How High

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00:00:08 ( hip-hop music playing )
00:00:12 ¶ hits from the bong ¶
00:00:17 ¶ hits from the bong ¶
00:00:23 ¶ hits from the bong ¶
00:00:28 ¶ hits from the bong ¶
00:00:29 ¶ pick it, pack it,
00:00:31 ¶ come along and take a hit
00:00:35 ¶ put the blunt down
00:00:37 ¶ don't get me wrong
00:00:39 ¶ inhale, exhale ¶
00:00:43 ¶ just got an ounce
00:00:45 ¶ I like a blunt
00:00:48 ¶ but my double-barreled bong
00:00:50 ¶ I'm skillin', there's water
00:00:54 ¶ hits from the bong ¶
00:00:56 ¶ gonna get high ¶
00:00:59 - ¶ hits from the bong ¶
00:01:03 ¶ let's smoke that bowl
00:01:05 ¶ and then take that finger
00:01:08 ¶ plug it, unplug it
00:01:11 ( loud knocking )
00:01:14 What the fuck
00:01:16 No disrespect, silas.
00:01:19 - What?
00:01:22 My dick won't
00:01:24 I think I got
00:01:28 Girl,
00:01:29 Wake your ass up.
00:01:32 Damn well
00:01:36 "crabs,"
00:01:38 "bad breath,"
00:01:40 "limp dick." ha!
00:01:43 Got that dough?
00:01:46 Will this make
00:01:49 No, but it'll make you forget
00:01:51 Don't stand at attention.
00:01:54 - Peace!
00:01:58 Oh, shit, mikey,
00:02:00 Hey, come on, silas,
00:02:02 I need something
00:02:05 Yeah, rehab, mouthwash,
00:02:08 Jeez.
00:02:09 I'm starting
00:02:13 That's 'cause you coming down
00:02:15 It's called reality, son.
00:02:18 Wait, wait, silas!
00:02:21 Man, ain't nothing wrong
00:02:23 ( loud crash )
00:02:27 There is now.
00:02:29 ( groans )
00:02:31 Fucking crackhead.
00:02:34 Now what?
00:02:36 - Oh, shit, ive.
00:02:38 ( laughs )
00:02:42 - What's up, nigger?
00:02:44 Ain't shit, you know.
00:02:47 You get my message
00:02:50 Yo, I wish I could, dog.
00:02:52 But I got this shorty
00:02:54 Met her on the internet.
00:02:56 This girl is banging.
00:02:58 Yo, we even exchanged
00:03:00 - Damn, this look like
00:03:03 And did your picture
00:03:05 Al b. Sure pubic patch
00:03:08 This just sprang up.
00:03:10 You know what
00:03:11 It's the mark
00:03:13 And your haircut game
00:03:15 Girlfriend see that,
00:03:18 This girl is different.
00:03:21 I'm going to let kev
00:03:24 I figured I'd get something
00:03:27 - Costner, huh?
00:03:29 - "dances with wolves."
00:03:32 That's a corny
00:03:34 You going to need
00:03:36 - Come on.
00:03:38 That's a four-hour-
00:03:41 Ooh, what is this?
00:03:43 - Huh?
00:03:45 - You shouldn't have.
00:03:49 - Man, let me just
00:03:52 - She wouldn't even
00:03:54 What you got for me?
00:03:56 Here you go.
00:03:57 - Oh, yeah.
00:03:59 Whoa!
00:04:03 - When are you getting
00:04:06 That's a natural
00:04:08 Come here, let me show you
00:04:10 Look right there?
00:04:12 That's a painkiller.
00:04:14 You see that?
00:04:15 This ain't shit,
00:04:18 Yeah, well, your shit is
00:04:22 If you took your head
00:04:23 And put 'em
00:04:25 You'd have that lab
00:04:27 Half those books
00:04:29 The other half lies.
00:04:32 I got to give pops
00:04:34 I'm hungrier
00:04:36 Hey, I'm hungrier
00:04:39 Who is you and what you
00:04:41 I went for
00:04:43 Whether you're black,
00:04:45 You'll love
00:04:48 - So what's in this stuff?
00:04:50 Wow, right on, then!
00:04:53 - There you go.
00:04:57 Man, what calling?
00:04:59 ¶ pork chops o'chunky ¶
00:05:01 ¶ tastes real good ¶
00:05:03 ¶ won't make you
00:05:06 You got an opportunity
00:05:08 That the drug companies
00:05:10 Let's put the power of healing
00:05:13 Whatever, man.
00:05:15 Is concentrate on getting
00:05:18 Into the hands
00:05:21 Don't worry about the ive.
00:05:23 - Woman: Hey, silas!
00:05:27 - Simple.
00:05:30 At least try
00:05:32 Working in a real lab,
00:05:35 Okay, ive,
00:05:37 - If you say so, bro'.
00:05:39 I'm out.
00:05:45 - Holler at me.
00:05:48 - What's up, ladies?
00:05:52 If anything happened to me,
00:05:55 And my hair caught on fire,
00:05:57 If my ex came after me
00:06:00 - I got your back!
00:06:03 - Peace!
00:06:05 You'd better take
00:06:08 Woman:
00:06:11 Good boy, my ass.
00:06:14 To pick him up
00:06:17 - Momma, they lying.
00:06:20 - They found the weed
00:06:22 Then what is this
00:06:26 Hello.
00:06:29 And this is where
00:06:32 Head.
00:06:39 Now, where did I go wrong
00:06:43 You going to have to take
00:06:45 And get into
00:06:47 Or I'm just cut you off
00:06:48 You are the first member
00:06:52 To go to college.
00:06:54 But six years
00:06:57 Is not what
00:06:58 - Both: Tell the truth.
00:07:01 I can put
00:07:03 Under my jesus,
00:07:05 Next to your brother's
00:07:09 And your sister's
00:07:11 Now don't disappoint me.
00:07:14 You weed smoking,
00:07:16 Just like your father.
00:07:19 Why you always
00:07:22 These bitches ain't nobody.
00:07:24 Now go warm me up
00:07:26 - Is that all, momma?
00:07:29 Is that all, momma?
00:07:32 ( knocking on door )
00:07:36 You the man.
00:07:40 - What's up, baby?
00:07:45 I didn't know
00:07:47 Brother just got
00:07:50 Where?
00:07:53 - What the hell is that?
00:07:56 It's the skidmark
00:07:59 Looks like he took a dump
00:08:02 - I don't think this is
00:08:04 Why are you doing this?
00:08:08 Nigger, you are a wolf.
00:08:11 Chocolate diva!
00:08:15 I'm taking you off
00:08:18 I hope you get a virus!
00:08:21 ( tires squealing )
00:08:23 Man:
00:08:26 Man #2:
00:08:28 Who's going to come
00:08:30 Who's going to cut
00:08:32 I know you don't expect
00:08:35 Shit remind me of slavery.
00:08:38 - ( laughing )
00:08:39 - Wh was that? Annie!
00:08:43 Only way I'm coming is
00:08:46 And then we all
00:08:48 - That voice, what was it?
00:08:51 She got some
00:08:54 Child:
00:08:57 Man #2:
00:08:59 Woman:
00:09:01 Ray:
00:09:03 - I told you.
00:09:06 - I did.
00:09:08 ( hip-hop music playing )
00:09:12 ( screaming )
00:09:13 Oh god! Oh!
00:09:25 Silas:
00:09:27 Look at you now.
00:09:29 Damn, ivory.
00:09:31 After all these years
00:09:33 Who would've thought
00:09:35 Would be your ass?
00:09:39 I'm going to be thinking
00:09:43 And if you're
00:09:45 You'll make sure I pass
00:09:48 Thanks, pops.
00:09:50 What's up with that joint?
00:09:53 Never mind.
00:09:56 Bald-ass
00:09:58 Stingy bastard.
00:10:01 Shit.
00:10:04 "early girl."
00:10:08 Ooh, ivory.
00:10:15 ( sniffs )
00:10:17 Damn, ivory!
00:10:20 I had no idea you could
00:10:23 Jeez.
00:10:29 Man:
00:10:33 Blunt o'clock, boy.
00:10:36 ( engine knocking )
00:10:45 Man, get the fuck
00:10:48 Look at this little ass bag
00:10:51 ( sniffs )
00:10:53 Yes, lord.
00:10:56 Oooh. Damn!
00:11:02 - ( flatulence )
00:11:06 Aw.
00:11:10 - ( air blowing )
00:11:12 Oh! Oh, shit!
00:11:17 No cigar? No!
00:11:20 Fuck, fuck! Bitch!
00:11:23 ( muffled cursing )
00:11:31 Got blunt?
00:11:34 Got weed?
00:11:38 That shit smell
00:11:40 Peace. Silas.
00:11:42 So you trying
00:11:43 To bring them
00:11:45 I figured if I study high,
00:11:48 - I'll get
00:11:51 - Right.
