Hunting Party The

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00:01:01 [Gunshots]
00:01:04 [Screaming]
00:01:16 [Man, narrating]
00:01:18 I used to carry
00:01:20 But in Somalia,
00:01:23 and a back issue of Penthouse.
00:01:25 [Gunshots]
00:01:26 You hear people talk
00:01:29 but the dirty little secret is,
00:01:32 if you're just reporting it,
00:01:33 war has its bright side as well.
00:01:37 I know, I know. I'm sacrilegious.
00:01:39 But being that close to death,
00:01:41 being that alive,
00:01:43 it's completely addictive.
00:01:45 And if anyone tells you otherwise,
00:01:50 Fuck!
00:01:51 I know.
00:01:53 I worked with Simon Hunt for nine years.
00:01:56 [Explosion]
00:01:57 We worked as a team
00:02:01 from El Salvador to Desert Storm
00:02:09 Are we moving or what?
00:02:11 Yes, we're moving.
00:02:12 I just wish I had a fucking Quaalude.
00:02:15 No one was crazier than he was.
00:02:17 [Man screams]
00:02:19 No one was as dangerous,
00:02:21 as fun, or as good as he was.
00:02:26 Damn!
00:02:28 Even in the very worst of times.
00:02:33 [Gunshots]
00:02:34 God damn it.
00:02:44 [Coughs]
00:02:45 You film any of that?
00:02:47 Are you kidding me?
00:02:48 Well, what the hell are we doing here,
00:02:53 We're here for one purpose
00:02:55 and that's to get some
00:02:58 That's why you're going to go back out
00:03:00 Ridiculous.
00:03:01 Afraid not, Duckie Boy.
00:03:03 Okay. You film it.
00:03:05 - No, you fucking film it.
00:03:08 I don't know how to use
00:03:11 Screw me.
00:03:13 Simon gave me balls
00:03:17 Of course, during our years together
00:03:20 and Simon never got
00:03:24 But together we won lots of awards.
00:03:27 Simon liked to point out, however,
00:03:29 that news awards were like hemorrhoids:
00:03:32 Eventually, every asshole gets one.
00:03:35 But the fact was
00:03:39 and everyone knew it.
00:03:40 He cared the most.
00:03:42 He got the best stories.
00:03:46 But things started to change
00:03:51 All the senseless brutality
00:03:55 crystallized in one perfect
00:04:00 And then one day Simon snapped.
00:04:05 I guess everyone snaps
00:04:10 At a boss...
00:04:11 at a lover...
00:04:13 at the world.
00:04:15 But Simon's was a doozy.
00:04:18 And I filmed it all,
00:04:20 recording it for every journalism major
00:04:23 to download from here to fucking eternity.
00:04:28 We now go to Simon Hunt
00:04:32 [Simon]
00:04:34 that has ravaged
00:04:37 Doctor Boghanovic's Bosnian Serb army
00:04:39 continues in its quest to liquidate
00:04:43 today attacking yet another
00:04:48 [News anchor]
00:04:49 that it was the Bosnian Muslims
00:04:52 causing this latest battle.
00:04:59 - Simon, some are saying...
00:05:02 It wasn't a battle, it was a slaughter.
00:05:04 Well, Simon, certain
00:05:08 Who are you talking about?
00:05:09 Are you talking about the Dutch?
00:05:12 The Dutch?
00:05:14 The Dutch were getting drunk
00:05:16 with the Serb army guys on slivovice
00:05:19 at the checkpoint earlier this morning.
00:05:21 - Okay, thank you, Simon Hunt...
00:05:24 These people were butcheredl
00:05:26 Women were rapedl
00:05:28 Children were murderedl
00:05:30 Oh, come on, Franklinl
00:05:32 Come on, don't get your panties
00:05:34 - We're live, Simon.
00:05:36 You and your editor boys,
00:05:40 Timid little network cunts.
00:05:42 [Beep]
00:05:43 [Duck, narrating]
00:05:48 This wasn't one of them.
00:05:54 After that, everything changed.
00:05:59 Simon, of course, got canned.
00:06:08 And I, on the other hand,
00:06:09 received the opposite end
00:06:14 I got promoted.
00:06:17 Guess a little reward for having to endure
00:06:20 the embarrassment that was Simon Hunt
00:06:22 for all those years.
00:06:25 I got sent to New York and was offered
00:06:29 Chief cameraman for Franklin Harris,
00:06:32 the network anchorman.
00:06:36 I suddenly had what
00:06:39 World capitals,
00:06:41 state dinners,
00:06:43 first-class jets.
00:06:46 And I took advantage
00:06:53 Simon had it harder.
00:06:55 - Much harder.
00:06:59 He stumbled through
00:07:02 one more demeaning than the next...
00:07:07 What the fuck are you doing?
00:07:09 ...which usually ended with him quitting
00:07:11 or getting fired for insubordination.
00:07:14 Got great tape!
00:07:17 Finally he hit the bottom rung
00:07:20 Showing up at a war
00:07:24 $500.
00:07:25 I'll take five hundred.
00:07:27 A world exclusive.
00:07:28 Don't you owe me
00:07:34 It's a shitty life.
00:07:36 Soon after that, I stopped hearing
00:07:40 And then he dropped
00:07:43 There were rumors of spottings
00:07:46 in certain war zones
00:07:49 Stories like that.
00:07:53 And then slowly...
00:07:55 the stories stopped.
00:07:58 As for me?
00:08:00 Did I miss the action?
00:08:03 Did I want to go back
00:08:07 The adrenaline and nonstop erection
00:08:09 that comes from fear and death and war?
00:08:14 Absolutely not.
00:08:17 And that was the lie I lived with.
00:08:43 ## [Man singing in foreign language]
00:09:12 - Watch the land mine.
00:09:14 Okay, that's not funny.
00:09:16 No, I just read there's
00:09:18 over 500,000 un-detonated land mines
00:09:20 You know, the last time I was here,
00:09:22 there was a sniper positioned right there
00:09:24 taking potshots at my ass.
00:09:26 [Franklin]
00:09:29 Duck, you should talk
00:09:31 and work with Benjamin.
00:09:33 I want to do something
00:09:36 You know, Muslim and Serb widow
00:09:39 - Yes, sir. It will be done.
00:09:40 - Watch the land mine.
00:09:41 Okay, really, this isn't funny.
00:09:43 [Duck]
00:09:45 producing a piece on something
00:09:46 you seem to know very little about,
00:09:48 could be pretty damn funny.
00:09:50 Yeah, Franklin and my father
00:09:51 thought this would be a good
00:09:53 You know, get my feet wet.
00:09:55 And whose kid are you again?
00:09:58 The network vice-president's.
00:10:01 - Oh.
00:10:03 I'm trying to read everything I can,
00:10:04 but this war was complicated as all hell.
00:10:06 It was hell.
00:10:08 Ain't nothing complicated about that.
