How To Rob A Bank

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00:00:21 Life, as you know it,
00:00:24 Literally. Minute by minute,
00:00:27 the ubiquitous convenience of modern
00:00:31 Nickel by nickel.
00:00:33 Chump change.
00:00:35 The dime you don't even bother bending
00:00:38 is the very same dime you get
00:00:42 You call 411,
00:00:45 You want to actually PLACE that call,
00:00:48 That adds up
00:00:52 By the end of the week, the day before
00:00:55 But don't even think about trying
00:00:58 It cost me $1.50
00:01:00 I only have $18.50 after the freakin'
00:01:04 which means I don't have twenty
00:01:08 That's why I'm here!
00:01:11 Now, listen closely because
00:01:14 How to beat the "system"...
00:01:16 and take charge of
00:02:23 Shit! That hurts! Son of a...
00:02:26 - I couldn't care less you whinny little...
00:02:28 If I wanted more verbal abuse, I'd call
00:02:33 Sorry, didn't catch that last part?
00:02:35 Was that, "Sorry for being a bitch...
00:02:38 I'll be nice now?"
00:02:46 Ouch! You...
00:02:53 - Ok, let's start over.
00:02:59 What do you want?
00:03:00 - My twenty bucks.
00:03:04 True.
00:03:08 So, what's your name?
00:03:10 Jason, Jason Taylor.
00:03:15 What's your name?
00:03:18 - Jessica.
00:03:22 You kind of look like a Jessica.
00:03:27 - Ok. So... what's next?
00:03:29 What are you going to do?
00:03:33 I don't know.
00:03:35 I mean, well, I don't know.
00:03:38 - You don't know?
00:03:41 Not exactly?
00:03:43 What's next?
00:03:47 i.e. Evaluate. Execute. Exit.
00:03:51 What is your plan?
00:03:53 Did you ever think of devising
00:03:57 Maybe you ought to have a plan.
00:03:59 - Oh, boy.
00:04:12 What's this?
00:04:15 Oh, sorry about that.
00:04:18 That's what they call a cell phone.
00:04:21 - Thanks.
00:04:30 - Um, hello?
00:04:33 - Hello.
00:04:35 - Hello? Can you here me?
00:04:40 - I asked you first.
00:04:42 - I said, who is this?
00:04:46 So, who is this,
00:04:49 - More importantly, what do you want?
00:04:54 - You don't know?
00:04:57 Let's start over,
00:05:01 Ok, good enough for me.
00:05:03 So, Simon, what's the deal?
00:05:06 How do we do this?
00:05:09 Well...
00:05:11 you tell me what you want,
00:05:16 Then I give you what's
00:05:19 giving you part of what you want,
00:05:23 so I hold a decent
00:05:25 to deliver what it is I want.
00:05:30 - I don't think I like your attitude.
00:05:34 now you're beginning
00:05:35 I want my twenty bucks...
00:05:37 and safely get out of here!
00:05:40 What we have here
00:05:44 Now we're cooking 'cause you want out
00:05:48 And in the spirit of negotiation...
00:05:51 I would like to see you dead...
00:05:54 and you'd like to get out safely...
00:05:57 so let's meet in the middle
00:06:02 - What do you say? Big boy.
00:06:07 and to tell you the truth,
00:06:10 I'm not so sure about this.
00:06:12 Whatever. Do we have a deal?
00:06:14 I would love to accommodate you,
00:06:19 But, I didn't lock this door...
00:06:22 it sealed itself when
00:06:24 and I don't know how to open it.
00:06:25 And that's my problem, how?
00:06:28 I'm trapped in a vault.
00:06:32 I want out! I want...
00:06:37 Mind if I speak with him?
00:06:39 - What?
00:06:41 Yeah, sure,
00:06:44 What are you talking about?
00:06:47 - I am running the show now.
00:06:51 Simon, he's running the show now.
00:06:54 I said no talking on the phone.
00:06:56 Please tell her everything is fine.
00:06:58 Just wait for now.
00:06:59 He says everything is fine, just...
00:07:02 Wait. Everybody hold on a minute!
00:07:18 May I make a suggestion?
00:07:22 Fine. Why not?
00:07:26 Tell him I can open the door...
00:07:28 but you won't allow me...
00:07:29 to until he guarantees
00:07:34 She can open the door, but...
00:07:37 I heard her. It's a good plan.
00:07:39 I give you my guarantee. 100%.
00:07:42 Hold up here. How can you open this
00:07:46 and why should I trust you?
00:07:48 See that computer?
00:07:54 That particular computer is tied
00:07:58 of this and every other branch
00:08:01 why do you think
00:08:04 Hey, what am I gonna do to you?
00:08:15 Fine.
00:09:04 It's called "exploding noema".
00:09:06 It's a theory of psychoanalysis
00:09:10 when the brain can't
00:09:13 between its perception of what should
00:09:17 Kinda like drinking from what you
00:09:19 you actually drink
00:09:21 Well that moment should
00:09:23 and your brain is facing the reality
00:09:27 this little gadget of yours will be
00:09:38 Stop!!! Please. Please.
00:09:43 That is our way out of here.
00:09:47 Literally.
00:10:15 Ok, now what?
00:10:17 We talk. You're a smart
00:10:22 I'd even go so far to say,
00:10:28 You obviously know
00:10:30 And I'll be honest, the only
00:10:32 is a stolen Palm Pilot
00:10:37 But that's everything
00:10:40 So, you and I are going to talk.
00:10:43 You're going to give me frank and honest
00:10:51 Yes. I do.
00:10:53 Ok then.
00:10:56 What's this all about?
00:10:58 She doesn't know.
00:11:03 - What was that?
00:11:04 She's equipped with the codes, but
00:11:07 She's a hired gun.
00:11:10 - You're lying.
00:11:12 - You're lying.