00:11:55 - Look at that car.
00:11:59 ( coughing )
00:12:07 ( gagging )
00:12:09 ( coughing )
00:12:14 Oh!
00:12:16 Yo...
00:12:19 - This is the shit.
00:12:22 - It's the shit.
00:12:24 - Goddamn.
00:12:27 - Oops.
00:12:31 I just gave it
00:12:33 Guy in the back?
00:12:36 - What's up, dog?
00:12:38 No, that's the ivory.
00:12:41 Ivory?! Oh, shit!
00:12:44 Yo, silas!
00:12:47 Word.
00:12:49 What the fuck
00:12:51 Ain't you supposed
00:12:53 I am dead.
00:12:56 Holy shit.
00:12:58 Ivory:
00:13:01 I know how you can
00:13:09 Ivory:
00:13:13 - Now, don't touch me.
00:13:16 What are you doing?
00:13:19 No, bro'.
00:13:21 People can only see me
00:13:24 I got all the answers.
00:13:27 Socrates, nietzsche,
00:13:29 Even the old dude
00:13:31 - That's bullshit.
00:13:33 Remember, I told you
00:13:34 Even if I got hit
00:13:36 Matter of fact, your ass didn't
00:13:38 ( screaming )
00:13:43 I made it!
00:13:45 I can't feel my legs,
00:13:52 ( horn honking,
00:13:56 - And you predicted
00:13:59 So what are
00:14:01 Are you going
00:14:03 Even better. I'm going to be
00:14:06 By the time I'm done with you,
00:14:12 Ow, shit.
00:14:15 He a ghost, man.
00:14:17 Cool.
00:14:20 I'm up here trying to put
00:14:23 We've never had anybody,
00:14:27 Get a perfect score.
00:14:29 We either have a one
00:14:32 Or a cheat.
00:14:34 - Damn!
00:14:37 You had two totally different
00:14:40 Congratulations.
00:14:42 To get you into any college
00:14:45 Yo, we still high
00:14:54 Cain, it's as simple as this.
00:14:57 The trustees are
00:14:59 About getting
00:15:02 - Excuse me?
00:15:04 The trustees seem
00:15:07 - How come we don't have
00:15:09 If we don't
00:15:12 What about upchuck amalu?
00:15:15 Why isn't
00:15:17 But it's breaking the bank
00:15:20 Dean, what about those
00:15:23 They made perfect scores
00:15:26 I saw those guys' pictures.
00:15:32 I don't care.
00:15:34 At reparations
00:15:36 We offer a cornucopia
00:15:39 And business opportunities
00:15:42 - Read from the brochure.
00:15:44 And learn hatred
00:15:46 In a relaxed campus
00:15:48 - Where classes range..."
00:15:50 - "hatred for
00:15:52 - "advanced hatred
00:15:54 - "volleyball."
00:15:56 You think you're all
00:15:58 Why don't you come
00:16:00 What it's really like
00:16:02 You work hard, you learn,
00:16:04 And then you can build
00:16:06 Next!
00:16:07 Taking a vow of celibacy...
00:16:09 - Next.
00:16:11 - Next.
00:16:12 Next!
00:16:13 Harvard?!
00:16:15 Ain't it a lot
00:16:17 Shit, I got to roll up
00:16:20 With test scores like these
00:16:23 But harvard, gentlemen,
00:16:26 - It's an institution.
00:16:29 In a real lab,
00:16:32 ( chuckling )
00:16:35 We have the finest
00:16:37 And a quality of life
00:16:40 Music, artists,
00:16:43 So, does it sound tempting?
00:16:47 A place where you can
00:16:50 - Sure, I'll fucks with ya.
00:16:53 - Is that good?
00:16:56 Then we'll fox
00:17:09 - Damn.
00:17:12 Silas:
00:17:16 If there's grass
00:17:19 Where the fuck is
00:17:21 Both:
00:17:25 - Hey!
00:17:28 - What the fuck was that?
00:17:32 If I could pull off six years
00:17:36 I know I could get
00:17:39 ( chuckles )
00:17:40 How much of that ivory
00:17:43 We limited, all right?
00:17:45 You know what I'm saying?
00:17:48 - What, no wake and bake?
00:17:55 Bart, remember those artifacts
00:17:58 I was right!
00:18:01 Great. Did you figure out
00:18:04 Dinner?
00:18:08 They look like
00:18:10 And if I can discover
00:18:12 It could be the greatest find
00:18:15 I loves ben franklin, girl,
00:18:18 Talk about his stinking ass
00:18:22 - Excuse me?
00:18:26 Well, my man,
00:18:29 See that statue right there?
00:18:32 That statue is in the likeness
00:18:35 So I'm guessing that
00:18:37 The financial aid office.
00:18:41 I've ever met anyone
00:18:44 All we did was come over
00:18:46 If we came over here
00:18:49 You wouldn't sound
00:18:52 My bad, bro'. We got off
00:18:55 - I'm bart.
00:18:57 My friend, this is crew,
00:19:00 You don't look like
00:19:03 The name's jamal,
00:19:06 Who are they?
00:19:08 It's rowing,
00:19:09 Well, bart-fart,
00:19:12 Yeah, I'm captain
00:19:14 - If you can do it,
00:19:17 This isn't
00:19:19 I trained all year round
00:19:21 To make number one
00:19:23 You about to be number two.
00:19:26 Practice starts tomorrow,
00:19:29 Fine. I don't mind
00:19:33 As dean of freshmen,
00:19:35 I have welcomed students
00:19:38 From korea, from rome,
00:19:42 Students enter harvard
00:19:45 With a variety of goals.
00:19:47 Excuse me?
00:19:50 - Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
00:19:53 As I was saying,
00:19:57 Harvard isn't for everyone.
00:20:00 Oh, shit.
00:20:03 That's what I'm
00:20:05 - We straight.
00:20:09 - As I was saying...
00:20:11 He probably been locked up
00:20:13 - And your ass put together.
00:20:16 That old, green, jimmy
00:20:18 - Get him!
00:20:22 - Get him!
00:20:26 You little richard pryor
00:20:29 Happening 'round the sides
00:20:32 You little sammy davis award
00:20:36 - Get him!
00:20:39 - Get him!
00:20:42 Gentlemen, if you don't mind,
00:20:46 I would like to continue.
00:20:48 - Excuse me.
00:20:52 Jamal:
00:20:57 Thank you for your...
00:21:00 We here at harvard
00:21:05 Fuck is this?
00:21:07 - That's toilet water.
00:21:09 It's a part of my pledge.
00:21:12 No. But do mind
00:21:14 'cause your breath smell
00:21:17 Isn't there
00:21:20 - Ooooh.
00:21:22 - Shark has fangs.
00:21:25 We probably
00:21:28 Can you guys just show
00:21:30 This class is fucking boring,
00:21:33 Excuse me,
00:21:34 With all due respect, sir,
00:21:36 ( all gasp )
00:21:38 No, sir, I'm not
00:21:41 - It's these guys.
00:21:44 - Did you just
00:21:47 - An idiot?!
00:21:50 - What did you say?
00:21:53 - This is not funny.
00:21:56 I think we've had enough
00:21:58 - I think you should leave.
00:22:02 This would never have
00:22:09 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:22:11 Better pull back
00:22:13 - Why?
00:22:16 Mphs?
00:22:19 50 bucks?
00:22:22 - Well...
00:22:24 It's a student citation.
00:22:27 You need to pay that
00:22:29 - That was uncalled for.
00:22:33 - You just earned
00:22:38 - ( horn honking )
00:22:41 Look who we have here.
00:22:44 Damn, this bike
00:22:46 Whoa, whoa,
00:22:48 Leave the bike alone.
00:22:51 And what is that stench?
00:22:53 ( sniffing )
00:22:55 That's my cologne.
00:22:57 I don't know what that is.
00:22:59 You better watch your mouths
00:23:02 I'm looking for the ecstasy.
00:23:05 Oh, yeah. I'm looking
00:23:08 - We looking
00:23:10 - What are you talking about?
00:23:13 - What are we talking about?
00:23:16 Either you're holding,
00:23:20 It's volunteer officer
00:23:22 And I am watching you.
00:23:24 Like a hawk.
00:23:27 Like a hawk!
00:23:29 Somebody needs a hug.
00:23:35 Don't worry, baby,
00:23:40 Oh, wow!
00:23:43 Welcome to lovell house.
00:23:46 And funky fresh always likes
00:23:51 R, professional student,
00:23:55 And professional player.
00:23:56 So what's mis yours,an's yours..
00:23:59 I've probably already had.
00:24:01 You and you and me,
00:24:04 Africa tan.
00:24:05 The original man
00:24:08 Whatever, nigger.
00:24:10 I believe in the fly club
00:24:13 I believe in the fly--
00:24:15 Do you have
00:24:17 This niggaz with attitude.