00:10:33 [Man chanting]
00:10:40 ## [rock]
00:10:41 ## [Man singing]
00:10:42 # Pusti, pusti, modu #
00:10:44 # Pusti, pusti, modu #
00:10:46 [Man laughing]
00:10:48 [Group laughing]
00:10:54 Look what the cat dragged in.
00:10:56 [All]
00:10:59 He has actually graced us with his presence.
00:11:01 And his expense account.
00:11:03 No, it's not.
00:11:05 Hey, man.
00:11:06 Back in the trenches
00:11:08 - Oh, Brady, you look great.
00:11:10 - You look like shit, mate.
00:11:12 It's all that money and pussy.
00:11:14 Two Sarajevskas, please.
00:11:16 Excuse me if I can afford a bar of soap.
00:11:18 All y'all look like y'all need a bath.
00:11:19 [All]
00:11:21 - We have a very special guest this evening.
00:11:25 - And she's a virgin.
00:11:27 We gonna get her fucked up!
00:11:29 Your first time,
00:11:31 I hope you brought your flak jacket.
00:11:33 Last newbie who traveled with him
00:11:35 It's true.
00:11:36 That's why they sent the Duck
00:11:38 He attracts mortar fire like shit attracts flies.
00:11:41 - Jubilee, buddy.
00:11:43 [Duck]
00:11:46 It's insane. NATO has 20,000
00:11:49 in a country half the size of Kentucky,
00:11:51 and they can't find
00:11:53 There's no way this country is going
00:11:55 until it starts catching
00:11:57 Until they catch the Fox.
00:11:59 [Duck]
00:12:01 Yeah? Who's the Fox?
00:12:03 [Men chuckle]
00:12:08 Where's that Bosnian war book
00:12:10 Uh-oh.
00:12:11 It never gets old.
00:12:13 It's not pretty.
00:12:14 Thank you.
00:12:16 [Men chuckle]
00:12:18 Doctor Dragoslav Boghanovic,
00:12:20 is the most wanted war criminal in Bosnia.
00:12:24 During the war,
00:12:26 of thousands of innocent Muslims.
00:12:32 There's a $5 million bounty
00:12:37 Oh.
00:12:38 Yeah.
00:12:40 You got everyone from the UN,
00:12:43 CIA, and NATO,
00:12:45 and every bounty hunter
00:12:48 looking for him.
00:12:49 [Journalist]
00:12:53 It's good.
00:12:54 It's brandy.
00:12:56 Yeah? How good?
00:12:57 Let's put it this way.
00:13:00 that when a bottle of this stuff
00:13:02 the devil's sitting in the corner laughing.
00:13:07 [Benjamin]
00:13:09 If every day is a holiday
00:13:13 - That's not your room.
00:13:15 Then what do they do...
00:13:17 What do they do about Christmas time?
00:13:20 Look, man,
00:13:21 I'm going to have NATO send a task force
00:13:23 to search for you.
00:13:24 Okay.
00:13:26 Good night, Duck.
00:13:28 Hey, hey, hey!
00:13:30 Duck!
00:13:31 Oh, God.
00:13:32 Oh, God.
00:13:34 [Door closes]
00:13:44 - Hello, Duckie.
00:13:49 Simon.
00:13:52 Surprise.
00:13:55 How the hell are you?
00:14:00 Get over here.
00:14:03 Been good.
00:14:05 Been good.
00:14:07 Amazing how many
00:14:09 if you go looking for 'em.
00:14:12 - But you're okay?
00:14:15 I've been getting through.
00:14:19 I hope you don't mind.
00:14:22 Purloined a few
00:14:26 So what else is new?
00:14:27 I watched you guys today
00:14:31 Franklin's not looking half bad.
00:14:33 He have some work done?
00:14:35 - Eyelift.
00:14:38 - But you were watching us, huh?
00:14:41 Yeah, I was...
00:14:43 I was hoping maybe I could convince you
00:14:45 to shoot my stand-up report
00:14:48 You know, old times' sake.
00:14:50 Yeah, sure.
00:14:53 You know,
00:14:55 if I didn't have to hire
00:14:59 I'm going to sell it
00:15:04 Yeah.
00:15:17 Fuck, Simon.
00:15:20 You know, I meant to try
00:15:26 Don't worry about it.
00:15:35 Don't worry, Duck.
00:15:45 I heard rumors.
00:15:48 They're all true.
00:15:55 I got something, Duck.
00:15:58 Not just the anniversary,
00:16:01 Something that could put me
00:16:05 I thought you might be interested. Huh?
00:16:16 It's not like I don't want to.
00:16:17 I just...
00:16:18 You know, I'd do anything for you.
00:16:22 But I'm meeting this girl in Greece
00:16:25 and it's just not something
00:16:28 Just shitty timing.
00:16:30 I got this three-week vacation and all.
00:16:34 Look, but I'll still do
00:16:37 Look, l... I got to get out of here.
00:16:41 What, already?
00:16:43 Simon!
00:16:45 - Great to see you, Duck.
00:16:50 [Applause]
00:16:52 ## [March]
00:16:58 The white doves released
00:17:03 Peace especially in Sarajevo
00:17:16 Simon Hunt.
00:17:19 I thought you were dead.
00:17:21 Franklin.
00:17:22 You look good.
00:17:24 Very taut.
00:17:27 Duck said you were coming by here.
00:17:29 That's fine with me
00:17:33 - I got no hard feelings.
00:17:35 Thank you, Franklin.
00:17:38 I promise I won't try to steal Duckie back.
00:17:40 Oh, you can't afford him.
00:17:44 Benjamin, meet Simon Hunt,
00:17:47 Simon, Benjamin Strauss.
00:17:50 Benjamin, you look young enough
00:17:53 Yeah. The network vice-president's.
00:17:57 You know, I thought you were dead, too.
00:17:59 [Duck laughs]
00:18:00 What?
00:18:02 [Franklin]
00:18:04 till he flamed out on national television.
00:18:08 Yeah. No, I remember.
00:18:11 I mean, we studied it
00:18:19 Reporting from
00:18:23 for Jamaican television,
00:18:30 Reporting for Peruvian state television,
00:18:33 I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.
00:18:36 Reporting for
00:18:40 I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.
00:18:42 I hope one of these bastards buys this.
00:18:45 Hope so.
00:18:47 Check the atlas.
00:18:50 Yeah, well,
00:18:52 considering what I got up my sleeve,
00:18:54 it won't matter much.
00:19:01 Hey, get this back to the hotel.
00:19:06 All right, daddy, what's the story?
00:19:10 [Simon]
00:19:11 [Duck]
00:19:13 To your little Greek souvlaki.
00:19:17 'Cause this story's too big to waste
00:19:19 if you're just going to get on a plane
00:19:28 You're getting soft, Duckie.
00:19:30 You've gotten real soft
00:19:33 You're like a racehorse
00:19:35 Yeah, and you can fuck off, Simon.
00:19:37 But when I know that you're ready
00:19:40 instead of that anchorman fluff
00:19:43 I'll fill you in, okay?
00:19:47 What's the story, you motherfucker?
00:19:53 It's good.
00:19:55 It's really good.