00:11:17 Ok then, now what?
00:11:21 What you're going to do is...
00:11:28 I was saying...
00:11:35 Look here you...
00:11:43 Ok, please, one moment.
00:11:46 Please... let's start over.
00:11:51 That's beginning to be
00:11:54 So, shoot. Tell me
00:11:56 Tell me how I can
00:12:00 in a way that serves
00:12:02 Namely alive.
00:12:05 Ok, there are key codes stored
00:12:09 that's rather precariously
00:12:14 The codes are for the computer terminal
00:12:19 and on that computer,
00:12:22 is the central electronic automatic
00:12:26 And the master lock-release...
00:12:28 for every safety-deposit box
00:12:32 That a' boy, now we're cooking
00:12:37 Was that so hard? I mean really.
00:12:41 Yes. Yes, it was actually.
00:12:43 Shake it off Simon.
00:12:45 Now that we're a little better informed
00:12:48 let's revisit my original question.
00:12:52 How do we do this?
00:12:54 Not bad.
00:12:56 - Excuse me?
00:12:59 Do you think I laid it
00:13:01 - You blew it.
00:13:03 I know I did, but then you blew it.
00:13:05 I'm sorry, what's that?
00:13:08 I mean, could you feel it?
00:13:12 You had life by the balls.
00:13:17 Hey Simon. I'm gonna have
00:13:20 You see! There, again.
00:13:24 You, just then. Hanging up.
00:13:28 Seriously. I mean that's how life
00:13:33 It ends up running rough-shod
00:13:36 For example,
00:13:38 to have access to
00:13:40 Exactly!
00:13:42 Think about it. They put
00:13:44 basically does the work of, I dunno,
00:13:50 And?
00:13:52 So, the bank lays these people off...
00:13:54 saving entire years worth of salary...
00:13:56 for dozens of people per bank,
00:13:59 not to mention the money saved...
00:14:01 not paying these people's
00:14:03 bonuses, pension,
00:14:08 - Yeah?
00:14:10 they have the audacity
00:14:13 every time we use their
00:14:15 - And it doesn't stop there. Surcharges...
00:14:19 - Service charges...
00:14:20 Late fees, roaming fees...
00:14:25 I mean, "Roaming fees" in addition
00:14:28 that are meant to roam?
00:14:30 That's why they call
00:14:33 And late fees on DVDs that cost more
00:14:37 Crime by any other name.
00:14:39 It is a crime.
00:14:43 We're in a state of
00:14:48 - Hello?
00:14:50 Hey, it's me, I'm the one who
00:14:55 I'm ok, but I'm still locked
00:15:39 Brian DeGepse here.
00:15:41 This is 911 Emergency...
00:15:43 dispatch ready to patch
00:15:45 Go for DeGepse.
00:15:48 This is Brian DeGepse, commanding
00:15:52 - who am I speaking with?
00:15:55 Alright Mr. Taylor, first,
00:15:59 but I need to know if
00:16:02 You could say I'm safe.
00:16:04 Now, outline the situation, please.
00:16:06 I'm safe because I'm IN the safe.
00:16:11 I got the joke. Sir.
00:16:13 I don't want to alarm you in any way,
00:16:18 there's nothing funny...
00:16:20 I'm sorry, did you just say,
00:16:24 about he sit onion?"
00:16:26 Excuse me?
00:16:34 Yes, I can hear you.
00:16:40 Can you... ear... me... ow?
00:16:43 Ear what? Oh, hear you? No.
00:16:47 Can you hear me now?
00:16:49 Look, find the spot with
00:16:52 - Sorry.
00:16:55 I can't...
00:16:56 Look for a good zone.
00:16:59 - What d'ya got?
00:17:01 Couple a parking tickets,
00:17:05 - and he works at Starbucks.
00:17:08 - Can you still hear me?
00:17:16 Hello? Are you ok?
00:17:18 I think we may have a fatality if
00:17:21 Fine. Fine. Everything's fine!
00:17:24 Nothing to see here.
00:17:28 I swear to God, I'll kill you...
00:17:29 with my hands tied behind
00:17:32 Is your safety compromised,
00:17:35 I've been "compromised" alright,
00:17:37 Who the hell is that
00:17:40 I just had
00:17:43 Hostage? Who in the hell
00:17:47 She's one of "them"sir and I
00:17:49 she was in here
00:17:51 So, I forcibly
00:17:54 and that's when the vault door
00:17:56 What a crock.
00:17:56 That's a...
00:17:58 Hey that's...
00:18:03 yu... ear... me now?
00:18:04 I'm not buying that. At all.
00:18:07 - In fact, that was pathetic.
00:18:11 Try crinkling a paper bag over the
00:18:15 So, what's the situation?
00:18:17 We're fine, unless you count being
00:18:20 with armed
00:18:22 - Excuse me?
00:18:25 Excuse me?
00:18:28 Please don't tell me you're black
00:18:35 I am.
00:18:42 May I speak with him this time?
00:18:51 - Hello?
00:18:54 You're going to have to forgive my
00:18:59 Just an innocent mistake.
00:19:01 He's really quite a sweet guy...
00:19:03 but he's having a really bad day.
00:19:07 You know those days?
00:19:08 I understand. This is a
00:19:11 for any civilian, mam.
00:19:14 I've seen it all before.
00:19:15 I am sure you have.
00:19:20 Well... excuse me Miss,
00:19:23 You see, there's been a huge
00:19:26 You see I was accessing
00:19:29 when the alarm went off...
00:19:31 I was so frightened
00:19:35 when Jinx here ran in and...
00:19:37 Wait...
00:19:40 - Who the hell is Jinx?
00:19:43 Please, continue.
00:19:44 So, in the ensuing confusion...
00:19:46 Jinx here mistook me for being
00:19:49 did what a good man does
00:19:55 But, we've cleared that up now...