00:24:20 If you smart,
00:24:23 They think you cool.
00:24:25 ( rap music playing )
00:24:27 Why do you wear
00:24:29 These eggs are part
00:24:32 I am getting thousands
00:24:35 I'm going to be a part
00:24:36 - Hey!
00:24:38 Whassup, whassup?
00:24:39 - Oh god.
00:24:44 I am tuan,
00:24:47 I'm jamal,
00:24:50 Silas, entre-po-negro.
00:24:52 Jamal!
00:24:56 - You like?
00:24:58 I designed it myself.
00:25:01 - Bufu?
00:25:03 Please.
00:25:05 Fake-ass paul bunyan plaid,
00:25:08 Man, I'll fuck your ass up.
00:25:10 Okay, but if you two
00:25:12 Who's that?
00:25:14 That's "I need money."
00:25:19 Okay, but what's his name?
00:25:22 I need money.
00:25:28 Doesn't talk,
00:25:29 I need money?
00:25:32 When we first hooked up,
00:25:34 "I need money."
00:25:36 I said, "shit, me too."
00:25:39 And we started making it
00:25:41 - Where he staying?
00:25:44 Lovell house.
00:25:47 Right on the couch.
00:25:50 He's smoking in our room.
00:25:52 Just be cool,
00:25:56 - Stupid.
00:25:59 Nwa? Kid,
00:26:02 Yeah, I love
00:26:07 Nobody, I repeat nobody,
00:26:09 Drops the n-bomb
00:26:11 - Nobody.
00:26:13 Hey, I am
00:26:16 You east coast.
00:26:20 I'm from wisconsin.
00:26:22 Yo, fresh and funky.
00:26:24 Dean cain wants
00:26:26 Don't be late.
00:26:30 Gentlemen,
00:26:32 Has graduated countless
00:26:36 41 nobel laureates,
00:26:39 Hey, dean, where's
00:26:42 The chancellor was
00:26:44 So far, I only seen
00:26:47 Nerdy-ass looking
00:26:52 ( clock ticking )
00:27:01 You were dropping cheetos
00:27:04 On an original 18th century
00:27:06 Hand woven tapestry!
00:27:08 You mean this carpet?
00:27:10 This is out
00:27:13 I got this
00:27:15 I know the bitch
00:27:17 - You know wynena--
00:27:19 It means the world to me.
00:27:21 Now, as I was saying,
00:27:24 Here at harvard,
00:27:27 Any student
00:27:30 Must maintain at least
00:27:33 Or you will be expelled.
00:27:35 It's good to know
00:27:37 And don't you worry.
00:27:40 - We're all about good grades.
00:27:43 Hell motherf--
00:27:57 ¶ slam!
00:28:00 ¶ let the boyz be boyz ¶
00:28:02 ¶ slam!
00:28:05 ¶ let the boyz be boyz... ¶
00:28:07 - ( bubbling )
00:28:10 - Silas: Plants, dick!
00:28:15 Jamal, jamal,
00:28:17 Sleepyhead,
00:28:20 ( beeping )
00:28:25 I got something
00:28:29 ( loud dance music playing )
00:28:31 ¶ du ¶
00:28:32 ¶ du hast ¶
00:28:34 ¶ du hast mich... ¶
00:28:41 ( music continues loudly )
00:28:54 ¶ du ¶
00:28:56 ¶ du hast ¶
00:28:58 ¶ du hast mich ¶
00:29:00 ¶ du hast mich ¶
00:29:02 ¶ du hast mich gefragt ¶
00:29:04 ¶ du hast mich gesagt ¶
00:29:06 ¶ wilst du bis der
00:29:10 ¶ treu ihr sein fur
00:29:15 Come on, gentlemen!
00:29:20 Taxi!
00:29:26 Woo, what took
00:29:29 Coach, I've not lost
00:29:32 - I'm wondering
00:29:34 Man, fuck you!
00:29:36 Why is fucking dick butt-kiss
00:29:39 Dick butt-kiss?
00:29:42 Bart, I think you better
00:29:45 - But coach!
00:29:47 I don't think
00:29:49 You... Here.
00:29:51 Come here.
00:29:53 Come here.
00:29:57 Nice comeback
00:30:00 I wish I could've
00:30:02 His parents have been
00:30:04 Making my life a misery
00:30:07 But they give lots of money.
00:30:09 She has lousy perfume
00:30:12 You keep throwing
00:30:15 And you're going
00:30:19 And let that be
00:30:22 All right, rookies!
00:30:24 Get down!
00:30:28 Yo, yo, yo.
00:30:30 - Can I holler?
00:30:33 Man:
00:30:37 In the history
00:30:38 Has been largely
00:30:41 Of course, history is
00:30:42 The record
00:30:45 But the issue here is,
00:30:48 If it's snowflake,
00:30:52 Peckerwoods,
00:30:54 We got cleopatra
00:30:57 Jesus looks like
00:30:59 But if it's one
00:31:01 That's doing the recording
00:31:03 Yo, silas!
00:31:05 We might have moses
00:31:07 This fine black man
00:31:10 - ( professor continues )
00:31:13 Who invented
00:31:15 A black man.
00:31:17 What's up, dogs?
00:31:19 Yo, son, I'm sore
00:31:22 And you know what else?
00:31:24 To knock that bart character
00:31:26 Once again,
00:31:29 Can't this wait
00:31:31 You supposed
00:31:34 Black history? It look like
00:31:37 That was in here
00:31:39 - Shh!
00:31:42 See what I mean?
00:31:44 - That's right.
00:31:47 Mr. Moses, I expect you'll be
00:31:50 Quiz my ass.
00:31:53 That's some bullshit.
00:31:57 That's the kind of attitude
00:31:59 And where are you going?
00:32:02 We didn't land on plymouth rock.
00:32:06 Ooh, all right!
00:32:09 I'm glad someone's
00:32:11 I'm trying
00:32:13 Why don't you two walk out
00:32:16 Walk out on me.
00:32:18 You look like whitey,
00:32:21 Walk on out!
00:32:23 Get up and move!
00:32:25 Lynch me for what my people
00:32:28 ¶ stand up for your rights! ¶
00:32:42 Quietly )
00:32:44 Go, go, go, go.
00:32:47 Hey, what's up?
00:32:50 Ahh, stop!
00:32:52 ¶ bicycle, bicycle... ¶
00:32:55 - What's going on here?
00:32:59 Stop!
00:33:03 Not the hill,
00:33:05 Oh, god, no!
00:33:08 ¶ ...Bicycle, bicycle ¶
00:33:10 ¶ bicycle, bicycle,
00:33:14 Oh no!
00:33:17 My wheel!
00:33:19 - ( honks )
00:33:21 ( gerald whimpering )
00:33:23 Hey, you!
00:33:26 What?
00:33:36 That's not yours!
00:33:39 No, don't put him in--
00:33:48 Can anyone tell me
00:33:50 Bart?
00:33:52 Yeah, it's a hanging
00:33:55 It's indigenous
00:33:58 Yeah right, bart.
00:34:01 Or is that like below the?
00:34:04 Ye, bet on it.How 'bout ?
00:34:06 I got three of 'em.
00:34:07 And the survey says,
00:34:11 It's a neem plant,
00:34:13 Oui. Yes.
00:34:14 But how did
00:34:17 I had this nasty-ass
00:34:19 I put a little bit
00:34:21 It cleared it up in an hour.
00:34:23 That figures.
00:34:25 One thing it doesn't
00:34:27 Being a spoiled
00:34:29 Professor:
00:34:32 Something that...
00:34:36 And if you devise
00:34:39 I guarantee you
00:34:42 Okay, class dismissed.
00:34:45 - Thank you.
00:34:47 Woman:
00:34:50 I see still waters
00:34:52 Please believe.
00:34:56 You going to love me
00:34:57 Lauren, you might
00:35:00 And get it
00:35:02 - What?
00:35:04 How you're starting to see bart
00:35:06 And eventually you're going
00:35:09 Holler.
00:35:17 Professor:
00:35:19 We will discuss how women are
00:35:22 While the masculine bastards
00:35:24 Exploit women's ideas
00:35:27 Then take all the credit.
00:35:29 Jamal?
00:35:32 You have
00:35:34 Penis.
00:35:37 Yes, I do.
00:35:40 ¶ and I'm gonna kiss you,
00:35:44 ¶ ride you, feel you
00:35:48 - Hell yeah.
00:35:50 So you're playing
00:35:53 - Ma?
00:35:56 Ah! Ah! Damn, ma!
00:36:05 - Silas: You high yet?
00:36:08 - Where the hell is he?
00:36:12 Maybe I ain't hit it
00:36:14 What are you doing?
00:36:18 Oh, shit.
00:36:21 ( chuckling
00:36:23 I hate it
00:36:24 I love doing that.
