How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
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What you get is what you see |
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And you can bet |
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'Cause what you get is me |
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Don't be afraid |
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I'm gonna show you |
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- Yeah, yeah |
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If you want it, |
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If you get it, don't regret it |
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So what you gonna do? |
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Love is like a butterfly, |
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Doesn't need a reason why I feel |
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Higher and higher |
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So what you gonna do? |
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If you only knew |
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I mean, this guy was right in |
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That guy deserves a ticket. |
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A- A-A woman never |
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I've been in this |
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He was going ten miles an hour |
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I'm trying to... |
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If you want it, you can get it |
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Higher and higher |
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"And only then |
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know true and lasting peace. " |
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Andie, it's brilliant. |
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It's really moving. |
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But it's never going to appear |
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God, I busted my butt |
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to be Andie Anderson, |
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and write articles like, |
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"How to Use the Best |
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and "Do Blondes, Do They, Like, |
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Really Have |
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I want to write about |
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like politics and |
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and foreign affairs... |
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Keep busting your butt. |
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You're going to get there. |
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Hey, I've got something |
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You know that editor |
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that you have been |
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on the phone for... whoo, |
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a month now? |
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He made a little delivery |
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Ah, ha, ha, let me see. |
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Oh, no. |
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Hey! |
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Tomorrow night. |
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What happens tomorrow night? |
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Only the most exhilarating |
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of athletic competition |
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The Ice Capades are in town? |
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No, the NBA Finals |
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and I got tickets! |
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Come with me? |
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All right, I'll go. |
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But I am not putting out. |
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Two stale jumbo dogs |
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you'll be whistling |
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You know what I like. |
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Good morning, ladies. |
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Don't forget, |
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Michelle... haven't seen |
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- Have you? |
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It's my turn. I'll get her, |
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meet me in the corner in 20. |
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Wait, wait, wait. |
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Here, take some samples. |
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Samples. Samples. |
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Great idea. |
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Oh, boy. |
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I walked 47 miles of barb wire |
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I got a cobra snake |
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A brand-new house |
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And it's made out |
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Come on, take a little walk |
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And tell me who do you love |
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Hey! |
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Who do you love? |
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Now around the town |
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Take it easy, baby, |
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Who do you love? |
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Who do you love? |
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Hello, Ben. |
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Hey, hey, good morning, Spears. |
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What are you reading, girl? |
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You catching up on |
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"Turn-On Tricks: |
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You know, if you want |
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we should get together. |
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Green and I have |
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the fastest growing women's |
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And seeing as how |
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our clients run a lot |
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in their nationally-syndicated |
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it wouldn't hurt you |
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Hey, Benny. |
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Good morning, Green. |
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You finally decided to show up? |
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Yes, I did. |
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You ready? |
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Ready. |
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Later, Ben. |
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Have a nice day, ladies. |
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Hi. |
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Oh! |
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Good morning, sunshine. |
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Okay, get dressed. |
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Get dressed. |
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Staff meeting, 15 minutes. |
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I'm going back to bed. |
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I have no reason to live. |
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Sun's out. Oh... |
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Okay, just... |
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Okay, now... |
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Cashmere? |
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Put it on. |
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It'll make your eyes |
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Oh! |
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Get up. I'm not going |
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on top of everything else. |
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- Oh. |
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Oh, Andie. |
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Okay. |
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Okay. |
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You only dated the guy a week. |
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It was the best week of my life. |
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Sweetheart. |
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Good morning, ladies. |
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- What's up, Tito? |
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Warren Advertising. |
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Hi, yes, we're waiting for you. |
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Good morning. |
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What's up, kitty cat? |
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What's up, daddy? |
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Big night? |
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- Not bad. |
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Where were you, man? |
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Not at an orgy. |
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Did you hear? |
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What, that my Knickerbockers |
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are now in |
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and Tone "The Bone" here |
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Pay him. |
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Oh, man. |
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Well, you were right. |
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DeLauer Diamonds is looking |
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Warren wants to move |
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Yes! |
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Oh, oh, this is a good day, |
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Guys, did you know |
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as common as taxis |
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The value is entirely |
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maintained by a supply, |
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demand and advertising. |
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Stripes. |
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Now, DeLauer dominates |
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Meaning if I represent them, |
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I basically represent |
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Tell him. |
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What? |
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Warren gave it to the Judys. |
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Spears and Green... |
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No way! |
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Yeah, well, you know, |
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to hot, leggy chicks |
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Yeah, and we're the, you know, |
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the sneakers and beer division. |
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Precious gems aren't exactly |
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Lips and Hips are over at |
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I got to get to Warren |
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You can't, you can't. |
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Easy, pal. |
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And it's too late anyway, |
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meeting them for drinks |
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to discuss their ideas. |
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You know what? |
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You know why? |
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It's going to be my pitch, |
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- This is my baby. |
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They will not ace me |
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- That's right. |
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Okay. |
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"I heard that"? |
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Oh. |
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- Hi. |