00:19:57 and just want out of this awful vault
00:20:01 Ok miss, just hang in there.
00:20:05 Thanks.
00:20:08 I'm going to have
00:20:11 I think we're running
00:20:15 So, what are you going to do?
00:20:53 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
00:21:01 How's it going?
00:21:05 Not good. Not very good.
00:21:09 I'm talking impasse, a serious
00:21:13 Basically... We're fucked!
00:21:17 How's that Allexor working out?
00:21:22 I dunno.
00:21:27 just another serotonin
00:21:30 My doc thinks this'll work better...
00:21:36 In fact, it's got me a touch speedy.
00:21:41 No worries, the "situation"
00:21:45 Okay.
00:21:47 - Which situation?
00:21:51 Go watch the guard.
00:21:53 Do you mind having a look
00:21:59 - What?
00:22:00 I think it's jammed again.
00:22:03 firing pin,
00:22:04 But it's still jamming.
00:22:06 - And then you know...
00:22:11 No problem. Will do.
00:22:18 Shit.
00:22:24 It's about time!
00:22:28 Thank you...
00:22:29 that tape was really
00:22:35 I always keep my end of the deal.
00:22:39 So, what are we going to do here?
00:22:42 I don't know,
00:22:45 Seems like we're both
00:22:48 A bit on the edge... for me.
00:22:52 But I gotta admit,
00:22:55 Living?
00:22:59 What is it that you live to do?
00:23:03 As far as I can tell, this is it.
00:23:08 You don't always get to choose the
00:23:12 They choose you.
00:23:14 And when they do,
00:23:26 - Hello.
00:23:28 - Hello.
00:23:31 - Yeah, I was just saying hello.
00:23:34 - Not really.
00:23:36 He's got the codes.
00:23:38 Okay. How about you?
00:23:41 I'm tied up.
00:23:53 So, here's what you're going to do.
00:23:55 You're gonna get me
00:23:58 We'll talk terms later.
00:24:05 A show of good faith right?
00:24:11 I always keep my end of the deal.
00:24:15 What are you gonna do now?
00:24:19 - I think I just did it.
00:24:24 Yeah.
00:24:34 Officer DeGepse here.
00:24:38 I'm not holding up anything.
00:24:45 Okay, then, what's your status?
00:24:48 I think my status and your status
00:24:51 Sort of stuck in a status.
00:24:53 Still locked in a vault.
00:24:55 Surrounded by armed robbers
00:24:57 Even if they could get into the
00:25:00 because they're surrounded by you
00:25:03 Which I don't think
00:25:05 That seem about right to you, sir?
00:25:07 Fuck!
00:25:09 Yeah, that sounds right.
00:25:12 Well, hang in there,
00:25:16 to establish communications
00:25:18 You want help?
00:25:19 Thank you but we have
00:25:21 Do you have their phone number?
00:25:23 No. They usually try
00:25:27 some time around this point.
00:25:30 Maybe you should just call them.
00:25:33 Thank you for your advice...
00:25:36 but we'll have to wait for them
00:25:40 - Okay?
00:25:41 but if you need the numberjust
00:25:59 I saw them leaving.
00:26:01 Not anything particular
00:26:06 It's just that... he...
00:26:11 What was that?
00:26:13 It's just... he was kind of hot.
00:26:17 Any new developments?
00:26:20 Right.
00:26:29 Hello. DeGepse again.
00:26:31 - Hey, there, what's up?
00:26:36 Yes. Yes, sir.
00:26:39 You want it now?
00:26:46 Yes. That would be helpful.
00:26:49 - You got a pen, pencil?
00:26:53 Uh, it's 367-9389.
00:26:55 337-9389. Got it.
00:26:58 No, no, no. It's 367-9389.
00:27:03 It's a six...
00:27:05 310 area code. Ask for Simon.
00:27:07 Simon. That's his name?
00:27:10 I asked the same exact question.
00:27:14 We're not too worried
00:27:17 I guess not.
00:27:21 Yeah. Anyway, ask for Simon.
00:27:25 I'll do that.
00:27:32 Fuck.
00:27:34 I saw that.
00:27:38 That is why I got a good look at him.
00:27:41 - Distinguishing features?
00:27:49 He's calling Simon.
00:27:51 Good. We can use that time.
00:27:54 So what's the deal?
00:27:58 You know, what is it?
00:28:00 Well, first of all,
00:28:04 That's the deal.
00:28:06 I thought I was getting
00:28:08 I didn't exactly major
00:28:12 Okay. Well, you see all these
00:28:17 Each one belongs
00:28:20 Not the typical sentimental valuables,
00:28:25 This is a central bank.
00:28:26 They hold all the shit people
00:28:30 The only problem is...
00:28:33 you have to individually break in
00:28:38 Well, we've got a choice.
00:28:39 We can try and physically
00:28:42 or we can electronically
00:28:49 Right.
00:28:54 Hey, whoa there. Chatty.
00:28:56 Professor Felony...
00:29:00 giving a master's lock lecture.
00:29:03 You care to elaborate a bit.
00:29:06 - We have our ways.
00:29:10 - Ways.
00:29:13 Yeah, I'm feeling
00:29:16 - We just got 'em, okay?
00:29:18 It's not okay at all.
00:29:21 This so solid plan of yours,
00:29:25 I am being held hostage in a vault...
00:29:28 conspiring to do God knows...
00:29:30 what with my captor-slash-you know,
00:29:34 I don't what I'm doing. I don't even
00:29:37 except sharing a locked vault.
00:29:42 Don't "huh" with me. I'm
00:29:44 I'm supposed to be the one who's
00:29:47 My end of the deal was to get
00:29:52 And, if you haven't noticed...