00:36:26 What took you so long?
00:36:28 Biggie and pac, man.
00:36:31 Open bar all night!
00:36:32 Everything was cool
00:36:37 - Marvin gaye?
00:36:39 - We got a test
00:36:42 What that got to do with me?
00:36:45 - I know you studied for it.
00:36:48 - Come on.
00:36:51 And you just throwing it away?
00:36:54 - Come on, ive.
00:36:56 Ive! Don't play! Ive!
00:36:59 - Talk to your boy.
00:37:02 - Damn all that!
00:37:04 Whassup?!
00:37:09 - This is bullshit.
00:37:11 You know you my boy.
00:37:14 "c," silas.
00:37:16 1863. That's "b."
00:37:19 J, what are you doing?
00:37:22 - "b?"
00:37:24 You just told me
00:37:26 "a." french.
00:37:29 ( women moaning
00:37:41 Goddamn virgins.
00:37:45 I ain't seen a stitch of pussy
00:37:48 The chickens are not
00:37:55 You've come
00:37:57 I've been an undergrad
00:37:59 I know everythinthere is
00:38:02 Silas:
00:38:04 Damn, kid.
00:38:07 A drop in the bucket, sucka.
00:38:09 I remain here
00:38:11 Of hooking up
00:38:14 Short ones, tall ones,
00:38:16 Skinny ones, chunky ones.
00:38:18 I love me a fat chick, man.
00:38:21 More cushion
00:38:24 Yes. I want to boldly go
00:38:28 I'm an explorer.
00:38:29 I see you are very much liking
00:38:34 That shit on your lip
00:38:37 Is that why no puff-puff?
00:38:39 Pass the dutchie,
00:38:40 This is nothing.
00:38:43 Yeah, whatever.
00:38:44 We need to start
00:38:47 Woman:
00:38:50 Molly: Oh my,
00:38:54 - He is quite attractive.
00:38:57 I think there's some freak
00:39:02 - Yeah.
00:39:03 Ooh. Don't get
00:39:07 We've never done
00:39:10 - Virgins?
00:39:12 - No, you're not.
00:39:14 - Nah, nah.
00:39:16 Jamal and silas:
00:39:19 Both girls:
00:39:21 Jamal and silas:
00:39:23 Both girls:
00:39:27 ( grunting, moaning )
00:39:32 ¶ why do good girls
00:39:35 Bro', you got
00:39:37 ¶ hey, yo, boo, why do
00:39:39 ¶ knowing that bad guys
00:39:42 ¶ and why do dog niggers
00:39:44 ¶ sometimes you want more
00:39:46 ¶ hey yo, who would ever think
00:39:50 - Histo-ray! - Got a "a plus.
00:39:54 Oooh, ooh.
00:39:59 Jamal:
00:40:01 That's the vice president's
00:40:03 As in vice president
00:40:05 What? Jamal,
00:40:07 Them girls only know
00:40:08 Stop, no, and don't.
00:40:10 Uh-uh, my brother.
00:40:13 They always tell me,
00:40:15 - Excuse me.
00:40:19 Whoo-whee, I'm taking
00:40:24 ¶ she's got
00:40:26 - Damn!
00:40:29 ¶ long black pretty legs ¶
00:40:31 ¶ and she walks
00:40:34 ¶ hypnotic eyes
00:40:38 ¶ she not only wants
00:40:40 ¶ she wants your life
00:40:43 ¶ don't give your lov
00:40:46 ¶ 'cause she's the sister
00:40:50 Sorry, sir,
00:40:53 I ain't calling.
00:40:56 Cedric,
00:40:58 Whoo-whee!
00:41:03 - What's your name?
00:41:05 You ever been
00:41:07 Uh... No.
00:41:09 Ever busted up
00:41:11 - Then slapped her
00:41:14 You ain't my type.
00:41:16 Wait a minute, wait, wait!
00:41:18 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:19 I once got arrested
00:41:23 But my mother
00:41:25 It's not a felony,
00:41:29 ( panting )
00:41:37 - Yo.
00:41:39 Shit, I didn't mean
00:41:41 - I'm--
00:41:42 Sure, come on in.
00:41:44 Let me...
00:41:48 There you go.
00:41:50 Thank you.
00:41:56 You'll have
00:41:58 I've got a lot of artifacts
00:42:01 What's this shit?
00:42:04 - Looks old.
00:42:06 It's over 200 years old.
00:42:08 I, um, sort of
00:42:11 You discovered
00:42:13 You're a straight up
00:42:17 Well, I don't know
00:42:19 Um... I do know
00:42:22 Don't know
00:42:23 But I was thinking
00:42:25 Like this old
00:42:28 Or a telescope.
00:42:30 Whatever it is,
00:42:33 Let me ask you
00:42:35 Yeah.
00:42:37 How'd you hook up
00:42:40 I've known bart
00:42:42 And if it weren't
00:42:45 I probably wouldn't
00:42:47 Well, isn't that
00:42:51 ( chattering )
00:42:57 - Ah-ha!
00:42:59 Bart, honey.
00:43:01 You are
00:43:02 Because I've just
00:43:05 - Studying?
00:43:07 I didn't know the two of you
00:43:09 Alone...
00:43:11 With the lights dim...
00:43:12 Drinking beer?!
00:43:15 Look silas,
00:43:17 You're trying
00:43:21 Whatever, bartkowski.
00:43:23 I was just admiring
00:43:28 Well, I guess
00:43:31 This is a part
00:43:32 Your girl is doing
00:43:34 - You need to recognize.
00:43:37 Listen, I'm out.
00:43:39 Maybe next time
00:43:42 - Peace.
00:43:45 Okay? So, why don't
00:43:47 To say goodbye now
00:43:50 Well, mr. Civilized,
00:43:52 Peace can also be used
00:43:54 As a request, greeting,
00:43:57 So, try to find another way
00:44:00 If you don't know
00:44:02 Peace.
00:44:06 Okay, bart!
00:44:09 God, can I get my stuff?
00:44:12 Sheesh.
00:44:15 ( disguised voice )
00:44:17 It was near
00:44:19 I think they said
00:44:21 Tick-tocky, blow-upy,
00:44:25 Pipebomb thing--
00:44:26 Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:29 Thank you.
00:44:31 All righty. Bye.
00:44:35 ( police siren blaring )
00:44:40 Dooster principle,
00:44:44 Mm-hmm.
00:44:49 Jamal:
00:44:57 Lasso, boys.
00:45:02 Yee-hah!
00:45:07 Timber!
00:45:11 That statue
00:45:13 It means everything
00:45:15 Will you stop your damn
00:45:17 Buck up, bart.
00:45:19 Buck up!
00:45:21 Yo, do you think
00:45:23 We stole
00:45:24 Silas:
00:45:26 Oh, my god!
00:45:28 You guys stole
00:45:29 They do what?
00:45:31 Fellas, I think
00:45:32 We all sat down
00:45:34 No, no.
00:45:35 I have a pledge meeting
00:45:37 And I still haven't
00:45:39 God, I just don't
00:45:41 There's a lot
00:45:43 Your ass
00:45:44 Yeah, like pussy
00:45:49 I heard that.
00:45:54 See, the system is geared
00:45:57 To put most of the wealth
00:46:00 The rich weapons,
00:46:02 Yeah, for sure, nigger.
00:46:04 - Yeah, for sure.
00:46:07 I'm a' learned you,
00:46:08 I'm a' learned ya.
00:46:11 Dwarves, midgets,
00:46:14 Motherfuckin' unicorns--
00:46:16 Them motherfuckers
00:46:17 A black man make it.
00:46:19 - Yeah.
00:46:21 - For sure.
00:46:23 And I'll tell you
00:46:35 For sure.
00:46:44 Word up,
00:46:46 You're just in time
00:46:47 Young mc.
00:46:49 Bart, you know,
00:46:52 You ain't gonna be laughing
00:46:54 Jamal.
00:46:55 Bart, I've decided
00:46:57 Are my two best athletes,
00:46:59 I want you up against yale.
00:47:01 You can't just change
00:47:03 - That's against the rules!
00:47:05 Do you guys care
00:47:07 - No.
00:47:09 ( cheering )
00:47:13 Announcer:
00:47:14 Get set...
00:47:17 And they're of
00:47:21 What are you doing,
00:47:24 Paddle like a man!
00:47:26 Shoot the j.
00:47:28 Announcer:
00:47:31 Jamal, what's your ass doing
00:47:35 You're supposed to be
00:47:36 Who the hell is that woman
00:47:38 - I don't know.
00:47:40 You been smoking
00:47:43 Bart:
00:47:44 I guess you might
00:47:46 And live with me.
00:47:47 Oh hell, no!
00:47:49 - Did you cuss at me?
00:47:54 Yes, dean cain.