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I- I don't really want |
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- Okay. |
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Okay. |
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Why does this always happen |
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Things were going great |
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and then, all of a sudden, |
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and I am mystified. |
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Seriously, I am mystified, |
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because it always starts out |
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Poor baby. |
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Let's just roll with this one. |
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Oh, Mike and I had |
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The first time that we had sex, |
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...it was so beautiful... |
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I cried. |
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You cried? |
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Yeah. |
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You mean, like, |
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on your cheek, right? |
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No. I was really emotional. |
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I even told him |
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After how many days? |
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Five. |
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Two. |
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It was how I felt. |
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Okay, well, what did he say? |
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Oh, Mike didn't have |
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I know that he felt the same. |
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But then he started |
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and I didn't know where he was. |
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So I kept calling him |
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He was never home... |
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You kept calling him? |
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I didn't leave a message. |
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He didn't know it was me. |
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Oh, I-I'm sure he thought |
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You know, men frequently call |
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their friends' |
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and hang up 20 times. |
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Anyway... |
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I know why he dumped me: |
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I'm too fat. |
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- You're not fat! |
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Oh, Michelle, if the most |
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acted the way you did, |
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any normal guy |
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in the other direction. |
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Oh, no. No guy would go |
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You could barf all over him, |
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That is both |
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and categorically untrue. |
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If I did the things you did, |
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Okay, family, |
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shoes off. |
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And breathe. |
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Out. |
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Okay, Lori, |
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Well, the "Botox for Beginners" |
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Now, it's a little scary, |
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Now I'm on |
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"What Your Gyno Won't Tell You," |
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which is also pretty scary, |
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but, you know, upbeat. |
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I finished my research |
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about the woman who contracted |
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that fungus |
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Yeah. |
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It's a terrible story. |
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Although, surprisingly... |
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upbeat! |
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Marvelous. |
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What's next for |
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Well, I've been |
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that's kind of different. |
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It's... |
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It's a political piece, |
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No. |
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Andie, you work at |
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We are fashion, |
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trends, diets, |
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salacious gossip... |
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- Okay, but... |
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Andie, okay... |
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When you turn it |
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then you can write |
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Until then, you can write |
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Understood? |
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Yeah. |
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Michelle, what have you got? |
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I'm sorry, Lana, |
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I wasn't feeling very well... |
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She got dumped. |
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Oh, no, |
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Michelle... |
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What a hellish ordeal for you. |
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But I must say, |
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Are we loving |
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the way she looks, all? |
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- We love the way she looks. |
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She looks great. |
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Well, I haven't eaten |
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Good for you! |
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Write about it. |
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I can't use my personal life |
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I understand completely. |
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Who will use Michelle's |
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Oh, I will. |
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- Go. |
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Lana, |
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with all due respect, |
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Lori has no business |
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in my personal life, |
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I can't let her. |
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- I am... |
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What? |
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I'll... I will... |
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It's... You will be |
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my inspiration. |
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For? |
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Look at Michelle. |
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- She is a great girl, right? |
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An amazing woman. |
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But she has a problem |
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and doesn't really know |
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what she's doing wrong, |
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which is like a lot |
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Uh-huh. |
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So, I was thinking that |
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and then drive him away, |
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but only using |
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most women, like Michelle, |
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make... |
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all the time. |
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I'll keep a diary of it, |
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and it will be sort of a... |
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What not to do. |
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Yeah. |
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"How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. " |
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Yes. Go. |
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Bart, what's new |
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Wait, wait, Lana, I'm sorry. |
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Why ten days? |
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Five days is too short, |
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Okay, what we found out |
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is men are attracted |
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Now, I love... |
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Maybe toss in something |
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Who's that chic Buddhist |
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The Dalai Lama. |
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He's fabulous. Ah! |
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Here's my 10:00. Welcome. |
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Hi. |
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Ladies, Judy Spears |
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from Warren Advertising. |
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We're going to cook up |
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for the fall. |
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Jeannie Ashcroft, |
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Michelle Rubin, |
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Excuse me. Hi. |
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And Andie Anderson, |
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Oh, I've seen |
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What are you working on now? |
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Oh, actually... |
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"How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. " |
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She's actually going |
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and then drive him away |
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Sounds needlessly vicious. |
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It's going to be fabulous. |
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Now all she has to do |
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and find the lucky guy. |
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- Nice to meet you. |
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Good-bye. |
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Ladies, come. |
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Find the guy. |
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- Okay. |
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Oh, you are never going |
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Watch me. |
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Tomorrow, pull the switch. |
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Before the ten days are up, |
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I'm going to have this guy |
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You're not going to burn |
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or bite him or anything, |
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No! I'm going to limit myself |
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to doing everything girls |
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Basically, everything |
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I'll be clingy, needy... |
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- Yeah. |