00:29:53 we're a far cry from two
00:29:56 Which just so happens to be the
00:30:00 In return, you provide a wealth
00:30:03 from your B.A. degree
00:30:06 So that's the deal. And if that's not
00:30:11 So, deal with it.
00:30:18 You hungry?
00:30:20 I was stopping to get a bite
00:30:28 My twenty bucks.
00:30:35 Sweetie, you must
00:30:41 Yeah. I... I am, thank you.
00:30:45 Now, seriously,
00:30:48 Come on. Where did they come from?
00:30:50 Seriously?
00:30:54 - How does that work?
00:30:59 The codes were texted to Simon...
00:31:01 and they were beamed to my phone.
00:31:04 Who texted? You mean someone
00:31:09 Some guy.
00:31:13 It's the best way to
00:31:15 If you don't know anything about them.
00:31:18 You can't turn each other in.
00:31:19 We're freelancers. Temps, of sorts.
00:31:22 You sound like you just
00:31:25 It's exactly like you answered
00:31:27 Off the Internet actually.
00:31:29 What do you think half those useless
00:31:33 You need somebody to do a job...
00:31:34 you need plausible deniability.
00:31:36 You post a topic.
00:31:38 Seemingly meaningless, random.
00:31:40 You don't think we're a bunch
00:31:44 in a hideaway, do you?
00:31:47 No, I guess I never really
00:31:49 Exactly. Who's going to monitor the
00:31:52 when there's real crime
00:31:55 Did you just say Duran Duran?
00:31:59 Yep.
00:32:02 Why not Zepplin?
00:32:04 Everybody Zepplin is a forum
00:32:08 You gotta be kidding me.
00:32:12 and Duran Duran are an eighties,
00:32:17 bad ass crime syndicate?
00:32:20 No, it's absolutely true.
00:32:25 "A View To Kill,"...
00:32:26 that means "Assassin Wanted."
00:32:29 If someone posts
00:32:33 that means hired hands for a bank job.
00:32:38 And so on.
00:32:39 So you're saying Duran Duran...
00:32:41 is at the center of an international
00:32:45 I seriously doubt Nick Rhodes or
00:32:49 But it's not a bad place to hide,
00:32:53 Did you just say "Simon"?
00:32:55 Yeah, see. I told you.
00:32:59 - This is weird.
00:33:01 I mean, forget about
00:33:06 Crime really is what pays.
00:33:08 And the Internet business
00:33:10 You just can't buy a stock,
00:33:12 Okay, fine. Whatever.
00:33:16 Why?
00:33:18 Why not? Anyway.
00:33:20 Anyway. Simon gets the codes.
00:33:25 They hold the place down while
00:33:28 The boxes are open. We grab and go.
00:33:30 So the guy who sent
00:33:33 It's almost civil really.
00:33:35 Exchange a few numbers
00:33:38 It's just a surcharge
00:33:41 Well, this particular guy
00:33:47 PIN number?
00:33:49 All I want to know
00:33:51 That's not important right now.
00:33:53 What's important is the safety
00:33:56 Us safely resolving
00:33:59 Whatever.
00:34:02 I'm sorry, I don't know
00:34:04 Cut the crap! That little punk
00:34:09 I really don't know what
00:34:12 Do you think I'm an idiot, huh?
00:34:16 You're going to tell me you
00:34:18 without knowing my TTY frequency
00:34:24 Just admit it!
00:34:28 You're only on the line because
00:34:32 You can't resolve the situation.
00:34:36 a civilian knows more about
00:34:42 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
00:34:47 Under no circumstances...
00:34:49 am I authorized to disclose
00:34:52 But I'd be happy to exchange myself
00:34:56 Then we can discuss
00:35:21 - My God!
00:35:23 Glock 19 semiautomatic.
00:35:25 - You can't.
00:35:31 Listen, listen.
00:35:34 Let's take this down
00:35:37 That get your attention, officer?
00:35:39 Listen, I hear you.
00:35:43 Now, I said...
00:35:46 I said tell me
00:35:50 If you want to see...
00:35:53 We're holding.
00:35:56 We're holding.
00:35:57 No, I mean hold on I got another
00:36:01 Hello.
00:36:02 - What the hell was that?
00:36:05 You shut it. I'm the one asking
00:36:07 If you ever want inside
00:36:09 you're gonna tell me
00:36:11 That was a Glock...
00:36:15 Your phone just broke up on me.
00:36:17 Don't even start getting
00:36:20 I happen to know exactly
00:36:23 I want to know what's going on.
00:36:25 That was me.
00:36:27 Fuck! I don't think that was me.
00:36:29 I think you've got a call coming in.
00:36:32 I do. Hold on. Hello.
00:36:36 We heard gun shots.
00:36:38 Yeah, we're fine in here.
00:36:39 I'm trying to find out.
00:36:41 What? Are you talking to Simon?
00:36:45 Yeah, he's on the other line.
00:36:46 Aren't you supposed to be
00:36:48 I am. I was. I'm on hold.
00:36:52 Hold on a second. I'll flash you in.
00:36:54 No, no, that's not a good idea.
00:36:55 - Simon, are you still there?
00:36:58 Great. Hold on.
00:37:02 - Hello.
00:37:05 I think everyone's on the line.
00:37:07 - Here.
00:37:10 All right. I think we should
00:37:13 And work on some issues, okay?
00:37:15 - I think that...
00:37:17 - I think that...
00:37:19 Come on guys.
00:37:22 Simon, is there something
00:37:24 I'm sorry.
00:37:25 You see, Officer DeGepse,
00:37:27 - Wait. I didn't mean...
00:37:29 Officer DeGepse, do you
00:37:33 - Officer Degepse?
00:37:35 Good, you see. Simon apologized
00:37:39 No. No.
00:37:42 Wait!
00:37:43 As long as we're making progress...
00:37:44 I say we move ahead
00:37:47 just as a show of good faith.