00:47:55 Am I to believe
00:47:57 Jamal and silas
00:48:06 I'll call you back.
00:48:09 Coach:
00:48:10 How you doing?
00:48:14 I see you checking out
00:48:16 - It's pretty tight, right?
00:48:18 - It's rather baggy.
00:48:19 It's phat, it's dope,
00:48:21 Bill, what has happened
00:48:23 Sit down and take off
00:48:25 All righty.
00:48:28 Tell me,
00:48:30 Fine. Very well.
00:48:32 Now listen,
00:48:36 And it won't look good
00:48:39 With someone
00:48:40 Isn't jaime a freshman?
00:48:43 All right,
00:48:45 To tell jamal
00:48:46 He'll just tell me,
00:48:48 Fuck you. Fuck you.
00:48:51 Point well taken.
00:48:52 I need you to help me
00:48:55 That jamal
00:48:57 Oh, I see now.
00:48:59 Yes, it's all good.
00:49:01 Yeah, I'll go holler
00:49:05 Bill, bill.
00:49:07 Did you
00:49:09 Word.
00:49:12 Word?
00:49:14 Stroke, smoke,
00:49:17 Stroke, smoke,
00:49:19 Stroke, smoke,
00:49:21 Stroke, smoke,
00:49:24 Stroke, smoke--
00:49:26 If dean cain think he can
00:49:29 He got another
00:49:31 - What an asshole.
00:49:34 I owe you.
00:49:35 - Ooh.
00:49:37 Me and you cannot
00:49:41 No more dating,
00:49:43 None of that!
00:49:45 Yes, it's probably better
00:49:47 If we stop seeing each other
00:49:49 For the sake
00:49:52 If he lost the election
00:49:55 Gosh-golly,
00:49:57 That would be
00:50:01 I don't think
00:50:03 But baby,
00:50:05 If you went to school
00:50:10 Jamal:
00:50:13 This guy's a real asshole.
00:50:16 Jeff:
00:50:17 I can't do it,
00:50:19 If you don't bring
00:50:21 We got work to do
00:50:23 Come on.
00:50:40 Aren't you worried
00:50:42 For this?
00:50:49 ( bird-call )
00:50:56 What happen to bird?
00:50:58 Crazy shit, all right.
00:51:00 And it will be everywhere.
00:51:03 With that
00:51:05 - Yeah.
00:51:09 ( yelling, laughing )
00:51:37 And as for you two,
00:51:40 Ever since you arrived
00:51:42 There's been several mishaps.
00:51:44 Now, my instincts
00:51:46 But I can't prove it.
00:51:49 But I know
00:51:51 Pretty soon you're going
00:51:53 And then I'll be able
00:51:55 To your miserable
00:52:04 What the hell
00:52:06 Bufu!
00:52:08 Bufu?
00:52:09 By us, fuck you.
00:52:13 Get out!
00:52:16 By us, fuck you.
00:52:19 Jamal:
00:52:21 Wait till harvard
00:52:24 Silas:
00:52:26 He gonna be mad
00:52:28 What the fuck
00:52:30 We got the ivory,
00:52:32 We got this
00:52:38 They look like
00:52:40 They kinda cute.
00:52:41 Girl, we gonna
00:52:46 - How you doing?
00:52:50 - End-table ass!
00:52:53 Where the party at?
00:52:55 We having a party.
00:52:57 Costume party
00:53:00 - Ooh.
00:53:02 Please, bring your ass
00:53:05 We want all the hos
00:53:07 Wait a minute.
00:53:09 I meant that
00:53:11 - Oh.
00:53:13 Here. Now, bring all
00:53:15 There you go.
00:53:17 Y'all gonna pay us, right?
00:53:21 I don't hear nothing.
00:53:23 Yo, we got dough.
00:53:24 Yeah, yeah.
00:53:26 If not, our best friends
00:53:27 And if not,
00:53:29 Okay, yeah.
00:53:32 Ass, titties, ballers.
00:53:34 Ballers, girl!
00:53:36 - Okay, all right.
00:53:41 Both:
00:53:43 Popcorn player.
00:53:49 Silas:
00:53:52 Guess who used
00:53:56 Oh, dean cain.
00:53:59 Like a polar bear.
00:54:00 But I got a recipe
00:54:02 Some ghetto back
00:54:05 Got some more beer.
00:54:07 What did you do
00:54:10 Oh, oh.
00:54:12 They put me
00:54:13 And shoved me down
00:54:15 Thank god I fell out
00:54:17 What the fuck are you doing?
00:54:19 You're not supposed
00:54:22 Why are you always
00:54:24 Man, shut up before
00:54:26 You know,
00:54:28 We should be able
00:54:29 Not resort
00:54:31 How you gonna talk
00:54:33 - Fine! Fine!
00:54:34 You want a piece of this?
00:54:36 I'll show you some violence!
00:54:39 Ow, ow, ow,
00:54:42 Oh, god!
00:54:44 Now, go to time-out.
00:54:47 Go to your room.
00:54:55 ( doorbell rings )
00:54:57 I wonder
00:55:00 Oh, my goodness.
00:55:02 Honey, look at this.
00:55:04 I wonder who these
00:55:08 "dear carl,
00:55:11 Love, mrs. Ray."
00:55:13 It's my old school mum!
00:55:15 I haven't heard
00:55:17 Oh, how sweet.
00:55:19 She knows
00:55:24 Mmm.
00:55:26 Better than mine?
00:55:28 Darling, I don't remember
00:55:30 You're right.
00:55:31 Hurry up, you're going
00:55:33 You know how I hate
00:55:35 - Hurry, hurry, hurry.
00:55:36 I'll take these upstairs.
00:55:40 I'll have another.
00:55:41 They're great.
00:55:42 Throw me a beer,
00:55:49 Whoo!
00:55:55 Lovell house!
00:55:56 ( loud burp )
00:56:01 Cypress hill.
00:56:03 What's up, man?
00:56:05 - How was the trip?
00:56:07 I see muggs
00:56:09 So I brought my man,
00:56:10 - Is he any good?
00:56:12 He speak with his hands.
00:56:14 - Right, right, right.
00:56:16 - ( record scratches )
00:56:18 T fuck up tonight,
00:56:25 Hey, what the fuck
00:56:32 It's gonna be a long night.
00:56:36 - Carl.
00:56:38 - How are you?
00:56:40 You know miss janowitz
00:56:42 And miss lovell
00:56:44 - You know my wife, sheila.
00:56:47 I thought you brought
00:56:49 - You look lovely.
00:56:52 Yeah, the bitch is fine,
00:56:53 What?
00:56:55 Dear, can you at least
00:56:57 You're embarrassing me.
00:56:59 And will you loosen up?
00:57:01 Stiff?
00:57:03 This party is stiff.
00:57:06 Excuse me,
00:57:08 Can you put this
00:57:09 Your-- your butt
00:57:13 What?
00:57:15 What a jerk!
00:57:19 Philip:
00:57:21 Some lobster bisque
00:57:23 I got the munchies
00:57:25 Hold this, baby.
00:57:27 He seems unusual tonight.
00:57:29 He's dehydrated.
00:57:34 - Dance.
00:57:38 Yo, baby,
00:57:39 Yo, yo, yo, dj?!
00:57:41 Hit me!
00:57:44 ( hip-hop playing )
00:57:52 Come here, girl!
00:57:56 Go, dean!
00:58:14 See, I told you
00:58:16 There go the two big ballers
00:58:22 - You two stay put.
00:58:25 Hey, hey, hey...
00:58:28 Yo, j, yo, t.
00:58:31 See those two fine-ass
00:58:34 Don't you wish
00:58:36 And they came over here
00:58:38 "we want to run
00:58:40 With y'all two."
00:58:42 - Oh, yeah.
00:58:44 Okay, you and you.
00:58:46 We want to run a dick-sucking
00:58:51 Tuan:
00:58:52 I'm not that good at it.
00:58:54 Oh, baby, I ain't laughing.
00:58:56 I'm gonna make you mine.
00:58:58 Smells good.
00:59:00 Ty boy looki
00:59:03 Hey, don't be scared.
00:59:05 It's only pussy.
00:59:08 Don't be scared.
00:59:10 I got two inches
00:59:14 I'll work with you, baby.
00:59:21 Powder:
00:59:23 Place, lovell house.
00:59:25 - It is Friday.
00:59:28 These bitches better be
00:59:30 Hella back is
00:59:32 - Right, right.
00:59:34 The bitch better be
00:59:36 Please don't cuss.
00:59:38 To listen to the word.
00:59:40 - What did I say?
00:59:42 And "bitch" ain't
00:59:45 I know, bitch!
00:59:46 So drive
00:59:48 And you the assistant pimp.
00:59:51 You ain't even
00:59:52 You're supposed to co-signing
00:59:55 You want to lose your job?
00:59:57 Now let's practice it.