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Ooh, call him in the middle |
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and tell him everything |
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What's wrong with that? |
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I'm kidding. |
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Hello, Ben. |
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What are you doing here? |
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Phil, I'm here for |
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But you weren't invited. |
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Yeah, but I should have been. |
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I mean, it was my tip |
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that DeLauer's shopping |
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Yes, it was, but I have |
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of who's best-suited |
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Yes, sir, and that's me. |
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Ben, you sell Joe Blow better |
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but these girls sell luxury |
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better than anyone else |
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We have to put our best foot |
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DeLauer would be |
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Yes, sir, they would. |
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Annual advertising billings |
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And I am the man that's going |
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to bring this home |
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Why this place? |
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It's perfect. |
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Hi, Ingrid. |
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Hi. |
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Mullins' is the apres-work |
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for the upwardly mobile. |
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Now, to date, |
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the diamond industry |
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sending the message |
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to buy her the rock. |
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All right, they say, |
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We say, |
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I like that. |
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We don't. |
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"A diamond is for everyone" |
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sends the message |
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which means they're not rare, |
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they lose their status. |
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Status is the reason |
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to buy them in the first place, |
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which Benjamin would know |
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which you don't. |
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You can't feel bad about that, |
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Here you go. |
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Thank you. |
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Thanks. |
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Oh! Sorry. |
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Here. Here. |
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Thanks. |
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Dum, dum, dum, dum, |
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Hey, don't pressure her. |
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Yes, exactly. Hmm. |
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Hmm. |
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Selling a diamond to a woman |
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is like making her fall in love. |
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She has to feel giddy, |
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and desperate. |
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Take a look around |
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Most of the women in this bar |
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Exactly. The skills required |
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are the same as those needed to |
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I'm not talking about lust. |
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A woman in lust |
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wants chocolate. |
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A woman in love... |
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Yeah, I'm not talking |
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about lust, either, ladies. |
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I'm talking about deep, |
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head-over-heels, |
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let's grow old together, |
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Look, I love women. I do. |
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Whether they're four, 40, |
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I respect women, all right? |
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And I also listen... to women, |
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and that's why I can sell myself |
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Make a woman fall in love |
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or with you? |
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Eh, either one. |
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Well, that's cocky, Ben. |
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No, not cocky... confident. |
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I'd like to see you prove that. |
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You would? |
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The agency's cohosting |
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a party for the DeLauers |
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The party's a week from Sunday. |
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Do you think you could make |
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a woman fall in love with you |
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Ten days? |
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Any woman, anywhere, anytime? |
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Any single, available, |
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Yes. |
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I'm not trying |
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In fact, we'll choose |
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right now, in this bar, |
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and then you decide. |
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Ooh. |
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So, who's the lucky girl? |
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Okay... |
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Let's see here. Ooh, |
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there's that blonde babe |
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Whoa, ho, ho! |
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She looks like fun. |
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Be nice, ladies. |
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Or... wow, |
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Miss Babylon Five. |
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Now, she's on the prowl. |
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No. |
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Her. |
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Her who? |
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Her, in the gray dress. |
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Her? |
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Done. |
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What? |
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Done. |
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Done. |
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See the guy next |
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in the green shirt that I would |
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- Hmm! |
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Right? |
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- Good. |
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Here I go! |
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Okay, you're on. |
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But here are the stakes. |
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After I win this bet, |
00:18:17 |
this pitch is mine. |
00:18:18 |
Agreed. |
00:18:19 |
- Phil? |
00:18:21 |
You come to that party |
00:18:23 |
that's really in love |
00:18:25 |
you can make the pitch |
00:18:28 |
But, Phillip, you can't... |
00:18:29 |
I've made up my mind. |
00:18:32 |
To the DeLauers. |
00:18:33 |
To the DeLauers. |
00:18:35 |
- Cheers. |
00:18:36 |
Cheers. |
00:18:37 |
- Mm-mm. |
00:18:39 |
I was just wondering |
00:18:43 |
...exciting? |
00:18:46 |
Yes. My wife and I love |
00:18:48 |
especially this time of year. |
00:18:50 |
She'd been here before, |
00:18:52 |
- Hi. |
00:18:53 |
This is Andie. |
00:18:54 |
Hi. Um... |
00:18:56 |
Oh! |
00:18:57 |
You guys enjoy New York. |
00:18:58 |
Okay. |
00:18:59 |
Thanks. We will. |
00:19:00 |
Yeah. Nice meet... |
00:19:01 |
Eww! |
00:19:06 |
Good luck! |
00:19:07 |
Thank you, Phil. |
00:19:08 |
Now, if you'll excuse me, |
00:19:11 |
I have a bet to win. |
00:19:13 |
Ta-ta. |
00:19:21 |
Now do you want to tell |
00:19:23 |
You don't recognize her? |
00:19:30 |
Hi. |
00:19:32 |
Hi. |
00:19:34 |
Hi. |
00:19:37 |
Andie Anderson. |
00:19:40 |
I'm Benjamin Barry. |
00:19:41 |
Cute. |
00:19:42 |
Thank you. |
00:19:43 |
I meant your name. |
00:19:45 |
Thank you two times. |
00:19:48 |
Unattached? |
00:19:49 |
Currently. |
00:19:50 |
Likewise. |
00:19:51 |
Surprising. |
00:19:53 |
Psycho? |
00:19:55 |
Rarely. |
00:19:56 |
Hmm. |
00:19:58 |
Interested? |
00:19:59 |
Perhaps. |
00:20:01 |
Hungry? |
00:20:02 |
Starving. |
00:20:05 |
- Leaving. |
00:20:06 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:20:07 |
Okay. |
00:20:09 |
Okay. |
00:20:10 |
One second. |
00:20:12 |
I'll meet you at the door. |
00:20:14 |
Hey, hey, guys. |
00:20:15 |
What? |
00:20:17 |
I think I got one. |
00:20:18 |
He was married. |
00:20:20 |
No, not him. It's the guy by |
00:20:22 |
Oh, guys! |
00:20:26 |
Oh! He is really cute! |
00:20:29 |
I'm going to check this one out |
00:20:31 |
Okay. |
00:20:32 |
And if he is? |
00:20:33 |
Tomorrow night, we'll... |
00:20:35 |
Flip the switch. |
00:20:37 |
Doing this for you. |
00:20:39 |
Well, good luck. |
00:20:42 |
Call me. |
00:20:43 |
Mm... |
00:20:44 |
Drama, drama, drama. |
00:20:51 |
...you |
00:20:53 |
Wanna get to know you... |
00:20:58 |
No, no, no. This one. |
00:21:12 |
And you get to wear |
00:21:19 |
This won't look goofy on me. |
00:21:21 |
It looks goofy |
00:21:23 |
Look at you. |
00:21:25 |
That's pretty damn cute. |
00:21:30 |
There you go. |
00:21:38 |
You ready to go |
00:21:42 |
Are you ready to go |
00:21:53 |
Mmm, mmm, mmm. |
00:21:56 |
Yeah. |
00:21:58 |
Mmm. So, what do you think? |
00:21:59 |
About the food, or... you? |
00:22:02 |
Both. |
00:22:04 |
This is delicious... |
00:22:06 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:22:07 |
...and I'm still deciding. |
00:22:09 |
Anything I can do to help? |
00:22:11 |
Yeah, you could answer some |
00:22:13 |
"Some" sounds |
00:22:15 |
I'll give you three. |
00:22:16 |
What do you do for a living? |
00:22:18 |
I'm in advertising. |
00:22:19 |
I work mostly |
00:22:21 |
and athletic equipment |
00:22:23 |
and I'm trying to break into |
00:22:26 |
Hmm... |
00:22:27 |
Saving the world, |
00:22:30 |
Yeah, something like that. |
00:22:36 |
What about you? |
00:22:38 |
What about me? |
00:22:40 |
Have I seen your work? |
00:22:41 |
I work at Composure. |
00:22:43 |
Fastest-growing women's |
00:22:47 |
I'm impressed. |
00:22:48 |
Saving the world, |
00:22:52 |
Hey, all right. |
00:22:54 |
Look here, Sparky, |
00:22:55 |
I have a Master's |
00:22:57 |
from Columbia. |
00:22:58 |
My boss loves me, and if I do it |
00:23:02 |
I can write about |
00:23:04 |
Like shoes? |
00:23:06 |
No. |
00:23:08 |
No. |
00:23:09 |
Like alcoholic beverages |
00:23:12 |
and athletic gear. |
00:23:16 |
Touché. Very nice. |
00:23:18 |
So, you think you got me |
00:23:21 |
Almost. |
00:23:22 |
Still got one last question. |
00:23:25 |
Shoot. |
00:23:28 |
True or false: |
00:23:31 |
All's fair in love and war. |
00:23:39 |
True. |
00:23:43 |
Great answer. |
00:23:44 |
Good question. |
00:23:47 |
Welcome. |
00:23:52 |
Oh, nice place. |
00:23:55 |
Thank you. |
00:23:56 |
Very... tidy. |
00:23:58 |
Can I get you |
00:23:59 |
a cold beer? |
00:24:01 |
Sure. |
00:24:02 |
Can I use your restroom? |
00:24:03 |
Yeah, you can. |
00:24:04 |
It's up the stairs, |
00:24:10 |
You are, aren't you? |
00:24:12 |
The first night. |
00:24:14 |
Michelle, I'm not going |