00:19:59 What?
00:20:06 What?
00:20:16 You know the Fox?
00:20:19 Pompous bastard who's responsible
00:20:30 Yeah.
00:20:32 I know where he's hiding.
00:20:53 [Duck]
00:20:56 just like that?
00:20:57 Yeah. Correct.
00:20:59 And we're going to find him
00:21:01 Correct.
00:21:02 Go where no bounty hunter
00:21:04 or U.S. Marine has ever gone before.
00:21:06 Correct.
00:21:11 You are out of your fucking mind.
00:21:16 Okay. What about the bodyguards
00:21:20 Have you thought about that?
00:21:22 Yeah. Word is he's got 20
00:21:25 Yeah? Well, I heard it's 50.
00:21:26 - Fifty?
00:21:29 Maybe.
00:21:31 Actually, some people
00:21:33 Stupid people.
00:21:34 Doesn't matter.
00:21:36 He's expecting NATO troops,
00:21:39 We can get right up to him.
00:21:40 I know the town.
00:21:41 - I have directions.
00:21:43 What, somebody said
00:21:46 I don't think they have
00:21:50 Okay, Simon.
00:21:53 How do you even know
00:21:59 It's real.
00:22:03 He says he's hiding
00:22:06 right by the border of Montenegro.
00:22:09 You go one step over the border,
00:22:11 No, no, no.
00:22:12 - They've been printing that gossip...
00:22:16 He's there! He...
00:22:18 He's an hour and a half
00:22:20 He's surrounded
00:22:23 who will protect him...
00:22:25 at all costs.
00:22:29 That's just fucking great.
00:22:32 We're leaving first thing in the morning.
00:22:38 If you could see me in this bikini, Duck,
00:22:43 Come on. Come on, baby.
00:22:45 Look, it's... I promise it's just going
00:22:49 Oh, well, I can wait.
00:22:51 But I don't know for how long.
00:22:53 You're torturing me.
00:22:55 And you're torturing me.
00:22:56 So we're even.
00:22:59 Hello? Hello?
00:23:06 I must be a complete fucking idiot.
00:23:08 Hey, look, I know I'm new
00:23:11 but I just graduated
00:23:13 And I know something's up.
00:23:16 I haven't the slightest idea
00:23:18 Oh, come on.
00:23:22 Me and Simon are just hanging out.
00:23:23 I saw your girlfriend when she
00:23:26 She is hotter than hot.
00:23:27 You don't leave her in Greece to hang out.
00:23:31 You been listening to my conversations?
00:23:33 No.
00:23:35 No, it was, um...
00:23:36 No, the official term
00:23:40 Little shit.
00:23:43 Look, I know something's up, all right?
00:23:45 I want in on it.
00:23:46 Forget it. There's no story.
00:23:47 I went to Harvard, okay?
00:23:49 What is up with this Harvard shit?
00:23:52 You know, I dated a girl
00:23:54 and she wasn't so fucking bright.
00:23:58 Look, my father is a cold,
00:24:00 and he thinks I'm soft and weak
00:24:02 and not quite cut out for this type of work.
00:24:04 And there's no way on God's green earth
00:24:06 by letting you get
00:24:09 How do you know it's so great?
00:24:11 You're hanging out with a guy
00:24:13 who had a fucking meltdown
00:24:14 and is a punch line in the business.
00:24:16 If it wasn't good, you wouldn't be doing it.
00:24:25 Look at you.
00:24:27 Little Mike-fucking-Wallace.
00:24:32 Okay.
00:24:34 But Simon ain't going to like this.
00:24:37 Yeah?
00:24:39 Well, I ain't going to like Simon.
00:24:50 [Duck]
00:24:52 is this psychopathic little fuck
00:24:55 He had a real fondness
00:24:57 for raping and mutilating
00:25:00 as he was ethnically cleansing the villages.
00:25:03 - Jesus.
00:25:06 Shit, the good part,
00:25:09 the guy in charge of protecting the Fox,
00:25:12 he's got this tattoo on his forehead
00:25:15 "I was dead the day I was born."
00:25:20 They teach that evil shit at Harvard?
00:25:24 Now, we are headed right into the heart
00:25:28 into Serb territory.
00:25:30 Republica Srpska.
00:25:31 It's a backward land
00:25:33 where they will kill you
00:25:35 as easily as somebody kills a mosquito.
00:25:39 The Fox is their god.
00:25:42 People protect their god.
00:25:45 Now, if you're still interested...
00:25:48 we leave in 20 minutes.
00:26:13 Let's go find us some war criminals.
00:26:43 # 20, 24 hours ago #
00:26:45 # I wanna... I wanna be #
00:26:47 # I wanna be sedated #
00:26:50 Hey, Benjamin, you know what that is
00:26:53 Yeah, it looks like, uh, a ski lift.
00:26:55 [Duck]
00:26:58 Eight years later, the Fox used this area
00:27:03 Won the gold medal, triple lutz.
00:27:05 Best all around scumbag.
00:27:07 Are you going to be playing that damn thing
00:27:10 Yep. Simon never liked
00:27:12 Really?
00:27:14 Can't say I do, either.
00:27:17 So it's going to be like that, huh?
00:27:20 # 20, 20, 24 hours a day #
00:27:23 - All right. Very funny.
00:27:27 [Benjamin]
00:27:29 You have a contact when we get to this town?
00:27:31 Nope. Never been up there before.
00:27:33 I'm just going to start knocking on doors.
00:27:36 [Duck]
00:27:39 We've entered Republica Srpska.
00:27:42 That quickly?
00:27:43 [Duck]
00:27:45 and we're in the land
00:27:48 - Are we going to be okay here?
00:27:50 But $5 million is $5 million,
00:27:56 $5 million?
00:27:58 Reward.
00:27:59 3 is for me.
00:28:01 The rest is for you guys
00:28:03 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Reward?
00:28:05 You're not actually thinking
00:28:07 He may be thinking it,
00:28:10 - Don't be so sure.
00:28:13 After this interview's finished,
00:28:16 Whoa. Hold on.
00:28:18 You're not really supporting this, are you?
00:28:20 One time in Rwanda,
00:28:22 Simon decided he was going
00:28:25 and end the war.
00:28:26 Three days later, he was in Morocco
00:28:28 getting a massage
00:28:30 Simon has his whims,
00:28:34 This isn't a whim.
00:28:36 You know what this means to me.
00:28:38 Okay, we are journalists.
00:28:41 It's... It's unethical and... and insane.
00:28:43 It would be a pleasure
00:28:46 By ourselves. By ourselves.
00:28:48 If I gave you a gun,
00:28:50 No.
00:28:51 Then what the fuck
00:28:57 I told you.
00:28:59 The moment you start drinking
00:29:02 the devil's sitting in the corner
00:29:07 [Gunshot]
00:29:13 [Gunshot]
00:29:48 [Benjamin]
00:29:50 [Duck]
00:29:52 he's so afraid of getting caught
00:29:53 that he's grown his hair out
00:29:57 Funny. 'Cause I heard
00:29:59 He's bald as a turd.