00:59:59 - Where's my bitches?
01:00:01 You got to say it together.
01:00:04 - Where my bitches?
01:00:06 Okay, check this out.
01:00:07 Where my--
01:00:10 What about your employees?
01:00:16 Great ass!
01:00:19 ¶ bounce up just
01:00:21 ¶ think you got endo,
01:00:23 ¶ spittin' on the track
01:00:25 ¶ holdin' up a fat
01:00:26 ¶ or cds, we be
01:00:28 ¶ spread it on the arm,
01:00:30 ¶ look who it is,
01:00:31 ¶ smokin' assassin
01:00:33 ¶ d.J. T.
01:00:34 Crowd:
01:00:43 - Silas, hi.
01:00:46 Let me ask you
01:00:47 Now, don't laugh.
01:00:49 But, um...
01:00:50 Does my ass
01:00:53 No, I say put another one
01:00:55 I'll slap both them
01:00:57 Badow! Badow!
01:01:00 Here, peer pressure.
01:01:03 - Let me holler at you.
01:01:06 Oh, that's my song.
01:01:10 Ooh, what's this?
01:01:12 Ooh, you got
01:01:15 I--
01:01:16 I have to go prepare.
01:01:18 You ain't got
01:01:21 Except climb out
01:01:23 And climb
01:01:25 You have to appreciate
01:01:28 - Of english language.
01:01:30 Give me that chinese
01:01:32 Tuan:
01:01:35 ¶ rhymes we kick
01:01:36 ¶ get you vatos
01:01:38 ¶ and sing along
01:01:40 ¶ had you chokin'
01:01:42 ¶ cypress hill and weed,
01:01:44 ¶ keep you smokin'
01:01:45 Let it be something
01:01:47 And I'd better be
01:01:51 Yeah, I hear you
01:01:53 Damn, you hogging
01:01:55 I'm sorry.
01:01:58 I must be buzzed,
01:02:02 You know,
01:02:06 I'm not that much
01:02:08 I did do it once
01:02:13 What about you?
01:02:14 We all have secrets.
01:02:16 Well, if you act right,
01:02:18 I might just let you
01:02:20 Whatever.
01:02:22 But I ain't saying shit
01:02:24 Who said this was a date?
01:02:27 You smoked my weed,
01:02:29 And we almost kissed,
01:02:30 - We did not.
01:02:32 - We did not.
01:02:41 Oh, my bad.
01:02:44 I can't help it, though.
01:02:46 You know what?
01:02:48 Look at them things.
01:02:50 I'm gonna tell you something.
01:02:53 It came from a family trait.
01:02:54 My grandaddy was a pimp.
01:02:56 My great-great-great
01:02:59 I'm talking about pimpin'
01:03:01 Since been pimpin'.
01:03:02 - It's in your bloodline.
01:03:04 - And you will never be that.
01:03:07 Because you was born,
01:03:09 In your family
01:03:11 Assistant pimp?
01:03:14 I thought you was the one
01:03:16 If it had not been
01:03:18 I wouldn't have not
01:03:19 Had a bitch come
01:03:21 - Not now, never?
01:03:23 Nobody say that now,
01:03:25 Not a now, notha bitch.
01:03:27 And I still don't know
01:03:29 But it sound good.
01:03:30 Now notha means,
01:03:32 "don't get a now nothin'."
01:03:34 - A now nothin'.
01:03:38 Man, shut the fuck up
01:03:39 I apologize, father.
01:03:41 ¶ y'all gonna make me
01:03:44 ¶ up in here,
01:03:46 ¶ y'all gonna make me
01:03:48 ¶ up in here,
01:03:51 ¶ y'all gonna make me
01:03:53 ¶ up in here,
01:03:56 ¶ y'all gonna make me
01:04:00 Raging party
01:04:16 What's this?
01:04:24 Sterilize hands tonight.
01:04:26 Sterilize hands tonight
01:04:38 What do we have here?
01:04:41 Nothing.
01:04:44 Ah-ha!
01:04:48 Multi-socket
01:04:51 This is against campus
01:04:53 Section 1743:
01:04:55 "thou shall not allow
01:04:57 Use in dorm rooms.
01:05:00 The extension cords themselves
01:05:02 In the most flammable
01:05:04 And are producing
01:05:06 It could cause an ignition
01:05:10 ¶ I smack him with my dick
01:05:13 ¶ y'all niggaz is characters,
01:05:15 ¶ what's gonna be the outcome?
01:05:17 ¶ you wack, you're twisted,
01:05:19 ¶ you're broke,
01:05:20 I'll be damned.
01:05:23 It's--
01:05:25 This a baby.
01:05:27 ( mimics cry )
01:05:35 This ain't
01:05:37 What kind of shit
01:05:39 I need to get her home.
01:05:41 - ( mimicking cry )
01:05:43 - Come on.
01:05:45 ¶ y'all gonna make me
01:05:47 ¶ up in here,
01:05:50 Where them motherfuckin'
01:05:52 Man, it smell like--
01:05:54 Look at that,
01:05:56 Hey, little bitty bitch.
01:05:58 You little bitch,
01:06:01 - Where's my bitches?
01:06:05 Yo, what's up,
01:06:07 - Where's my bitches at?
01:06:08 You got
01:06:10 But those outfits
01:06:12 What's wrong
01:06:13 Homie, puh-lease!
01:06:16 If you pimp,
01:06:20 You know you're fucked up,
01:06:22 - Come on with it.
01:06:26 You changing diapers?
01:06:45 ( coughing )
01:07:01 ( screaming )
01:07:06 What the fuck
01:07:08 - What you all
01:07:10 We already got pussy here.
01:07:12 I'm about to knock you
01:07:14 I'm gonna do
01:07:29 Where you going?
01:07:31 You got to stay!
01:07:33 A party ain't
01:07:35 You smelly little mother--
01:07:39 Plus, there's no room
01:07:42 I'll be back
01:07:46 You ain't
01:07:48 Cops!
01:07:51 Somebody owes me
01:07:53 Of flat-back fuckin'
01:08:04 This is exhilarating.
01:08:06 Megan and I have never done
01:08:09 - We're virgins.
01:08:11 Molly and I are
01:08:15 - Do you have any?
01:08:17 Hell, no!
01:08:19 And let me
01:08:20 While in this car,
01:08:22 - Tell 'em, powder.
01:08:24 Not pussy!
01:08:27 You think it's funny, bitch?!
01:08:30 I've been on
01:08:32 "price is right--"
01:08:33 - Come on with it.
01:08:35 Y'all rather piss off
01:08:37 Oh, it's funny.
01:08:39 Bring your face
01:08:42 Pay that st!
01:08:46 Wow.
01:08:47 Ooh.
01:08:50 Jamal:
01:08:53 - We'll just get some more.
01:08:55 All of ivory's ashes
01:08:57 Now, come on,
01:08:59 What this dean
01:09:01 He probably gonna
01:09:03 Man, that party
01:09:09 Yeah, it did get
01:09:11 Know what I'm saying?
01:09:13 Sex novelties, obscenity,
01:09:15 Fighting, indecent exposure,
01:09:18 Rock bands without a permit.
01:09:22 Welcome, gentlemen,
01:09:26 Damn, who gonna be
01:09:28 How charmingly ghetto.
01:09:32 You're dismissed.
01:09:38 We ain't got no ivory,
01:09:40 We're about to get kicked
01:09:43 And what the fuck
01:09:46 I'm working on
01:09:48 Why you got to sound
01:09:50 - "belligerent"?
01:09:52 As in abusive
01:09:57 You keep on using them
01:09:59 And your ghetto pass
01:10:02 Why don't you go
01:10:04 If I get this shit right,
01:10:06 I'll get an "a"
01:10:07 - Ah, motherfucker.
01:10:11 I used to love watching
01:10:14 We used to have
01:10:17 ( gurgling )
01:10:21 Aaah!
01:10:24 God, this shit is nasty.
01:10:26 Aaah!
01:10:28 - What the fuck is tha
01:10:31 I'm going to have
01:10:33 Me hungry.
01:10:36 I say we burn them books,
01:10:39 Find us a smart dead guy,
01:10:42 And smoke
01:10:44 We sit down, blaze up,
01:10:46 Hit the books
01:10:49 We got this.
01:10:51 I'm telling you,
01:10:55 Woo hoo hoo hoo.
01:10:56 That's what I'm
01:10:58 Light that shit up.
01:11:03 Hit them books, toonie.
01:11:10 ( coughs )
01:11:11 ( rap music playing )
01:11:26 ( screaming )
01:11:40 Jamal:
01:11:42 See what I'm saying?
01:11:44 We are fucked.
01:11:46 How did I fail
01:11:50 I love bitches!
01:11:55 What are we doing?
01:11:57 Looking for a smart
01:12:01 Well, guys. Hey!
01:12:04 He's a president.