00:24:16 |
Oh, you are such a hussy. |
00:24:17 |
You can't hide |
00:24:19 |
No, no, because I can practice |
00:24:22 |
unlike some people I know. |
00:24:24 |
Oh, really? |
00:24:28 |
Get up up on the dance floor |
00:24:31 |
Give that man |
00:24:32 |
'Cuz I feel like... |
00:24:34 |
I'm going to dangle the bait... |
00:24:36 |
Wait, what's the bait? |
00:24:37 |
I'm the bait, Michelle. |
00:24:38 |
- Oh... |
00:24:40 |
Okay, I'm with you. Then what? |
00:24:42 |
It's gettin' hot in here |
00:24:43 |
So hot |
00:24:44 |
So take off all your clothes |
00:24:46 |
- Mmm... Diamond... |
00:24:49 |
- is no one-night stand. |
00:24:51 |
It's gettin' hot in here |
00:24:53 |
So hot |
00:24:54 |
So take off all... |
00:24:58 |
A diamond |
00:25:03 |
Take notes. |
00:25:04 |
I can't talk right now. |
00:25:05 |
Call me later, you slut. |
00:25:07 |
Okay. Bye. |
00:25:10 |
Whatever you want to do |
00:25:12 |
Is all right with me... |
00:25:18 |
'Cause you make me feel |
00:25:20 |
- There you go. |
00:25:21 |
You're welcome. |
00:25:23 |
...so brand-new |
00:25:28 |
I want to spend |
00:25:32 |
Ooh. |
00:25:33 |
My life with you |
00:25:37 |
Let me say that since, baby |
00:25:41 |
Since we've been together |
00:25:45 |
Ooh, loving you forever |
00:25:51 |
Is what I need |
00:25:57 |
Let me be the one you come... |
00:26:01 |
Okay. |
00:26:02 |
...running to |
00:26:07 |
I'll never be untrue |
00:26:14 |
Oh, baby, let's |
00:26:20 |
Let's stay together, |
00:26:24 |
Loving you whether, whether |
00:26:28 |
Times are good |
00:26:29 |
Hey, hey, let's not go too fast, |
00:26:32 |
Happy or sad |
00:26:36 |
Yeah. |
00:26:38 |
Yeah. |
00:26:39 |
Ooh... ooh... yeah... |
00:26:47 |
Whether times are good or bad |
00:26:51 |
Happy or sad |
00:26:52 |
We're moving too fast. |
00:26:54 |
I... you're right. |
00:26:57 |
It's-it's too fast. |
00:26:59 |
...and break up |
00:27:00 |
- Okay. |
00:27:06 |
I just can't see |
00:27:12 |
You'd never do that to me |
00:27:17 |
- Too fast. |
00:27:19 |
Yeah. |
00:27:21 |
I want you to respect me. |
00:27:23 |
Loving you is all I see |
00:27:25 |
I do. |
00:27:26 |
Okay. |
00:27:28 |
And I want your respect. |
00:27:30 |
I respect you for respecting me. |
00:27:33 |
I respect that. |
00:27:36 |
Good. |
00:27:48 |
Good night, Andie Anderson. |
00:27:56 |
Oh, you are already |
00:28:00 |
I'm going to make you wish |
00:28:04 |
Poor guy. |
00:28:15 |
Of all the women |
00:28:17 |
could have thrown at me, |
00:28:19 |
Hanging with her for ten days |
00:28:22 |
Right, so, it's only |
00:28:24 |
than you've ever spent |
00:28:27 |
That's why I didn't go |
00:28:29 |
Oh. |
00:28:30 |
I'm taking my time. |
00:28:31 |
It's a marathon, not a sprint. |
00:28:32 |
Ten days is a marathon? |
00:28:34 |
Okay, so it's more like |
00:28:37 |
The point is, she's already |
00:28:39 |
Wow, that-that's a lot |
00:28:42 |
That it? |
00:28:43 |
- That-that's it? |
00:28:44 |
Have you looked inside? |
00:28:46 |
No. |
00:28:47 |
Do you have an ethical problem |
00:28:48 |
with rifling through |
00:28:49 |
Uh, yeah, I guess I do. |
00:28:50 |
Well, it's hardly a purse, dude. |
00:28:52 |
It's more like a clutch |
00:28:54 |
Guys, a woman's purse, |
00:28:56 |
it's her secret source of power. |
00:28:59 |
There-there are many dark |
00:29:01 |
that we, the male species, |
00:29:04 |
Oh. Unless, of course, she, uh, |
00:29:08 |
to secure a next-day call back. |
00:29:10 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:29:12 |
She's a very clever minx. |
00:29:14 |
Oops, I'm sorry. |
00:29:16 |
Oh, shit, |
00:29:18 |
Yeah, yeah. |
00:29:19 |
Carefully. Carefully. |
00:29:24 |
Oh, what have we here? |
00:29:27 |
Let us see, let us see. |
00:29:30 |
Oh... Knicks tickets... |
00:29:32 |
Huh. |
00:29:34 |
...for tonight's game. |
00:29:37 |
Delivery, Andie. |
00:29:38 |
Wow, look at those! |
00:29:40 |
Oh, who are those for? |
00:29:41 |
Andie, |
00:29:42 |
oh, my God! |
00:29:43 |
Where do you want these? |
00:29:45 |
Who are these to? |
00:29:47 |
Wait. "100 times... " |
00:29:51 |
...more beautiful... " |
00:29:53 |
Wait. |
00:29:54 |
"... than 100 roses. " |
00:29:56 |
Catchy. |
00:29:57 |
The guy's in advertising. |
00:29:59 |
He can't help it. |
00:30:01 |
So, does this mean he's hooked? |
00:30:02 |
This means he found |
00:30:05 |
You left the tickets |
00:30:08 |
Yeah. |
00:30:09 |
You are just on a whole |
00:30:13 |
Here you go. |
00:30:14 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:30:16 |
Andie Anderson. |
00:30:18 |
Hey, hey, pretty girl. |
00:30:19 |
Guess what? |
00:30:21 |
I got a really embarrassing |
00:30:23 |
Well, you are welcome. |
00:30:24 |
Listen, I had a wonderful time |
00:30:27 |
I have your bag. |
00:30:29 |
Ah, I know. |
00:30:31 |
I can't believe I left it there. |
00:30:35 |
Yeah, well, you must need it |
00:30:38 |
credit cards, and... |
00:30:40 |
those Knicks tickets |
00:30:42 |
Sounds like you've been |
00:30:45 |
Oh, absolutely not. |
00:30:46 |
Tony, my Art Director, |
00:30:48 |
and he accidentally |
00:30:50 |
Ow, right! |
00:30:51 |
Yeah, I'm a clumsy man. |
00:30:53 |
All right, I'm sorry, though. |
00:30:55 |
I'm going to the game |
00:30:56 |
with somebody else. |
00:30:57 |
Not anymore. |
00:30:59 |
Besides, what? |
00:31:00 |
You think you left your purse |
00:31:02 |
No. Subconsciously, |
00:31:04 |
to take me to that game. |
00:31:05 |
Denying your subconscious |
00:31:07 |
is extremely dangerous |
00:31:09 |
Does that psycho-babble |
00:31:11 |
You tell me. |
00:31:14 |
Andie, you're so bad. |
00:31:19 |
All right, meet me |
00:31:22 |
7:30. Don't be late. |
00:31:24 |
You got it. Bye-bye. |
00:31:25 |
Bye. |
00:31:29 |
And that's how it's done. |
00:31:30 |
And that's how it's done. |
00:31:38 |
Foul on Number 20, |
00:31:43 |
Bullshit. Come on, ref! |
00:31:44 |
What is that, ref? |
00:31:45 |
Hey, if you're going to call it, |
00:31:47 |
Oh, you're soft, man! |
00:31:51 |
You were soft last year, |
00:31:53 |
And he's 85% on the line |
00:31:54 |
What was that? |
00:32:02 |
There we go. |
00:32:13 |
Come on, bud. |
00:32:14 |
Defense! |
00:32:15 |
Oh, oh, oh! |
00:32:18 |
Defense! |
00:32:21 |
Knicks call. 20 second time out. |
00:32:22 |
All right, take your five. |
00:32:26 |
This is all right. |
00:32:27 |
Got 20 seconds. |
00:32:31 |
Kiss me, |
00:32:36 |
Swing me |
00:32:37 |
Up on this hanging tire |
00:32:41 |
Bring, bring, |
00:32:45 |
We'll take the trail |
00:32:49 |
Oh, kiss me |
00:32:52 |
Beneath the milky twilight |
00:32:55 |
Lead me, |
00:33:00 |
Lift your open hand. |
00:33:02 |
Knicks' ball. |
00:33:08 |
- Whoo! |
00:33:09 |
Charge! |
00:33:12 |
Work your arm, baby. |
00:33:16 |
Go, baby. |
00:33:17 |
Hold 'em up! |
00:33:18 |
Charge! |
00:33:19 |
Benny? |
00:33:20 |
Hold 'em up! |
00:33:21 |
Benny, I'm kind |
00:33:22 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. |
00:33:23 |
- Yeah, yeah! |
00:33:25 |
Yeah, just let me |
00:33:26 |
I'm parched. |
00:33:27 |
...there's a minute and nine |
00:33:29 |
- and then I'll go up and get it. |
00:33:31 |
I'll go get it. |
00:33:32 |
Hey, hey, hey. You want... |
00:33:35 |
Yeah. |
00:33:36 |
And no ice, Ben. |
00:33:39 |
Thanks, Benny. |
00:33:41 |
Lawrence Funderburke. |
00:33:43 |
Oh, man! |
00:33:45 |
Here's Sprewell with a fake. |
00:33:48 |
Gets the step on Christie. |
00:33:50 |
Whoo, my man. |
00:33:52 |
Next line over, pal. |
00:33:53 |
No ice. Hey, buddy? |
00:33:55 |
Small coke, no ice. |
00:33:58 |
Okay, you got it. |
00:33:59 |
...beyond the three-point line, |
00:34:01 |
Ah... no! |
00:34:02 |
Man, don't let him have |
00:34:03 |
No. Does that mean |
00:34:05 |
or no, you want ice? |
00:34:06 |
No. No ice. |
00:34:08 |
And Don Chaney |
00:34:10 |
Oh, did you want a small? |
00:34:12 |
No, I-I want that one |
00:34:13 |
You know, for 25 cents more, |
00:34:15 |
you could get a jumbo? |
00:34:16 |
Okay, you take that right there. |
00:34:17 |
Keep the change. |
00:34:18 |
All right. |
00:34:22 |
Charge! |
00:34:28 |
Excuse me. |
00:34:30 |
Ah... |
00:34:31 |
Excuse me. |
00:34:32 |
Come on! Score! |
00:34:34 |
Come on, baby, |
00:34:36 |
Right there, right there. |
00:34:37 |
Oh, thanks! |
00:34:39 |
Hey, hold him, hold him. |
00:34:41 |
Set your pick! Watch |
00:34:44 |
Ben, it's not diet. |
00:34:45 |
- Huh? What? |
00:34:46 |
Please, I'm so thirsty. |
00:34:49 |
- All right, all right. |
00:34:50 |
- All right, okay, I got it. |
00:35:01 |
Shoot it! |
00:35:03 |
Sprewell for the win! |
00:35:05 |
Yes! |
00:35:07 |
That was Sprewell! |
00:35:11 |
It's all over! |
00:35:12 |
The Knicks |
00:35:14 |
in the final seconds... |
00:35:17 |
...Sprewell with |
00:35:19 |
and the Knicks over Sacramento: |
00:35:24 |
Oh, what an incredible game. |
00:35:27 |
I've never seen a more exciting |
00:35:31 |
Wow, well, neither have I. |
00:35:34 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
00:35:36 |
It's too bad you missed it. |
00:35:38 |
Yep, it's too bad. |
00:35:40 |
One second. |
00:35:43 |
So... |
00:35:46 |
you as nice as you seem, Ben? |
00:35:50 |
No. |
00:35:56 |
Good. Neither am I. |
00:35:57 |
Oh, here. |
00:36:00 |
Fifth and 12th, please. |
00:36:02 |
See you later. |
00:36:10 |
Horseshit. |
00:36:12 |
More horseshit. |
00:36:13 |
The horseshit continues. |
00:36:16 |
Horseshit. Come on, people. |
00:36:19 |
We've got to do a lot better |
00:36:21 |
if we're going to com... |
00:36:22 |
What?! |
00:36:23 |
There's a phone call |
00:36:25 |
Yeah, can you take a message, |
00:36:27 |
Uh, Mr. Barry, it's Andie. |
00:36:31 |
- Make it quick. |
00:36:34 |
It's line two, Mr. Barry. |
00:36:35 |
Thank you. |
00:36:39 |
Hello. |
00:36:40 |
It's me! |
00:36:43 |
Listen, I'm in the middle |
00:36:44 |
Can I call you back |
00:36:46 |
I miss you, |
00:36:47 |
Benny boo-boo, |
00:36:50 |
Well, you know what? |
00:36:52 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:36:53 |
You busy tonight? |
00:36:56 |
Uh, no. No, I'm not. |
00:36:57 |
Why don't we catch a movie |
00:36:59 |
A movie... my choice?! |
00:37:00 |
Your choice. |
00:37:01 |
Oh, I'm so excited! |
00:37:04 |
Okay. I'll call you later. |
00:37:06 |
Bye-bye. |
00:37:07 |
Bye. |
00:37:13 |
Jonah! |
00:37:15 |
Dad! |
00:37:16 |
I always wanted a man |
00:37:21 |
It's my favorite movie |
00:37:23 |
Yeah, me, too. |
00:37:24 |
Shh! |
00:37:25 |
What if something |
00:37:28 |
What if I couldn't get to you? |
00:37:32 |
What are you thinking about? |
00:37:34 |
Nothing. I'm watching the movie. |
00:37:36 |
Yeah, but what's on your mind? |
00:37:38 |
Shh! |
00:37:39 |
I like this movie. |
00:37:41 |
Oh, so I suppose your mind |
00:37:45 |
You are my family, |
00:37:48 |
Who is she? |
00:37:49 |
Shh! |
00:37:51 |
Who's who? |
00:37:52 |
The girl you're thinking about. |
00:37:54 |
Can't hear. |
00:37:55 |
- I'm not thinking about a girl. |
00:37:57 |
You can't watch Meg Ryan |
00:37:58 |
- for two hours |
00:37:59 |
And not be thinking |
00:38:01 |
Uh... |
00:38:03 |
You want to know what |
00:38:05 |
Yes. |
00:38:06 |
I'm sitting here thinking |
00:38:08 |
about how damn beautiful |
00:38:11 |
That's what I'm thinking about. |
00:38:13 |
Come on, let's watch this movie, |
00:38:15 |
Aww... |
00:38:19 |
Benji. |
00:38:25 |
Oh, sweetie! |
00:38:27 |
I love sharing this with you. |
00:38:29 |
Yeah. |
00:38:30 |
Can't hear and can't see. |
00:38:31 |
If you don't shut up, |
00:38:34 |
is going to come back there |
00:38:35 |
and pummel your ass. |
00:38:37 |
Put a muzzle on your old lady |
00:38:38 |
the next time |
00:38:40 |
What?! |
00:38:41 |
What is that?! |
00:38:42 |
Do something about... |
00:38:43 |
- You, outside. |
00:38:44 |
Keep it down! |
00:38:46 |
Keep it down! |
00:38:48 |
I mean, have a little class, |
00:38:50 |
You want to talk like that |
00:38:52 |
but not to a lady, all right? |
00:38:53 |
Ben, Ben, B-B-Ben, he's huge. |
00:38:55 |
I got it. I'm not looking to get |
00:38:57 |
He owes you an apology. |
00:39:00 |
Oh! Oh, whoa! |
00:39:02 |
Now, I'm going to go |
00:39:04 |
and finish watching |
00:39:07 |
Nobody screw with me. |
00:39:08 |
Son of a... bitch. |
00:39:10 |
- Oh, Ben. |
00:39:12 |
Are you okay? |
00:39:13 |
- Oh... |
00:39:14 |
- Ben, Ben, |
00:39:15 |
Maybe we should |
00:39:16 |
No. No, no, no, no. |
00:39:17 |
No, you could have a... |
00:39:19 |
Uh-uh-uh, hey, hey, |
00:39:20 |
right there, hold still? |
00:39:21 |
Okay, I'm sor... |
00:39:22 |
Oh, ooh... oh. |
00:39:25 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:39:26 |
That's feeling real nice. |
00:39:27 |
Ben... Ben... |
00:39:28 |
I'm starting to feel |
00:39:29 |
Ben... |
00:39:31 |
Ben! |
00:39:33 |
Oh, my God! |
00:39:34 |
You're fine. |
00:39:36 |
Oh, you are totally fine. |
00:39:40 |
Okay, come on, Rocky. |
00:39:41 |
No, no... |
00:39:42 |
Get up. |
00:39:44 |
Ouch. Huh? |
00:39:47 |
Yeah. |
00:39:48 |
Hey, don't feel bad. |
00:39:49 |
If I had a nickel for every time |
00:39:51 |
I got in a fist fight |
00:39:53 |
Uh-huh, right. |
00:39:55 |
Really? |
00:39:56 |
No. I mean, the getting punched |
00:39:59 |
Well... |
00:40:00 |
But the getting taken care of |
00:40:03 |
All right! Florence |
00:40:05 |
You want me to tape the game |
00:40:07 |
No need, my friend. |
00:40:09 |
I'll be watching the Knicks |
00:40:10 |
from the comfort of my |
00:40:13 |
- How'd you swing that? |
00:40:15 |
What's good to grill? |
00:40:16 |
- No. |
00:40:17 |
You're making the lamb. |
00:40:19 |
Voilà. |
00:40:20 |
A woman loves a man |
00:40:22 |
Bringing out the big guns. |
00:40:24 |
- Let's go deep. |
00:40:25 |
Why do they always |
00:40:27 |
I can't believe |
00:40:30 |
Only for a few seconds. |
00:40:32 |
He was the most adorable, |
00:40:38 |
Are you dating him, or are you |
00:40:43 |
Andie, I am loving |
00:40:48 |
Thank you, Lana. |
00:40:50 |
When are you seeing him again? |
00:40:51 |
Tonight. |
00:40:53 |
He's invited me over for dinner. |
00:40:56 |
Marvelous. I've got |
00:40:59 |
Thanks, Lana. |