00:30:02 [Simon]
00:30:07 All right?
00:30:09 That's funny, Simon.
00:30:11 in a stolen UN de-mining vehicle.
00:30:13 Well then, we should keep
00:30:15 [Benjamin]
00:30:17 There's only a thousand
00:30:19 Why don't we stop each one?
00:30:20 "Hey, knock, knock.
00:30:23 Okay, well, we should be done in,
00:30:27 One second he's pissing himself
00:30:28 'cause he's afraid we might
00:30:30 the next he's complaining
00:30:33 No, I'm not... I'm not complaining.
00:30:36 I'm mocking.
00:30:41 [Speaking Serbian]
00:30:43 Wow.
00:30:46 The Doctor is not bald.
00:30:50 He is not desperate.
00:30:53 And he is not in Celibici.
00:30:59 He is everywhere.
00:31:02 He know everything.
00:31:04 He listens to everything you say.
00:31:07 And if you get close to the Fox,
00:31:10 if you corner him,
00:31:14 then even God can't help you.
00:31:25 [Benjamin]
00:31:27 A little warning.
00:31:28 Yeah? It seemed more like a threat.
00:31:30 Yeah. Beware of the nosy waiter
00:31:34 Actually, it was the first time that I thought
00:31:36 that maybe Simon wasn't
00:31:39 Yeah? Why is that?
00:31:40 Because the guy in there said
00:31:43 which means maybe
00:31:46 Right.
00:31:49 Well, that's a possibility, too.
00:32:00 - Jeez!
00:32:02 Get down!
00:32:06 [Gunshot]
00:32:20 What in the fuck was that about, man?
00:32:22 Oh, my God.
00:32:25 We're going to die.
00:32:26 Every single person out here
00:32:28 Keep your panties dry, Benjamin.
00:32:31 - It had nothing to do with the Fox.
00:32:33 It's just a little local tradition
00:32:38 Wait a minute.
00:32:41 You mean the money I left on the table?
00:32:44 - Simon!
00:32:47 - Things happen. Sue me.
00:32:49 You stole the money
00:32:51 - I needed it more.
00:32:54 I didn't know he was going
00:33:02 Unbelievable!
00:33:08 Much gunplay when you and Franklin
00:33:10 do your stories about
00:33:12 - Fuck off.
00:33:14 You enjoyed it, didn't you?
00:33:17 A little taste of what you left behind?
00:33:21 Don't say you didn't.
00:33:23 # It's a bad situation in a beautiful place #
00:33:28 # It's a bad situation in a beautiful place #
00:33:32 # It's a bad situation #
00:33:52 [Simon]
00:33:54 Now the town's
00:33:57 No Muslims left.
00:33:59 Ethnically cleansed for your protection.
00:34:02 Nice vibe, right?
00:34:03 [Simon]
00:34:08 and it ain't because of the wine.
00:34:10 [Benjamin]
00:34:12 It says, "Don't touch him."
00:34:21 - Wait. Where are you going?
00:34:23 Need a good laugh.
00:34:26 [Man]
00:34:28 Believe it or not,
00:34:30 of the complete indictment list.
00:34:32 [Duck] - You don't?
00:34:34 Do you have a copy?
00:34:36 Miriam, is the copier working again?
00:34:41 Word has it there's a bunch of them
00:34:45 Could be.
00:34:47 Unfortunately, we're here
00:34:50 not hunt for war criminals.
00:34:52 [Duck]
00:34:53 I mean, most of them are listed
00:34:56 As I said, we're not authorized
00:35:00 - You are the international police, right?
00:35:03 Under the flag of the United Nations.
00:35:05 I thought the UN was looking
00:35:07 We are. Aggressively.
00:35:10 There's a $5 million reward, you know?
00:35:13 But you said you don't have
00:35:15 We don't.
00:35:16 Donut?
00:35:20 Donut.
00:35:22 Flown in from Bonn.
00:35:24 Very black market.
00:35:25 I particularly like the chocolate ones
00:35:30 You see, it's the UN that are looking
00:35:34 not the UN police task force.
00:35:36 No, not the ones
00:35:39 Well, that's one way of looking at it.
00:35:41 Sounds like the usual UN jerk-off to me.
00:35:44 You got any milk?
00:35:46 [Duck]
00:35:48 We just figured we'd stop in
00:35:51 just in case we got killed
00:35:54 Well, consider yourselves registered.
00:35:56 Miriam, uh, be a love and get me a tea.
00:36:00 Four sugars.
00:36:02 Oh, and a glass of milk.
00:36:05 [Duck]
00:36:07 on what's going up there now?
00:36:09 Well, something.
00:36:12 It's third time this year
00:36:16 From Celibici?
00:36:19 [Policeman]
00:36:21 Yeah.
00:36:23 Who ordered you?
00:36:25 UN command.
00:36:27 Told us to stay away
00:36:30 Jesus fucking Christ.
00:36:31 They tell the police
00:36:34 I mean, he's actually up there.
00:36:36 Why would they tell them
00:36:38 Tell them not to go up there
00:36:40 because I don't want them
00:36:42 Now, really...
00:36:45 tell me the truth.
00:36:48 Who the fuck are you guys?
00:36:50 I told you, we are journalists.
00:36:53 Journalists?
00:36:54 Yeah. You have our press credentials.
00:36:56 Yes.
00:37:00 Very professionally done.
00:37:04 So, uh, you are journalists who believe
00:37:06 that they can get close to someone
00:37:10 Yeah. What's the problem?
00:37:14 I understand.
00:37:15 I understand.
00:37:16 You are journalists on a story.
00:37:21 What, you think we're just posing
00:37:27 Do you like beer?
00:37:31 Let's get a beer.
00:37:35 ## [Singing in foreign language]
00:37:38 For a group of UN guards to go,
00:37:41 For you guys? Sure, why not?
00:37:44 Go to Celibici.
00:37:45 Do the world a favor.
00:37:47 I'm sorry, are you still insinuating
00:37:51 I'm sorry, are you still insinuating
00:37:55 Look, um...
00:37:57 I know things.
00:38:00 I know how things operate.
00:38:03 I've been waiting for you.
00:38:07 Certain things need to be taken
00:38:10 - Took me months...
00:38:15 Took me months to gain the trust
00:38:17 who normally would be protecting
00:38:20 That's how I know you didn't just stumble on
00:38:23 Well, it's been printed in the press.
00:38:25 So has the horoscopes.
00:38:29 - You're not making any sense now.
00:38:32 I'm the United Nations.
00:38:44 And fact is, the United Nations...
00:38:46 Oh, fuck.
00:38:48 they have no interest
00:38:50 They would be happy
00:38:52 Save them all this money and energy.
00:38:55 John Major and the British
00:38:57 even though they would never
00:39:00 And the Americans...
00:39:03 but some would suggest
00:39:06 that if he stepped down from power,
00:39:07 they would not arrest him for war crimes.
00:39:11 Who knows what's true, what isn't?