00:37:48 I will gladly nominate myself just
00:37:52 What do you guys say?
00:37:53 Now wait just a second.
00:37:56 No, I think it's a good idea.
00:38:14 Who is that?
00:38:16 I don't know. Aren't you on the phone
00:38:20 - What does the Caller ID say?
00:38:23 Answer it. Wait, wait, wait.
00:38:28 Hello.
00:38:31 Hello? Is anybody there?
00:38:32 - Who is this?
00:38:39 Who was it?
00:38:41 I don't know. Wrong number, I guess.
00:38:49 Hello?
00:38:51 Hello?
00:38:55 Okay, he just hung up on me twice.
00:38:59 Hello. Hello?
00:39:01 Are you still there?
00:39:03 Hey, guys, I'm gonna have
00:39:07 Just keep chatting amongst yourselves.
00:39:12 So?
00:39:13 Hey, don't look at me.
00:39:20 All right, then.
00:39:24 Nick here. What's taking so long?
00:39:27 Hey, it's the guy you
00:39:29 - Shit.
00:39:33 Maybe.
00:39:35 - Well, is it?
00:39:39 Oh, weird, total Deja vú right now.
00:39:43 Never mind. So, uh. Are you
00:39:50 Look. I have no idea
00:39:53 You have the wrong number.
00:39:55 - You called me.
00:39:59 Uh, I had the wrong number.
00:40:09 Hey, stop calling me.
00:40:10 - No.
00:40:12 No. I said, no.
00:40:14 You can't just say no.
00:40:16 Yes, I can. No. You see?
00:40:22 Who are you?
00:40:24 I'm glad you asked. Jason Taylor.
00:40:27 So it seems like I've taken
00:40:29 "I'm on a hunt down after you."
00:40:33 Nick. Nick Rhodes.
00:40:35 What's going on here? Who are you?
00:40:38 What do you know? How do you know?
00:40:42 That's been my theme ever since
00:40:46 You? You're in the vault?
00:40:49 Yeah, that's what I said.
00:40:53 I know a spot up in the corner
00:40:56 Who are you?
00:40:58 Jinx. And I think we've covered that.
00:41:04 God!
00:41:06 What?
00:41:08 What?
00:41:09 He did it again.
00:41:14 If I see your men any closer
00:41:18 I'm putting holes in these
00:41:21 I hear you. I hear you.
00:41:23 Excuse me, but I think you'd better
00:41:27 Yeah, yeah, You're right. Hold on.
00:41:30 Hello, Jinx. How's it going?
00:41:34 I think we're making real
00:41:38 Hey, Jinxy. Is that you?
00:41:41 Is there anything you might want
00:41:57 Anything to tell? Like an update?
00:42:00 Something like that.
00:42:04 Things are going fine. Just fine.
00:42:11 Anything in particular
00:42:17 - Like?
00:42:21 Who somehow has full knowledge
00:42:24 our cell numbers, and has
00:42:28 Handing you a first-class
00:42:31 in the federal penitentiary.
00:42:35 Okay, we do have
00:42:40 Quite similar to the one
00:42:43 Is there anything else
00:42:46 Not really.
00:42:48 Okay, is there anything else you not
00:42:53 Well, you know the guy you just,
00:42:59 He's taken one of our people
00:43:09 And uh... We're uh...
00:43:14 We're locked out with no way in.
00:43:18 Thank you.
00:43:22 And a tactical analysis?
00:43:28 - Fucked.
00:43:30 Okay, let me get back
00:43:33 that should solve a few problems.
00:43:36 Really? That'd be great.
00:43:48 Maybe not.
00:45:05 - Hello.
00:45:08 A deal.
00:45:10 I do.
00:45:12 As I figure it, 50% of something is
00:45:17 Yeah... and?
00:45:18 And frankly, "nothing"
00:45:22 So, what do you want?
00:45:25 You know what. Hold that thought.
00:45:29 - Hello.
00:45:34 Come again?
00:45:35 I think we may have gotten
00:45:38 I'd like to start over
00:45:42 I'm calling to
00:45:48 So a deal, okay.
00:45:50 So what's the deal with a deal, Nick?
00:45:56 I apologize for the pseudonym.
00:45:58 It's not that I don't trust you,
00:46:04 Oh yeah, I...
00:46:07 It's not like my name's
00:46:10 It isn't?
00:46:12 No. It is. It is my name.
00:46:14 Hey that's okay.
00:46:17 Anyway, what can I do for you, Nick?
00:46:19 Jinx, we have a bit
00:46:25 And I think it's down to you
00:46:29 You and me? Okay.
00:46:33 I'm going to put the cards
00:46:35 You have something I need.
00:46:37 Information my associates are
00:46:42 I propose we adapt, evolve,
00:46:46 Walk ourselves out of this quagmire.
00:46:51 My twenty bucks.
00:46:52 I'm sorry.
00:46:58 I don't want to be rude...
00:47:00 but I think you might want
00:47:03 You think? Like what?
00:47:07 Like look around you.
00:47:10 I'd add a few zeroes to that
00:47:14 And I just walk out with everything.
00:47:17 You don't want any
00:47:19 All I need is for you to walk
00:47:23 and generate a PIN number
00:47:27 Same arrangement
00:47:29 "If it ain't broke
00:47:35 "If it ain't broke..."
00:47:38 Right. Yeah.
00:47:40 So, I walk.
00:47:44 And you have no problem selling
00:47:48 And whoever else just
00:47:52 This must be a pretty
00:47:55 Things change.
00:47:58 - Bullshit.
00:48:01 I said bullshit.
00:48:04 You had no intention of letting these
00:48:09 What are you talking about?
00:48:10 "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
00:48:13 In fact, that reminds me
00:48:16 "Breaking" into a bank
00:48:18 because "breaking in" takes time
00:48:22 So how do you rob a bank
00:48:26 Unlock everything at once?
