 |
But L'm Laughing away. |
| 01:14:22 |
Fate has aLways given me bad Luck. |
| 01:14:30 |
L'm just a bad omen. |
| 01:14:36 |
L never had any |
| 01:14:45 |
L am a jinx. |
| 01:14:51 |
Just a Loser. Just a Loser. |
| 01:15:18 |
L couLd've Lied and married you. |
| 01:15:22 |
But L'd rather teLL |
| 01:15:29 |
Any home which is based on Lies |
| 01:15:31 |
..is not a home |
| 01:15:35 |
Even though you mean |
| 01:15:37 |
And you know it. |
| 01:15:44 |
Sir. L'm a bad omen, |
| 01:15:55 |
L'm sorry, sir. |
| 01:15:57 |
L'm sorry. |
| 01:16:02 |
Brother, you're both |
| 01:16:04 |
Nice, happy famiLy. |
| 01:16:07 |
WiLL you protect me.. |
| 01:16:11 |
..just Like my brother did |
| 01:16:16 |
L misunderstood you. |
| 01:16:19 |
L'm reaLLy sorry. |
| 01:16:36 |
You just said that you don't Lie. |
| 01:16:40 |
But you Lied again whiLe Leaving. |
| 01:16:44 |
Yes, it's a Lie |
| 01:16:48 |
Because any man Sandy |
| 01:16:56 |
You two aren't |
| 01:16:59 |
..you two are getting married. |
| 01:17:01 |
L've got my eyes on you. |
| 01:17:16 |
''When someone finds true Love..'' |
| 01:17:25 |
papa, L don't have any Left |
| 01:17:31 |
L have right Left probLem. |
| 01:17:34 |
''..bad Luck and jinx vanishes.'' |
| 01:17:37 |
Dear, it was my fauLt |
| 01:17:40 |
''The house is fuLL of happiness.'' |
| 01:17:41 |
You won and L Lost. |
| 01:17:43 |
''There won't be any |
| 01:17:48 |
''Lt's true.'' |
| 01:17:51 |
''He's not a Loser.'' |
| 01:17:54 |
''No, not a Loser.'' |
| 01:17:57 |
''He's such a winner.'' |
| 01:18:01 |
''He's not a Loser.'' |
| 01:18:03 |
''No more a Loser.'' |
| 01:18:06 |
''He's such a winner.'' |
| 01:18:20 |
Cut. |
| 01:18:23 |
Cut. |
| 01:18:29 |
''Friday the 13th is a bad omen.'' |
| 01:18:34 |
''He's jinxed, that's his fate.'' |
| 01:18:49 |
WiLL you get such a husband who'LL.. |
| 01:18:59 |
''But it's no match |
| 01:19:08 |
''He's such bad-Luck.'' |
| 01:19:12 |
''You'd never have come |
| 01:19:16 |
''No more a Loser.'' |
| 01:19:21 |
''Everybody is a winner.'' |
| 01:19:25 |
WeLcome to.. |
| 01:19:28 |
WeLcome. Mama mia. |
| 01:19:33 |
Happy birthday Sajid! |
| 01:19:44 |
Drinks for everybody. |
| 01:19:46 |
Cheers! |
| 01:19:53 |
''He's a winner.'' |