00:39:15 But in dirty times...
00:39:18 dirty deeds need to be done, right?
00:39:22 One arm of the government said
00:39:25 That would be us.
00:39:27 The other hand...
00:39:28 CIA...
00:39:30 whoever...
00:39:32 does something else.
00:39:34 I mean, look at you guys.
00:39:36 Do you really think you're fooling anyone?
00:39:42 [Duck]
00:39:45 - He thinks we're a fucking hit squad!
00:39:47 Isn't it illegal, impersonating a CIA officer?
00:39:50 [Duck]
00:39:52 [Benjamin]
00:39:53 It's true.
00:39:56 the more he didn't believe it.
00:39:57 Yeah, the problem is,
00:40:00 And if you weren't,
00:40:03 Actually he's not that far
00:40:05 I mean, we're not CIA,
00:40:06 but we can do a lot more
00:40:08 than just interview the Fox.
00:40:12 Wait. Hold up.
00:40:14 - Simon.
00:40:16 Now, you're not still
00:40:19 It's not a jag.
00:40:22 Not a jag, not a whim.
00:40:25 Especially since Boris basically confirmed
00:40:28 Okay. Now, now, Simon,
00:40:30 I was willing to come along with you
00:40:32 and try to even get close enough
00:40:35 to try and get an interview.
00:40:38 But we are not capturing him.
00:40:40 I mean, look at us.
00:40:42 That's not what we do.
00:40:45 I'm checking into that hotel
00:40:47 down the road.
00:40:48 I'm taking a shower,
00:40:51 Tomorrow morning I'm getting up,
00:40:52 I'm driving up that mountain to Celibici,
00:40:54 and I am finding the Fox.
00:40:56 Now, you're welcome to join me, Duckie,
00:40:58 or you're welcome to fuck off.
00:41:00 Your choice.
00:41:13 [Benjamin]
00:41:17 I mean, just trying
00:41:19 But we're not mercenaries.
00:41:22 Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be
00:41:24 And it makes sense why he had
00:41:26 He's a goddamn nut job.
00:41:29 Yeah, Simon is a goddamn nut job,
00:41:32 but his meltdown wasn't for nothing.
00:41:35 We'd seen some horrible stuff that day.
00:41:38 Yeah, reporters see horrible things
00:41:42 That's what they do.
00:41:47 Yeah.
00:41:48 Look, I saw the tape, okay?
00:41:51 He just fucking lost it.
00:41:53 He lost it then,
00:42:02 There was these two girls, right?
00:42:05 Named Marda and Una.
00:42:09 They said they were cousins but...
00:42:12 We used to hang out together
00:42:14 Who the hell knows why they were there.
00:42:17 It was war.
00:42:18 People was broke.
00:42:20 People did things.
00:42:22 All I know is...
00:42:25 we had a good time.
00:42:27 They were our friends.
00:42:32 Somewhere along the line,
00:42:33 maybe the second
00:42:36 Simon and Marda,
00:42:42 Hell, it was more than a little thing.
00:42:45 Simon, he liked her.
00:42:50 He did things for her.
00:42:52 Whatever little money he had, he gave her.
00:42:55 They didn't spend that much time together.
00:42:57 But it was war, how can you?
00:43:00 But Simon,
00:43:05 he loved her.
00:43:09 Now, you fast-forward six months.
00:43:13 Sarajevo's under siege worse than ever.
00:43:16 And we haven't heard from Marda
00:43:20 And only thing we knew
00:43:22 was that Marda had gone back to Polje
00:43:24 to help out her mother.
00:43:26 And then one day we hear
00:43:31 and we go there to cover it.
00:43:36 The horrors we saw.
00:43:40 Fucking inhuman.
00:43:44 Neither Simon nor I said anything,
00:43:46 you know, although we both knew
00:43:48 that Marda was from this town.
00:43:50 We just got ready to do our job,
00:43:53 cover our story.
00:43:57 Inez,
00:44:00 Jasmine,
00:44:02 Amar,
00:44:03 Amin.
00:44:05 No?
00:44:06 How about Aidan?
00:44:07 Or how about Simon Junior?
00:44:15 [Duck]
00:44:17 Twenty minutes before
00:44:23 They had shot her in her stomach five times.
00:44:29 So don't believe everything
00:44:33 'cause in war...
00:44:37 what you see
00:44:38 and what really happened
00:44:40 are sometimes two very different things.
00:44:48 Oh, my God!
00:45:36 [Men laughing]
00:46:13 Simon!
00:46:14 Simon, no! No! No!
00:46:17 Okay? Okay? Come on.
00:46:18 - It's all right.
00:46:20 Wait! Simon, no! Wait!
00:46:24 - Let go!
00:46:28 You fucking shit!
00:46:29 No! No! No!
00:46:32 No! Please, Simon.
00:46:34 Please.
00:46:36 It's okay.
00:46:43 [Sobbing, incoherent]
00:46:49 Fuck.
00:46:53 Oh, fuck, man.
00:46:55 I know.
00:47:41 Watch the land mines.
00:47:43 Okay, shut up.
00:48:13 You see that?
00:48:16 What was that? A lookout?
00:48:18 My God, Duck.
00:48:20 They're watching every car
00:48:25 Hold on, boys.
00:48:42 Wait, hold on.
00:48:44 Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:46 Back, back, back, back, back.
00:48:49 You are out of your mind.
00:48:51 Correct.
00:00:46 Be thankful that there aren't
00:00:50 So what are you going to do?
00:00:53 I'm going to do what
00:00:55 when he gets to a new place.
00:00:57 Yeah? What's that?
00:00:59 I'm going to find a bar.
00:01:44 Doesn't exactly look like they get
00:01:46 Just keep smiling. You'll be fine.
00:01:57 What did he say?
00:01:58 He said you're about skinny enough
00:02:01 - Yeah. It's a fishing joke.
00:02:09 Duck, I hope you have money.
00:02:11 What happened to the 20
00:02:17 [Speaking Serbian]
00:02:22 Simon, save some for me.
00:02:23 [Speaking Serbian]
00:02:48 What is he saying?
00:02:51 He just sold you and me out.
00:02:54 - Thank you, Simon.
00:02:55 You're welcome.
00:03:14 Do you really think we would
00:03:17 for a simple glass of cheap brandy?
00:03:20 Do you really think the people
00:03:26 We don't go University like you people do.
00:03:29 But we are not dumb,
00:03:33 We are not making fun of you.
00:03:35 Bullshit! You continue even now.
00:03:37 Don't insult me by acting otherwise.
00:03:42 Okay, we don't want any trouble.
00:03:44 You know how I got
00:03:49 - I shoot them.
00:03:52 We're going to be leaving now.
00:03:54 Yes, I think so.
00:03:55 [Speaking Serbian]
00:03:57 - One question before we go.
00:03:59 Did you ever go hunting with him?
00:04:11 I mean, uh, he got his nickname
00:04:17 You obviously love to hunt foxes.
00:04:18 I was just wondering.
00:04:21 In a war, I kill people like you.