00:48:29 Use this computer, a few codes,
00:48:32 I don't think so. If you knew
00:48:35 and what to do with...
00:48:36 then you knew this vault door would
00:48:40 You're trapped.
00:48:42 So, while the codes seem like a good
00:48:47 just means to some other end for you.
00:48:50 In other words,
00:48:54 It's really about
00:48:57 which I'm betting is worth
00:49:01 But the only way to get
00:49:05 I don't know, just a working theory.
00:49:08 All right there, Columbo...
00:49:10 you seem to be answering a lot of unasked
00:49:14 What the hell are you getting at?
00:49:16 Hey, it's not for nothing...
00:49:18 but I didn't ask to be locked
00:49:23 All I ever wanted was
00:49:28 Some greedy bastard
00:49:29 to increase his
00:49:31 fire tellers to
00:49:34 close branches, install
00:49:37 surcharging my ass
00:49:39 until I can't afford
00:49:42 What the hell does that have
00:49:45 I'm glad you asked.
00:49:45 "Insufficient Funds"
00:49:47 my ass into the only Union Federal
00:49:50 but it was already having a large
00:49:54 which was perfectly fine by me...
00:49:56 until some jack-ass pointed
00:49:57 This guy gets all jumpy,
00:50:00 his gun jams and I run
00:50:02 which proceeds to lock behind me
00:50:05 where I literally run into some super
00:50:09 which sounds great except she
00:50:11 ruining my otherwise
00:50:13 and wasting my pedantically
00:50:17 Bummer.
00:50:19 So screw it, screw service
00:50:23 You and all the corporate
00:50:25 are equally fucked
00:50:27 You can't keep screwing
00:50:30 and then add a surcharge for it.
00:50:32 I'm taking charge of the surcharge.
00:50:36 In short, blow me. I want answers.
00:50:39 You are having a bad day.
00:50:43 The real question is, how do you get in
00:50:49 My guess is, you don't do it at all.
00:50:50 You don't care...
00:50:51 if your anonymously
00:50:54 as long as they are in the vault.
00:50:55 Because as long as
00:50:57 you had what you wanted, almost.
00:51:00 - So, fuck you, I'm hanging up.
00:51:02 You're not hanging up.
00:51:04 Because you don't have your
00:51:05 - What the?
00:51:07 I'm one of the ones you
00:51:10 - Yeah. It almost hurts, doesn't it?
00:51:13 I'm glad you asked,
00:51:17 It's a theory about the moment...
00:51:18 you can't reconcile
00:51:20 between your perception
00:51:21 versus the reality of what is
00:51:23 I find, completely screwing someone
00:51:26 only to find they're
00:51:28 will pretty much
00:51:30 But, I'm betting that
00:51:32 I'm betting you're more
00:51:39 You want your precious PIN?
00:51:43 - So, what's it going to be Nick?
00:51:59 Jessica, are you okay?
00:52:02 I'm fine.
00:52:04 I think someone cut
00:52:07 You think?
00:52:09 Who cut the power then,
00:52:15 you know, that sort of thing?
00:52:16 I don't really know,
00:52:23 Nick, we're gonna have
00:52:27 We have to fix this. I don't have
00:52:30 but it's pretty apparent that
00:52:32 is in that computer.
00:52:34 Nobody panic, okay?
00:52:36 Let me make a phone call.
00:52:44 - Oh, hey there.
00:52:45 Hey, what happened?
00:52:48 I don't know, I've been on hold
00:52:53 Are you trying to keep me waiting?
00:52:55 I have to admit...
00:52:56 nice negotiation tactic...
00:52:59 you had me going there for a while.
00:53:02 No. I just forgot about you.
00:53:04 How did you forget about me?
00:53:07 I was... busy, that's all.
00:53:10 Busy? You're locked in a vault.
00:53:13 What the fuck could you be doing
00:53:17 You worry me now, Jinx.
00:53:18 Oh, I'm sorry
00:53:22 Officer DeGepse was just
00:53:24 It's been very stressful for me.
00:53:29 I figured you'd want me
00:53:32 And I make some sort of a deal.
00:53:34 Okay. Okay.
00:53:37 Good thinking Jinxy.
00:53:42 All right, it's you and me.
00:53:47 Well, first, what happened?
00:53:49 It's frickin' dark in here.
00:53:52 Don't sweat it. They just do this
00:53:55 First order of business
00:53:58 Then we'll negotiate with the cops...
00:54:01 free some hostages in exchange
00:54:06 Hold on. Hold on.
00:54:08 Hold on I think my batt...
00:54:11 Fuck! Fuck!
00:54:14 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
00:54:17 Fuck! Fuck!
00:54:34 Think he's trying
00:54:47 Hello?
00:54:48 Officer DeGepse here.
00:54:51 Oh, hey there. Yeah, we're okay.
00:54:54 Any change of status in there?
00:54:56 It's pretty dark in here.
00:54:57 Eyes are just starting to adjust.
00:55:01 - Uh, not really.
00:55:03 I need you to sit tight and...
00:55:06 We need him to turn
00:55:10 Sorry, what was that?
00:55:12 I said, do you have any other
00:55:16 He says he has no way
00:55:19 - Why?
00:55:22 Because this Simon character has tossed
00:55:27 his actions are growing
00:55:30 and I would like to prevent any
00:55:34 Unfortunately, I now have no
00:55:40 All right, we'll see what we can do.
00:55:43 What do we do?
00:55:44 We can't ask for Simon's
00:55:46 we'd have to make him a deal.
00:55:47 And making a deal with Simon
00:55:50 because like it or not,
00:55:55 We could... ask for Simon?
00:56:03 DeGepse here.
00:56:05 I got through to Simon.