01:12:08 Yeah, he should know
01:12:10 Answers?
01:12:13 Oh, no, no, no, no!
01:12:15 You can't dig up
01:12:17 You guys don't think
01:12:20 Huh?
01:12:22 You guys are fucked up!
01:12:27 - ( screams )
01:12:30 - ( gagging, coughing )
01:12:33 Stop acting like
01:12:35 - Shit.
01:12:38 What the fuck
01:12:41 Get the body, man.
01:12:43 Jamal:
01:12:46 Asshole.
01:12:49 Silas:
01:12:50 Jeff:
01:12:53 Silas:
01:12:55 Come on, come on,
01:13:00 Oh my god, it's so--
01:13:06 Fly!
01:13:08 Go fly!
01:13:09 Yo, silas!
01:13:11 - ( screams )
01:13:13 Who are you?
01:13:16 - Relax! Relax!
01:13:19 Yo, what the fuck
01:13:22 Fuck you think
01:13:24 We gonna smoke his ass,
01:13:27 Wait a minute.
01:13:28 Didn't you put
01:13:30 Before you grew
01:13:32 We ain't got no time
01:13:34 We got to grind him now.
01:13:36 No, no, no, no.
01:13:39 - ( jeff whimpers )
01:13:41 What the fuck
01:13:43 You want to stay
01:13:45 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:13:48 I need money,
01:13:50 Or money on him
01:13:52 Fuck all that!
01:13:55 - ( all screaming )
01:13:59 ( gags )
01:14:01 Get the arm!
01:14:04 Y'all calm down!
01:14:05 - Calm down!
01:14:08 - ( screaming, whimpering )
01:14:11 - ( sobbing )
01:14:16 ( screaming )
01:14:22 ( groans )
01:14:28 ( whimpering )
01:14:31 ( coughs, gags )
01:14:34 This shit's not working.
01:14:38 Hey, what up, bro's?
01:14:41 I didn't know that you guys
01:14:43 I saved your plant.
01:14:45 What did you do to it?
01:14:49 This is a special plant.
01:14:50 I know.
01:14:52 - You stole our plant!
01:14:55 Yo, silas, this idiot
01:14:58 You're gonna have
01:15:00 Damn, they can't
01:15:02 - Tell 'em!
01:15:04 So I caught them.
01:15:08 - Like more of the plant?
01:15:11 Hoggin' all
01:15:14 ( blows raspberry )
01:15:16 - Wait, ivory here?
01:15:18 - Ivory: Repeat after me.
01:15:20 - Yo, dog!
01:15:21 - Dog!
01:15:23 - You idiot!
01:15:25 - Shit, I'm disappearing.
01:15:27 - What?
01:15:28 - What?
01:15:33 Silas:
01:15:35 I have some
01:15:38 - How'd you get that?
01:15:41 Why don't you just place them
01:15:43 Well, well, well.
01:15:45 Never thought I'd find
01:15:50 Ghetto asses?
01:15:52 Oh, did I say that?
01:15:53 It must be the effects
01:15:57 They must still
01:16:00 Lauren, how's
01:16:02 Fine.
01:16:05 I'm going to check
01:16:08 ( whispering )
01:16:10 Yo, dean, why you got
01:16:12 Oh, yes, I'm a hater.
01:16:14 I hate pot-smoking punks
01:16:17 Should just be
01:16:19 You two are an absolute
01:16:22 Yo, dean, man.
01:16:25 Oh, these?
01:16:26 These are invitations
01:16:29 In which the vice president
01:16:31 And lauren will be
01:16:33 Her benjamin franklin
01:16:35 - Ah.
01:16:37 Those that pass
01:16:39 - For real?
01:16:42 You'll fail, and then I'll
01:16:44 And out of harvard.
01:16:46 ( chuckles )
01:16:49 Fuck!
01:16:51 I'm trying to do my thing.
01:16:54 Baby powder, when you gonna
01:16:56 - I got a $25 money order--
01:16:59 - Money order?
01:17:01 Both:
01:17:03 - Come on with it.
01:17:05 Oh! If it ain't
01:17:07 No, no, powder,
01:17:10 Hey, what you
01:17:12 - Wu-tang.
01:17:14 ¶ wu-tang,
01:17:16 ( both singing )
01:17:18 I-- we don't listen
01:17:20 - We do this little trip.
01:17:23 - You guys!
01:17:24 - Powder, you a genius.
01:17:26 I'm gonna round them
01:17:29 - You understand me pimpin'?
01:17:32 Let's not get ig'nant.
01:17:35 - No, I come for your girls.
01:17:38 You're gonna come back
01:17:42 - You can't hold me back!
01:17:45 Let me get
01:17:47 Let me get my blade out.
01:17:48 ( karate yell )
01:17:49 - Ooh, shit!
01:17:51 Man, it was two egg rolls.
01:17:56 - ( car alarm ringing )
01:18:00 Who the bitch now, bitch?
01:18:02 Bee-atch!
01:18:03 I need to slap
01:18:07 Pimps go through
01:18:11 ( chuckling )
01:18:14 ( phone rings )
01:18:16 Yes, dean cain here.
01:18:18 Yes, I did receive them.
01:18:21 I was just going over
01:18:25 And I see they're all f's.
01:18:27 Yes, I agree.
01:18:29 Very sad.
01:18:32 Yes. Well,
01:18:34 I'll speak to you later.
01:18:38 Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:18:43 Tuan: Hey!
01:18:47 Dean cain expects us
01:18:50 It went that bad
01:18:52 Kid lost
01:18:55 And that was
01:18:56 And I'm still below a 2.0.
01:19:00 We gonna get kicked
01:19:03 Maybe I can go back
01:19:05 And you strip
01:19:08 ( chuckles )
01:19:09 No, you can't give up!
01:19:13 Did commander riker give up
01:19:16 And captain picard came back
01:19:19 The borgs?
01:19:22 Oh, god!
01:19:24 ( gerald screams, falls )
01:19:26 - The point is--
01:19:29 It's over.
01:19:32 And we outta here.
01:19:36 Silas, man,
01:19:39 If you get
01:19:42 Yeah. My--
01:19:45 - Yeah.
01:19:46 - That's right.
01:19:55 Here's your coffee.
01:19:59 Silas: Nausea.
01:20:02 ( chuckles )
01:20:13 Ah, bart, nice to see you.
01:20:15 Listen, I think
01:20:17 To your little problem.
01:20:19 Oh, no. I already got
01:20:22 Zing!
01:20:24 Not that problem.
01:20:25 I'm talking about the boys.
01:20:27 Those rejects
01:20:30 Yo, dean cain!
01:20:34 Holler.
01:20:37 Phil:
01:20:39 - How exciting.
01:20:41 But you're right on time.
01:20:43 Let's go meet the next
01:20:49 What are you two
01:20:50 Couldn't have
01:20:52 Show up
01:20:54 Without her daddy
01:20:57 - Ain't that right, baby?
01:21:01 Old friends, fellow alums,
01:21:03 It's wonderful
01:21:06 And I get to see
01:21:08 - Hi, honey.
01:21:10 Daddy?
01:21:12 - Jamal, this is my dad.
01:21:15 Mr. President.
01:21:17 'cause I know
01:21:20 I hope you're right, son.
01:21:30 All right, ivory,
01:21:31 Do your stuff.
01:21:33 - Ah!
01:21:36 - What's going on?
01:21:38 Listen, tonight
01:21:41 I hope we don't have
01:21:44 Don't even
01:21:46 See, I found
01:21:48 By adding a little bit
01:21:50 I was able
01:21:52 I'm proud of you.
01:21:54 Thank you, professor.
01:22:02 - I actually feel wonderful.
01:22:05 Both:
01:22:09 ( laughing )
01:22:14 Ow!
01:22:16 Secret service!
01:22:17 Hey, jamie, here's your dad
01:22:22 We don't want the dean
01:22:25 - Carl, it's all right.
01:22:27 Sit down.
01:22:33 Jamal:
01:22:34 I know y'all ain't
01:22:36 While I'm entertaining
01:22:39 - Yeah! Oh, yeah!
01:22:42 Man, look.
01:22:45 Hey, man, look.
01:22:47 Man, I've been pinching
01:22:49 - What you telling me for?
01:22:53 I guess it's
01:22:55 - That's okay.
01:22:58 I been taking your cds,
01:23:02 - I even been looking
01:23:05 She's fine!
01:23:08 I would wax that ass
01:23:10 Whoa, whoa, bro.
01:23:12 Jamal, I will take that
01:23:15 ( mutters )
01:23:18 Thank you.
01:23:19 We all know that harvard
01:23:22 Some of benjamin franklin's
01:23:24 Which I personally found.
01:23:26 Like this cannon-like
01:23:28 Now later,
01:23:30 Of the foot-operated
01:23:32 The reservoir,
01:23:36 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:23:37 Harvard is now
01:23:40 Of america's first bong.