00:04:27 The war is over.
00:04:28 Yes, yes, it is.
00:04:33 Wait.
00:04:37 Did you hunt with him?
00:04:38 - For fuck's sake, Simon.
00:04:44 Hey. Duck.
00:04:45 Duck, look.
00:04:47 You're just like those stupid
00:04:50 that poke around,
00:04:54 You tell your friends
00:04:57 Tell them that we lost loved ones
00:05:00 Not just the Muslims.
00:05:01 You tell them that.
00:05:03 I make sure you get back down the road
00:05:08 Or at least I do my best.
00:05:11 What do you mean, you saw his cars?
00:05:13 While you were back there
00:05:17 Benjamin saw them out the door.
00:05:19 Jesus. Which way did they go?
00:05:20 - Back down the mountain.
00:05:22 Get in the car!
00:05:23 Shit! Fuck!
00:05:33 What are we going to do,
00:05:35 - I don't know.
00:05:38 - Fuck these roads!
00:05:40 Kid's got a point.
00:05:42 So does my dick.
00:05:43 What exactly are you planning on doing?
00:05:45 You got three cars that's full of them!
00:05:47 Yeah, I'm going to call
00:05:50 - No fucking calls.
00:05:52 - You madman! That was my phone!
00:05:54 No NATO! No UN! Nothing!
00:05:56 I don't trust anybody!
00:05:58 - Holy shit.
00:06:07 Simon, I swear to God, if you do
00:06:15 - Hi.
00:06:17 No, we're just tourists
00:06:19 Yeah, get out of the fucking car now!
00:06:21 Oh, my God.
00:06:23 - Stay calm.
00:06:25 You're making a mistake here
00:06:27 On the ground!
00:06:30 - Get the fuck on the ground!
00:06:32 - Shut the fuck up.
00:06:34 - No, nothing. Okay. Okay.
00:06:37 Out. Out. You, too. Out.
00:06:39 - This was all a misunderstanding.
00:06:42 On the ground now! Get down.
00:06:44 - On the ground now.
00:06:49 You don't have to worry about us.
00:06:50 - You do not have...
00:06:59 Simon?
00:07:06 Goran? Fucking hell!
00:07:08 Shit. Fucking Simon Hunt!
00:07:10 You know this motherfucker?
00:07:12 Sascha! [speaking Serbian]
00:07:16 Goran, you crazy, thick-necked
00:07:21 - How are you?
00:07:24 - We almost kill you, man.
00:07:26 Listen, never drive on our road.
00:07:28 But if you do, call first us, okay?
00:07:31 Okay. All right. I promise. I promise.
00:07:36 Laugh at all their jokes.
00:07:37 Whatever you do, don't stare at the midget.
00:07:39 What midget?
00:07:40 They're black marketeers.
00:07:42 - They run stuff that comes in through Croatia.
00:07:46 - Simon!
00:07:48 - Oh, shit, I'm staring at the midget.
00:07:58 Where the fuck my money?
00:08:00 Beautiful guitar, it's yours.
00:08:03 [Sascha speaking Serbian]
00:08:05 Un-fucking-believable.
00:08:07 Yeah, it's, like, twice his size.
00:08:12 Fucking greedy midget.
00:08:16 What?
00:08:20 I'll pay you back.
00:08:21 I'll pay you both back.
00:08:29 ## [rap]
00:08:36 - Duck?
00:08:37 Wait, I can hardly hear you.
00:08:39 Costas, can you turn down
00:08:42 - Where are you?
00:08:44 No. Baby, I said where are you?
00:08:47 Oh, oh, yeah. I'm on Gaspar's boat.
00:08:51 Who is Gaspar?
00:08:52 Costas and Lola's friend.
00:08:55 No, talk to me!
00:08:58 Look baby, I can hardly hear you.
00:09:01 The connection's horrible.
00:09:02 When are you coming?
00:09:03 I'm going to be there tomorrow morning.
00:09:05 First flight out.
00:09:06 Okay. But you better hurryl
00:09:08 Georgio, no! I'm ticklish!
00:09:10 Wait a minute! Who is Georgio?
00:09:13 - You can't slap my butt like that.
00:09:17 I want to talk to Georgiol
00:09:19 Hello?
00:09:38 Oh, my God.
00:09:47 So you ran into the midget.
00:09:49 It's better than running over the midget.
00:09:51 And how'd you know?
00:09:52 Look. We cannot talk here.
00:09:54 I didn't know we were talking.
00:09:58 We're not talking.
00:09:59 Well, it looks like we're talking.
00:10:01 Visegrad. Dobran Tunnel,
00:10:05 Things are heating up.
00:10:32 Why do you keep breaking into my room?
00:10:35 [Simon]
00:10:37 I needed a bath.
00:10:52 So what the hell are you going to do, Simon?
00:10:56 You're broke.
00:10:58 You owe midgets.
00:11:03 I dream about him, Duck.
00:11:05 I dream about catching him.
00:11:11 Wiping that arrogant smile off his face.
00:11:15 My whole fucking situation,
00:11:17 every bad thing that's ever happened
00:11:23 I was flying high before that war.
00:11:27 I know.
00:11:32 We were a fucking great team.
00:11:34 The best.
00:11:47 And then it all went to shit.
00:11:51 Finding him would've been
00:11:58 Maybe you should call your source again.
00:12:06 What?
00:12:10 What?
00:12:11 There is no source.
00:12:12 I made up the whole story.
00:12:15 You are un-fucking-believable.
00:12:18 I heard rumors that
00:12:20 I thought if I had a source,
00:12:24 You know, I must be a fucking idiot.
00:12:27 No, I'm an asshole.
00:12:29 No, all this time, you've been
00:12:32 Joking about how
00:12:35 Let me share something with you, Simon.
00:12:39 You are far fucking from it.
00:12:44 Dry your dick off
00:12:49 Lady, do you...
00:12:50 Look, I'm just trying to change my...
00:12:52 [speaking Serbian]
00:12:57 Hello? Hello?
00:13:01 Yes, I made it up.
00:13:03 - Shit, Simon.
00:13:05 Boris, the UN guy, he thought
00:13:07 - Yeah, well, he still does.
00:13:11 I just saw him in the lobby,
00:13:12 and he wants to meet
00:13:16 at that burnt-out tunnel in Visegrad tonight.
00:13:18 - He said, "Things are heating up."
00:13:20 Yes. The whole damn thing
00:13:23 Why the hell didn't you tell me?
00:13:39 So at what point do we get
00:14:03 I'm not doing what I'm doing.
00:14:05 I mean, clearly I'm doing this,
00:14:07 because if I was doing this, I could
00:14:12 What the fuck, Boris?
00:14:13 Yeah.
00:14:22 She might seem
00:14:24 but she would cut your balls off
00:14:27 if she thinks you're fucking
00:14:31 Boris?
00:14:36 Who are you talking about?
00:14:38 The person I spoke to about your mission.
00:14:41 Mirjana.
00:14:42 She is going to lead you to the Fox.