00:41:01 |
I hate it when she pops |
00:41:03 |
Ahem! |
00:41:05 |
I heard that. |
00:41:06 |
And Andie, tonight, |
00:41:12 |
Oh, my God! |
00:41:15 |
Disgusting. |
00:41:20 |
You know you could've |
00:41:22 |
Come on in. Door's open. |
00:41:24 |
I'm holding you so tight |
00:41:25 |
You know you could've been |
00:41:27 |
- Hi. |
00:41:29 |
I hope you brought |
00:41:31 |
Whew. |
00:41:32 |
We got a feast tonight. |
00:41:34 |
Hmm. |
00:41:35 |
- And baby so, so sweeted |
00:41:37 |
Oh... |
00:41:39 |
You know you could've been |
00:41:41 |
isn't that sweet? |
00:41:42 |
Hmm? |
00:41:43 |
Go on and pour yourself |
00:41:46 |
We got diner in about five |
00:41:47 |
and tip-off in about eight. |
00:41:49 |
Great. I'm starving. |
00:41:51 |
The way you do |
00:41:53 |
As pretty as you are |
00:41:55 |
Mmm... |
00:41:56 |
You know you could've |
00:41:57 |
Ah... |
00:41:58 |
If looks were minutes |
00:42:02 |
You know you could've |
00:42:04 |
Oh... |
00:42:05 |
Well, you could've |
00:42:07 |
So perfectly pink! |
00:42:09 |
I can tell you |
00:42:11 |
The way you do the things |
00:42:14 |
The way you do |
00:42:20 |
Pour la pièce de résistance. |
00:42:25 |
Ah... |
00:42:29 |
Sheryl, Tori, |
00:42:30 |
Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly... |
00:42:37 |
Great. |
00:42:38 |
Got two minutes to game time. |
00:42:41 |
You walked into the party |
00:42:44 |
Like you were walking |
00:42:49 |
You had strategically dipped |
00:42:54 |
Your scarf... it was apricot |
00:42:58 |
Wow. Look at all this stuff. |
00:43:00 |
- You had one eye in the mirror |
00:43:03 |
- As you watched |
00:43:05 |
- Yourself gavotte |
00:43:08 |
And all the girls dreamed that |
00:43:10 |
They'd be Ben's partner, |
00:43:13 |
And you're so vain |
00:43:16 |
Oh. |
00:43:18 |
You probably think |
00:43:20 |
It's a baby fern. |
00:43:22 |
Really? Oh, yeah? |
00:43:24 |
Just like our relationship. |
00:43:25 |
A helpless little baby |
00:43:29 |
Don't you? Don't you? |
00:43:32 |
Thank you. |
00:43:33 |
You had me several years ago |
00:43:35 |
- Turn it down. |
00:43:36 |
Okay, let's check out |
00:43:38 |
Have a seat. |
00:43:39 |
For the New York Knicks. |
00:43:40 |
- At the point, Latrell Sprewell |
00:43:42 |
Game two. Welcome to |
00:43:46 |
Oh, oh. Here. |
00:43:49 |
Mm-mm-mm, mm-hmm. |
00:43:52 |
Dinner is served. |
00:43:53 |
Chef's special tonight. |
00:43:55 |
Lamb with a cherry glaze. |
00:43:58 |
Start you off |
00:44:02 |
right about there. |
00:44:05 |
A few carrots. |
00:44:07 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey. |
00:44:09 |
You okay? |
00:44:11 |
It's beautiful. |
00:44:15 |
Thanks. |
00:44:16 |
You're beautiful. |
00:44:18 |
The game, the whole thing. |
00:44:22 |
I wish I ate meat. |
00:44:27 |
Mary had a little lamb |
00:44:31 |
Little lamb... |
00:44:35 |
You have to take it away |
00:44:40 |
This stuff's for cows. |
00:44:47 |
- Hi. |
00:44:48 |
How you doing? |
00:44:50 |
Oh, aw, it's just |
00:44:53 |
- You okay? |
00:44:55 |
All right. |
00:44:56 |
Uh, excuse me, m'am? |
00:44:57 |
Do you happen to know the |
00:45:00 |
Do I look like |
00:45:01 |
who knows the score |
00:45:03 |
No, you don't. |
00:45:07 |
Is something wrong |
00:45:11 |
No, no. |
00:45:18 |
My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! |
00:45:23 |
And I can't eat |
00:45:26 |
I can't eat in front of you! |
00:45:27 |
- I have to go to the bathroom. |
00:45:30 |
I don't think you're fat. |
00:45:35 |
I don't think she's fat. |
00:45:47 |
What's happening? |
00:45:48 |
Spre just turned up; |
00:45:51 |
Knicks' ball. |
00:45:52 |
Get the ball, man. |
00:45:54 |
Oh, come on! |
00:45:55 |
Throw it! |
00:45:57 |
Oh! That was in! |
00:45:58 |
- Oh, man! |
00:45:59 |
Come on, get it back. |
00:46:03 |
Come on. |
00:46:04 |
Get the ball back, |
00:46:05 |
Jackson takes the ball. |
00:46:07 |
A spin by Jackson. |
00:46:08 |
- Get it back! |
00:46:09 |
Damn! |
00:46:10 |
And the time has run out. |
00:46:11 |
- Damn! |
00:46:13 |
The Kings have beaten |
00:46:14 |
Their first win in the series. |
00:46:16 |
Next game. |
00:46:25 |
Well, that was fun. |
00:46:27 |
Okay. 11:25. |
00:46:30 |
Sports. |
00:46:32 |
Ah, there we are. |
00:46:33 |
Uh-huh, uh-huh. |
00:46:35 |
Then it's Mark Jackson with |
00:46:38 |
Sorry we missed the game. |
00:46:39 |
Post, post. Reverse it! |
00:46:41 |
30 seconds left in the game, |
00:46:44 |
There we go, baby! |
00:46:45 |
Oh, I can't believe |
00:46:46 |
he missed that shot. |
00:46:47 |
Take it, take it! |
00:46:49 |
- 12 seconds left, the game... |
00:46:51 |
How the hell did you know |
00:46:53 |
...with a narrow Monroe move. |
00:46:55 |
He always misses... the shot |
00:46:57 |
...the way it ended... |
00:46:59 |
...as the Knicks |
00:47:03 |
Aah, man. |
00:47:07 |
Houston never misses |
00:47:09 |
from the top of the key. |
00:47:17 |
Oh! |
00:47:19 |
- Whoa. |
00:47:22 |
Does Princess Sophia |
00:47:25 |
Who's Princess Sophia? |
00:47:31 |
- No, no, no, no... no! |
00:47:33 |
Aw, yo-yo-yo-you... |
00:47:35 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, |
00:47:37 |
Princess Sophia? |
00:47:38 |
Little, big, little, |
00:47:40 |
We will find out! |
00:47:41 |
Ah, you know, |
00:47:43 |
Ah, no, no. |
00:47:45 |
All right, listen. |
00:47:47 |
You can't name my... my member |
00:47:49 |
Princess Sophia. |
00:47:51 |
Yes, I can. |
00:47:52 |
Listen. L-L-Listen to me. |
00:47:54 |
If-If you're going to name... |
00:47:56 |
you got to name it something |
00:47:59 |
Something like Spike or Butch, |
00:48:01 |
but not Princess Sophia. |
00:48:03 |
What did you just say? |
00:48:04 |
Spike. |
00:48:06 |
You know what I mean? |
00:48:08 |
No, no, after Spike. |
00:48:10 |
Butch. |
00:48:11 |
After Butch. |
00:48:15 |
Krull... Krull, |
00:48:18 |
Does Kr-rull, the Warrior King |
00:48:25 |
- Oh, come on... |
00:48:27 |
...Krull. |
00:48:30 |
You know what? |
00:48:32 |
Due to... |
00:48:34 |
intense humiliation, |
00:48:37 |
momentarily abdicated |
00:48:39 |
- Okay? |
00:48:42 |
Yeah. |
00:48:43 |
Well, in that case... |
00:48:46 |
I'd better get going. |
00:48:51 |
Take care of our love fern, |
00:49:11 |
Hi. Mm. |
00:49:14 |
Can I see you tomorrow? |
00:49:16 |
Really? |
00:49:17 |
I hope so. |
00:49:20 |
Call me. |
00:49:21 |
I will. |
00:49:22 |
And I'll call you. |
00:49:23 |
Sweet dreams. |
00:49:24 |
Answer your phone! |
00:49:26 |
What? |
00:49:30 |
What was "icy" again? |
00:49:31 |
"Arctic, freezing, frigid. " |
00:49:34 |
How about "glitter"? |
00:49:36 |
Thayer's favorite movie. |
00:49:38 |
It was underrated. |
00:49:39 |
Huh? |
00:49:40 |
"Glint, glisten, |
00:49:42 |
"Scintillation... " |
00:49:45 |
Aw, that sucks. |
00:49:46 |
Guys, let's take a break. |
00:49:47 |
Huh? A little coffee |
00:49:49 |
Shake it out. |
00:49:50 |
Maybe I'll be able |
00:49:52 |
since the woman |
00:49:55 |
Which woman... Andie, |
00:49:57 |
- Ah! |
00:49:58 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! |
00:50:00 |
Wait a second. |
00:50:01 |
I thought you said |
00:50:03 |
that she was a goddess. |
00:50:04 |
Oh, she was. That was |
00:50:06 |
This amazing, fun, |
00:50:08 |
I'm talking |
00:50:11 |
It's like a... |
00:50:12 |
it's like a crack-enhanced |
00:50:15 |
She... she's |
00:50:16 |
Well, her South Pole's |
00:50:19 |
Well, all you gotta do |
00:50:23 |
Muffin! |
00:50:24 |
Which shouldn't be |
00:50:26 |
- Hi! |
00:50:27 |
- My little muffin. |
00:50:28 |
We were just talking about you. |
00:50:30 |
- Hi. |
00:50:31 |
How are you? |
00:50:33 |
Oh, thank you. |
00:50:34 |
Andie, this is Tony, |
00:50:35 |
- Oh, yes. |
00:50:36 |
Benny Wenny's told me |
00:50:38 |
Oh, well, Benny Wenny's said |
00:50:41 |
Oh... |
00:50:42 |
Oh, they don't look |
00:50:44 |
Honey, |
00:50:45 |
Hmm? |
00:50:46 |
Look what |
00:50:47 |
I got for us. Oh. |
00:50:49 |
Look at that. |
00:50:51 |
Oh, wow! |
00:50:53 |
- Ooh! |
00:50:55 |
Jumper. |
00:50:56 |
It's a Chinese Crested, |
00:50:59 |
No kidding. |
00:51:00 |
- A Chinese Crested. |
00:51:02 |
So, it-it's like a dog, right? |
00:51:04 |
Oh, hey. |
00:51:04 |
There he is. |
00:51:05 |
Ooh, Ben. Ben. |
00:51:07 |
You got a dog. |
00:51:08 |
You're hurting Krull's feelings. |
00:51:09 |
Krull, is it? |
00:51:10 |
Krull. Krull, the Warrior King. |
00:51:12 |
Well, sure, 'cause |
00:51:15 |
Oh, oh, oh. |
00:51:16 |
Oh, wait, there's more. |
00:51:17 |
What do you got there? |
00:51:18 |
Oh, nice. |
00:51:19 |
- For me? |
00:51:20 |
- Get out of town. |
00:51:21 |
That's like the... |
00:51:23 |
- Medium. Oh, yeah. |
00:51:25 |
Now, that is going to fit |
00:51:27 |
No, Ben, put it on. |
00:51:28 |
No, you should try |
00:51:29 |
you don't know if it's |
00:51:31 |
Oh, go for it. |
00:51:32 |
That has never hurt anybody. |
00:51:33 |
Huh? Huh? |
00:51:35 |
for a better occasion, |
00:51:36 |
Check that out. |
00:51:38 |
Oh, yeah, that's nice. |
00:51:40 |
- Hey. |
00:51:41 |
You're a vision in khaki. |
00:51:44 |
It's going to be |
00:51:48 |
Just the three of us. |
00:51:50 |
We are, aren't we? |
00:51:52 |
Wow. |
00:51:54 |
He's our boy, Ben. |
00:51:55 |
Oh, see, that's sweet. |
00:51:58 |
Mm-hmm, hey, mm-hmm. |
00:52:00 |
Whoa, ho, ho, ho, |
00:52:02 |
Andie, hey, it's good |
00:52:04 |
Ah, I got you. |
00:52:05 |
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. |
00:52:06 |
Gotcha, gotcha, |
00:52:07 |
Oh... |
00:52:08 |
He's just |
00:52:10 |
- Whoa! |
00:52:12 |
Okay, well, he's a pisser. |
00:52:15 |
Come here, little tinkle king. |
00:52:16 |
No, no, no. |
00:52:17 |
Come here, tinkle king. |
00:52:18 |
- He is a tinkle king. |
00:52:20 |
Who's my little tinkler? |
00:52:22 |
Well, congratulations, |
00:52:23 |
little plaid family. |
00:52:24 |
We, you know, |
00:52:26 |
of work we got to do, |
00:52:27 |
we're still on for poker |
00:52:28 |
at your house this weekend? |
00:52:29 |
- Oh, you count on it. |
00:52:31 |
- Yeah. |
00:52:32 |
Yeah, it was nice meeting you, |
00:52:33 |
Nice to meet you. |
00:52:34 |
And, of course, Krull. |
00:52:35 |
- Bye. Say bye, Krullie. |
00:52:36 |
A little soap and water |
00:52:38 |
He goes, "Woof, woof. " |
00:52:39 |
Yeah, thank you, buds. |
00:52:41 |
Oh, come here. Ooh. |
00:52:43 |
Do you love him? |
00:52:44 |
Oh, I do. |
00:52:45 |
Oh, look at Krull's necklace. |
00:52:47 |
He's got more ice than |
00:52:51 |
Oh, it's just a little frosting. |
00:52:56 |
Frosting? |
00:52:57 |
Frosting. |
00:53:00 |
We were thinking bold, |
00:53:01 |
new, fresh. |
00:53:02 |
"Frost yourself. " |
00:53:04 |
Excuse me? |
00:53:05 |
"Frost yourself... " |
00:53:06 |
The slogan for the campaign. |
00:53:08 |
You frost a cake. |
00:53:09 |
We're in the middle |
00:53:12 |
I'm talking about diamonds. |
00:53:14 |
As in, "Whoa, would you |
00:53:17 |
- Frost yourself. |
00:53:18 |
How did you come up with it? |
00:53:20 |
I got it off the woman |
00:53:21 |
who is falling |
00:53:22 |
Oh... |
00:53:23 |
It may have possibilities, |
00:53:24 |
but as far as the woman who's |
00:53:27 |
I will decide that at the party. |
00:53:29 |
If he can get her there. |
00:53:30 |
Now, just think about it... |
00:53:34 |
Frost yourself. |
00:53:35 |
Mm-hmm. We could introduce it |
00:53:37 |
It-It should be the theme. |
00:53:38 |
Yes. |
00:53:38 |
Everything frosted. |
00:53:39 |
- All of it. |
00:53:41 |
Chandeliers. |
00:53:42 |
Ah, jewels everywhere. |
00:53:43 |
The women. |
00:53:44 |
The whole party... |
00:53:45 |
a sparkling diamond. |
00:53:47 |
All of it frosted. |
00:53:50 |
Women of New York! |
00:53:52 |
Frost yourselves! |
00:53:54 |
Hey, frost this! |
00:53:56 |
Well, I like it. |
00:54:03 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, |
00:54:04 |
yeah, yeah, I hear you. |
00:54:05 |
You have 17 new messages. |
00:54:08 |
Message one. Received at 5:44. |
00:54:10 |
Oh. Sit down. Sit. |
00:54:11 |
Hi, sweetie pea. It's me. |
00:54:14 |
Where are you? |
00:54:15 |
I'm not home. |
00:54:16 |
Received at 5:47. |
00:54:18 |
Benny, it's Andie. |
00:54:21 |
Three. Received at 5:48. |
00:54:24 |
Benny Bear, are you not |
00:54:26 |
Yeah, I am. |
00:54:27 |
Four. Received at 5:49. |
00:54:29 |
Hey, buddy. |
00:54:30 |
Game three tonight. Blondie's. |
00:54:31 |
Don't be late |
00:54:34 |
Who is it?! |
00:54:35 |
It's me. |
00:54:36 |
Five. Received at 5:52. |
00:54:39 |
It's me. |
00:54:40 |
Ah! |
00:54:41 |
Ow! |
00:54:42 |
Ow! |
00:54:44 |
What a surprise. |
00:54:45 |
Tried to get ahold of you. |
00:54:46 |
Yeah? |
00:54:47 |
I did something kind of wacky. |
00:54:49 |
Eh? |
00:54:51 |
Yes. I used Photoshop |
00:54:53 |
to composite our faces together |
00:54:55 |
to see what our kids |
00:54:58 |
Our... Family... Album! |
00:55:12 |
You don't want |
00:55:15 |
We don't have... |
00:55:18 |
children. |
00:55:30 |
I hate you. |
00:55:35 |
You know what? |
00:55:36 |
I'm sorry. No, no, no. |
00:55:37 |
I didn't mean it |
00:55:39 |
I... Show me, show me, |
00:55:41 |
Please show me. |
00:55:42 |
We don't have children! |
00:55:44 |
Oh, I thought you meant... |
00:55:46 |
I just want to... |
00:55:47 |
Will you show them to me? |
00:55:49 |
You don't want to see them. |
00:55:51 |
I do. Please, please |
00:55:53 |
I really do |
00:55:55 |
Really? |
00:55:57 |
Yeah. |
00:55:58 |
Okay. |
00:56:01 |
Oh, that's our wedding. |
00:56:06 |
And this is our first child... |
00:56:08 |
Benny, Jr. |
00:56:10 |
Yeah. |
00:56:13 |
Oh, there's us |
00:56:14 |
vacationing in Hawaii. |
00:56:16 |
Little Andie's |
00:56:19 |
and dum-da-da-dah, |
00:56:21 |
Benjamin, Jr. On yours. |
00:56:22 |
Yeah, yeah, |
00:56:23 |
There's little Andie. |
00:56:24 |
Oh, there are the kids |
00:56:26 |
in Switzerland, |
00:56:28 |
Our kids are really... |
00:56:31 |
attractive. |
00:56:39 |
Yeah! |
00:56:41 |
Ah, hey, Mom. |
00:56:44 |
Ah, yeah, I'm-I'm doing fine. |
00:56:45 |
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she is. |
00:56:46 |
Just a second. |
00:56:47 |
It's for you. |
00:56:49 |