00:56:09 He says he's finished
00:56:10 unless you give him something,
00:56:15 Go ahead, what are his demands?
00:56:17 One. He wants a civilian chartered
00:56:22 Two. He walks with half the money
00:56:25 And three, he wants the power on so
00:56:29 Personally, I wouldn't give
00:56:32 unless it was something
00:56:34 I don't know, like turning
00:56:37 I'll try to convince him that turning
00:56:42 May as well try, he sounds desperate
00:56:47 You say he sounds desperate?
00:56:49 You really think he's to
00:56:52 I told you they were trying
00:56:54 with that whole "chucking-the-cell
00:57:01 Tell them the power will
00:57:09 *TIP 8
00:57:17 That's a start. Get what's
00:57:21 and I'll get this thing booted up
00:57:28 Hello.
00:57:30 So, listen up.
00:57:32 Believe me when I tell you
00:57:35 So, whatever it is
00:57:37 I'd suggest we do it...
00:57:39 and whatever deal
00:57:40 I suggest we make it...
00:57:42 or none of us are going
00:57:46 anytime soon, except maybe ten
00:57:49 So, what's it going to be?
00:57:50 Good to hear from you too.
00:57:53 Dude. Shut it.
00:57:55 The police cut the power.
00:57:58 no computer, no point.
00:58:01 You count on that little hic-up?
00:58:02 God. Really?
00:58:07 Well, you can thank me later.
00:58:11 Unless you tell me what our little
00:58:13 this whole thing's going
00:58:16 Is the computer on?
00:58:19 I believe we're good.
00:58:19 Enter that number in the "Personal
00:58:24 In that page, you'll see four digits
00:58:28 Click that option...
00:58:30 and read me the four digits
00:58:33 It is that easy.
00:58:35 - No. It's not.
00:58:38 Last time I checked,
00:58:41 or "felony grand theft
00:58:45 You get that number
00:58:49 That PIN number belongs
00:58:52 which belongs to an account I don't
00:58:56 a way to share your little
00:58:58 I suggest you begin by telling
00:59:01 And the clock's ticking.
00:59:03 Okay. Fine.
00:59:05 Nickels and dimes.
00:59:10 What? Why?
00:59:12 Why? Because I could.
00:59:14 Getting greedy with what you want
00:59:18 You have to ask yourself "why"
00:59:22 Know "why"and the "what", "where"
00:59:27 Okay, so how are we gonna rob a bank
00:59:33 Ever notice how everything has
00:59:37 Yeah. Now you're speaking
00:59:39 Now I need you to listen closely
00:59:43 Shoot.
00:59:44 Do you always balance
00:59:47 - I've done it.
00:59:50 Even if you do, have you ever checked
00:59:56 a surcharge for an ATM transaction?
00:59:59 You had me at checkbook.
01:00:00 Which brings us back to "why."
01:00:03 The world is too complicated
01:00:06 Life is made of a million moments,
01:00:09 passwords and pin-numbers
01:00:12 It's not that we don't
01:00:14 it's just that it's not worth
01:00:18 How do we rob a bank and
01:00:21 Add up the chump change.
01:00:25 And it's missing money
01:00:29 What about the bank missing?
01:00:31 - We have a problem.
01:00:33 No. It's another kind of problem.
01:00:39 I wasn't planning on
01:00:41 We've been in here for hours.
01:00:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:48 Well.
01:00:50 I just won't look.
01:00:55 All right...
01:00:57 wait, I've got an idea!
01:01:00 - Nick, hold on.
01:01:03 Don't ask.
01:01:08 What are you doing?
01:01:23 No way!
01:01:25 Beggars can't be choosers, man.
01:01:29 So, what about
01:01:30 Okay. Well, like I said,
01:01:34 at least not noticeably.
01:01:37 Stop it...
01:01:38 So, what if, for every dozen
01:01:41 you simply divert one surcharge
01:01:44 within the bank.
01:01:47 and no way to track it.
01:01:48 Yeah. I'm all for
01:01:50 but what are we really
01:01:53 Honestly?
01:01:54 This is the only choice you have if
01:01:57 Okay. Eight million two hundred sixty
01:02:05 Can you hear me now?
01:02:09 - That's a lot of transactions!
01:02:15 And no one's on to you?
01:02:16 Why? The stolen money never
01:02:19 The irony is, it is all just sitting
01:02:25 - Waiting to be withdrawn.
01:02:28 As long as you have a valid
01:02:30 you can just slowly withdraw it...
01:02:32 using nothing more than an ATM card.
01:02:34 - No one would ever notice!
01:02:38 And actually get away with it.
01:02:42 If I'm not mistaken,
01:02:44 before there's nothing
01:02:46 So, you give us
01:02:47 and we'll assign the PIN
01:02:49 No deal.
01:02:52 Giving you the accounts
01:02:54 No guarantee the other
01:03:04 Okay. What now?
01:03:07 Somebody just has
01:03:12 I don't suppose my good
01:03:16 Honor among thieves and all that?
01:03:19 Wait.
01:03:20 "Insufficient funds."
01:03:22 That's what got my ass into
01:03:26 - Yeah! Your twenty bucks, surcharges.
01:03:30 We assign my PIN number
01:03:33 That way only I know my PIN...
01:03:35 and only "Nick" has the card
01:03:37 And?
01:03:40 You see, you can't use the
01:03:44 and without the card and
01:03:47 We don't have to trust each other.
01:03:48 We can meet and use
01:03:50 and go our separate ways.
01:03:52 Works for me.
01:03:58 Just hold on to that idea.
01:04:06 Hello?
01:04:08 All right the power has been up
01:04:10 and still no word
01:04:12 - Have you heard anything?
01:04:20 What? I didn't know what else to do.
01:04:23 I think we're out of time.
01:04:25 Hey, what's up?
01:04:28 This is it. It's now or never.