00:14:45 Come.
00:15:19 Sit down.
00:15:30 Sit.
00:15:47 I'm no friend of the Muslims.
00:15:50 Right at the start of the war,
00:15:53 Look, it was shitty on all sides, okay?
00:15:57 You don't know shitty until you've been
00:16:06 - Where's Boris?
00:16:11 I am and always will be a proud Serb.
00:16:13 This is about money.
00:16:15 My father had a system.
00:16:19 Then Boghanovic's men took over.
00:16:21 Wanted what we had.
00:16:24 Now they run the petrol and cigarettes
00:16:28 Use that money to protect him.
00:16:31 But they killed my father.
00:16:35 And now we have nothing.
00:16:39 I hate nothing.
00:16:41 You stop them,
00:16:44 What do we get?
00:16:46 What you came to Bosnia to get.
00:16:54 And how do we do that?
00:16:56 My old boyfriend, he is one of his guards.
00:17:00 Midac.
00:17:02 He is in love with me, calls me every day.
00:17:06 I have no interest in him anymore,
00:17:09 because I know one day
00:17:16 - How many guards?
00:17:20 - We're just three.
00:17:22 They are fat and lazy and bored
00:17:26 And you know exactly where he is?
00:17:28 I can.
00:17:31 Now you give me thousand marks.
00:17:34 A thou... Are you out or your fucking mind?
00:17:38 No. I want goodwill gesture.
00:17:40 My goodwill has disappeared, lady.
00:17:43 I risk everything talking to you.
00:17:46 We just can't.
00:17:49 I need assurance
00:18:00 If you guys are not serious, forget it.
00:18:07 The Agency has strict rules.
00:18:11 We're not authorized for payments.
00:18:17 Others in the company are, but not us.
00:18:20 Weaker divisions are.
00:18:24 You know what we do.
00:18:27 You know who we are.
00:18:29 You know our reputations and our accuracy
00:18:34 A single bullet from us can end wars...
00:18:37 or start them.
00:18:39 Now, you're worried about others killing you,
00:18:40 but what you should most be worried about
00:18:44 and the reputations
00:18:46 We will do what we need to do
00:18:48 Right now, you're standing in the way
00:18:51 You can help us, and you'll no longer
00:18:55 You can ignore us,
00:19:01 The Agency is, I'm afraid to say,
00:19:19 Okay.
00:19:23 Tomorrow, when he call, I will find out
00:19:29 Good.
00:19:30 Un-fucking-believable, Benji!
00:19:32 I didn't think you had it in you!
00:19:34 That's the ballsiest fucking thing
00:19:38 You're a madman.
00:19:40 I think she's just full of shit
00:19:43 but it's better to find out for sure.
00:19:44 I don't know what we got
00:19:46 but I fucking love it.
00:19:50 You know, when you think about it,
00:19:53 Why?
00:19:55 I could very well be CIA.
00:19:57 You can't even spell CIA.
00:19:58 Every fucking CIA guy I know
00:20:02 Yeah, only better-looking.
00:20:04 They certainly do not look like me.
00:20:06 And that is the genius of it.
00:20:08 The CIA would have someone
00:20:11 That's...
00:20:13 That's exactly what they would do.
00:20:19 - What?
00:20:21 - What?
00:20:23 What part of "I think we're being followed"
00:20:31 Jesus Christ.
00:20:36 He's right with me every turn.
00:20:37 Who could it be?
00:20:44 - Jesus fucking hell!
00:20:46 We got to get back to Sarajevo.
00:20:48 Yeah, no shit.
00:20:49 We got one problem.
00:20:50 That right turn I made back there?
00:20:52 We're not heading toward Sarajevo.
00:20:54 - We're heading toward Pale.
00:20:56 Why? What's Pale?
00:20:58 Just the worst place we possibly could go.
00:21:00 It's where the Fox lived during the war.
00:21:02 - It's just Serb country.
00:21:05 - Fucking hell!
00:21:08 - [Horn honks]
00:21:09 - Shit!
00:21:12 Fucking shit!
00:21:15 Speed up! Speed up! Speed up!
00:21:26 Hold tight! Hold on!
00:21:41 How come every time I'm with you, Simon,
00:21:47 Because, my old friend,
00:21:50 putting your life in danger
00:21:54 The rest is television.
00:21:57 You need me to remind you of that.
00:22:09 We got to be extra careful.
00:22:11 Don't talk to anyone in the hotel.
00:22:12 - Don't talk on a cell phone.
00:22:15 Trust me, guys, trust me.
00:22:17 We have stepped into something here.
00:22:19 People are worried.
00:22:23 Who the fuck is this guy?
00:22:26 Nobody's listening to us!
00:22:27 What, we got to be afraid
00:22:31 Trust nobody.
00:22:37 The only person I don't trust is you.
00:22:50 Are you sleeping in my room?
00:22:52 - Yes.
00:22:55 Look, Simon.
00:22:56 I mean, I would be lying if I wasn't secretly
00:23:00 But we're no closer to finding
00:23:04 I mean, Boris is a nut.
00:23:06 Mirjana's a con artist.
00:23:08 And that guy following us on the road
00:23:10 or your little midget friend
00:23:15 You were saying?
00:23:19 [Whispering]
00:23:29 - Fucking don't move.
00:23:31 You wanted to find Fox?
00:23:34 Well, now Fox want to find you.
00:24:00 [Chains clanking]
00:25:10 I'm sorry. I don't know
00:25:13 I'm sorry, I don't understand!
00:25:16 I don't know what you're saying!
00:25:19 [Speaking Serbian]
00:25:21 Duck! Duck!
00:25:23 I don't know what he's saying!
00:25:24 [Speaking Serbian]
00:25:27 No. No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:28 We are not CIA.
00:25:35 I'm sorry. I don't understand
00:25:37 We are not CIA!
00:25:39 No, we are journalists!
00:25:41 Duck! Duck, what is he saying?
00:25:43 I don't understand what you're saying!
00:25:46 Don't! Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:49 - Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:54 [Muffled shouts]
00:26:39 The truth emerges.
00:26:49 There's been a giant mix-up here.
00:26:52 What mix-up?
00:26:53 We know everything.
00:26:56 Especially when CIA is here.
00:26:59 No, we're not CIA.
00:27:00 We're really not C... Fuck!
00:27:11 For weeks we've been hearing rumors
00:27:18 The CIA is coming for me.
00:27:22 We hear everything.
00:27:23 We know everything.
00:27:25 This is the thing. We're not CIA.
00:27:27 We're just journalists.
00:27:29 Just journalists. We just came...
00:27:31 We were trying to get an interview with you.
00:27:33 But you tell others that you are CIA.
00:27:36 No! No, no, we didn't.
00:27:40 You said to Boris.
00:27:44 No. We didn't. We didn't say that.
00:27:46 He was just really confused.
00:27:48 We're really just journalists.
00:27:50 And we're not here to hurt you.
00:28:02 Srdjan.
00:28:08 [Muffled shouts]
00:28:19 No, no, no!