Oh, great. |
00:56:51 |
Hey, Glenda. |
00:56:53 |
Why is my mom |
00:56:55 |
Shh. |
00:56:56 |
I just showed him. |
00:56:59 |
Yeah, well, he |
00:57:01 |
will be very attractive. |
00:57:06 |
Oh, no. |
00:57:08 |
All right, |
00:57:10 |
Call me later. |
00:57:11 |
Tomorrow. Yeah, great. |
00:57:13 |
Okay, Glenda. |
00:57:14 |
Love you, too. Bye. |
00:57:17 |
Thanks, honey. |
00:57:18 |
Yeah. |
00:57:21 |
So you and my mom, |
00:57:25 |
Yeah, I called |
00:57:27 |
baby pictures of |
00:57:29 |
Hey, you never told me... |
00:57:31 |
that you wore diapers |
00:57:36 |
You know what, honey, |
00:57:37 |
Uh-oh. |
00:57:38 |
Ah, no, |
00:57:41 |
come on, man. |
00:57:42 |
You think maybe he thinks |
00:58:10 |
Oh... |
00:58:13 |
Oh, man. |
00:58:21 |
Oh! |
00:58:23 |
Ah... Ah... No, no, |
00:58:28 |
No, man! Come on! |
00:58:37 |
Hey, Benny Bear? |
00:58:38 |
Hey! |
00:58:39 |
Do you have plans tonight? |
00:58:40 |
Tonight? |
00:58:41 |
I have another surprise for you. |
00:58:43 |
Ah... you know what? |
00:58:46 |
Not a good night for me. |
00:58:48 |
I- I, I gotta work. |
00:58:49 |
- Of all things. |
00:58:51 |
Yeah, yeah, I know. |
00:58:52 |
We got a Knicks game on. |
00:58:53 |
I had a broccoli- |
00:58:54 |
planned for you and me, |
00:58:57 |
and we're not going to be able |
00:58:59 |
'cause I got to go in to work. |
00:59:00 |
That's too bad, 'cause |
00:59:03 |
Tickets? |
00:59:05 |
Tickets! Great tickets. |
00:59:07 |
Front row seats, |
00:59:09 |
I mean, you can smell... |
00:59:11 |
the sweat. |
00:59:13 |
I guess... |
00:59:16 |
I... |
00:59:17 |
I don't really have to. |
00:59:19 |
Oh, why don't I |
00:59:21 |
call Tony, and he can come |
00:59:23 |
Great. |
00:59:25 |
Oh, yeah! Thank you. |
00:59:27 |
Honey, you're more than welcome. |
00:59:29 |
Yes! |
00:59:32 |
Oh, look what time it is. Huh? |
00:59:36 |
This is |
00:59:39 |
and I'm going |
00:59:46 |
Reaches up, |
00:59:50 |
It was the most |
00:59:52 |
I've ever... seen. |
00:59:56 |
And after all this, |
00:59:58 |
Oh, I'm telling you, |
01:00:01 |
Come on, guys, |
01:00:02 |
concentrate. |
01:00:03 |
Are you being clingy? |
01:00:06 |
Clingy, needy, whiny... |
01:00:08 |
Baby talk? |
01:00:10 |
Occasionally. I mean, |
01:00:13 |
I used to obsess |
01:00:16 |
Or better yet, talk about |
01:00:18 |
It's good, it's good, it's good, |
01:00:20 |
but it's not going |
01:00:22 |
I mean, this is Defcon Five, |
01:00:24 |
and I have |
01:00:25 |
truly appalling... |
01:00:30 |
Look, I have to think |
01:00:32 |
Wait, why not tonight? |
01:00:35 |
Poker night. Boys' night out. |
01:00:37 |
Oh, Mike used to have |
01:00:38 |
Boys' night? You're |
01:00:40 |
They do it every week. |
01:00:43 |
Before... he met... you. |
01:00:45 |
What are you suggesting? |
01:00:48 |
I think you know |
01:00:52 |
- Feel lucky, boys? |
01:00:54 |
Gentle Ben, that's two bucks. |
01:00:56 |
I'm feeling luckier than you. |
01:00:59 |
Glad to not have to sit |
01:01:03 |
That's what true love |
01:01:05 |
I fold. |
01:01:06 |
All right, I'll see your two, |
01:01:08 |
She's in love with you? |
01:01:09 |
You kidding me? |
01:01:10 |
Call. |
01:01:11 |
All right, guys, |
01:01:13 |
- read 'em and weep. |
01:01:14 |
Got ladies over fours, huh? |
01:01:16 |
- Damn. |
01:01:18 |
I have a three and an ace. |
01:01:20 |
It does not get |
01:01:22 |
Look at that. |
01:01:23 |
Bennykins, I'm home. |
01:01:28 |
Hi, honey. |
01:01:30 |
Hey, Andie. |
01:01:33 |
She has a key? |
01:01:35 |
Is that legal? |
01:01:37 |
I wasn't expecting you. |
01:01:41 |
How'd you get a... key? |
01:01:43 |
Oh, honey, Francesco, |
01:01:46 |
he made me a copy. |
01:01:48 |
Francesco, huh? |
01:01:49 |
Hmm. All right. |
01:01:51 |
You're not mad, are you, |
01:01:53 |
- No, I'm not mad. |
01:01:54 |
No, no, no, no, no. |
01:01:56 |
- Oh, good. |
01:01:57 |
- Everybody, Tony, Clar, Francis. |
01:01:59 |
- Hey. |
01:02:00 |
Hi. |
01:02:05 |
Tony, hi, |
01:02:06 |
- Tony! |
01:02:07 |
- Ronald. |
01:02:08 |
Joe. |
01:02:09 |
- Joe. |
01:02:10 |
I didn't mean to interrupt |
01:02:12 |
We got it, we got it. |
01:02:14 |
I brought some yummy snacks. |
01:02:16 |
Snacks? Hmm. |
01:02:17 |
The game is hold 'em. |
01:02:20 |
Three up for company, |
01:02:22 |
Oh, Tony. |
01:02:23 |
Hmm? |
01:02:24 |
- Yucky, yucky pizza. |
01:02:26 |
- Yucky pizza. |
01:02:28 |
Yummy, yummy, |
01:02:30 |
Oh... oh. |
01:02:32 |
- First card up is a nine. |
01:02:36 |
I'll take one. |
01:02:38 |
Yeah. Sure, yeah. |
01:02:39 |
Good boys. Good. |
01:02:41 |
Here we go... get rid |
01:02:43 |
Thank you very much. |
01:02:44 |
- Three up, three up. |
01:02:46 |
Look around the horn, |
01:02:48 |
look around the horn. |
01:03:03 |
Ssss... |
01:03:09 |
Thanks, Benny. |
01:03:10 |
Thayer. |
01:03:11 |
That means you, too, Thayer. |
01:03:13 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:03:15 |
All right, |
01:03:16 |
Next card, five, |
01:03:17 |
nines and fives, |
01:03:18 |
That's back to you, Tito. |
01:03:19 |
Oh! Nine and a seven. |
01:03:22 |
Go for the straight. |
01:03:24 |
Hmm. |
01:03:26 |
Round two. |
01:03:27 |
Tone, the bone, you're up, man. |
01:03:28 |
She told you my hand. |
01:03:30 |
Peekaboo! |
01:03:31 |
- Oh, hey. |
01:03:34 |
Guys, are we going to play cards |
01:03:36 |
What game are we playing? |
01:03:38 |
We're playing hold 'em? |
01:03:43 |
All right, |
01:03:45 |
We got a nine up, nine up, guys, |
01:03:46 |
- nine up, nine up. |
01:03:49 |
Blow. |
01:03:50 |
Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles. |
01:03:53 |
I hate Mr. Sniffles. |
01:03:55 |
Come on, stuffy head. |
01:04:02 |
Good, good, good. |
01:04:04 |
Ooh... white. |
01:04:05 |
- Healthy boy. |
01:04:07 |
- Healthy. |
01:04:11 |
Tone, get your head |
01:04:13 |
Oh, no. |
01:04:14 |
Are we playing? |
01:04:15 |
Oh, no! |
01:04:17 |
Our love fern! |
01:04:20 |
It's dead! |
01:04:24 |
No, honey, it's just sleeping. |
01:04:26 |
You let it die! |
01:04:31 |
Are you going to let us die? |
01:04:33 |
Hmm? |
01:04:36 |
You should think about that. |
01:04:39 |
What the hell's a love fern? |
01:04:44 |
All right, guys, |
01:04:46 |
let's try to get through |
01:04:51 |
Is she on something? |
01:04:53 |
God, I hope so. |
01:05:00 |
Hi. |
01:05:05 |
Are you saying I'm some kind of |
01:05:08 |
- mental person?! |
01:05:11 |
Oh, Tony! |
01:05:12 |
What? He was talking about... |
01:05:14 |
- Come on. |
01:05:15 |
- Andie. |
01:05:19 |
I'm taking this love fern |
01:05:31 |
Hang on. |
01:05:32 |
Hey. |
01:05:34 |
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, |
01:05:36 |
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. |
01:05:37 |
What just happened in there? |
01:05:39 |
I'm going to go listen. |
01:05:40 |
- Yeah. |
01:05:43 |
Look, this is getting |
01:05:45 |
All right? You're acting |
01:05:47 |
You know that? |
01:05:48 |
Oh, so I am insane. |
01:05:50 |
No, you're acting insane. |
01:05:52 |
Shut up, Krull. |
01:05:55 |
Oh, he is an innocent animal. |
01:05:57 |
And he'll live, okay? |
01:05:58 |
I don't know |
01:05:59 |
if I can be with somebody |
01:06:00 |
who doesn't like animals |
01:06:01 |
and thinks I'm a mental person. |
01:06:02 |
That's what I'm talking about. |
01:06:04 |
Where's the sexy, cool, fun, |
01:06:07 |
smart, beautiful |
01:06:09 |
All right? The one who wanted |
01:06:11 |
to be a serious journalist, huh? |
01:06:13 |
You're up, you're down, |
01:06:15 |
You're like a freakin' |
01:06:17 |
So I guess this means |
01:06:19 |
Yeah, I guess so. |
01:06:21 |
Fine. |
01:06:22 |
Fine. |
01:06:23 |
Oh, finally. |
01:06:31 |
- Ooh! |
01:06:40 |
It's over, man. |
01:06:41 |
Oh, man, that's... |
01:06:42 |
No, no, no, no, no. |
01:06:43 |
- No, no, no. |
01:06:45 |
- Four days. Four days. |
01:06:47 |
Guys, you were here... |
01:06:48 |
the one-woman homage |
01:06:50 |
You saw it, huh! |
01:06:51 |
Yeah, I did. |
01:06:53 |
Yeah. |
01:06:54 |
It's not sexy. |
01:06:55 |
- He's right, he's right. |
01:06:58 |
So, do-do you think Spears |
01:07:00 |
comfortable in |
01:07:02 |
Oh, absolutely. Sure. |
01:07:03 |
- Maybe he's excited that |
01:07:04 |
He's going to be |
01:07:06 |
- Hey, hey, hey! |
01:07:07 |
He may get, like, |
01:07:09 |
Hey, that's done! |
01:07:10 |
- Couples therapy. |
01:07:11 |
What? |
01:07:12 |
Every time my wife |
01:07:13 |
I suggest couples therapy. |
01:07:14 |
It'll buy you |
01:07:16 |
She-she hates him! |
01:07:17 |
Therapy. Couples therapy. |
01:07:19 |
Yeah, couples therapy. |
01:07:20 |
Couples therapy! |
01:07:21 |
- Couples therapy. |
01:07:22 |
Couples therapy. |
01:07:23 |
- Couples therapy. |
01:07:25 |
Couples therapy! |
01:07:27 |
Whoa! |
01:07:38 |
Ah! |
01:07:39 |
Andie! |
01:07:40 |
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, listen. |
01:07:42 |
Can you forgive me, sugar puss? |
01:07:43 |
Look, I don't know what |
01:07:46 |
I- I'm sorry. |
01:07:47 |
I am way out of line, Andie. |
01:07:48 |
Can you... can you give me |
01:07:52 |
Haven't you had enough? |
01:07:55 |
Hey, look, I'm willing |
01:07:57 |
Get up. |
01:07:58 |
I'll do... |
01:08:00 |
Get up. |
01:08:01 |
Look, what do you think |
01:08:03 |
What do you think about... |
01:08:04 |
couples... therapy? |
01:08:08 |
Couples therapy? |
01:08:09 |
Couples therapy. |
01:08:10 |
Look, Thayer up there, |
01:08:12 |
he's got this doctor. |
01:08:13 |
He says he's a hell of a guy. |
01:08:15 |
No, I know a therapist |
01:08:17 |
with somebody like you, |
01:08:19 |
Yes, that's what I need. |
01:08:21 |
I will call and schedule |
01:08:22 |
Baby, wh-whatever it takes. |
01:08:24 |
Kiss. |
01:08:26 |
Thank you, sweetheart. |
01:08:28 |
Thank you for understanding. |
01:08:30 |
I love you, Binky... |
01:08:33 |
but I don't have to |
01:08:41 |
Thank you, Andie. |
01:08:47 |
Ah, damn it! |
01:08:49 |
S- S-Shit! |
01:08:52 |
If you're really going |
01:08:55 |
you're going to have |
01:08:57 |
- Yeah. |
01:08:58 |
Okay. |
01:08:59 |
Bare that beautiful soul. |
01:09:00 |
Let me see your teeth. |
01:09:03 |
Andie Anderson. |
01:09:05 |
Benjamin Barry. |
01:09:07 |
Please come in. |
01:09:09 |
Hi, welcome. |
01:09:16 |
Before we get started, |
01:09:17 |
how are you planning on paying |
01:09:19 |
Sweetie? |
01:09:22 |
How much is it? |
01:09:23 |
$300. |
01:09:24 |
$300? |
01:09:25 |
Mm-hmm. |
01:09:27 |
Whatever it takes, yeah. |
01:09:30 |
So, tell me, |
01:09:31 |
how long have you guys |
01:09:33 |
Seven days. |
01:09:34 |
Seven days. |
01:09:36 |
Interesting. |
01:09:37 |
Is it too soon |
01:09:39 |
Well, Ben, |
01:09:40 |
seven days isn't like |
01:09:43 |
- It's like a week. |
01:09:46 |
Did you hear that tone? |
01:09:48 |
How can we not have |
01:09:50 |
with a tone like that? |
01:09:52 |
How are things |
01:09:55 |
Oh! |
01:09:57 |
Ooh-ooh. |
01:09:58 |
No, no... |
01:09:59 |
- we haven't had sex. |
01:10:01 |
Ben has a little, bitty problem. |
01:10:03 |
- I don't have a problem. |
01:10:04 |
Yes, you do. |
01:10:05 |
- No, I do not have a problem. |
01:10:07 |
It's a big problem. |
01:10:08 |
- I do not have a problem. |
01:10:10 |
Look, look, look, wait a minute. |
01:10:11 |
The one night that we even |
01:10:12 |
getting close to having sex, |
01:10:14 |
all right, she up and decides |
01:10:17 |
Penis? |
01:10:18 |
Yeah. "Princess Sophia. " Ha! |
01:10:20 |
You want to talk about |
01:10:21 |
shooting a man's horse? |
01:10:23 |
I thought it was |
01:10:25 |
Hmm, I see, Benjamin. |
01:10:27 |
And when was it |
01:10:30 |
that you were attracted |
01:10:33 |
- What? |
01:10:35 |
Hmm. |
01:10:36 |
Benjamin, this is a safe space. |
01:10:38 |
Look, it's just simple... |
01:10:41 |
It just happened that way. |
01:10:42 |
Methinks thou doth |
01:10:43 |
- protesth too much. |
01:10:45 |
This is the shit |
01:10:46 |
What the hell was that? |
01:10:47 |
Whoa, whoa. |
01:10:48 |
What did I do? |
01:10:49 |
I mean, this is what she does. |
01:10:51 |
You know, I'm hearing a lot |
01:10:56 |
Rage-o-holic. |
01:10:57 |
I'm not a rage-o-holic! |
01:10:59 |
- I called that one. |
01:11:00 |
You know what... |
01:11:04 |
Okay, and let it go. |
01:11:05 |
Just let it go. |
01:11:07 |
Yeah. |
01:11:08 |
Yeah. I feel better. |
01:11:10 |
Okay. Come here. |
01:11:12 |
I've seen this before. |
01:11:14 |
- I've seen it many times. |
01:11:16 |
Yeah. |
01:11:17 |
Whoo, would you two |
01:11:20 |
No. |
01:11:21 |
Maybe you should get a room. |
01:11:22 |
You are hitting |
01:11:23 |
on our shrink! |
01:11:26 |
- No, I'm not. |
01:11:27 |
No, I'm not. |
01:11:28 |
And you are |
01:11:29 |
Jesus, five seconds ago, |
01:11:31 |
Now I'm a pathological flirt? |
01:11:33 |
I sweat when I get nervous. |
01:11:35 |
Which one is it, Andie? |
01:11:36 |
And besides, |
01:11:39 |
on another woman? |
01:11:39 |
You've got more than |
01:11:41 |
enough personalities |
01:11:43 |
That was hurtful. |
01:11:45 |
Okay, Ben. |
01:11:46 |
Are you ashamed of Andie? |
01:11:48 |
- Of course he is! |
01:11:49 |
Of course he is. |
01:11:50 |
I'm not ashamed. |
01:11:51 |
How do you think |
01:11:53 |
that makes me feel? |
01:11:54 |
I'm not ashamed of you. |
01:11:55 |
It's like, when I talked |
01:11:57 |
he freaked out. |
01:11:59 |
No, see, you-you did that |
01:12:01 |
She did it behind my back. |
01:12:02 |
I just wanted to say "hi. " |
01:12:04 |
Andie, you want to talk |
01:12:06 |
Y- You want to talk to my mother? |
01:12:07 |
Talk to my mother. |
01:12:08 |
Hey, you want to talk |
01:12:10 |
You can talk |
01:12:12 |
Hell, we can go to Staten |
01:12:14 |
with them, Andie. |
01:12:15 |
Now, that is |
01:12:17 |
It... it is? |
01:12:18 |
How about it, Andie? |
01:12:20 |
What? |
01:12:21 |
Would you like to go |
01:12:46 |
Uncle Ben, hi! |
01:12:51 |
Thanks. |
01:12:52 |
Yes, ma'am. |
01:12:53 |
Hey, Mom, Pop, |
01:12:56 |
Yeah, bullshit! |
01:12:58 |
Who's that handsome guy? |
01:12:59 |
That's my dad when |
01:13:02 |
He got stationed here |
01:13:04 |
- Bullshit! |
01:13:05 |
Hey, darling. |
01:13:06 |