01:04:31 or that money just sits
01:04:33 Okay, you're right. A couple a million
01:04:36 Just go to the computer...
01:04:38 do what I told you before
01:04:41 All right.
01:04:56 Jinx. What is it?
01:05:00 I don't know. What if we get caught?
01:05:06 Life?
01:05:08 Right.
01:05:10 See, I don't know about you, Jinx...
01:05:12 but this hasn't felt like
01:05:17 Just some anonymous hired hand.
01:05:21 Is this my life?
01:05:25 Is your life about
01:05:28 playing bitch-boy to every Simon
01:05:32 When are we going to make
01:05:40 Today has been...
01:05:44 different.
01:05:47 I think this is it.
01:05:51 You know, I think this is life.
01:05:59 You know, our lives aren't some
01:06:06 It's a choice here,
01:06:09 Life is made up like that,
01:06:15 I think I'm sick of this life.
01:06:21 So...
01:06:23 How big can we make
01:06:28 And get a life.
01:06:32 Are you insane?
01:06:40 Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
01:06:41 It's a big moment.
01:06:44 It's a... yeah.
01:06:48 But the principle's the same.
01:06:52 What are you going to do?
01:06:55 I'm going to get my twenty bucks...
01:07:00 Right. Yeah.
01:07:04 Enter your PIN.
01:07:07 So, this little box is the key
01:07:13 There. That's it.
01:07:21 Now, we go.
01:07:26 Excuse me... guys? It just occurred
01:07:31 - What's up?
01:07:35 - What?
01:07:43 What do you mean? She's got
01:07:45 They think she's one of the hostages.
01:07:47 Okay, well, that doesn't solve
01:07:51 Even if you wait until
01:07:54 he's not going quietly.
01:07:55 He can easily turn her in when he
01:08:00 No, no. Not after all this.
01:08:10 Hold on.
01:08:17 Officer DeGepse here.
01:08:18 I'm sorry my signal died,
01:08:21 Great, any news?
01:08:23 Simon says he appreciates
01:08:26 and in return, he's willing
01:08:31 - Me and Jessica.
01:08:35 Okay, okay, we got you covered.
01:08:38 We got you covered. Look.
01:08:43 make your way out slowly
01:08:47 This will all be over soon.
01:08:49 So, I'll tell Simon you're ready
01:08:54 Now, we're cooking with gasoline.
01:08:57 - Do you have any way of reaching Simon?
01:09:01 - Who?
01:09:04 The other guy on the team.
01:09:05 He gave me his number in case
01:09:08 I think this qualifies
01:09:10 Nick, we're gonna call you back.
01:09:15 - Hello?
01:09:17 He's kinda busy at the moment.
01:09:19 Roger, put him on the phone.
01:09:31 - Hello?
01:09:34 Hey Jinx, what's up?
01:09:38 I have to admit
01:09:42 Sorry for the wait,
01:09:44 - I got off the phone with DeGepse.
01:09:47 He says that if they don't see
01:09:50 they are storming
01:09:51 Shit! Shit...
01:09:53 Shit! Shit...
01:09:54 Shit! Shit...
01:09:55 Shit!
01:09:57 Shit!
01:10:04 Okay.
01:10:07 - What do they want?
01:10:10 What?! What is it?
01:10:12 They want at least one
01:10:15 And what?
01:10:18 One of you has to turn yourself in.
01:10:30 Fine. They can have Jessica.
01:10:33 Really?
01:10:36 What do I care? You want out
01:10:39 Take Jessica as your insurance...
01:10:40 and the cops get their
01:10:47 Sounds like a plan.
01:10:56 What's wrong?
01:11:11 That might be the sweetest thing
01:11:18 Really?
01:11:36 Right. Let's get
01:11:52 What are you doing?
01:11:53 I'm setting up our next rendezvous
01:11:56 Really? Is that a second date?
01:12:01 You'd better tie me up.
01:12:05 So Simon still thinks
01:12:08 You wish.
01:12:11 You want to help me with this?
01:12:18 Is this good?
01:12:19 That's good.
01:12:59 All right, I'm coming out.
01:13:03 I don't want any trouble!
01:13:24 I imagined you taller.
01:13:25 Fuck me, Jinx. Nice Attitude!
01:13:49 I can't go out there like this.
01:13:51 I'm supposed to be a hostage
01:13:56 They're gonna know something is up.
01:14:03 You're supposed to be my hostage
01:14:05 if we want to get away with this.
01:14:10 What do you suggest we do?
01:14:18 Be careful that thing's loaded.
01:14:20 Shit.
01:14:21 Wait one fucking minute you two!
01:14:50 Go, come on.
01:14:59 Put your gun down!
01:15:00 Put that gun down, motherfucker!
01:15:05 Move.
01:15:14 Move, motherfucker!
01:15:17 Do you understand me?
01:15:23 You have the right to remain silent.
01:15:25 If you cannot afford an attorney,
01:15:27 Do you understand the rights
01:15:33 Out of the way, come on.
01:15:36 Got it.
01:15:40 Oh can you hear me?
01:15:42 Damn. How about now?
01:15:44 Yes, loud and clear.
01:15:47 Good, okay, where were we?
01:15:50 The dime you don't even
01:15:53 the same dime we
01:15:56 So, surcharge the surchargers!
01:16:00 But there is one flaw
01:16:03 Oh, a flaw in my plan?
01:16:06 If we've got the PIN
01:16:09 what happens next?
01:16:12 Trust the fatal flaw.
01:16:15 Well, there's only one answer.
01:16:19 Did you know that statistics say
01:16:23 have successfully committed
01:16:26 before they were caught?
01:16:29 That means almost everyone gets
01:16:33 They had a good thing. But no,
01:16:38 Oh. By the way, tip 10...
01:16:43 Know when to walk away.