00:28:21 Oh, no, please don't do it!
00:28:24 You can't do it.
00:28:26 [Cell phone ringer]
00:28:29 # You make me feel brand-new #
00:28:34 - Hello?
00:28:39 [Speaking Serbian]
00:28:48 [Speaking Serbian]
00:28:57 [Shouting]
00:29:04 Fox!
00:29:05 Fox went out the back!
00:29:07 Move in!
00:29:09 Guys, move it!
00:29:36 Extraction team 107,
00:29:47 Look, this is a news event.
00:29:48 We are newsmen.
00:29:50 We want off the copter now.
00:29:53 - You ever heard of freedom of the press?
00:30:00 All right. Jazzy, let's start this bird up.
00:30:06 Wait. Where are we going, exactly?
00:30:18 Hey, excuse me. Did you catch him?
00:30:23 That's classified information.
00:30:27 Classified.
00:30:29 Correct. Classified.
00:30:31 So you're saying you didn't catch him?
00:30:35 He was right fucking there!
00:30:37 Just what are you insinuating?
00:30:40 I was an inch... an inch from this guy!
00:30:42 He was there!
00:30:43 We saved your life.
00:30:46 You cut it pretty close, don't you think?
00:30:48 We did our job. Now you guys
00:30:52 No. No, I think there's a pretty good story
00:30:56 I was nose-to-nose with the most wanted
00:31:04 Let me tell you something, Mr. Cunt.
00:31:07 - Hunt.
00:31:10 You're lucky I haven't already
00:31:12 and thrown you in a dark fucking hole
00:31:16 Arrested for what?
00:31:17 Lmpersonating a CIA officer
00:31:20 Jesus fuck.
00:31:25 Your friend Boris is on a plane for Uganda
00:31:30 But before he was suddenly
00:31:32 to never be heard from again,
00:31:34 we confronted him
00:31:40 If I ever hear from you again,
00:31:42 the CIA will be on you like a cheap suit
00:31:46 You'll be arrested, jailed,
00:31:49 and sodomized by a big, dumb,
00:31:53 for the rest of your shitty little lives.
00:31:55 And if you don't care about that,
00:31:59 and you still plan
00:32:01 then your friend Boris
00:32:04 by a tiger or lion or a squirrel
00:32:07 or whatever fucking animal
00:32:11 And you'll have to live with that.
00:32:13 I assume that I can quote you
00:32:19 Look, Cunt.
00:32:21 The CIA has a bright side,
00:32:25 and then there's the gray side.
00:32:27 We do the things that people
00:32:30 It's a part we deny even exists.
00:32:32 It's a part of the CIA that's been working for
00:32:37 And what have you been working on doing,
00:32:41 Let me ask you a question.
00:32:43 Why do you think the CIA
00:32:46 Let me ask you a question.
00:32:48 In five years, why has the CIA,
00:32:51 the Hague, the United Nations, and NATO
00:32:55 not been able to find a guy
00:32:59 if you actually wanted to find him?
00:33:12 We're giving you a one-way ticket home.
00:33:14 I suggest you use it.
00:33:16 We're not saving your asses again.
00:33:19 From this moment on,
00:33:50 The Americans, yeah,
00:33:52 but some would suggest they
00:33:55 that if he stepped down from power
00:34:16 You ever flown in
00:34:19 You won't have feeling
00:34:21 - Great.
00:34:25 So what are you going to do?
00:34:26 I don't know.
00:34:30 Share some moussaka
00:34:35 Duck?
00:34:39 Duck?
00:34:41 What is it?
00:34:47 They sent Boris out of this country
00:34:50 because he was actually
00:34:54 They're sending us away
00:34:56 No, he found us.
00:34:59 No, it's like no one in a position
00:35:02 even wants to try and catch that bastard.
00:35:05 And that's just wrong.
00:35:06 Yeah.
00:35:09 What are you saying?
00:35:11 I'm saying we can't leave.
00:35:21 I think I just wet myself.
00:35:38 All right.
00:35:39 Yeah.
00:35:41 Yeah, let's go get this bastard.
00:35:43 Okay, gentlemen, load 'em up.
00:35:49 Prepare plane for taxi.
00:35:51 All right, um, what's the plan?
00:35:56 Run.
00:35:59 Run? That's your plan?
00:36:01 Yeah. Run.
00:36:15 [Duck]
00:36:16 about being an action hero.
00:36:20 But, as Boris said, in dirty times,
00:36:27 The rest of the story,
00:36:32 I'd tell you it was true,
00:36:39 Mirjana did find out
00:36:43 and that gave us the idea of how
00:36:48 You see, you can't go hunting
00:36:52 It's too noisy.
00:36:54 It scares off the animals.
00:37:31 [Rustling]
00:37:35 Doctor?
00:37:40 [Twig snaps]
00:37:45 [Gunshot]
00:37:48 [Gunshots]
00:37:49 [Speaking Serbian]
00:38:49 Where is the rest of your team?
00:38:54 There ain't no team, you motherfucker.
00:38:57 It's just us.
00:39:03 I get you $5 million.
00:39:07 United States currency.
00:39:10 Take it. It's yours.
00:39:14 We get $5 million just for turning you in.
00:39:17 You turn me in, and then what?
00:39:21 They are more afraid of me
00:39:27 You do not have the balls to kill me.
00:39:31 And you do not have the balls
00:39:36 And you do not have the balls
00:39:38 to see what the international community
00:39:40 will do or not do to me.
00:39:44 You have nothing.
00:39:49 That's why we've got to change the rules.
00:40:18 If the power comes back on,
00:40:23 I'm never leaving.
00:40:25 I'll have myself surgically attached to you.
00:40:46 This was Marda's town.
00:40:48 It's one of the few places
00:40:54 They'll know best what to do with him.
00:42:18 Let me borrow 50 bucks.
00:42:19 What? We just left $5 million
00:42:22 You want to borrow 50 bucks?
00:42:24 Actually, make it a hundred.
00:42:26 You know, when all this hits,
00:42:27 it's going to be a shit-storm of
00:42:30 Maybe you could talk to your father,
00:42:33 Then I can pay you back.
00:42:35 All right.
00:42:38 [Chanting]
00:42:42 So what are you going to do?
00:42:44 You going to stay and cover it?
00:42:46 Are you?
00:42:48 I got the cushy gig in New York.
00:42:51 The girl in Greece.
00:42:53 The story...
00:42:55 The story's going to be right here.
00:43:00 Just play something decent on this, will you?
00:43:04 For once?
00:43:07 Simon, you're the only man I know
00:43:10 to repay a debt that you took to repay a debt.
00:43:13 And that's why you love me.
00:43:19 That's why I love you.
00:43:30 ## [drum beat]
00:43:33 ## [rock]
00:43:41 ## [singing in Serbian]
00:43:43 # I fought the law, and the law won #
00:43:46 # I fought the law, and the law won #
00:43:49 ## [singing in Serbian]
00:45:02 ## [exotic]
00:46:37 ## [Singing in Serbian]