Hey, sweetie. |
01:13:07 |
I'm glad to see you. |
01:13:08 |
You know who this is? |
01:13:10 |
I do, and I need you |
01:13:12 |
see if he needs changing. |
01:13:13 |
I know who that is. |
01:13:15 |
- Hi. |
01:13:16 |
to have you here in the flesh. |
01:13:17 |
You're just as pretty |
01:13:19 |
Glenda! |
01:13:20 |
I'm coming! |
01:13:22 |
Excuse me. |
01:13:23 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:13:27 |
Bullshit! |
01:13:28 |
And the whole family suffers |
01:13:30 |
I hope that's not a problem. |
01:13:32 |
You're so handsome. |
01:13:33 |
Joey, he suffers |
01:13:34 |
We're going to go get you |
01:13:36 |
Go on out back. |
01:13:37 |
Okay. |
01:13:39 |
Ooh! |
01:13:40 |
Got you. |
01:13:41 |
Okay! |
01:13:42 |
You're it. |
01:13:44 |
He got you. |
01:13:46 |
Oh... |
01:13:47 |
Uncle Arnold says |
01:13:49 |
Yeah, right. |
01:13:51 |
Okay, Uncle Arnold. |
01:13:52 |
I'm just going to say it. |
01:13:53 |
Okay, I'm going to say it... |
01:13:55 |
bullshit! |
01:13:56 |
Hi. |
01:13:58 |
- Honey? |
01:13:59 |
Andie. |
01:14:01 |
Whoa, ho, whoa, well, well! |
01:14:02 |
Come on out here, Andie. |
01:14:03 |
- Meet everybody. |
01:14:04 |
I want you to meet |
01:14:06 |
- Well, hello. |
01:14:06 |
Welcome to our humble abode. |
01:14:08 |
This is Andie, Jack. |
01:14:09 |
Oh, thank you. |
01:14:11 |
And this is our Uncle Arnold. |
01:14:12 |
- Hi, Uncle Arnold. |
01:14:13 |
This is Andie. |
01:14:14 |
You got to watch him. |
01:14:16 |
but he's family, |
01:14:17 |
Intestinal complications. |
01:14:19 |
Yeah, right, Arnold. Prunes. |
01:14:21 |
Did you meet Joey? |
01:14:22 |
A female Andy. |
01:14:23 |
L- E. |
01:14:24 |
Nice to meet you. |
01:14:25 |
Okay, here we go now. |
01:14:26 |
The game is Bullshit, |
01:14:28 |
for the lightning round, |
01:14:29 |
I don't really know how to play. |
01:14:31 |
Well, we're going to teach |
01:14:33 |
Trick is to get rid |
01:14:34 |
in your hand, all right? |
01:14:36 |
So I'm going |
01:14:37 |
and I'm going to see |
01:14:38 |
And, well, do you know? |
01:14:40 |
I've got two aces here. |
01:14:41 |
Well, two aces. |
01:14:47 |
What are you |
01:14:49 |
- I say bullshit. |
01:14:51 |
What did she say? |
01:14:52 |
Did you guys...? |
01:14:53 |
What did you say? |
01:14:54 |
I said bullshit! |
01:14:55 |
All right! |
01:14:56 |
Well, she knows how |
01:14:57 |
Yes, sir. |
01:14:59 |
Hey, big daddy, |
01:15:01 |
Get on over there, big man. |
01:15:03 |
How you doing, Unc? |
01:15:04 |
Hi, Ben. |
01:15:05 |
- That's my grandson. |
01:15:06 |
Hey, how you doing, buddy? |
01:15:07 |
Got a game of Bullshit |
01:15:08 |
A little game of Bullshit. |
01:15:09 |
Want to join us? |
01:15:10 |
Good luck. |
01:15:11 |
What'd you leave me with, Joe? |
01:15:12 |
Look at the expert here. |
01:15:13 |
Okay, now, we went |
01:15:14 |
We're going to start |
01:15:15 |
So we go to twos. |
01:15:17 |
Let's see, now. |
01:15:18 |
Bullshit. |
01:15:19 |
Whoa! |
01:15:20 |
Bullshit, Pop. |
01:15:22 |
He's a human lie detector, |
01:15:24 |
Try this, son: |
01:15:25 |
Two threes. |
01:15:26 |
Mm-hmm. |
01:15:27 |
One four. |
01:15:29 |
Three fives. |
01:15:30 |
Bullshit. |
01:15:33 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
01:15:34 |
You see whose name's on top |
01:15:37 |
Yes, it says "Ben," |
01:15:40 |
You still want to bullshit me? |
01:15:42 |
God, you must be so proud. |
01:15:44 |
I'm doing my best. |
01:15:45 |
Yes. |
01:15:46 |
- Did I b-b-bullshit? |
01:15:47 |
No, I told the truth. |
01:15:49 |
Three fives. |
01:15:51 |
He's good. He's the champ. |
01:15:52 |
All right, all right. |
01:15:55 |
What am I? |
01:15:56 |
Sixes to you. |
01:15:58 |
One six. |
01:16:00 |
One six, all right. |
01:16:00 |
Whoa, look at what I got here. |
01:16:02 |
You see, the key to this game |
01:16:04 |
Two eights. |
01:16:06 |
Bullshit. |
01:16:11 |
Huh? |
01:16:12 |
I- I'm going to have to hurt you. |
01:16:14 |
Uh-huh. You see, |
01:16:15 |
that great at it, but why? |
01:16:17 |
Just 'cause I'm so pure |
01:16:19 |
- So pure of heart. |
01:16:22 |
Hello, hello! |
01:16:24 |
Hey! |
01:16:25 |
Ho! |
01:16:27 |
Hi. |
01:16:28 |
This is Andie. |
01:16:31 |
- Hi, nice to meet you. |
01:16:33 |
Andie is kicking Ben's ass |
01:16:34 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
01:16:35 |
- Oh, I like this girl. |
01:16:37 |
Ben's starting a little |
01:16:40 |
All right, let me get back |
01:16:41 |
Gentle Ben starts with three |
01:16:45 |
What do you got to say |
01:16:54 |
Bullshit. |
01:16:57 |
You heard me. |
01:17:00 |
Ooh-ooh. |
01:17:01 |
Ah. Mm-hmm. |
01:17:04 |
Uh-huh. What is that... |
01:17:08 |
I think somebody's met |
01:17:11 |
Well, I-I, it's... |
01:17:17 |
Loser. |
01:17:18 |
Okay. Two kings. |
01:17:25 |
Bullshit? |
01:17:29 |
Bull... shit! |
01:17:33 |
Yeah, you! |
01:17:35 |
Nah, nah, nah, no! |
01:17:37 |
You have met your match. |
01:17:39 |
And you, Mom... |
01:17:41 |
Pop, I told you. |
01:17:43 |
I didn't see anything. |
01:17:44 |
Cheated me. |
01:17:45 |
Betrayed by my own parents. |
01:17:47 |
The only honest man |
01:17:49 |
is Uncle Arnold, who's asleep. |
01:17:51 |
But I won. |
01:17:53 |
I'm going to go inside |
01:17:55 |
Maybe they won't lie, |
01:17:57 |
Okay, keep my name |
01:17:58 |
Now, Andie, I hope you know |
01:17:59 |
that we are expecting you |
01:18:01 |
because you have held Ben |
01:18:05 |
Yeah, yeah. |
01:18:06 |
...since his tonsillectomy, |
01:18:07 |
and we are thrilled! |
01:18:09 |
Lowest! |
01:18:11 |
Why, were all his other |
01:18:13 |
What other girlfriends? |
01:18:16 |
Ma, he's picky. |
01:18:17 |
You are the first girl |
01:18:20 |
Don't you break |
01:18:23 |
And that dress. Andie, now, |
01:18:31 |
There's a new wind blowing |
01:18:36 |
I'm breathing deeper |
01:18:40 |
And it sure feels good |
01:18:47 |
Yes, sir. |
01:18:48 |
- I want to love somebody |
01:18:50 |
Yes, ma'am. |
01:18:51 |
Love somebody like you. |
01:18:54 |
It's... heavy. |
01:18:56 |
Turn it on. |
01:18:58 |
Good. |
01:18:59 |
- Keep this clutch in. |
01:19:01 |
Brake here on your right. |
01:19:03 |
Your gears are on the left. |
01:19:04 |
- One down. |
01:19:06 |
Now, when we take off, |
01:19:07 |
you're going to give |
01:19:09 |
Uh-huh. |
01:19:10 |
And you're going to go |
01:19:12 |
A little give, a little go. |
01:19:13 |
How's it go? |
01:19:14 |
A little give and a little go? |
01:19:15 |
That's it. |
01:19:18 |
Whoa! |
01:19:23 |
A little clutch and |
01:19:27 |
You got it? |
01:19:28 |
I got it. |
01:19:31 |
I got it. |
01:19:32 |
You got it. |
01:19:33 |
Whoo! |
01:19:34 |
Voilà, voilà, voilà, voilà. |
01:19:37 |
I mean, there's a lot of cool |
01:19:41 |
Use less gas. |
01:19:42 |
In traffic jams, you park |
01:19:45 |
But at the end of the day... |
01:19:47 |
Thank you. |
01:19:48 |
...chicks dig 'em. Ah! |
01:19:51 |
- Oh! |
01:19:56 |
You look so cute. |
01:19:57 |
Can I ask you a question? |
01:19:59 |
Well, yeah. |
01:20:00 |
Chicks dig this? |
01:20:01 |
Yes, chicks dig this. |
01:20:04 |
I'm ready to love somebody |
01:20:07 |
Love somebody like you. |
01:20:11 |
I turned! |
01:20:13 |
Oh, oh, oh, |
01:20:18 |
Yeah, look at you. |
01:20:19 |
Ooh! |
01:20:20 |
Look at this look. |
01:20:22 |
Yeah, now, this shower... |
01:20:25 |
...whoa... |
01:20:26 |
The hot is actually cold. |
01:20:28 |
You got to crank it |
01:20:30 |
and... |
01:20:32 |
if somebody flushes |
01:20:35 |
you are going to get scalded. |
01:20:37 |
The towels are right there. |
01:20:44 |
Everything all right? |
01:20:46 |
Oh, no, it's more than okay. |
01:20:52 |
I love everything |
01:20:54 |
The noise, the smells... |
01:20:55 |
Oh, well, the smells... |
01:20:58 |
I mean... |
01:21:12 |
What's wrong? |
01:21:14 |
It's just that when |
01:21:20 |
she really hugged me... |
01:21:25 |
for winning a game of Bullshit. |
01:21:28 |
Sweetie, that's a good thing. |
01:21:31 |
Smile. |
01:21:34 |
Smile. Now come on. |
01:21:38 |
Okay, that's good, that's it. |
01:21:55 |
Something in your eyes |
01:22:04 |
Makes me want to lose myself |
01:22:15 |
There's something in your voice |
01:22:18 |
Makes my heart beat fast |
01:22:24 |
Hope this feeling lasts |
01:22:33 |
If you knew how much |
01:22:43 |
And how long I've waited |
01:22:51 |
And if you knew how happy |
01:23:02 |
I never thought |
01:23:11 |
It feels like home to me, |
01:23:21 |
It feels like I'm all the way |
01:23:31 |
It feels like home to me, |
01:23:40 |
Feels like I'm all the way back |
01:23:57 |
This is home, huh? |
01:23:58 |
This is home. |
01:24:10 |
Hey, listen, |
01:24:12 |
tomorrow night my boss |
01:24:13 |
for that diamond account |
01:24:15 |
I want you to come with me. |
01:24:18 |
Okay. |
01:24:20 |
Okay? |
01:24:21 |
Yeah. |
01:24:24 |
As my girlfriend. |
01:24:31 |
Are you calling me |
01:24:34 |
Yeah. I think I am. |
01:24:42 |
Won't tomorrow be the tenth day |
01:24:45 |
Mm-hmm. |
01:24:47 |
Maybe after that we'll know. |
01:24:52 |
Listen, don't make any plans |
01:24:54 |
for day 13, okay, |
01:24:56 |
because... |
01:24:59 |
we have a game to go to. |
01:25:01 |
Uh-huh. |
01:25:02 |
Oh! |
01:25:03 |
They're not as good of seats |
01:25:05 |
but this is Game Seven, huh? |
01:25:06 |
Yes? |
01:25:09 |
Ah, come here. |
01:25:33 |
Okay. |
01:25:35 |
Yes? |
01:25:36 |
Lana, |
01:25:38 |
I can't write this article. |
01:25:39 |
Is your computer broken? |
01:25:42 |
I've gotten to know this guy. |
01:25:45 |
Andie, do you see any |
01:25:49 |
anywhere on my clothing? |
01:25:51 |
No. |
01:25:53 |
It's because I'm not your Girl |
01:25:56 |
You'll write the article. |
01:25:57 |
This cover is |
01:25:59 |
as we speak, with a special |
01:26:02 |
which is going to take care of |
01:26:06 |
I want copy on my desk |
01:26:09 |
Okay, but, Lana... |
01:26:11 |
No "but, Lana. " You'll do it... |
01:26:13 |
because you're |
01:26:15 |
a professional. |
01:26:20 |
Yes, I am. |
01:26:56 |
You're beautiful. |
01:27:07 |
You look pretty good, too, |
01:27:24 |
Champagne, madam? |
01:27:25 |
Thank you. |
01:27:39 |
Chalk one up |
01:27:41 |
Wow. Some party. |
01:27:44 |
Hmm? |
01:27:46 |
You're going to do great. |
01:27:48 |
I'm going to go to the bar |
01:27:50 |
I'm going to go to the bar |
01:27:52 |
Oh, good idea. |
01:27:53 |
Okay? And while I do that, |
01:27:56 |
head over there, and... |
01:28:01 |
I can wear those? |
01:28:02 |
Yes, ma'am, you can. |
01:28:12 |
Phillip. |
01:28:14 |
Lana. |
01:28:15 |
I don't see you |
01:28:16 |
Now here you are, |
01:28:17 |
throwing the bash of the year. |
01:28:18 |
I'm glad you could make it. |
01:28:20 |
Like them? |
01:28:21 |
Ah, it suits you. |
01:28:23 |
I know! |
01:28:24 |
Harry Winston. |
01:28:26 |
How did you get |
01:28:28 |
to agree to appear |
01:28:31 |
At the request of Mrs. DeLauer. |
01:28:33 |
Really? |
01:28:34 |
Yes, you see, |
01:28:37 |
70% of the world's diamonds, |
01:28:39 |
and Mrs. DeLauer |
01:28:41 |
controls Mr. DeLauer. |
01:28:43 |
You're bad. |
01:28:45 |
Ah! Enjoy. |
01:28:46 |
Lana! |
01:28:48 |
This is real? |
01:28:49 |
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, |
01:28:51 |
I insist. |
01:28:52 |
Notre bonne Isadora, |
01:28:54 |
Yes, sir. |
01:28:55 |
Such beauty |
01:28:59 |
Oh! |
01:29:00 |
Isadora. |
01:29:01 |
Oh, no, I'm Andie. |
01:29:03 |
Oh, and a pleasure to meet you, |
01:29:08 |
Turn, turn, s'il vous plait. |
01:29:11 |
84 carats, |
01:29:16 |
Congratulations. |
01:29:18 |
Yeah. |
01:29:20 |
But the question remains... |
01:29:21 |
Does she, or doesn't she? |
01:29:26 |
We're going to find out. |
01:29:30 |
An angel of God. |
01:29:31 |
- Thanks. |
01:29:33 |
Andie Anderson. |
01:29:38 |
Well, it looks like you've got |
01:29:44 |
Miss Anderson will be wearing |
01:29:46 |
Isadora for the evening. |
01:29:50 |
Enjoy the party, Andie. |
01:29:52 |
Merci beaucoup. |
01:29:54 |
Oh, that's stunning! |
01:29:57 |
Excuse me. |
01:29:59 |
Two champagnes, please, sir. |
01:30:03 |
Pardon me, young man. |
01:30:05 |
Would you be kind enough |
01:30:08 |
Yes, ma'am, I can. |
01:30:10 |
Yes. |
01:30:11 |
I'm Ben Barry |
01:30:13 |
How do you do? |
01:30:14 |
The pleasure's mine. |
01:30:16 |
I'm very happy to meet you, too, |
01:30:19 |
Can I get a whiskey sour, |
01:30:30 |
I can promise you |
01:30:32 |
will not weary you |
01:30:34 |
I cannot wait to see |
01:30:42 |
Ladies, do you |
01:30:47 |
Oh, Phillip, that's ridiculous. |
01:30:50 |
Don't be so sure. |
01:30:52 |
She might possibly. |
01:30:54 |
I think I'll go find out. |
01:31:08 |
E- Excuse me. |
01:31:11 |
Yes. |
01:31:13 |
I'm Phillip Warren. |
01:31:15 |
Oh, you're Ben's boss. |
01:31:18 |
That's right. |
01:31:19 |
Hi, pleasure to meet you. |
01:31:20 |
Pleasure to meet you. |
01:31:21 |
Well, I understand you've been |
01:31:25 |
in more ways than one, |
01:31:26 |
and I must say, |
01:31:27 |
you look rather inspired |
01:31:31 |
There isn't a diamond |
01:31:34 |
like a woman in love. |
01:31:35 |
Oh, no. |
01:31:39 |
I'm not in love. |
01:31:42 |
No? |
01:31:43 |
I guess I was mistaken. |
01:31:45 |
No, no, no. I mean... |
01:31:46 |
I mean, I've only known him |
01:31:48 |
for ten days. I... |
01:31:51 |
You can't... |
01:31:53 |
I can't... I can't be... |
01:32:03 |
Ben is a very lucky man. |
01:32:05 |
Excuse me. |
01:32:07 |
Yeah. |
01:32:11 |
Mr. Warren, |
01:32:13 |
Please don't tell him. |
01:32:18 |
Hey. |
01:32:19 |
Ben, Ben. |
01:32:20 |
Hey, hello, gentlemen. |
01:32:22 |
She loves you; |
01:32:23 |
What-what is it? |
01:32:24 |
I don't know. |
01:32:25 |
We'll see. |
01:32:27 |
Ben. |
01:32:28 |
Mr. Warren. |
01:32:29 |
Saw her, met her. |
01:32:32 |
Get ready to pitch. |
01:32:41 |
Congratulations, point man. |
01:32:43 |
I'm very proud. |
01:32:46 |
So, you're the new |
01:32:48 |
She loves me. |
01:32:50 |
Good for you... |
01:32:51 |
and... good for whoever she is. |
01:32:56 |
Ah, well... |
01:32:57 |
Oh, you're so very welcome. |
01:32:59 |
Gloating, are we? |
01:33:01 |