01:23:43 ( gasping )
01:23:45 Dean cain:
01:23:49 This is outrageous!
01:23:51 If benjamin franklin
01:23:53 He would deny
01:23:55 Any claim to these
01:23:58 I'm gonna have
01:24:01 Yo, ben, tell this fool.
01:24:04 Yup, it's
01:24:05 Light that shit.
01:24:07 Both:
01:24:11 - You got to come
01:24:15 Hey, man. Hey.
01:24:17 - Come on, man, smoke.
01:24:20 Oh, yeah.
01:24:22 ( crowd laughing )
01:24:24 - This is insane!
01:24:27 What are you all
01:24:29 Dean, I have had it
01:24:31 Self-serving,
01:24:34 - Jamal: Get him!
01:24:37 ( gasps )
01:24:38 Oh, hit the bricks, dog!
01:24:44 ¶ get down
01:24:47 ¶ that ain't right ¶##
01:24:51 All:
01:24:53 ¶ hollerin', cussin' ¶
01:24:57 ¶ you wanna fight? ¶
01:24:59 - Silas!
01:25:01 Yo, dog, man.
01:25:04 You got a new serum, man.
01:25:06 You gonna be
01:25:08 - Me and you turned this place
01:25:11 Amazing what two brothers
01:25:13 Could do with just a little bit
01:25:16 Word.
01:25:18 - Holler at ya, dog.
01:25:20 - Whoo!
01:25:22 - ( yelling )
01:25:28 Wh-wh-whoa!
01:25:31 ( yelling )
01:25:33 Oh! This motherfucker
01:25:37 Back up, nigga!
01:25:39 Give me three feet!
01:25:41 Whoa!
01:25:44 ( groans )
01:25:47 Hey, get up.
01:25:51 Oh, cool.
01:25:52 - Take him away, boys.
01:25:55 Do you realize who I am?
01:25:57 I need money!
01:25:59 Why yes, jamal.
01:26:01 It is somewhat
01:26:03 Lord, it's a gift!
01:26:06 Make you float
01:26:08 Make you scream like michael
01:26:11 Lord, lord, lord.
01:26:14 Both:
01:26:19 ( coughs )
01:26:21 I didn't inhale!
01:26:23 God, this is
01:26:25 ( laughing )
01:26:27 Then you won't mind
01:26:29 Banging your daughter
01:26:30 No, no, not at all!
01:26:32 Good, 'cause jamal's
01:26:34 Vice president: Ah.
01:26:35 - Son, welcome
01:26:41 Silas, your experiment
01:26:44 Your serum worked,
01:26:46 And you're going
01:26:49 - Ohh...Professor!
01:26:51 You betcha!
01:26:54 I don't care.
01:26:56 - Both women: Mm-hm.
01:26:59 Bart:
01:27:02 Lauren, you are
01:27:05 Honey, you have
01:27:08 Huh?
01:27:11 Silas?
01:27:13 But I can.
01:27:24 Now the day you lay off
01:27:26 We come in here
01:27:28 But if they ain't in here,
01:27:29 We gonna get them
01:27:31 And start our
01:27:33 Just keep it
01:27:36 Powder, what are
01:27:38 What are you doing
01:27:40 I've been rolling
01:27:42 But if these people
01:27:44 Your dial-a-ho service,
01:27:47 You are one
01:27:51 Fat bitches
01:27:53 - I like the ladies.
01:27:55 Let's stop it right there.
01:27:58 Yeah, two years.
01:28:00 Academia. I like it.
01:28:03 I think we can work
01:28:06 Today's class is called
01:28:09 I'm one, that's two.
01:28:11 That's what
01:28:13 If you don't pass
01:28:15 It got to come out right!
01:28:17 If it don't come out right
01:28:20 - Where my bitches?
01:28:22 Come on with it,
01:28:24 And let it fly!
01:28:28 Not yourselves!
01:28:31 That was deep.
01:28:35 And b-cam roll.
01:28:38 Cut!
01:28:41 And another thing.
01:28:44 Yo, stop doing that shit.
01:28:48 Fuck my close-up up,
01:28:50 They know we stole
01:28:54 I knew it! ( laughing )
01:28:58 - Silas: Can I get some pussy?
01:29:01 I told you we shoulda
01:29:04 I'm about to go stick my dick
01:29:07 ( laughs )
01:29:09 Puffs for purgatory.
01:29:11 - Puffs for purgatory, baby.
01:29:13 Puffs for purgatory!
01:29:15 --See each other no more.
01:29:18 The s-- ah, shit!
01:29:20 ( sneezes )
01:29:32 I pledge allegiance
01:29:34 The united pimps of america.
01:29:38 Silas:
01:29:41 - Uh-oh.
01:29:44 You hear me?
01:29:47 Turn that goddamn
01:29:49 Cut, cut, cut.
01:29:53 - Cut.
01:29:54 - Cut!
01:29:55 Cu-ut!
01:29:58 - The movie's over.
01:30:00 - Go home!
01:30:03 ¶ I-- I get so high... ¶
01:30:05 Yo ladies and gentlemen,
01:30:08 We got toni braxton
01:30:11 ¶ so high that I can
01:30:14 - ¶ I get so high... ¶
01:30:16 ¶ how high, motherfuckers,
01:30:18 - ¶ high ¶
01:30:20 - ¶ high ¶
01:30:21 - ¶ high ¶
01:30:23 ¶ yo, tical shittin' again
01:30:25 ¶ load they guns
01:30:27 ¶ none sicker than him,
01:30:29 ¶ I'm ill as any stds
01:30:31 ¶ these dirty rats
01:30:33 ¶ on that piece of the pie
01:30:36 ¶ until ya reach for the sky
01:30:38 ¶ that's my home,
01:30:40 ¶ not only snap
01:30:42 ¶ but I'll snap them bones
01:30:44 ¶ make you leave
01:30:46 ¶ you got the key to the city
01:30:48 ¶ I gots it locked bringing
01:30:50 ¶ doctor spock bringing my boys
01:30:53 ¶ pop the glock, but only
01:30:56 ¶ jack the ripper,
01:30:58 ¶ back to get-cha, put it
01:31:01 ¶ meth with his
01:31:03 ¶ I-- I get so high ¶
01:31:06 ¶ smoke cheeba cheeba
01:31:08 ¶ I can touch the sky ¶
01:31:11 ¶ so high that I could
01:31:13 ¶ I-- I get so high ¶
01:31:16 ¶ brick city
01:31:18 - ¶ high ¶
01:31:20 - ¶ high ¶
01:31:21 - ¶ high ¶
01:31:22 - ¶ high ¶
01:31:24 ¶ you can call on the man
01:31:26 ¶ I'll have these hos strippin'
01:31:28 ¶ I love a fat chick
01:31:31 ¶ it ain't about the weight
01:31:33 ¶ my dash is 180,
01:31:36 ¶ with the smoke in the air
01:31:38 ¶ I don't stash the draw
01:31:41 ¶ I'm that nigger
01:31:44 ¶ high is how I stay
01:31:46 ¶ niggers, close your doors,
01:31:48 ¶ if I'm hard to find
01:31:51 ¶ I'd stay back
01:31:53 ¶ it's dock and meth
01:31:56 ¶ contagious, we out
01:31:58 ¶ you better shut your trap
01:32:01 ¶ we pissin' on fire hydrants
01:32:04 ¶ I-- I get so high ¶
01:32:06 ¶ smoke cheeba cheeba
01:32:08 ¶ I can touch the sky ¶
01:32:11 ¶ yeah, so high
01:32:13 ¶ I-- I get so high ¶
01:32:16 ¶ brick city
01:32:18 - ¶ high ¶
01:32:20 - ¶ high ¶
01:32:21 - ¶ high ¶
01:32:23 ¶ mr. Method man
01:32:26 ¶ like it's all good
01:32:28 ¶ pushing a hearse
01:32:29 ¶ come around
01:32:31 ¶ as if you're
01:32:33 ¶ street gorillas
01:32:35 ¶ grimy bitch, I wear
01:32:38 ¶ find me lit
01:32:40 ¶ fuck the he-say, the she-say,
01:32:43 ¶ call me the bob backlin ¶
01:32:45 ¶ I break backs on hos
01:32:47 ¶ come run with these
01:32:49 ¶ I'm out the gutter
01:32:51 ¶ your mother out for rubbers
01:32:53 ¶ bitches want to crowd around
01:32:55 ¶ I'm a gorilla, leave a banana
01:32:58 ¶ 'cause I'm
01:33:00 ¶ bitch, one of my balls
01:33:04 ¶ I-- I get so high ¶
01:33:08 ¶ I can touch the sky ¶
01:33:13 ¶ I-- I get so high ¶
01:33:18 ¶ I, I, I. ¶