Yeah, pretty much. |
01:33:03 |
Warren told us, so... |
01:33:04 |
Yeah, you don't mess |
01:33:06 |
Mm. |
01:33:07 |
Your man Ben |
01:33:09 |
Mm-hmm. The girl |
01:33:11 |
from the beginning. |
01:33:12 |
She was playing along |
01:33:14 |
Tell him to enjoy his |
01:33:16 |
We're going to talk to Warren. |
01:33:20 |
No. |
01:33:21 |
- Let's... |
01:33:29 |
Hey. |
01:33:30 |
Remember us? |
01:33:31 |
- Hi. |
01:33:32 |
You know, uh, Warren |
01:33:33 |
is going to come over here |
01:33:35 |
and it would... |
01:33:37 |
it would be so great if you |
01:33:41 |
act like you don't know |
01:33:43 |
I mean, if-if you could tell him |
01:33:45 |
that you-you really, |
01:33:48 |
and you weren't just, |
01:33:50 |
so he would... he would win, |
01:33:52 |
that would be... huge. |
01:33:54 |
So what's the average |
01:33:57 |
Spunky, insatiable. |
01:34:00 |
If you'll excuse me, Lana, |
01:34:01 |
there is a beautiful |
01:34:03 |
in a yellow dress |
01:34:05 |
that I must go to. |
01:34:06 |
Andie? |
01:34:07 |
Yeah, she's my "How to" girl. |
01:34:08 |
How to? |
01:34:09 |
Yes. Right now, she's doing |
01:34:12 |
"How to... Lose a Guy |
01:34:15 |
Just look him |
01:34:17 |
Yeah, and just, |
01:34:18 |
and you never heard |
01:34:20 |
Yeah. Love. |
01:34:22 |
I understand. |
01:34:23 |
Awesome. |
01:34:24 |
Yeah, that's good. |
01:34:25 |
You look beautiful. |
01:34:26 |
This poor schmuck |
01:34:29 |
well, not even |
01:34:31 |
she's actually dating the guy. |
01:34:33 |
She's doing the most |
01:34:36 |
She's... she's actually |
01:34:37 |
named his... |
01:34:40 |
She's named his... |
01:34:47 |
You're Krull. |
01:34:56 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
01:34:58 |
may I ask you all kindly |
01:35:00 |
Now that we're all |
01:35:02 |
Benjamin, where have you been? |
01:35:04 |
We haven't much time to play. |
01:35:06 |
Ah! And the ladies |
01:35:09 |
please help me give |
01:35:11 |
to our special guests |
01:35:13 |
Mr. And Mrs. |
01:35:14 |
Frederick DeLauer. |
01:35:24 |
And now, I want to introduce |
01:35:26 |
a true musical legend |
01:35:28 |
who will perform |
01:35:32 |
Tony, and Emmy |
01:35:36 |
Mr. Marvin Hamlisch. |
01:35:48 |
Thank you very much. |
01:35:49 |
I really do apprec... |
01:35:51 |
Wow, yes! Give another hand |
01:35:53 |
for... Marvin Hamlisch |
01:35:56 |
Ow! |
01:35:59 |
A lot of you out here |
01:36:02 |
Well... |
01:36:04 |
shame on you. |
01:36:05 |
'Cause he is a very talented |
01:36:07 |
advertising executive, |
01:36:11 |
and a wagering enthusiast |
01:36:12 |
but most impressively, |
01:36:15 |
he is one hell of a singer, |
01:36:18 |
and he has prepared |
01:36:21 |
for his new special friend, |
01:36:23 |
Mrs. DeLauer. |
01:36:25 |
Oh. Oh, isn't that wonderful? |
01:36:27 |
So, Ben, why |
01:36:29 |
and sing your song? |
01:36:32 |
Oh. |
01:36:33 |
Come on, Ben. |
01:36:35 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
01:36:41 |
Come on, Ben. |
01:36:49 |
Thank you, thank you, |
01:36:51 |
Andie, Andie. |
01:36:53 |
Don't run off! |
01:36:54 |
Ladies and gentlemen |
01:36:56 |
this young lady |
01:36:57 |
Thayer. Tony. |
01:36:59 |
Would you stop her, please? |
01:37:00 |
You see, tonight, the |
01:37:03 |
is that we will be singing, |
01:37:06 |
Yes, Miss Andie Anderson. |
01:37:08 |
Could you please give |
01:37:10 |
of applause! Thank you! |
01:37:11 |
Andie. Andie Anderson. |
01:37:17 |
Knock 'em out. |
01:37:19 |
Let's see what |
01:37:21 |
Maybe one of her |
01:37:24 |
Marvin, do you know, |
01:37:26 |
"You're So Vain"? |
01:37:28 |
That's not one of my songs. |
01:37:30 |
Can you work with me, Marvin? |
01:37:32 |
Yeah? |
01:37:35 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
01:37:37 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
01:37:39 |
You walked into the party |
01:37:42 |
Like you were |
01:37:45 |
You had your-your hat pulled |
01:37:48 |
Over one eye, you had a scarf |
01:37:50 |
I think it was apricot |
01:37:51 |
Strategically tipped |
01:37:53 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
01:37:54 |
One eye in the mirror |
01:37:55 |
As you made sure |
01:37:57 |
- Gavotte. |
01:37:59 |
And all the girls think |
01:38:02 |
They'd be his partner |
01:38:07 |
You probably think |
01:38:10 |
Ben Barry, you're so vain |
01:38:11 |
So, so vain |
01:38:13 |
You probably think |
01:38:16 |
Don't you? Don't you? |
01:38:17 |
Tone deaf and drunk is not |
01:38:20 |
No, you-you fooled |
01:38:21 |
Oh, I fooled you? |
01:38:22 |
And you should feel ashamed. |
01:38:23 |
Look, you took me |
01:38:24 |
to a goddamn |
01:38:26 |
You made me miss the big game. |
01:38:28 |
Oh, smart guy's a rhymer. |
01:38:29 |
Well... |
01:38:30 |
Do we want everybody to know |
01:38:34 |
Oh, maybe because |
01:38:36 |
Yeah, you named my penis. |
01:38:37 |
You named my penis after a dame! |
01:38:41 |
No, I really think |
01:38:43 |
Come on, you're so vain. |
01:38:45 |
- No, you're so vain. |
01:38:46 |
This is the worst thing |
01:38:48 |
And you know that this song |
01:38:50 |
- No, no. |
01:38:52 |
You're so vain. |
01:38:53 |
...so vain. |
01:38:56 |
You do know the words |
01:38:58 |
There she goes, |
01:39:00 |
There she goes. |
01:39:02 |
Thanks, guys. |
01:39:03 |
Take it from here, Marvin. |
01:39:08 |
Wasn't she wearing |
01:39:10 |
Isadora? |
01:39:11 |
Oh, mon dieu. |
01:39:13 |
Sécurité! |
01:39:15 |
No, no, no, no, no. |
01:39:17 |
Hold on, Andie Anderson. |
01:39:18 |
I'm not done with you. |
01:39:20 |
You used me... |
01:39:21 |
Oh, I used you? |
01:39:22 |
...to get ahead in your work. |
01:39:23 |
You arrogant... |
01:39:25 |
- Hold it! |
01:39:26 |
- Lady, hold it! |
01:39:27 |
All right, |
01:39:29 |
for a goddamn magazine article. |
01:39:31 |
Oh, yeah, and you told people |
01:39:32 |
you could make any girl fall |
01:39:34 |
- Ma'am? |
01:39:35 |
- Now folks, time out. |
01:39:37 |
- What?! |
01:39:38 |
Look, please, |
01:39:40 |
Then you guys can go on |
01:39:46 |
So that's what I was, huh? |
01:39:48 |
I was a guinea pig. |
01:39:50 |
Somebody you could test |
01:39:51 |
Yeah, and I... |
01:39:53 |
and I was... |
01:39:54 |
just a girl |
01:39:57 |
Yeah, you know what? Big deal. |
01:39:58 |
Hell, I'm sure now |
01:40:00 |
you can even use it |
01:40:02 |
It's a good idea. |
01:40:04 |
Maybe we should bet on it. |
01:40:06 |
You know what? |
01:40:08 |
You did your job now, Andie. |
01:40:10 |
Yes, I did. |
01:40:11 |
You wanted to lose a guy |
01:40:12 |
Congratulations. |
01:40:14 |
You did it. |
01:40:18 |
No, I didn't, Ben. |
01:40:21 |
Cause you can't lose something |
01:40:46 |
Well... |
01:40:49 |
...it's not what I expected. |
01:40:53 |
It's better. |
01:40:55 |
Congratulations. |
01:40:57 |
This shows me |
01:41:00 |
From now on, |
01:41:01 |
feel free to write |
01:41:05 |
Anything? |
01:41:07 |
Wherever the wind blows you. |
01:41:11 |
Even politics? |
01:41:13 |
No, the wind's not going |
01:41:18 |
What about religion, |
01:41:21 |
This wind |
01:41:22 |
is really more |
01:41:26 |
What can I write about, Lana? |
01:41:28 |
Whatever you want. |
01:41:30 |
Shoes. |
01:41:31 |
Laser therapy, |
01:41:34 |
Use your imagination. |
01:41:36 |
The sky is the limit. |
01:41:41 |
Thank you |
01:41:43 |
Okay. |
01:41:45 |
And thank you for |
01:41:48 |
for me to turn it down. |
01:41:56 |
No. I mean, look, |
01:41:58 |
Obviously, if I could... |
01:42:01 |
I'd do some things differently, |
01:42:06 |
Say, it's good to talk |
01:42:08 |
It really is. |
01:42:10 |
Ah, I know it. |
01:42:11 |
You are the only one... |
01:42:14 |
that knows us both. |
01:42:16 |
Yeah. |
01:42:20 |
Hmm. |
01:42:23 |
You want to go? |
01:42:26 |
You want to go to the game? |
01:42:28 |
Well, go ahead, |
01:42:31 |
Seventh and final game |
01:42:32 |
of what has been |
01:42:34 |
Sweetie, I wouldn't have gone, |
01:42:37 |
I mean, I-I would have liked |
01:42:39 |
but they probably |
01:42:45 |
You're doing the right thing. |
01:42:48 |
Oh, sweetie. |
01:42:52 |
There's the Chinese. |
01:42:56 |
I'm coming. |
01:42:59 |
Okay. |
01:43:03 |
Okay, so that's going to be... |
01:43:04 |
Michelle? |
01:43:09 |
Andie... |
01:43:11 |
that wasn't the Chinese. |
01:43:12 |
It's Mike. |
01:43:14 |
Mike?! |
01:43:15 |
Yeah, what do I do? |
01:43:17 |
Talk to him. |
01:43:19 |
Okay, okay. |
01:43:24 |
Okay. |
01:43:28 |
Mike? |
01:43:30 |
Mike?! |
01:43:31 |
Hi. |
01:43:34 |
Hi. |
01:43:37 |
So, um... |
01:43:40 |
what are you doing here? |
01:43:42 |
I don't know exactly. |
01:43:43 |
Um... |
01:43:45 |
It was last night... |
01:43:47 |
I was just lying there |
01:43:51 |
you know that... that perfume |
01:43:55 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:43:56 |
Well, that smell is gone now, |
01:43:59 |
and, uh... |
01:44:01 |
Michelle, I-I want it back. |
01:44:03 |
I, um... |
01:44:06 |
I don't know |
01:44:13 |
Right. |
01:44:15 |
Yeah. |
01:44:16 |
Okay. |
01:44:20 |
But I... I'm willing |
01:44:22 |
to-to consider it. |
01:44:24 |
Okay. |
01:44:26 |
- Yeah. |
01:44:28 |
These are for you. |
01:44:29 |
Thank you. |
01:44:31 |
Hi. |
01:44:32 |
Hi. |
01:44:45 |
We could... kiss. |
01:44:47 |
I remember where you live. |
01:44:53 |
Who needs men? |
01:44:56 |
Ladies... frost yourselves. |
01:45:02 |
Mmm... |
01:45:05 |
Beautiful. |
01:45:06 |
And cut it. |
01:45:07 |
Very nice. |
01:45:09 |
You like? |
01:45:10 |
Oh, it was superb. |
01:45:11 |
Okay, let's go one more. |
01:45:12 |
Right away, people. |
01:45:14 |
Real good. |
01:45:16 |
Tim, can I see playback? |
01:45:18 |
Open me, Ben. |
01:45:19 |
Please, break my binding. |
01:45:20 |
- Jesus. |
01:45:21 |
- Get that out of here, man. |
01:45:23 |
Straightening this out. |
01:45:24 |
You might want to read this. |
01:45:25 |
Ah, no thanks. |
01:45:27 |
Yeah? |
01:45:29 |
"I've lost a guy, |
01:45:32 |
"What went wrong? |
01:45:34 |
"When I started writing |
01:45:36 |
"I wanted to commit the certain |
01:45:39 |
"What I didn't realize was |
01:45:42 |
"that I was making |
01:45:44 |
of all. " |
01:45:45 |
Here. Trust me. |
01:45:49 |
Read it. |
01:46:07 |
Come on set. |
01:46:19 |
Andie Anderson? |
01:46:31 |
Excuse me, ma'am. |
01:46:33 |
Holy crap. |
01:46:35 |
Where's Andie Anderson? |
01:46:36 |
She's not here. |
01:46:37 |
- Where is she? |
01:46:38 |
She's got an interview |
01:46:40 |
When is she leaving? |
01:46:41 |
- Today. |
01:46:42 |
Well, like, now. |
01:46:47 |
You're not a therapist, are you? |
01:46:49 |
Oh. |
01:46:50 |
No. |
01:46:51 |
Good job, though. |
01:46:55 |
You owe me 300 bucks. |
01:47:16 |
Andy! |
01:47:17 |
Anywhere you go |
01:47:20 |
I'll follow you down |
01:47:24 |
Anyplace but those |
01:47:30 |
Anywhere you go, |
01:47:36 |
I'll follow you down |
01:47:46 |
Hey! |
01:47:48 |
I know |
01:47:50 |
I can see how far we've come |
01:47:54 |
But still I can't remember |
01:48:01 |
It's a long way down |
01:48:02 |
When all the knots we've tied |
01:48:07 |
Anywhere you go, |
01:48:13 |
I'll follow you down |
01:48:16 |
I'll follow you down |
01:48:17 |
Woooo |
01:48:24 |
Andy! |
01:48:26 |
Ben! |
01:48:27 |
Pull over, we need to talk. |
01:48:29 |
Are you trying |
01:48:32 |
If that's what it takes, yeah. |
01:48:34 |
Now pull over the cab. |
01:48:35 |
Sir... |
01:48:37 |
excuse me, sir. |
01:48:38 |
Can you please pull |
01:48:39 |
We're in the middle of a bridge, |
01:48:41 |
I can't pull the car over here. |
01:48:42 |
Okay, well, do you have |
01:48:44 |
or something I can throw up in? |
01:48:45 |
Gee, lady. |
01:48:52 |
Watch it, broad! |
01:48:54 |
What the hell was that? |
01:48:55 |
Is this true? |
01:48:58 |
Ben, please. |
01:48:59 |
Is this true? |
01:49:00 |
Or are you just trying |
01:49:07 |
I meant every word. |
01:49:11 |
Well, where you going? |
01:49:14 |
I have an interview. |
01:49:16 |
Yeah, in Washington. |
01:49:17 |
I know. |
01:49:22 |
Where you going? |
01:49:26 |
Ben, it's the only place |
01:49:28 |
and write what I want to write. |
01:49:30 |
No, I'm not buying that. |
01:49:33 |
You can write anywhere. |
01:49:37 |
I think you're running away. |
01:49:39 |
Why don't you save your mind |
01:49:42 |
I am not running away. |
01:49:46 |
Bullshit. |
01:49:55 |
Excuse me? |
01:50:00 |
You heard me. |
01:50:04 |
Bullshit. |
01:50:08 |
Hey, lady, what do ya wanna do? |
01:50:12 |
Take the lady's luggage |
01:50:13 |
back to her place. |
01:50:15 |
She has alternate |
01:50:20 |
You callin' my bluff? |
01:50:23 |
You bet I am. |
01:50:44 |
Look who made the trip with me. |
01:50:46 |
It's our love fern. |
01:50:48 |
Oh, Benny-boo-boo, |
01:50:51 |
I used to carry |
01:50:55 |
And now all I wanna do |
01:50:59 |
I don't know why |
01:51:03 |
All of the time |
01:51:07 |
Memories seemed to bother me |
01:51:11 |
My whole life |
01:51:14 |
I used to carry |
01:51:18 |
And now all I wanna do |
01:51:22 |
I used to carry |
01:51:25 |
And now all I wanna do |
01:51:29 |
Fly |
01:51:37 |
Oh, and there's |
01:51:45 |
There's somebody right behind |
01:51:53 |
Well, we're not meant to be |
01:51:57 |
Everything |
01:52:00 |
We're just a piece |
01:52:04 |
So spread your wings out |
01:52:08 |
I don't know why |
01:52:12 |
All the time |
01:52:19 |
I used to carry |
01:52:23 |
And now all I wanna do |
01:52:27 |
I used to carry |
01:52:31 |
And now all I wanna do |
01:52:35 |
I used to carry |
01:52:39 |
And now all I wanna do |
01:52:43 |
I used to carry |
01:52:46 |
And now all I wanna do |
01:52:54 |
L is for the way |
01:53:00 |
O is for |
01:53:07 |
V is very, very |
01:53:13 |
E is even more |
01:53:19 |
And love is all |
01:53:25 |
Love is more |
01:53:31 |
Two in love can make it |
01:53:34 |
Take my heart, |
01:53:37 |
Love was made for me and you |
01:54:07 |
Love is all |
01:54:14 |
Love is more |
01:54:20 |
Two in love can make it |
01:54:23 |
Take my heart, |
01:54:26 |
Love was made for me and you |
01:54:32 |
Love was made for me |
01:54:38 |
Love was made |
01:54:57 |
Love... |
01:55:01 |
Love. |